What was Dorothy’s last name?
What hallucinogenic drug did Dorothy take to dream Oz? I’m not buying the head injury as the real cause.
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What was Dorothy’s last name?
What hallucinogenic drug did Dorothy take to dream Oz? I’m not buying the head injury as the real cause.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 27, 2020 6:06 PM |
Gale, wasn’t it?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 26, 2020 1:36 AM |
Gale... One is never quite sure if it was a dream or real
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 26, 2020 1:37 AM |
1. Zbornak
2. Ovaltine.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 26, 2020 1:38 AM |
I thought Gail was her middle name?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 26, 2020 1:38 AM |
No, her middle name was Maydeson
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 26, 2020 1:39 AM |
The flying monkeys makes me think she was into Angel Dust.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 26, 2020 1:39 AM |
R5 source?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 26, 2020 1:40 AM |
The flying monkeys makes me think they were Republican
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 26, 2020 1:40 AM |
No, Gale was definitely her last name. She was conked in the head during the tornado, according to her aunt, and that is the reason given for her imagining Oz. And the Scarecrow, etc. in her “dream” represented her family members. Although she is seemingly convinced she really went somewhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 26, 2020 1:41 AM |
also, did the 3 farm hired hands gangbang Dorothy after she fell of the pig pen fence?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 26, 2020 1:41 AM |
@r7, My ass
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 26, 2020 1:41 AM |
R10 Only after Miss Gulch violated her with the handle of her whip.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 26, 2020 1:43 AM |
I’m watching it right now on TNT.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 26, 2020 1:43 AM |
wait a minute....wait a minute....it was a DREAM??
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 26, 2020 1:43 AM |
@r10, Yes, the pig pen is very symbolic of the kinky shit they were into
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 26, 2020 1:44 AM |
Were they hired hands? Thought they were relatives for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 26, 2020 1:45 AM |
They were nasty farm workers hired to toil on the farm while lusting over teenaged Dorothy
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 26, 2020 1:47 AM |
@r16, No, they were hired hands who passed Dorothy around like she was a sex doll
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 26, 2020 1:47 AM |
Toto was a damned good lover
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 26, 2020 1:48 AM |
Toto too?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 26, 2020 1:48 AM |
Yes, it was a dream. Dreams happen in movies and TV shows (I should know).
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 26, 2020 1:49 AM |
She was hooked on Chinese tobacco, aka opium, represented by the poppies conjured by the Wicked Witch of the West.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 26, 2020 1:50 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 26, 2020 1:50 AM |
So, didn't Dorothy have the same problem at the end of the movie? Wasn't Miss Gulch still going to have Toto put down?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 26, 2020 1:54 AM |
A dream? Yeah, sure, that's what the movie wants you to think, but the real story is that 9 months later Dorothy gives birth to a flying monkey made of tin stuffed with straw. That little slut got around
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 26, 2020 2:01 AM |
@r25, Auntie Em becomes Miss Gulch's lesbian lover to save Toto and they all lived happily ever after
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 26, 2020 2:03 AM |
R25, I think while Dorothy was out, the hired hands mutilated, murdered and dismembered Miss Gulch. They left her bicycle near Professor Marvel’s wagon and since he was basically a drunk, unknown drifter, he was arrested, convicted and executed for the shocking crime.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 26, 2020 2:04 AM |
They cut some backstory from the film. Auntie Em and Elvira Gulch roomed together at a girl's school, and munched one another's clams for years. Elvira is jealous that Em is into Uncle Henry's thick, uncut cock,so she takes it out on Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 26, 2020 2:06 AM |
Dorothy’s last name was Petrillo. She was on Mescaline. Auntie Em was a street name for mescaline in the 1930s.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 26, 2020 2:09 AM |
Was Miss Gulch killed when The Witch Melted and Toto saved ?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 26, 2020 2:09 AM |
The farm hands were all friends of Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 26, 2020 2:11 AM |
... and don't EVEN get me started on those kinky little midgets. The Lollipop Guild started that whole "Free Candy" in a white van shit
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 26, 2020 2:12 AM |
In the book she has no last name, and Oz and her experiences are real. The last name is "Gale" in the 1939 & 1985 films. In the 1939 film, she was injured, and almost died in the tornado, and Oz & her experiences were all a dream/product of injury.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 26, 2020 2:13 AM |
^^ I'll bet you're fun at parties, killjoy
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 26, 2020 2:14 AM |
I always confuse Toto and Tootie.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 26, 2020 2:17 AM |
^^ A common mistake
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 26, 2020 2:25 AM |
[quote] Was Miss Gulch killed when The Witch Melted
Miss Gulch was the Witch's sister from the East, the one who was killed from the house. Remember when the house was up in the tornado and Dorothy saw Miss Gulch bicycle by and turn into the witch? Look closely and you can see that witch wearing the ruby slippers -- which only the Witch of the East wore.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 26, 2020 2:26 AM |
Here’s an important question. What did Professor Marvel use for a bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 26, 2020 2:41 AM |
R39, Danny Thomas’s glass coffee table.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 26, 2020 2:46 AM |
We know the hired hands were white and there were "little people" in it. Were there any black people in the 1939 movie?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 26, 2020 2:59 AM |
Hers the alternate ending OP...it answers your question
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 26, 2020 3:04 AM |
It was all the Tin Mans dreams OP ^^^
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 26, 2020 3:08 AM |
What about trans people R41?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 26, 2020 3:10 AM |
Toto caught a big whiff of Miss Gulch’s cunt then ran away.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 26, 2020 3:15 AM |
[quote]Wasn't Miss Gulch still going to have Toto put down?
