Mormon Dr. Jake is gorgeous...

OMG, those arms! That ass!

Do steroids make people talk endlessly?

OP = Dr. Jake.

Stop endlessly posting these threads about yourself, you self-absorbed, narcissistic, steroids troll.

Fuck narcissists and their insipid enablers.

R3 No, I'm not Dr Jake. I just saw this on Queerty and posted it here. I should have done a DL search before posting!

He has been on DL for years.

Oh, [italic]her[/italic].

The former Mrs. Ted forgot a few hashtags #muscle #masc #masc4musc #musc4masc #chest #hair #arms #shoulders #butt #thighs #lookatme #noreallyimeanitLOOKATME #hotandhumble #deepthoughts #workout #mirror #areyoulookingatmeyet #me #mememememememe

Boy, what a load of happy horseshit that word salad was.

#loveyouR8!

He had endless threads here and then nothing.

A doctor, yet he doesn’t know the difference between “suppose” and “supposed.”

He is exhausting, judging from that lengthy IG post!

he has a surprisingly big cock though

Good god, is he still bloviating on the same topics?

What's the news from Iceland and DL fave Runar?

LOVE the IG pic of him and 2 friends sitting down to a nice home cooked Christmas Dinner and THEY ALL HAVE THEIR SHIRTS OFF No tacky like Muscle Queen Tacky

He's available and comes with a complementary set of baggage packed full of issues.

He’s asymmetrical.

She looks miniscule..and, boy, that verbiage. Who can stand her?

Is that ass possibly REAL? Honest question.

He looks quite short. Is he? Probably answered already but too lazy to scroll.

Shame about the hairline.

He should sell his used magic underwear.

Still as tedious as ever.

R23 I love that version. Randy Newman wrote it and his version isn't bad either...very sexy. Probably the best song he ever wrote.

[quote]I should have done a DL search before posting!

In your defense, OP, you probably wouldn't have found much from searching, as Muriel was deleting threads about this guy left and right (before we got bored of him), to the point where DL had to refer to Jake as just "Dr. J", or "J & R" when discussing him and Runar. And even then, threads about him were still getting nuked.

Dr. TL;DR...

R27 Thank you! I'm new to DL and didn't realize Dr Jake had been out there all this time...

Looks stinky

A search on “hairpuff” still returns results.

Who will be the next “Runar”? Because I think that friendship, or fuckbuddy-ship or whatever it was, is now over.

That's definitely not a word I would use to describe him. Ever.

OP posted him looking away for a reason. Once you see the face full-on, you understand why.

^ Yeah, he has a very slappable smirk.

EXACTLY, R34.

mini meat

R32, it’ll be someone who looks *exactly* like J, but who is just one tiny bit less ‘hot’ in the Jake sense of the word.

Runar was close, but not *quite* Jake’s ideal mate, who needs to be Jake’s mirror image but also someone who won’t distract admirers from Jake’s magnificent but ever-so-humble self.

It’s a very finely calibrated set of expectations he has.

He seems, um, 'damaged' in some way, over and above the litany of religiosities he trots out.

"Me me me me me. Me. Me me me me."

"Me!!"