Things in Porn that always make you cum

Starting in clothes and getting out of them not too fast. Hard swollen cocks felt up in pants or jeans. Shirts unbuttoning.

When the two guys have real chemistry. If they're just going through the motions, no thanks.

So, R1, you're done before they even get out of their clothes?

Older guys with older guys and guys getting jerked off.

Underwear. Not that Andrew Christian garbage, either.

Turnons: undressing, cum eating, snowballs, public sex, very hard-pounding fucking, lots of dirty talk if it sounds real and isn't weird scripted "ohh daddy" shit. I do like seeing an older guy and a younger guy paired lately. Office sex.

Turnoffs: close-up shots of buttholes including cumshots, felching (blegh!), passionless sex, mechnical fucking, overacting and especially poorly delviered dialogue, eyes rolling back and those bizarre open-and-closed-mouth faces all Bel Ami actors do. Pretty people with no charisma going through the motions. Paint-by-numbers scene construction of oral, doggie style, missionary, cumshot. And scenes starring guys known to be degenerate violent criminals, child abusers, etc.

Fists wrecking a manpussy

I love a guy getting banged missionary style, but his thighs are spread wide, his knees float up towards his shoulders, and he’s crunching a bit.

The pecs flex, the abs flex - the bottom’s full torso is on display.

Then when the top puts his hand behind the bottom’s neck to edge him a bit closer.

You can see the ecstasy on the bottom’s face, knowing he’s feeling the head of the top’s cock popping past that second ring.

Great hot graphic r6

Synchronized bukkake

An uncut cock jerked slowly to ejaculation in close-up. I find the foreskin gliding back and forth over the red moist dickhead always makes me pop.

Big burly guys getting fucked.

Also when handsome guys get fucked by old out-of-shape guys and are obviously just going through the motions for money. Something about the mix of desperation and discomfort hits the nail on the head for me. M2M Club does this pretty well though a lot of those guys seem game for anything.

Hairy black guys wrecking a hole . In all my years and god knows how many tricks ,I only fucked 2 hairy black guys .Im talking hairy,not just a light coating. Both of them were older (go figure) and both were fantastic fucks . I was sorta in love with one,but he was more concerned about the color difference than I was .

Greedy chem orgies

A fabulously decorated room in the background.

[quote] I was sorta in love with one,but he was more concerned about the color difference than I was .

The color difference in what?

Scat porn

Twinks topping dads

Real anon. I found those infamous Raw Latin Jock vids on an ok hard drive and haven’t been able to get through the first part yet.

Amateur, self pron by fitfat daddies.

Where can you find actual amateur porn now that all the tube sites are deleting it?

I wish I knew the video that OP’s image is from. It looks hot!

I mean R8’s post.

[quote] —Regular Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Blue Collar Underwear Is Hot!

Sorry, cheap underwear is an unsexy turnoff.

no r3 it just means it turns me on from the start and I know it's going to be the sort of porn that's going to make me stay swollen, veiny, leaking and primed for a long session where I will shoot buckets

Str8 tops calling bottoms degrading homophobic slurs like ‘faggot’, ‘boy’ or ‘punk’.

Bare feet in jeans.

Cum in mouths.

Cum on feet.

How come there aren't more facials in gay porn? There pretty much standard in straight porn but nowhere near the amount in gay porn where the recipient is actually happy to receive.

Dirty talk.

The way some older porn really knew how to build suspense and or set the scene (Joe Gage was a master at this)

Bare feet

Masculine dudes with deep voices and hairy chests

Loud orgasms

Water sports

Big juicy butts when they are pounding a hole. They were real big in shots around 2005-2010. Now they are obsolete and the butts I see are teeny weeny twinks.

Something about those cheeks clenching and releasing with the flow of the pound.

Caftans.

Earrings.

a good rimming of a hot ass

Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero did a couple of fantastic scenes

unexpected foot kissing or toe sucking while the bottom is on his back.

Straight guys in a MFM lightly partaking in gay stuff. Kissing another guy and touching him, but not full blown gay sex.

