Still gay after 100 years! Part 30 of the Aaron Rodgers Saga

I'm just going to pre-emptively declare that he doesn't bottom, and anyone who suggests that he does is retarded.

That picture is hilarious

He needs a blepharoplasty

No, he will come out in 2021. Daniel Radcliffe already came clean about their gender reassignment.

You would think after 29 threads and over 17,000 posts, DL would move on and realize they are wrong.

Apparently, not.

[quote]I'm just going to pre-emptively declare that he doesn't bottom, and anyone who suggests that he does is retarded.

I’m going to agree with this, simply because I don’t want my fantasies ruined. He’s a strict top I’m my mind!

Love the new thread title!

You think the fangirl at r5 would have realized she's wrong by now.

Here's what the pathetic incel at R5 posted on a thread he started:

[quote]I don't really have any friends and you bitches have been the people I communicate with the most over the past decade. Even though some of you seem like horrible drug addicts who should die in a grease fire, I appreciate your humor, knowledge, pointless bitchery, and occasional kindness.

[quote]Due to following COVID guidelines, this was my first Christmas ever away from my parents and I was alone except for a few family texts and looking at DL every hour.

[quote]Just...thanks.

And yet he's a nasty asshole in the Aaron Rodgers threads. Complete jerk.

R8, good catch

That nasty incel at R5 posts the SAME diatribe about Aaron being straight in every Aaron thread.

If these threads bug him so much, why not just avoid them?

Because he WANTS to be an asshole on these threads.

No wonder he has zero friends.

R5 Get out of our fucking thread if you don’t like it, dummy.

The Pack wins again!

[quote]He needs a blepharoplasty

And some Botox for all those crows feet around his eyes. A few skin peels wouldn’t hurt either.

He really could be a good looking man if he just got a little tuneup.

He's staying in the closet

Hot memories of last year...

Hottest Sports Couple EVER!

Why didn't you link to the previous thread, OP? God!

You know Aaron was jerking off over the memory of hugging Jimmy.

Smelling Jimmy's manly scent up next to him...

Do we think Aaron would bottom for hunky Jimmy G?

When is dummy Aaron going to stop following MANica’s two IG accounts? She unfollowed him as soon as they broke up.

Aaron Rodgers is burnt looking. I prefer to think Jimmy G and Nick Bosa are fucking each other.

^ Jimmy only has eyes for ME!!!!!!

R23 the thought of those two fucking is too fucking hawt. Bosa is a little cock tease too. He loves wearing muscle slut shirts and slutty shorts.

Who is the woman that AR added yesterday on Instagram? He profile is private but under her username it says something about the Dalai Lama (and AR met the Dalai Lama back in 2018). Don’t tell me this going to be the next beard.🤦‍♂️

Her old Twitter. She’s known Aaron a long time.

Who?

R27 I wonder why AR is just now following her on IG if they’ve known each other for a long time. I can’t help but to be suspicious because the last beard was trotted out in a January.

Aaron’s estranged family follows Mary Lynn too. I’m guessing she’s an old family friend. Maybe he just found her Instagram.

I’d be more worried about Maya Aviezer, the Israeli athlete. Aaron likes every picture she posts.

[quote]Aaron’s estranged family follows Mary Lynn too. I’m guessing she’s an old family friend. Maybe he just found her Instagram

Hmmm....

[quote]I’d be more worried about Maya Aviezer, the Israeli athlete. Aaron likes every picture she posts.

Oh lord. I just looked at her IG and she looks like a little attention seeker. And I see she lives in Malibu like Aaron.

Maybe AR is trying to find his next beard. If so, he really needs to stop. Everyone just laughs at him.

R30 Good research BTW.

People have been talking about Julian Morris for more than a few centuries now as well.

Can you imagine how fucking pathetic he would be to beard AGAIN?! Grow a fucking pair of balls and quit worrying what everyone thinks. He has been playing for 16 years, won a Super Bowl and might win another, been a two time MVP and that might change to three this season, made more money than he will ever need, one of the best QB’s ever, has nothing left to prove...at what point do you live your truth?

