Still gay after 100 years! Part 30 of the Aaron Rodgers Saga

I'm just going to pre-emptively declare that he doesn't bottom, and anyone who suggests that he does is retarded.

That picture is hilarious

He needs a blepharoplasty

No, he will come out in 2021. Daniel Radcliffe already came clean about their gender reassignment.

You would think after 29 threads and over 17,000 posts, DL would move on and realize they are wrong.

Apparently, not.

[quote]I'm just going to pre-emptively declare that he doesn't bottom, and anyone who suggests that he does is retarded.

I’m going to agree with this, simply because I don’t want my fantasies ruined. He’s a strict top I’m my mind!

Love the new thread title!

You think the fangirl at r5 would have realized she's wrong by now.

Here's what the pathetic incel at R5 posted on a thread he started:

[quote]I don't really have any friends and you bitches have been the people I communicate with the most over the past decade. Even though some of you seem like horrible drug addicts who should die in a grease fire, I appreciate your humor, knowledge, pointless bitchery, and occasional kindness.

[quote]Due to following COVID guidelines, this was my first Christmas ever away from my parents and I was alone except for a few family texts and looking at DL every hour.

[quote]Just...thanks.

And yet he's a nasty asshole in the Aaron Rodgers threads. Complete jerk.

R8, good catch

That nasty incel at R5 posts the SAME diatribe about Aaron being straight in every Aaron thread.

If these threads bug him so much, why not just avoid them?

Because he WANTS to be an asshole on these threads.

No wonder he has zero friends.

R5 Get out of our fucking thread if you don’t like it, dummy.

The Pack wins again!

[quote]He needs a blepharoplasty

And some Botox for all those crows feet around his eyes. A few skin peels wouldn’t hurt either.

He really could be a good looking man if he just got a little tuneup.

He's staying in the closet

Hot memories of last year...

Hottest Sports Couple EVER!

Why didn't you link to the previous thread, OP? God!

You know Aaron was jerking off over the memory of hugging Jimmy.

Smelling Jimmy's manly scent up next to him...

Do we think Aaron would bottom for hunky Jimmy G?

When is dummy Aaron going to stop following MANica’s two IG accounts? She unfollowed him as soon as they broke up.

Aaron Rodgers is burnt looking. I prefer to think Jimmy G and Nick Bosa are fucking each other.

^ Jimmy only has eyes for ME!!!!!!

R23 the thought of those two fucking is too fucking hawt. Bosa is a little cock tease too. He loves wearing muscle slut shirts and slutty shorts.

Who is the woman that AR added yesterday on Instagram? He profile is private but under her username it says something about the Dalai Lama (and AR met the Dalai Lama back in 2018). Don’t tell me this going to be the next beard.🤦‍♂️

Her old Twitter. She’s known Aaron a long time.

Who?

R27 I wonder why AR is just now following her on IG if they’ve known each other for a long time. I can’t help but to be suspicious because the last beard was trotted out in a January.

Aaron’s estranged family follows Mary Lynn too. I’m guessing she’s an old family friend. Maybe he just found her Instagram.

I’d be more worried about Maya Aviezer, the Israeli athlete. Aaron likes every picture she posts.

[quote]Aaron’s estranged family follows Mary Lynn too. I’m guessing she’s an old family friend. Maybe he just found her Instagram

Hmmm....

[quote]I’d be more worried about Maya Aviezer, the Israeli athlete. Aaron likes every picture she posts.

Oh lord. I just looked at her IG and she looks like a little attention seeker. And I see she lives in Malibu like Aaron.

Maybe AR is trying to find his next beard. If so, he really needs to stop. Everyone just laughs at him.

R30 Good research BTW.

People have been talking about Julian Morris for more than a few centuries now as well.

Can you imagine how fucking pathetic he would be to beard AGAIN?! Grow a fucking pair of balls and quit worrying what everyone thinks. He has been playing for 16 years, won a Super Bowl and might win another, been a two time MVP and that might change to three this season, made more money than he will ever need, one of the best QB’s ever, has nothing left to prove...at what point do you live your truth?

Remind me why we care if he's gay?

