Which zodiac sign fucks best?

Imagine being dumb enough to believe in spazzy star signs

It's not just about a sign. I'd say anyone with Aries or Sag prominent in their chart for men.

For women it seems having the sign of Cancer strong in their chart somewhere does it. And anyone with Virgo in their chart can be complete whores.

I don' know about the prowess but the energy and allure is what I'm talking about.

ME!!

'For women it seems having the sign of Cancer strong in their chart somewhere does it'

Nope, Cancers would rather eat or snuggle than have sex. Scorpios are highly sexed.

Taurus and Scorpio

ARIES - the RAM.

Scorpio. The best you will ever have, if you are bold enough to try!

Virgo, ironically.

Aries, for sure. Total animals in the sack.

Scorpio is the sexy sign - Aries the fucker sign.

Scorpio. I speak from experience, as a quivering Cancer.

Scorpio and Sagittarius in my experience.

it's Aries. spread the word.

I’m Scorpio and had a LTR with another Scorpio. We were hot together.

[quote]Nope, Cancers would rather eat or snuggle than have sex.

Proves the lie of astrology.

Capricorn. We're old goats; lots of practice.

Cancers can be great in the sack once they get over their initial shyness.

R2 is right, of course!

Based on the archetypes for the different elements, fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)—or people with a lot of fire placements, especially if they have a fire sign in their Mars—would fuck hard and aggressively. They'd be the type to give you one hell of a pounding. Water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) on the other hand, would approach sex from a more intuitive and psychological place, so while it wouldn't necessarily be as full of pyrotechnics, it would still be intense, but in a different way.

I don't really know how earth signs and air signs approach sex, to be honest, because I tend to find them baffling in general (especially air signs).

R15, I’ve dated 3 cancer guys and have quite a few cancer friends. They ALL fuck like rabbits.

Cancer here. Depends on the mood/phase I'm in. Sometimes I fuck like a rabbit, sometimes I just want to eat and cuddle (at the same time, even)

Cancers are known to be very subservient and eager lovers. Sex is very emotionally-wrought for them, probably more so than any of the other signs. They're mostly bottoms, I'd say, even the ones who might appear more alpha on the surface.

[quote]I’ve dated 3 cancer guys and have quite a few cancer friends. They ALL fuck like rabbits.

Actually, we fuck like bonobos.

Eating is for later. Cuddling is for much later.

Cancers are horrid.

None of them. Anyone who gives credence to Astrology is an impotent fool.

I'd say Astrology is an absolute load of horseshit OP.

Another vote for Aries. Leos can be hot in the sack too but they are usually total narcissists.

Don't stick it in a Virgo. It's just not worth the trouble that comes with.

Taurus here: Virgos and Capricorns

[quote]I tend to find them baffling in general (especially air signs).

Us too!

I'm a Scorpio and for me it's Leo. I can understand why Hillary can't quit Bill.

It isn't Scorpio. They're ENTIRELY overrated. It's actually ARIES. ARIES, ARIES, ARIES.

I'm the one who has discussed banging my dwarf friend and described it as "the best, and my favorite sexual experience".

He's an Aries. There's a youthful energy and a playfulness there (Aries is the first sign), that isn't present anywhere else in the zodiac.

This stuff is fake.

But it’s still Scorpio.

My Scorpio mate is complex, aloof, and is an academic. The sex is amazing.

My long-time partner is a strong Gemini. Sexually, he's awesome when he wants to be.

R34 Scorpios are not actually aloof—they just pretend they are. They are basically Cancers dressed in black.

R16 I have a five-planet Capricorn stellium (in the 12th, pray for me), and I have not and do not fuck at all. Ever. Total goldstar adult virgin.

Then again, my stellium does square my exhausted Libra Moon, and I do have the Sun & Saturn conjunct in Aquarius (a sign notorious for asexual weirdness). The strangest part is that my Mars in in Capricorn in a strong position trine Jupiter (Mars is exalted in Capricorn, the randy 'horny' sign paired with the planet of libido) and my Moon is in the 8th house (the part of the chart concerned with sex). Guess I just have too much emotional trauma and repression issues to fuck.

Oh, and I have Chiron in the 5th so I don't know how to have fun in any way sexual or otherwise, apparently.

Cancers are so boring in bed.

Virgo or Capricorn

If you don't know the correct answer is Scorpio I condole you.

Only one Scorpio has ever entered my circle, in College. While she was sweet in some ways, at a core level she was so mad that I couldn't be her friend for more than six months. She was very pretty and physically attractive, and I might have agreed to fuck her (or be fucked, whatever) had she not been a hot mess express to get to know emotionally. The histrionics, drama, neediness, cross-examining paranoia, and constant mood swings rattled my nerves, and the fact she was so inconsiderate and never listened properly set my teeth on edge (usually that only happens with Leos). She had a revolving door of ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. It was simply too much for my chill spirit.

