Alcoholic Niall of One Direction Part 3

Rehab is the best place for Niall.

Gemma's babyish Xmas presents.

Nah, that’s frustrating the thread got paywalled. But woah, that dinner table is filled with greasy calorific food. Niall is not the only one who is going to put on weight this Christmas.

What is paywall?

Fat Niall needs a rehab! Great news he is getting help,at w they will cure his bingeing too.

Feeder Gemma is feeding herself too. That table is packed and so much chocolate, too. Just like her idol, she is eating too much.

*And hopefully they will cure* I was meant to say.

Gemma is already fat and she is getting chocolate for Christmas!?

Gemma posted Fataldi looking massive. New pics.

I thought I heard thunder, but it was just the button giving way on Niall's jeans.

LOL! And then we can hear his trousers ripping.

Fataldi has been stuffing over the holidays too. Just like Fat Niall. And Gemma is thrilled! My guess is that she is waiting for new pics of those lardos to see how much they have put on!

Omg Fataldi’s cheeks look so chubby and he is just a blubbery mess.

Niall and Lewis will be putting on about 40 lbs of lard all together.

Niall looking horrendous. today. Round greasy white dough ball for a face and ridiculous hair sprouting up. Nothing attractive about this guy.

Omg did he gain weight? His face is rounder then ever!

His hands are slabs of lard too. So nasty looking.

Gemma is going to be pleased to see that!

His eyes look like tiny blue M and Ms, sunken in blubber.

R16 Yes massive sausage fingers. It’s a wonder he hasn’t eaten them yet, thinking they’re some greasy juicy meaty treats.

His eyes look tiny these days. He is going to look absolutely terrible in a few years. He already does. But the pounds are piling on....

In the twitter link at R14, did he just say hello to the "Rubella Sisters"?? Are they German?

This is how Gemma described her bizarre Xmas dinner. It actually sounds revolting - all that salty, greasy herring and 'salad with cream' and then a dessert with MORE cream!

"my family have some traditional finnish christmas foods: carrot, turnip and potato casseroles, cold and warm smoked salmon, potatoes, mushroom salad, different herrings with sauces, beetroot/carrot/pickle etc salad with cream, pickled onions and ofc some turkey (which me and my mum don’t eat haha). for dessert we always have this whipped cream and quark fruit salad thing idk how to explain but it is lovely yum."

So unhealthy. The only healthy thing, salad, has to have cream in it too. How can she eat like that? Is she for real?

Age-progressed photo.

Gross but he is going to be fatter than that.

If that’s what Gemma eats on Christmas, what does she eat on a normal day? That list of Christmas foods sounds quite calorie rich and fattening.

The list also sounds gross. Herring? Vile.

Gemma is freaking out today because Niall hasn't posted anything for five days and they think he's in rehab. Unlikely, he's probably just catatonic and incapable of using his phone due to non stop alcohol consumption.

R27 Yes and why is everything drowned in cream?

And he is probably just stuffing his face and drinking non stop. R28

Guesses on, how much weight will Niall and Gemma put on over the Xmas holiday season? Both are enjoying gross and fattening meals!

Gemma defending Niall's gross drinking habits and revealing her own, which are almost as bad:

yeah true ! i mean i had a bottle of wine the other day but drank it like over 4-5 hours so i didn’t feel it at all really . five or six pints isn’t much for a man that drinks regularly . like you said he doesn’t drink like that every night anyway so there is no need to be worried .

She drank a bottle of wine and didn’t feel it? She’d be a perfect match for Niall. They could drink and eat to their heart’s content. Both are so unhealthy.

How fat is Gemma if she can drink a bottle of wine and not feel it?

She is pretty fat with a very round face, bigger than Niall's face. She doesn't show her body in pics which is another sign that she might be a lardo.

Definitely a lardo! Probably a mega fatty. Fatties never show their bodies. She eats like a pig and drinks gallons of alcohol and probably other sugary drinks. I am certain she is very overweight, or even obese.

R31 Maybe 10 pounds each?

CDAN has a blind item today about Niall being in rehab for booze.

Only 10 pounds?

Do you have a picture of fat Gemma?

Yes, it's back! I couldn't find it earlier.

I didn’t find it either! Good i it’s back and greasy Gemma didn’t report us.

Did you see her drooling over greasy British foods?

R43, no. Please copy and paste anything like that from her blog. You can copy and paste text from tumblr the same way you do from anywhere.

Here it is! Lardo Gemma loves talking about food.

i also love a good roast dinner ! haven't had one for a while but i would love one, just without meat or with some meat substitute maybe ?? ahaha this is literally making me hungry now!

then there are some great desserts. my go-to dessert at coffee shops is a millionaire shortbread , it is so nice. then eton mess, victoria sponge and trifles are good .. so many options and i probably forgot to mention something !

And MORE:

I've tried toad in the hole a couple of times and I really liked it ! but it’s been a while since I had it as I don't eat meat anymore, so i would love to try it with veggie sausages now. i really like regular Yorkshire puddings too !  full English breakfast is sooo nice with some avocado on toast. a lot of restaurants and diners have lovely veggie options too . fish and chips isn't my favourite thing, I've only had it like a couple of times. it is not something i would choose from the menu

New pic from early December. His hair looks horrible.

All of those foods she mentioned are very calorific! It’s not a surprise she is fat.

I didn’t try to copy the text, but now I know it’s possible. Thanks!

Now she's ranting about her love of fattening waffles and cashew nuts!

omg yes i love getting food from china town!! i’m pesco-veggie i’ve had some lovely quorn dishes but i also eat seafood and tried some prawn dishes and i love the one with cashew nuts and prawns (i used to have it with chicken too!) egg fried rice is delicious too and recently i tried veggie(duck) pancakes and they were lovely (this was not from china town though.)

but i agree that you get some nice food from china town, and desserts such as bubble waffles and fluffy pancakes.. and bubble tea! i loooove bubble tea. i hope the pandemic isn’t about to run them out of business but i believe a lot of them do delivery options too so

Even her favourite tea is full of carbs! Disgusting.

Bubble tea is a tea-based drink. Originating in Taichung, Taiwan in the early 1980s, it includes chewy tapioca balls.

Bubble tea is not even nice! Sounds like she eats a lot of takeaways. She seems to love all the most fattening foods. She is just going to continue getting fatter just like her idols.

It’s funny how she is listing more and more foods.