R35 Go away.

R35, do you realize what website you're on?

[quote]Do we think Aaron would bottom for hunky Jimmy G?

The fuck did I say?

Miss Aaron is not off to a great start. Is she distracted by the sexy Chicago quarterback and his hot body?

There is no way Rodgers won't be MVP now.

Pack in the playoffs!

Is AR going to bang some twink booty tonight to celebrate?!

Sure, why the hell not...?

He turns 38 by the end of this year. That means he'll likely be retiring next year. He'll wait til then to come out, like all pro athletes do.

It will be such a wonderful thing

[quote]He turns 38 by the end of this year. That means he'll likely be retiring next year. He'll wait til then to come out, like all pro athletes do.

Are you kidding? He’s having one of his best years ever! He’s going to be like Tom Brady and will still be playing in his 40’s.

How do I let Aaron know I want to get fucked 🍆🍒💦 by him?🤔 I want him to fuck me so hard I can’t move afterwards! 🥵🧑🏻‍🦼

Too bad Aaron doesn’t have the guts to discuss politics like his ex-beard HOlivia does. I’ll give her credit for that.

R48 Just trying to keep her name out there as she fades away.

Aaron is doing a live Instagram chat tonight.

Will he have the guts to talk about current events or just talk about the same boring shit as usual?

I’ve never really understood what the point of these pre or post game interviews is. I mean, you play your best and either you win or you don’t. What’s to discuss really?

^ Will Kevin crash it?

When is it? DL should participate in the chat

It just ended. He talked about donating money to help small businesses. That was it. Boring.

R54 Figures. Glad I didn’t waste my time watching.

Aaron will be a Jeopardy guest host

My Smooooches-worthy Sweeties-

I'll be away from my lap-top for today's game so I won't posting but I'll be reading this thread.

Packers v. Rams. Today 3:25 CST kick-off. Lambeau Field. Flurries and low 30s.

There once was team from LA

Who arrived in GB to play

The Packers are ready

The cheese will hold steady

And I can't think of a closer line here

closing line here

So hyped for the game!!! Go Pack go!

Nice win Della! On to the NFC Championship. I think there's a twink in Wisconsin who is gonna get pounded through the floor tonight.

Wow, the defense really stepped up today and they looked like the complete package. Great game!

Isn't Rodgers rumored to be a lazy lover? The twink is gonna have to ride and hop all on his own.

I hope they make it to the Super Bowl

lol, r60.

I hope Tampa Bay wins today. I think the Saints would give the Packers much more trouble next week than the Bucs.

Who would Aaron prefer to fondle after the game next week? Tom or Drew?

Geez, was I ever wrong.

The Bucs look very, very tough. And they went into NO to take this win.

Their confidence at coming to Lambeau Field next week will be sky high.

ITS ON!

Be sure to avoid all of the Rodgers v. Brady hype over the next week or else you'll be ready to kick your TV in by the time kick-off rolls around next Saturday.

Whoops! Packers Bucs is next Sunday, 1/24/, not Saturday.

Isn’t he still with Shailene Woodley, or did he dump her because she wouldn’t put out?

Haven't heard a thing about who Rodgers is with r69, whether male, female, trans, furry, animal, mineral, vegetable...

[quote] because she wouldn’t put out?

lol, r69.

Well played, subtle sarcasm is becoming a rare jewel.

I hate Tom Brady. Go Packers!!!

Former Packers GM Ted Thompson (who drafted Rodgers) has died. We've discussed him as a potential closet case before. Anyhoo....RIP

I hope Tom Brady kicks Aaron’s ass this weekend and that the Packers lose. I used to like AR, but he has gotten really arrogant this past season and I’m tired of everyone kissing his ass in interviews and that smug look on his face. Tom seems more friendly and down to earth.

Tell us about the former GM possibly being closeted? I haven’t heard that one.

If so, maybe he could tell Aaron was too and that’s why he picked him.

Slate calls this pic "Two GOATS passing in the night."

The game, this Sunday.

R76 ok but the photographer in the back 😂

They look like they're a second away from making out in that pic

R76 ....Maybe I’ve been wrong all this time. Maybe Aaron does bottom for the right guy.