Rape is NOT hot, but a **little** light arm-twisting or having to convince someone can be. (As often seen in films set in prison, or making the straight guy blow someone, etc.)

Depending on the believability, of course, because some of these bottoms are such MARY!s that the idea that they'd resist is comical.

[quote] There pretty much standard in straight porn

Oh, dear!

When the actors show love and respect for each other and ten cuddle at the end of the scene.

LOL

R36 MARY!

When a top has his dick taken over and is made to cum by someone who isn't gross or looks like he's paying using their hands or mouth but not ass. Also when a guy looks like he's surprised that he's blowing a load.

Massage videos where the "straight" guy is then sucked or stroked to orgasm like in those Club Amateur videos.

Scat! More fudge, daddy!

Sensual tops e.g.

A close up the balls tightening/rising as a guy cums in a ass. Then, pulling out and cum flows out too.

A guy cuming in another guys mouth and then showing the reward in his mouth.

Bottoms with their feet up in the air.

Daddy-Twink

Amateur porn taken in bathhouses

[quote]Rape is NOT hot, but a **little** light arm-twisting or having to convince someone can be.

I read that NDS pulled one of its videos a while back saying that because it showed one guy coercing another, they deemed it "inappropriate" to remain on the site. Don't know which one it was, though.

NDS?

Next Door Studios

Hand and mouth working a guy's erection through his clothes (especially jeans) and underwear.

Precum soaking through clothing or underwear while guys are making out.

Also fucking

Two hot and handsome and masculine dudes sucking each other and swallowing each other's loads.

Really sloppy blowjobs and verbal facefucking. Also randomly, pervy old white guys with asian twinks. I am neither of those things, but I like the power play and seediness of it.

Indian men fucking - Military Classified - Beefcake Hunters - Str8 guys gay first time - BB - DP- reverse cowgirl - butch flip fuck - short and tall standing fuck

R19 - what “ infamous Raw Latin Jock vids”?

R8. Second Ring ????

Clean skin—NO fucking tattoos,

When both men are handsome and sexy with intact cocks and play with their foreskins. Don’t skin them back. Show off their intact glory.

Guys eating cum. I blast 2 minutes into a cumpilation.

Missionary sex where you are position above the couple and are basically just watching the man/the top clenching and thrusting. I love the power in it and imagining being underneath him.

Something I'm just starting to see now are straight scenes filmed from the woman's perspective, so you don't really see her, but it is shot from underneath the guy. Fun to put yourself in her position.

So much homemade stuff gets me off. I love watching real people and how real sex looks, as opposed to all the weird positions and fakery involved in studio porn.

When the bottom is being "submissive" but is really in control the whole time. I love the expressions on his face, especially the satisfied smirk at the end after he's gotten the top to nut in him. I love topping guys like that in real life, the ones who know how to "play the part" ie to do the things that will really please you, but also are REALLY getting off on it themselves.

Dirty talk, slurs are sometimes really hot when used right.

Armpit licking.

Most porn to do with rugby players, the US marines or frat boys.

[quote] Something I'm just starting to see now are straight scenes filmed from the woman's perspective, so you don't really see her, but it is shot from underneath the guy. Fun to put yourself in her position.

R57 any examples?

There are more and more all the time out there R60. Here is one just quickly as an example*. And if you don't fancy a woman being in it at all, there are many of the male stars now doing it with a fleshlight and dirty talk, I guess they've found there is market for porn for women like that, which is really cool.

*Ok, I can't get it to post here, maybe it's something to do with being from Pornhub? But google "Brad Newman Bangs you in POV" for an example.

When a bottom takes a whiff of poppers.

You just know the pleasure he’s feeling

Guys with big butts getting their assholes played in

Athletic young man with huge cock riding cannonball on another cock and the bottom's cock is helicoptering and comes with no hands.

Uncut guys and guys with hairy chests. When the guy getting blown cums in his partner's mouth without pulling out for a cumshot, and the load spills out of the guy's mouth while the top continues to thrust. Likewise, when a top cums in an ass without pulling out -we see the cum leaking out around his cock as it thrusts.