Eventually, I chose to preserve my equilibrium and hang with my geeky, chaste, less attractive and normy Taurus & Pisces & Cancer friends instead of her. This was a sound choice.

[quote]less attractive

Pardon?

"The histrionics, drama, neediness, cross-examining paranoia, and constant mood swings rattled my nerves, and the fact she was so inconsiderate and never listened properly"

So you were friends with DataLounge in real life

Why is every Cancer I know, Trump supporters? Coincidence perhaps?

R44 Probably because most Cancers are not only assholes, but seriously unhinged. I can’t tell you how many Cancers (male or female, gay or straight) have serious mental and emotional problems.

I’m a Gemini with my moon in Taurus and nine times out of ten, I’d rather gossip and drink two bottles of wine than have sex.

Sag here. It’s not so much that we have commitment issues OP, we tend to run from needy and clingy.

R47 Are Sagittarius men good in bed? What’s their favorite position?

I was born prematurely, I was supposed to have been born a Scorpio, but I was born in early September, (Virgo). Chemistry, as you know, is a must.

To answer your questions R48, yes, and we’re generous and open to just about anything. At least I am.

Lots of strong feelings here about Cancers.....who knew!

R1 R25 R26 People who are dismissive of Astrology tend to be easily seen through (they're usually Mars and Saturn dominant and afflicted and/or also with 'skeptical' aspects and placements). But it's funny watching how Astrology can make some people so mad. It happens regardless of your thoughts or feelings on it. I was a skeptic myself, but I soon realized Astrology is very misunderstood. There are many resources available that isn't pop fluff.

Leo people think they are throwing the greatest fuck you have ever experienced but they are so damn lazy.

Gemini but watch out because they can be crazy

r53 nailed it, both my exes were Leos and I did all the work in bed

I think it has less to do with the individual birth sign, and more to do with the mixture. I'm a Scorpio, and the love of my life is an Aries, and the chemistry has always been intense: too intense at times. I like to submerge myself in my feelings, while my partner likes to ride his like a horse into battle.

[quote]I can’t tell you how many Cancers (male or female, gay or straight) have serious mental and emotional problems.

So the one that got away was a cancer, huh?

How did you come to that conclusion R57?

I am dismissive, yes-- "they're usually Mars and Saturn dominant" ---but what the hell does this mean?

Lots of Sags are sex addicts.

They are so weird, they want to have a steady partner, even a live-in partner, yet they are always looking for side pieces and have randoms all over the place. It's surprising they have time to have a career and basically get through the day.

Since sex is always on their mind, Sags should be working in the sex industry. Some say they are more addicted to sex than Scorpios.

[quote]So the one that got away was a cancer, huh?

More like the Cancer got pushed away and almost got a restraining order taken out on him for being so obsessed.

Sleeping with a Gemini is to take part in a threesome.

R60 I've always had this exact impression of Sagittarians too. They're the type that want to have their cake and eat it, too—they're adventurous people who, on one hand, love having a longterm partner to come home to, but, on the other, have a difficult time not fucking around on said adventures.

You people are playing in the den of the devil, repent and cum to jesus.

Leo's! The Lion I lived with was so powerful in and out of the bedroom I still call out his name when I cum! The Scorpio I was with had great potential but since I am sub-bottom watching him present hole and beg "please fuck me" Total boner killer!

T A U R U S

Air signs seem to be conspicuously absent from this thread. No one is singing the praises of Gemini, Libra and Aquarius in bed.

R67, air signs are good talkers. That doesn’t typically help in the sack.

R45- Cancer here. You are absolutely right. I know several people with whom I share a birthday and they are deeply mentally and emotionally damaged. All stubborn, contrarian creatives. Love to fuck, though. Very subservient in bed. Not a Trumper, however.

R68 That makes sense, with the exception of Air Signs on the Earth cusp like (Cap)Aquarius and (Virgo)Libra. Those fuckers know how to get down to business.

[quote]Which zodiac sign fucks best?

The rich ones, financially speaking.

Hmmm. Cancers are FANTASTIC in the sack, IF, they’re drunk, or IF they actually love the person they’re fucking. Once you betray them, they clam up. But if you’re trustworthy and they love you? The sex is fabulous. Great cooks and homemakers, too. BEST sign to marry. Cancers never give their spouses any trouble, as long as the spouse is a good one. But in my personal experience, Cancers become instant scorpions the moment they get fucked over. Some of the most vengeful fuckers out there.