Aaron has gotten bottom eyes for Ryan Braun and Jimmy G previously. The same smile he has in that pic @ R76. He's never gotten anywhere near that giddy with any of the beards.

Tom Brady is going to top AR tomorrow - and not in the way AR would like.

Shut it lying cunt, Aaron is a total top, his hairy hole Is exit only.

R82 Unfortunately AR is going to get topped by Tom tomorrow whether he likes it or not!

R74

Tom fucking Brady is down to earth?

He's as down to earth as his good friend Donald Trump, R84. They understand the hoi polloi, doncha know. Not like that pretentious Aaron Rodgers who hangs out with the elitist snobs in GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN.

Tom Brady's junk science TB12 scam products scored a million dollar PPP loan from the first stimulus and get this..he bought a yacht after. Very down to earth for someone who's worth hundreds of millions as is his wife.

Go BUCS!

Aaron followed this guy in the past week. I would have posted sooner, but this place has been on a pay wall forever. No idea who he is, but he's not much of an influencer with 138 followers. Olivia Munn follows him too.

Get that ish off this thread r87

r85 Tom's Trump association has been too easily forgiven in my opinion. He should catch more shit than he does.

Aaron just got fucked with no lube by Tom!😆

Did they tongue-kiss?

Aaron’s going to be in his rose garden with a bottle of scotch like Joan Crawford tonight!

Poor play. Poor play calling.

I'm PISSED!

This is the one game where you don't defer if you win the toss. Take the ball.

Rodgers, LaFluer, everybody lost this game.

Plus, the Bucs just plain old played better.

I'm pretty sure R91 posted this on the Tom Brady thread, but I am bringing it here, shocked at "Liberal Aaron" and his Deplorable comments:

[quote]As for Tom being a Trumper, Aaron is a Libertarian which is basically Republican-lite and when he did an interview a few weeks ago he was bitching about Nancy Pelosi going to a salon and the governor of California, yet didn’t say shit about all the shit Trumpers did at the Capitol. So Aaron is no better.

R94 Yep. AR is 6 years younger than Tom, so there was no excuse for AR to not beat TB. Say what you want about Tom, but the man is incredible to still be playing like this at 43.

R95 Yes, I did. And???

In any case, I’m glad you have so much time on your hands to research my posts. I would post examples of all the shit you post on other threads, but it’s a bit childish.🙂

Raccoon Eyes Aaron is ONLY 37????????????

R98 Hard to believe, isn’t it?! He looked 47 after getting his ass handed to him tonight.

R97, I posted it only to show Aaron is a Deplorable like Tom. I didn't do it to trash you. I didn't use Ignore-dar, you just posted the same "fucked with no lube" comment, so I assumed it was also you in the other thread.

Aaron isn't a deplorable

A "Both Sides! Both Sides" troll like Aaron IS a Deplorable.

R100 Whoops! Sorry. I thought you were bitching about me telling the truth about AR. I apologize.

But yeah, I’m not sure where these “Aaron is a liberal” assumptions are coming from when the things he’s said in interviews say otherwise.

What is the quote? R97 is blocked on my feed

I'd like to see Rodgers wipe that smug look off of Brady's face. Rodgers is the guy that can do it. He's bigger and much stronger than Brady.

And less talented on the field apparently.

[quote]I'd like to see Rodgers wipe that smug look off of Brady's face. Rodgers is the guy that can do it. He's bigger and much stronger than Brady.

Are you posting from a time machine? Because the opposite just happened.

I meant off the football field.

Aaron couldn't top Tom. He's OBVIOUSLY a bottom.

Tom showed everybody today who’s on top!

Aaron’s already moping and basically shitting on his own team by saying his future there is uncertain.😂

Amazing how all the rest of the season he was praising his teammates but now they they lost their chance to the Super Bowl (even though he fucked up this game too), now he’s ready to jump ship. So typical of Aaron.

You can be liberal and still bitch about Pelosi and Governor of California for being a hypocrites. Didn't Governor went to some posh restaurant for celebration with bunch of people without masks?