Tornado got her and her little bike too.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 26, 2020 3:30 AM |
Oh don’t it feel like paradise?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 26, 2020 4:37 AM |
LSD trip
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 26, 2020 8:33 PM |
Easy enough to check. When she woke up, was she wearing the Ruby Slippers? I don’t think so.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 26, 2020 8:35 PM |
When she woke up she found that Debbie Reynolds had the fucking slippers.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 26, 2020 9:03 PM |
Dorothy's last name isn't anywhere in "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" (1900) by L. Frank Baum, but it first appears in the 1902 hit stage musical show based on the novel, for which Baum wrote the book. This bit of dialogue ensues when she first meets the Scarecrow (keep in mind that Baum loved terrible puns):
DOROTHY: "My name is Dorothy Gale. I'm one of the Kansas Gales."
SCARECROW: "Well, that accounts for your breezy manner."
Dorothy doesn't appear in the second Oz book, "The Marvelous Land of Oz" (1904), but she does in the third book, "Ozma of Oz" (1907), where she is reunited with the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion, and where her last name is first mentioned in the books and established as canonical.
In all the books her experiences in Oz are real. She moves to Oz permanently (with Uncle Henry and Aunt Em) in the sixth book, "The Emerald City of Oz" (1910).
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 26, 2020 9:32 PM |
Isn't there a dead body hanging in the background in one of the forest scenes?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 26, 2020 9:34 PM |
You do know the Blair Witch is based on the Wizard of Oz, right?
Heather's snotty tears weren't original.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 26, 2020 9:39 PM |
No, that's an urban legend, r52. In one scene in the Forest (when Dorothy and the Scarecrow first meet the Tin Man), you can see a strange blue bird walking around in the far background, but that was a crane MGM had brought in for the film and had dyed blue. People have mistaken the large bird for a hanging corpse.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 26, 2020 9:41 PM |
Nobody who ever lived was as stupid and ignorant as Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 26, 2020 9:42 PM |
r55, in the original book, she's only six years old. They had to age her way up for the movie so they could get a great singer for the part. (Originally they wanted Shirley Temple, but her studio wouldn't lend her out.)
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 26, 2020 9:44 PM |
Dorothy may not have been on drugs. Instead, consider that she wanted Miss Gulch to die, and then she saw Miss Gulch actually killed by the tornado... so Dorothy Gale entered a dissociative fugue state in order to escape her feelings of subconscious guilt, as if she had willed the death of Miss Gulch into existence. Oz is a trip through Dorothy's subconscious mind, and once Dorothy has "earned" forgiveness by destroying the evil plaguing Oz, she gives herself permission to go home again, to lead a guilt-free life.
If Dorothy goes to live in Oz permanently with her Aunt and Uncle, I suspect that the Aunt and Uncle were already dead, and Oz was Dorothy's go-to coping mechanism.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 26, 2020 10:00 PM |
When Dorothy tried to blow the Scarecrow, did she get a mouthful of straw, or did he have a stick or something down there for her to jaw on?
And when the Tin Man woke her with surprise anal after the poppy sleep, was he shoving a shiny steel dildo in her fartbox, or did he somehow have his original man meat still attached to his steampunk innards?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 26, 2020 10:33 PM |
Poppies (opium) put them all to sleep and snow (cocaine) work them right up.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 26, 2020 10:49 PM |
Auntie Em makes that obscure reference to a contraption that Hunk (Ray Bolger) has set up in the barn, which I'm now convinced was a meth lab.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 26, 2020 10:54 PM |
Actually Maggie Horton had the ruby slippers.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 26, 2020 10:54 PM |
[quote]Dorothy Gale entered a dissociative fugue state in order to escape her feelings of subconscious guilt
Nothing that a little ECT can't fix!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 26, 2020 11:12 PM |
You can certainly tell r58 is gay!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 26, 2020 11:15 PM |
Lamour, and fermented hog manure.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 27, 2020 2:15 AM |
[quote] You can certainly tell [R58] is gay!
Not that there’s anything wrong about that.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 27, 2020 3:26 AM |
Tornado. Dorothy’s last name was Tornado.
Dorothy Tornado.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 27, 2020 8:40 AM |
R59 nailed it. I just found this thread and was going to post the same. Ever since college and this movie came on - we all laughed at the obvious symbolism. Can't say that I know anything about heroin (and don't way to), but "poppies" will make them sleep? "Snow" to wake them up?? LOL Couldn't be more obvious - at least to anyone who has ever snorted a line or two at a party.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 27, 2020 9:16 AM |
How clever you all must be to see a field of poppies putting creatures to sleep and think “opiates.” That’s what’s so marvelous about symbolism. Layer upon layer of subtle meaning.
Next I suppose you’re going to tell me that the Yellow Brick Road and the Emerald City are also symbols. Do go on.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 27, 2020 5:40 PM |
[quote]They left her bicycle near Professor Marvel’s wagon and since he was basically a drunk, unknown drifter, he was arrested, convicted and executed for the shocking crime.
Wrong! He foresaw the approach of the constabulary in the same, genuine, magic, authentic crystal used by the priests of Isis and Osiris in the days of the pharaohs of Egypt, in which Cleopatra first saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, and, hitching up his trusty horse Sylvester, got out of Kansas ahead of the law.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 27, 2020 5:52 PM |
I heard that Almira Gulch left Kansas, changed her name to Cora, and began hawking coffee. That nasty bite on her butt when Toto bit her before jumping out made her decide she's had enough. On her way out, she shared a train with Mae West and W.C. Fields.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 27, 2020 6:03 PM |
It was well known in Kansas that the Tin Man and the Scarecrow were in a same sex relationship. The Scarecrow, unsurprisingly, had issues with ED.
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