Total turn-offs: tattoos, twinks with twinks, spitting, nelly voices.

Jockstraps, poppers, reverse cowgirl

spitting in eager mouths

Guys having sex toys used on them.

I'm an unfucked frigid hypochondriac germaphobe bottom. What makes me cum are the DL usuals - the NOs! No fats, no olds, no asians, NO TATOOS, no piercings, NO FORESKIN YUUUUUUUUUUK, no gapes, NO CREAMPIES!!!!!!, no SPITTING, no vulgarity, NO RIMMING HOW FILTHY AND PERVERTED, no penetration or only very light penetration, NO BAREBACK, absolutely no touching, NO NUDITY is better and NO CUMMING

For R69 By the way you forgot “No 69!”

For as long as I can remember gangbangs have really turned me on. In fact, I think my first ever fantasies (back in the days where I would "dry" cum) were of me a group of older boys from school. Excited me so much I legit thought I was going to piss the bed until I realized it was a different feeling entirely.

^*of me AND a group... etc.

r61 that's hot. He maybe spends too much time eating her but hot nonetheless.

Feet. Under view of cock

No tatts

R52 his four-part, open-door, anon, NYC gangbang.

This thread is useless without pictures (and I don't mean those of pussy-eating).

"straight" guys being bound and having their cocks stroked or sucked until they can't hold back and shoot their loads at the hands/mouth of a gay guy.

Twinks begging and pleading for daddies to cum in them, especially when they say “Daddy, cum in my pussy!”

If the guys are hot, pissing and licking feet.

It might sound weird, but I like when the bottoms as bounces while getting tucked. I like an ass that looks like an ass. The muscle butts and the twinks whose butts don’t move don’t do anything for me.

Rimming when the giver really goes for it.

During gangbangs when the bottom gets penetrated by a huge cock. You can always tell they really feel it even if they’ve taken a dozen other cocks. The monster Vick’s always hit different.

Porn featuring black models are usually very stimulating as well. I’ve found that black men eagerly and uncomplicated play their part. Black subs really like getting fucked and submitting, and black tops/doms really take control.

Love when the top spits on the bottom's ass and uses that for lube. Also, love in threesomes when the top pulls out of one bottom and the other bottom immediately sucks him off. I believe the kids refer to it as 'ass to mouth'

Masculine tops Iin straight or gay video) with some light hair on their bodies but smooth taut muscle asses flexing

Rimming....girl/girl.

Older woman/younger woman scenarios.

A lean muscular black dude like Aron Ridge fucking a pretty white twink but the twink has to be pretty and not the current roster of ugly boys.

gag the fag facefucking and verbal.

Hidden camera porno cinema footage from Mexico where old cowboys suddenly go from furtive glances to passionate out-making

[quote]Hidden camera porno cinema footage from Mexico where old cowboys suddenly go from furtive glances to passionate out-making

Link, Please!

Handsome older guy / cute younger guy scenes where the younger one sucks and deep-throats the older one, lying on his back, to completion and swallows. If it's a 69 and/or if they're both Latinos, all the better.

bump

Closeups of double anal.

Dirty talk.

Loud orgasms.

Cumming in the ass with no pull out.

Monkey sex.

Normal, regular guys with average bodies.

Nipple play and nipple clamps.

Rednecks and so-called trailer trash.

And this embarrasses me - I think it was one of the Aspen movies - and Christopher Lance ends up in the back of a four by four that won't start - with the mechanic that comes to "fix" it - the mechanic is a black guy and while they're going at it on the back gate of the four by four, Lance starts yelling "Fuck my white ass" and it makes me blow every time. I'm uncomfortable with the racial implications. But I think it's hot as hell.

Guys with hairy chests and flip flop fucking...... oh yea!

I love it when a guy pulls the other guy's foreskin over the head of his cock and licks it and plays with it with his tongue.

Does anybody ever watch straight porn?

If there's a hot guy in straight porn and there's a 69 scene with the woman, I cum almost instantly.

I don't know what it is, but there's something about watching a hot guy get off on getting a girl off while she's getting HIM off that gets ME off.