Deplorable Alert at R112.

R88 I think you are bad at detecting sarcasm..

I don’t blame him R111.

[quote]You can be liberal and still bitch about Pelosi and Governor of California for being a hypocrites. Didn't Governor went to some posh restaurant for celebration with bunch of people without masks?

Yeah that’s all fine and dandy but you got energy to bitch about those minor things in interviews, but you don’t have one goddamn thing to say about the terrorists at the Capitol or about Trump egging on his disgusting supporters???

Everything he says screams deplorable. Oh, and he has also said in so many words in several interviews he thinks Covid isn’t serious and that people need to focus on taking vitamins.🙄 He also follows anti-vaxxers on IG.

Quit making excuses for him. His politics are no better.

And don’t forget Aaron “dated” Danica Patrick who was a proud Trump supporter.

Like attracts like. Aaron is not liberal.

R116

I didn't read or see this interview. I doubt he is republican though. His family are full blown deplorables.

Jesus, 30 threads about this guy?

He looks 57 in the photo r111 posted.

I'm sure he won't have any trouble finding another "deplorable" to fuck.

[quote]Everything he says screams deplorable. Oh, and he has also said in so many words in several interviews he thinks Covid isn’t serious and that people need to focus on taking vitamins.🙄 He also follows anti-vaxxers on IG.

That’s too bad. Oh well. He sucks.

[quote]I didn't read or see this interview.

He’s said all this during his various Pat McAffe interviews (which BTW I bet he is dreading doing this week after getting his ass beat!😂).

[quote]He looks 57 in the photo [R111] posted.

Imagine when he really is 57 what he’ll look like!😦

Bitch should use his money to get some work done on his face during the off-season. Tom Brady is 6 years older yet looks younger than Aaron Rodgers.

R122, Tom and Gisele bathe in virgin blood nightly to keep those pesky wrinkles away!

Clearly, Aaron needs to try it!

Son-kisses are the secret to Tom’s fascinating youthful appearance!

Or Aaron can use Ryan Braun’s cum as a youthifying facial.

Someone on another site said AR looks like a St. Bernard!😭 The sad thing is he kind of does!

He needs to get those droopy eyes and bags underneath fixed.

That smug look on his face is gone! He looks like he’s about to cry.

Aaron about to cry after losing.

R88 Wow, what a weirdo for him to be following someone that Olivia does when the person only has 138 followers.

He’s also still following both of Danica’s accounts even though Danica quit following him as soon as they broke up.

He has issues.

Ha ha, closet case!

FUCK AARON RODGERS TO MOTHERFUCKING HELL!!!!!!

I bet $500 bucks on the Green Bay Fudge Packers to win against Tampa Bay, and the motherfuckers did absolute SHIT!!!!

Motherfucker AARON RODGERS!!!!!

Hate this fucking asshole. Will never bet on his loser ass EVER AGAIN!!!!

R131 You really thought Aaron (1 SB ring a decade ago) Rodgers was going to beat Tom (6 SB rings) Brady????

Guess you got brainwashed by media who hype him up when he really isn’t that great.

Where's that smug face now, closet case?

LOL!!!!!

The media covering 37-year-old Aaron's Sad Face!

I want to see him naked, that's all

Aaron is probably on the next flight to LA to go hole up and hide in his Malibu home with a bottle of scotch (he’s always talking about scotch).

And a hot man!

Gurl needs some Olay Regenerist Serum for those undereye bags 🎒

R89, sorry I am the disgruntled Vikings fan (my ex lives and breathes Packers) so I was personally tied to this win. Not a fan of Brady at all. (I know, I need more hobbies). Regardless of who won, it was a great game. Bills/Chiefs was rather boring.

Really curious if Rodgers is done with the Packers. There are trade rumors, although who knows? I could see him playing for SF.

AR always looks like he needs to shower...

[quote]There are trade rumors, although who knows? I could see him playing for SF.

Fuck you!

R141, I wish! They can take the perpetually injured pretty boy at r143.

[quote] They can take the perpetually injured pretty boy at R143.

R144, don't hate Jimmy because he's beautiful.