Scorpios are so-so. Meh.But they also make great spouses and are very similar to Cancers.

Capricorn or Taurus also mediocre.

Sagittarius? The BEST, EVER. But total whores and easily “distracted”. But also the most interesting of all signs. They love good food, art, literature, music, and have EXCELLENT taste. They are also the types who thrill seek, while living on the edge, and are lots of fun at parties, air travel, or road trips. Lol! Don’t get pulled over with them, because they’ve always got dope stashed somewhere.

Which one circles Uranus?

Scorpio Sun, Sagittarius Rising

I want R74’s address, and a key to his front door, IMMEDIATELY.

In relationships, submissive but manipulative Pisces are the queens of topping from the bottom. Aries need to be the “man” in bedroom but he is often a total child outside of it. Taurus can go all night but it’s usually missionary with the lights off and you have to buy them dinner first. Geminis most just want to sext and then leave you on read. Leo’s are pillow queens. Every movie made about selfish navel-gazers justifying having an affair is about Libras.

Aires and Taurus have typically. been my most connecting sex pets.

Virgos are terrible at romantic fucking. They disconnect.

Tell me about Aquarius men. I'm currently talking with one, we've skyped and all seems great. We don't plan on meeting in person until after the new year.

R79, for me, Aquarius holds the distinction of being the best at dirty talk, but the follow-up was lackluster every time. Assuming you get there, I hope your experience will be better.

Pisces are hottest in bed. Long, hot fucks with lots of foreplay. Very hot.

[quote] Sag here. It’s not so much that we have commitment issues OP, we tend to run from needy and clingy.

Oh, yeah, right. Sags sure know from needy and clingy. This is from the sign who tells himself “We had a mile-high quickie in the plane toilet and now he’s asking if I’ll be in Cabo next month! My god, he thinks he OWNS me!!!!”

R80, what made it so lackluster? My guy is funny and sweet, but is also a bit quiet and reserved, so I was hoping he'd come alive when we get to the bedroom.

R83, from your description of him, you may have a better time. The Aquarians I’ve known tended to be a bit full of themselves (something they can have in common with their opposite sign Leo). Your guy sounds more genuine and as though there could be great tenderness beneath the surface. In my case I just didn’t find them to be very skilled - not much finesse and/or too self-absorbed. Inch-deep, mile-wide sort of thing. I guess you’ll just have to find out. If you can, report back and good luck!

Astrology is a load of garbage for gossip rag fans but I'm going to say the fire signs are probably the best and the water signs are ok as long as they are well hung and let you play with their body because they're just going to lay there anyway. They "under-hand slo-pitch" a sad fuck.

Scorpio!!!!

[quote]Which zodiac sign fucks best?

The rich ones.

Geminis all the way. Any day.

My boyfriend’s a Scorpio and I’m a Virgo but have a lot of Scorpio in my chart. We’ve been together for years but have never had sex that you could describe as ~making love.- We try, but every single time it gets rough and nasty as hell.

I’m a Libra and as I get older (approaching 30) I’m becoming less and less interested in actually fucking (let alone oral sex) and almost entirely focused on kissing and cuddling... I can go all night! I’ve been seeing a guy recently and we haven’t even fucked yet, we’re always too busy making out and squeezing each other like we’re in love. Maybe we are... but is this a Libra thing or have I deviated from my predestiny?

Pisces are the worst. That’s for sure.

Aquarius - great sex but hard to read to get to the fucking, Pisces - too sensitive & wants to turn a fuck into a relationship, Aries - good sex but they’re selfish, Taurus - abusive tops & slutty bottoms, Gemini - easy to read and almost always down to fuck, Cancer - secret sluts and distant afterwards, Leo - good sex if you’re into worshipping someone else, Virgo - mind blowing sex but clingy like Pisces, Libra - good sex but don’t trust them they’re very duplicitous, Scorpio - great sex but they move on easily don’t get attached, Sagittarius - sexy but not the best sex because they can’t get out of their own head, Capricorn - boring

R91=Limpdick Leo

Nobody ever says Libra in these threads and as a Libra I find that hilarious and deserved.

Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron and Eminem are Libras.

Eminem? Why him?

Actually, all those guys listed at R94 are homophobes. Is homophobia appealing to gay male Libras?

I see now, R94. My bad.

Libras are basically just Geminis putting on a Hallmark Christmas movie affect

R96 how on earth are Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron homophobe?

R99....oh dear.

Scorpio men are walking erect penises.

Sagittarius men usually have nice asses. Never had one in bed so cannot comment on that.