Remind me why we care if he's gay?

R35 Go away.

R35, do you realize what website you're on?

[quote]Do we think Aaron would bottom for hunky Jimmy G?

The fuck did I say?

Miss Aaron is not off to a great start. Is she distracted by the sexy Chicago quarterback and his hot body?

There is no way Rodgers won't be MVP now.

Pack in the playoffs!

Is AR going to bang some twink booty tonight to celebrate?!

Sure, why the hell not...?

He turns 38 by the end of this year. That means he'll likely be retiring next year. He'll wait til then to come out, like all pro athletes do.

It will be such a wonderful thing

[quote]He turns 38 by the end of this year. That means he'll likely be retiring next year. He'll wait til then to come out, like all pro athletes do.

Are you kidding? He’s having one of his best years ever! He’s going to be like Tom Brady and will still be playing in his 40’s.

How do I let Aaron know I want to get fucked 🍆🍒💦 by him?🤔 I want him to fuck me so hard I can’t move afterwards! 🥵🧑🏻‍🦼

Too bad Aaron doesn’t have the guts to discuss politics like his ex-beard HOlivia does. I’ll give her credit for that.

R48 Just trying to keep her name out there as she fades away.

Aaron is doing a live Instagram chat tonight.

Will he have the guts to talk about current events or just talk about the same boring shit as usual?

I’ve never really understood what the point of these pre or post game interviews is. I mean, you play your best and either you win or you don’t. What’s to discuss really?

^ Will Kevin crash it?

When is it? DL should participate in the chat

It just ended. He talked about donating money to help small businesses. That was it. Boring.

R54 Figures. Glad I didn’t waste my time watching.

Aaron will be a Jeopardy guest host

My Smooooches-worthy Sweeties-

I'll be away from my lap-top for today's game so I won't posting but I'll be reading this thread.

Packers v. Rams. Today 3:25 CST kick-off. Lambeau Field. Flurries and low 30s.

There once was team from LA

Who arrived in GB to play

The Packers are ready

The cheese will hold steady

And I can't think of a closer line here

closing line here

So hyped for the game!!! Go Pack go!

Nice win Della! On to the NFC Championship. I think there's a twink in Wisconsin who is gonna get pounded through the floor tonight.

Wow, the defense really stepped up today and they looked like the complete package. Great game!

Isn't Rodgers rumored to be a lazy lover? The twink is gonna have to ride and hop all on his own.

I hope they make it to the Super Bowl

lol, r60.

I hope Tampa Bay wins today. I think the Saints would give the Packers much more trouble next week than the Bucs.

Who would Aaron prefer to fondle after the game next week? Tom or Drew?

Geez, was I ever wrong.

The Bucs look very, very tough. And they went into NO to take this win.

Their confidence at coming to Lambeau Field next week will be sky high.

ITS ON!

Be sure to avoid all of the Rodgers v. Brady hype over the next week or else you'll be ready to kick your TV in by the time kick-off rolls around next Saturday.

Whoops! Packers Bucs is next Sunday, 1/24/, not Saturday.

Isn’t he still with Shailene Woodley, or did he dump her because she wouldn’t put out?

Haven't heard a thing about who Rodgers is with r69, whether male, female, trans, furry, animal, mineral, vegetable...

[quote] because she wouldn’t put out?

lol, r69.

Well played, subtle sarcasm is becoming a rare jewel.

I hate Tom Brady. Go Packers!!!

Former Packers GM Ted Thompson (who drafted Rodgers) has died. We've discussed him as a potential closet case before. Anyhoo....RIP

I hope Tom Brady kicks Aaron’s ass this weekend and that the Packers lose. I used to like AR, but he has gotten really arrogant this past season and I’m tired of everyone kissing his ass in interviews and that smug look on his face. Tom seems more friendly and down to earth.

Tell us about the former GM possibly being closeted? I haven’t heard that one.

If so, maybe he could tell Aaron was too and that’s why he picked him.

Slate calls this pic "Two GOATS passing in the night."

The game, this Sunday.

R76 ok but the photographer in the back 😂