Beautiful people are also very delicate.

I'll take Jimmy G. any day, over that gross and dirty looking Aaron Rodgers.

R146 Me too! As someone on another site said, Aaron looks like an old St Bernard.

[quote] Haven’t heard a thing about who Rodgers is with R69, whether male, female, trans, furry, animal, mineral, vegetable...

Why not all of the above?

R148 Your link isn’t showing anything....

Aaron put on a brave face and pretended to be smiley and happy today. Then again, they always suck him off on this show, so that probably made him feel better.

What does his bootyhole smell like?

Now he’s modeling watches...how random.

[r152] Looks super butch.

Shilling for watches now

I do not like his hair in the new watch pics. Who ever did his hair is not a gay. Probably a frau.

They’re gonna try it with these two? Everyone knows she’s a les.

She pings as much as Danica

I refuse to believe a wealthy athlete would date a smelly hippie who doesn’t use soap. She’s already admitted to being bi.

He should have made an offer to Ana de Armas. That would have been believable and she'd have probably gone along with for the right price. He's a much better catch the bloated Ben.

Aaron Rodgers is such a pussy. I’ve tried to be understanding and supportive, but I just can’t anymore. His career is almost over, had more money than he will ever need, and he still can’t come the fuck out.

Aaron is doing an Instagram live at 5pm est

He'll be live? Can we ask him when he's coming out?

R162 if you have Instagram, you can join the live chat on that link.

Someone should ask him in the chat when he’s going to live his truth.

Here is the conversation.

Did he talk about being a closeted piece of shit in the video (not wasting my time watching it if not)?

You would have thought that after this interview Olivia gave last year (go to the 1 hour 24 minute mark) that Aaron would just stop with this bullshit and stop embarrassing himself. He’s a joke.

How do you think he will spin it when he finally comes out after he retires? How will he explain all the beards?

Will you still love me when I get fat?

Apparently he’s engaged to Shailene? He said so in his acceptance speech tonight. Crazy.

Yeah. (This was posted on another thread.)

Aw, they can be the sports equivalent of John and Kelly

Someone posted a photo of Kevin’s wedding on another site. What is the theme here?

^ depression

Shailene's mom has been liking tweets congratulating Aaron on his engagement as well as a lot of football related tweets. She doesn't seem to like much concerning her daughter though. Odd.

And she certainly hates the Packers.

There’s a dead bear on the floor at Kevin’s wedding in r173

On a more serious note (and I’m not trying to be snarky): is Aaron’s mental health OK? He has been acting very strange in recent years with all the weird new age stuff and talking about UFO’s and what have you. Now he’s “engaged” to a female(!) that he’s in a “long-distance relationship” with after 5 months??? It all seems very impulsive and manic and bizarre. Also, notice how he seems to take on the personality of whatever beard he is with at the time.

Can I wear Birkenstocks to the wedding?

R177 Yeah he’s really almost cult like with his new age crap.Shailene is too. But not as bad as Danica.

Come play with us, Aaron. We all float down here.

....

There’s been a daily story on the Daily Fail about the “engagement” and in the comments under each story there are tons of people who know this is fake.

Seen in Montreal today. No ring.

This guy talked about Aaron Rodgers being gay on his podcast for 3 years before the Kevin breakup in 2013.

So that would be around 2010 when the gay rumors were first discussed on the show.

[quote] Aaron Rodgers' Secret (that we've been talking about on our show for 3 years.

In a podcast episode, he briefly discussed Aaron Rodgers' sexuality at the 25:25 mark.

Apparently it's common knowledge in Green Bay that Aaron is gay.

This proves that the sports media have known about Aaron's sexuality and have chosen not to cover the story.

R183 One of the comments on the DM said she’ll get the ring when they finally meet.🤣

[quote] This proves that the sports media have known about Aaron's sexuality and have chosen not to cover the story.

Chosen not to cover the story? Until he's caught in public kissing a dude or grabbing some twink's ass, what exactly would you like them to cover? They'll seem like gossipy cunty 12 year old girls if they just start accusing him with no evidence.

Being gay isn't an "accusation" except according to Republican assholes

They're sooo in love! We swear!

