'Unnatural sex acts' with horses suspected in City Park stables; lone man wanted

Equus!

“Police did not provide specifics on the alleged sex acts.”

What a tease!

When you can’t get sex from meeting men at the gym, you HAVE to get relief some other way. In this case literally the the object of desire was hung like a horse.

Don't people die doing this?

Just get a horse hung human, geesh.

Neigh means neigh!

R2 I'm gonna guess he provided them with some sort of salt lick?

1990s "Fuck The Police!" 2020s "Fuck The Police Horse!"

Sheesh, I thought this was going to be yet another article about SJP whining about not being able to film another SATC movie and how the script boldly tackles taboo sexual activity.

Gross

BRING PLENTY OF OATS! AND LUBE!

Imagine being so insatiable that just one horse wasn't enough for you?

I’d imagine one has to be careful about this type of roll in the hay. Literally when you get rolled over on the hay it could be the end of you.

Each horse was later found to be missing a $20 from their saddle bags....no explanations forthcoming.

Or a perforated colon, r12

R11 maybe the other horse was the insatiable whore who was just supposed to watch but he decided to partake once the action got to be too much.

At least he wore a mask!!!

Did the perp wear a horse costume or at very least a SJP mask in order to trick the horses into getting aroused enough to fuck?

And I was known as the slut?

I'd say horse dude is sort of cute, but any attractiveness is ruined by what he did.

I have some questions about these horses:

What were they wearing?

Were they out, alone, at night... unescorted?

Did they send any mixed signals?

“Unnatural Sex Acts”?

Are there natural sex acts with a horse?

[quote] 'Unnatural sex acts' with horses

Wasn't that pretty much the whole premise of "Sex and the City"? (And no one was arrested for that.)

Why can male horses mount any female, but humans can't?

What ate these horses' pronouns?

Anyone else think this dude inseminating a horse is kinda hot?

That place is in the middle of nowhere what a predator he must have specifically went out there to molest horses

I’ve seen much worse upstairs at the Phoenix.

[quote] he must have specifically went out there

Oh, dear!

How hung was the perp?

But were they unnatural unnatural sex acts?

At was all a mistake...the horse was actually Camilla Parker-Bowles