"They're sooo in love! We swear!"

E! gets really excited:

[quote] As a source previously told E! News, "They can't wait to get married and they want it to happen soon."

But of course, no pictures of them together.

^ We're so in love! We don't want anyone to destroy our love by photographing it!!!

Lol r193

Kevin Lanflisi must really be rolling his eyes right now

R191 Such horseshit. If they can’t wait to get married, they could easily do it right now.

I seriously am starting to think he might have mental illness with his erratic behavior lately.

LOL The Daily Fail has ran two “stories” on them within the last 6 hours. In the older one, everyone was laughing in the comments (as commenters always do with all the articles about this “engagement”), so now on the more recent article they are moderating the comments section as of now.😄

And now they opened them up! Why do they moderate the comments for an hour then stop?

Is SW going to wear a strap-on to fuck Aaron in his ass?

Why r195? He's been married to a woman for years.

R200 Aaron and his PR team paid him good to keep that pretty mouth shut.

R200, he mocked Aaron for "wearing a mask"

R202 For real? Where? I thought he deleted his social media?

Kevin drove a shitty car from Wisconsin back to Long Beach. And his house isn’t that nice in Long Beach. #fail thinking that Aaron gave him any kind of severance pay after he tried to mooch off of Aaron’s new deal.

Again, if there were anything but breathless, sophomoric speculation, someone would’ve come forth with a smoking gun. Until then, he gets to say what he is and who he likes...

R204, lol that you think he was a "mooch" even though Aaron let him live rent free in his house and gave him a bullshit "assistant" job

R205, there have been statements on DL by a guy who went to college with Rodgers, who had sec with him. Other than an actual sex video, that’s good enough for me, since any public statement will just be considered the same -just hearsay- by the likes of you.

Sec>>sex

R205 what do you consider a smoking gun? Cum stained jockstrap with a DNA test certificate? So the you later can claim it was stolen? A sex video? So that you later can claim it was fiction, or photoshopped? If you refuse to believe there’s nothing that will change your mind. Did you enjoy your Capitol tour?

R207, a guy on DL? You’ve got to be kidding...or gullible. I’ve been on datalounge a long time and read all the threads on Rogers, and don’t remember any direct claim by any poster. Plenty of “I heard...” and “I know a guy who knows a guy...”, but no direct claims.

And r209, a credible participant would suffice. For you to equate my reticence to believe unsubstantiated datalounge gossip with the Capitol insurrection shows true stupidity. I’d bet the farm that my politics are at least as progressives as yours. Did you enjoy riding to school on the short bus?...

[quote] Is SW going to wear a strap-on to fuck Aaron in his ass?

Please see R1.

R206 Kevin was paid to answer the door when fans rang the doorbell. He once tweeted something complaining that 12 fans came to the door in one day. Aaron isn’t answering that shit. Keep jerking off to your fantasy that two guys were soulmates...yet are now with women and have no other homosexual relationships. 👌🏼

Kevin was Aaron's "roommate" at Aaron's request.

Keep whining about "fantasy" when sports radio shows aimed at straight guys were discussing Aaron being gay way before the datalounge was

Jodie Foster said she doesn’t even know Aaron Rodgers, just a big fan.

......

R215 People has become such a phony magazine I’m the last 20 years.

Michael Sam talks about his experience in the NFL and Canada. It's pretty bad. Guys wouldn't shower because he was there and they refused to make eye contact. I don't see Aaron or anyone else coming out.

[quote]Michael Sam talks about his experience in the NFL and Canada. It's pretty bad. Guys wouldn't shower because he was there and they refused to make eye contact. I don't see Aaron or anyone else coming out.

I know we like to call everything homophobia, but Michael Sam simply had very mediocre stats when he was drafted. Many players never get off the bench or get to play a game. Also, Michael seemed to be more interested in the fame aspect than actually working on becoming a better athlete - he loves all the attention he was getting for being the first openly gay NFL player. Lastly, Michael said he had drug and alcohol addiction after he left the NFL. I don’t know if he had those issues while in the NFL, but he obviously seemed to have a lot of issues preventing him from improving on being a better athlete.

Aaron on the other hand has already cemented his legacy as one of the best quarterbacks ever, won a Super Bowl, played 16 years, his career is winding down, and has more money than he will ever need. If he came out, nobody is going to tell him a damn thing because he has nothing left to prove and he’s still an amazing player. He has WAY more leverage on his side. And I think it’s not so much about someone being closeted as it is about being so pathetic as to resorting to beards and fake GF’s and engagements. That’s just over the top and pathetic. People would have slightly more respect if he just went back to the I don’t talk about my personal life stance and left it at that.

Aaron Rodgers is a self-hating Republican piece of shit. More than happy to bitch about Nancy Pelosi and governor of California, but never said shit about all the awful things Trump did.

The former beards have spoken: They don't care that he has moved on. They are focusing on their nonexistent careers and social lives.

R220 That site is so full of shit.

Confirmed engaged.

There is a really cringe interview with Shailene Woodley up on Daily Mail. The comments are hilarious.

I think Aaron just came out. He claimed Jodie Foster is " on his team of the field" WTF

Aaron is quite the lesbian hag

[quote]Confirmed engaged.

You mean confirmed fake engaged.

[quote]There is a really cringe interview with Shailene Woodley up on Daily Mail. The comments are hilarious.

There’s hundreds of comments on there from people who know he’s gay and are laughing at him wondering who he thinks he’s fooling.

Aaron is so fucking stupid. This “engagement” did the exact opposite of what he was hoping for and now people are even more convinced he’s gay.

At their wedding, Shailene will be gabbing with Ellen and Jodie while Aaron gets a bj from his "assistant"

If he’s in Canada with you, why not take him on your pap stroll?

“ Aaron is so fucking stupid. This “engagement” did the exact opposite of what he was hoping for and now people are even more convinced he’s gay.”

I don’t think Aaron cares what stupid people think. He’s living his best life on his terms

It's too cold for a photo op, bitch! We can save the PR for a different day

R230 You’re so fucking stupid you can’t even quote correctly.

We're so in love! Just not enough to actually spend time together

He resorted to finding a beard who lives in another country.

I know, r233! Even their engagement announcement had to be reported (by multiple publications may I add) using separate pictures!

Jodie Foster thanked Aaron Rodgers in her acceptance speech at the Golden Globes.

"I did not set those two up! We all know they met through Beards 'r' us!"

R236 She later said that she’s never even met him. So if her and SW are filming a movie together, that means Aaron is nowhere around.

Their is a website, Crazydaysandnights.net. It saws that the new girl and Aaron has reached an agreement. He can't have an affair with a female and she can't have one with a male but they can have same sex partners. Works..

Danica says she is done looking for inner peace in other people from now on.

I doubt that is about Aaron. She is always writing this kind of inner peace weirdo crap on Instagram. I guess she thinks it makes her look witty. It doesn’t.

R241 You’re an idiot. If you think it’s a coincidence she ran off to Egypt a few weeks ago (a place Aaron has said he has always wanted to go) right after the “engagement” was announced, and has now come back to talk about not looking for inner peace outside of yourself, you are naive. She was obviously furious and embarrassed and hightailed it out of the country.

R242 I’m the one starts these threads and provides more than half the news. Have fun doing it yourself.

OMG, they got engaged so quick cuz she's pregnant.

Who's the father?

This Republican piece of shit was bitching about the governor of California again during an Instagram interview yesterday. Funny how he never once said anything about all the shit Trump and Republicans fucked up on last year. He can go to hell.

I'd like to congratulate the father, Mr. Turkey Baster

Aaron talks his about engagement and how he's looking forward to having kids.

"I think it would be fun."

You should have seen the comments under this story on the Daily Mail - people were laughing their asses off! One person said anal with a dude doesn’t make babies though.😂 Another person they’ll have a turkey baster on the wedding registry.😄 He has brought even more unwanted attention on himself with this nonsense.

[quote]Aaron talks his about engagement and how he's looking forward to having kids.

Is he talking about his future engagement to a twink after he comes out once he retires and the surrogate they’ll hire?🧐

"I'm in that age group where a lot of my close friends from high school and college are fathers now and have families of their own," the 37-year-old NFL player shares. "It's maybe not in the immediate future but definitely something that I really look forward to."

Not in the immediate future? When is he planning on having these kids....when he's 80?

R251 I thought it was kind of an oxymoron when he said “a lot of my close friends.”

Have he and Shailene spent any time together yet or are they "quarantining separately"?

First PR pictures - I mean candid pictures - of the red blooded heterosexual quarterback with his beard...I mean “fiancée.”

Does he fuck Shailene’s butthole? Olivia hinted one of her ex’s who was in the closet (and we can guess who she was referring to) would only fuck her from behind in the dark and that the sex was the worst. Wonder if Shailene’s butthole hurts.

^ Looks like they went on the trip with a "group of friends" - he couldn't even be bothered to take her on a solo trip

[quote]^ Looks like they went on the trip with a "group of friends" - he couldn't even be bothered to take her on a solo trip

I wonder why he doesn’t just come out. Everyone knows he like man ass.

Poor Shailene couldn't even be bothered to dress glam. At lease she didn't wear Birkenstocks

I'm willing to bet Shai will break this off sooner rather than later once it sinks in that she's marrying some football player who just wants to use her as a breeding mare.

R259 This whole thing is really creepy. Aaron seems to be loosing touch with reality more and more every day. Being closeted is not good for his mental health.

His Jeopardy stint starts on April 5th

So...who is this guy with the pink socks that comfortably has his hand on Aaron’s neck?🧐😄

You would think Aaron would be next to his fiancée during their romantic getaway and not this male friend...

Just a bro massaging his bro's neck. NO HOMO!

R249 I wasn't aware so many people knew about his sexuality. Like damn... it's a fucking joke at this point.

Will Aaron be taking an "assistant" on all their romantic getaways?

R264 There’s another new article on the Daily Fail today about Aaron and the new beard and the comments are still the same - everyone laughing and wondering why he doesn’t just come out. If anything, this “engagement” has made people even more convinced he’s gay because it’s all so phony. He’s become a complete laughing stock.

Aaron’s “friend” with the pink socks is WERKING that leather backpack!

[quote] At lease she didn't wear Birkenstocks

Which Manica never left home without.

They've just posed for their first (unconvincing) couple photos

Is this beard contract for the usual 2 1/2 years like the past beards?

Catch me on Jeopardy this Monday, bitches!!!

R271 I won’t be watching. I lost what little respect I had for him when he got fake engaged to please all the homophobes who kept wondering why he was still single.

Are any twinks currently sampling Aaron's Rod?

Everyone is laughing (again) at Aaron’s charade in the comments section of the latest DM article.

Did Kevin watch Aaron's debut as guest host of Jeopardy?

It was their nightly ritual...

Here’s the latest Daily Fail article on the two lovebirds and everyone laughing in the comments section. Their PR people are apparently working overtime.

They just took some steamin' hot PDA shots!

Just kidding. The most passion they could muster up was a tepid hug

The Daily Fail is so shady calling it a “fairytale romance” and mentioning her “rainbow” ears!😄 And check out the comments section under the story - wow, everyone knows this is fake.

I noticed that R278 and contributed myself. But then you look on Twitter and a lot of fan girls are saying things like, "They're so cute!" - how can anyone be so clueless? This is so laughable! they Look no more than friends! and an odd match at that.

Yes because when I can’t “keep my hands off someone,” I make sure to keep one of them in my pocket. 🙄

^ That pic is as funny as the one of him holding his own hand when he was doing PDA pics with Olivia Munn

Remember when HOlivia said that one of her ex-boyfriends (and we all know who she was referring to) would only have sex from behind and in a pitch dark room so he wouldn’t have to see that it was a girl? I wonder if she was hinting that he only did anal.

r282 = Rose Nylund

Mr HandSome

The Covid Longer Haïr look suits him

He looks uglier and older than he already did before.

Aaron’s people are desperate to make people believe this garbage. They’re putting out daily stories now on the DM.

Why doesn’t he just come out?