Get out here with that pussy shit r95

You’re on a gay message board.

Pussies ruin everything.

Race play.

Class play.

Meth play.

Suit sex.

A beautiful guy balls deep in a girl in this position, fucking her like crazy

since i'm ALL ABOUT power control and sex reversals.. for me, seeing a very handsome, very big muscled, "straight looking" stud/hunk/beefcake with a wimpy twink and it's the twink who has the stud on his knees servicing him and it's the twink whose doing the screwing and it's the stud who is submissive (but NOT effeminate!) and who is LOVING it! loving being taken, captured and conquered by someone not REMOTELY on his level in terms of looks, body, height, etc....

R95.. yes, i LOVE straight porn as long as the guy is built and handsome.... gosh knows i have countless scenes recorded over the years and years of soft porn late night cable movie scenes!

R101 Agreed. I'm only into straight porn if the guy is hot. I don't pay much attention to the woman; I just get off on the guy getting her off.

SHOW DON'T TELL!!

When they eat bonbons out of a prolapse!

When a guy is getting blow and pulls out ot come and the other guy grabs his cock and licks it clean and starts blowing him to get out every last drop so good the top stays hard..yum

Deep kissing. Most porn performers don’t know how, but I find some Latin and black porn really knows how to tongue kiss.

Nothing is worse, or sillier, then watching two men dart their tongue in and out, like a lizard or snake.... it’s stupid.

[quote]Athletic young man with huge cock riding cannonball on another cock and the bottom's cock is helicoptering and comes with no hands.

R64 I have no idea what this means...cannonball and helicoptering. Sounds exciting but I can't imagine.

Rimming - When the guy being rimmed is vocal and pleasured out of his mind.

Boots. I love guys fucking each other in lumberjack boots.

Military types fucking -- no tats, naturally fit, short hair, huge hands, slightly ashamed at what's happening...

I agree with the chemistry, and the kissing. I would only add seduction. I hate seeing two men go after each other with a limp conversation or none. Seduction can be just as hot, if not hotter, than butt fucking. I am so sick of the usual moans, " fucks", and 80 minutes of cocksucking. No one wants to watch someone fuck forever or suck or rim. Why can't they undress each other slowly. You can't do that if their clothes look like they just got off the plane. There are so many plot devices, and gay porn is still about daddy and stepson. What if the time period was the 50's and the scenes were all fashioned into that time period. Porn directors think we are all so horny that we just want the fucking but I can't come to just a dick and a hole. I can watch straight porn for that.

Slings

kissing and spanking

Classic! Guys and hairy ass getting rimmed Straight guys who really seem straight being seduced Group of straight guys watching porn that turns into orgy

when two hot guys are fucking missionary position, they sweetly kiss, and then the top firmly grasps the bottom's neck and proceeds to aggressively pound him

The terrible acting.

I like to watch guys getting spanked. Houseboy Nick and Spencer are my favorites. However, neither gets fucked, it's just about getting spanked. Unless you know more.....?

When the top first sticks his dick in and the bottom's face says fuck this dick is huge and I am way in over my head now

Real amateur twink-ish porn (not the studio stuff labeled as such). Sometimes, just the related video titles can trigger a dopamine response for me.

And, it's even better if it's filmed on the fly, rough-and-tumble, in places like public bathrooms, subways, in fields and forests, or in a sloppy bedroom setting.

The fact that it's the real deal, and depicts sex like the rest of us doing it in the throes of our natural urges is an uber turn-on.

When a guy is getting his cock sucked so good he tries to sit up and looks like he's going to explode and the other guy keeps sucking and pushes him back down

Speaking of Military Classified, I've lost a lot of cum watching the two vids with "ALBRIGHT". The dude is natural, thick dicked, lightly furred. He reminds me of a guy I fooled around with for a couple months when I was 25. *sigh*

when a hot dumb jock takes a massive load to his face

DP!!!!!

i love it when two guys are fucking, the top standing and the bottom laying on his back on the bed, and when the bottom cums he screams "don't fucking stop" or "keep fucking me" and the top keeps plowing. the bottom usually shoots his load several feet in the air

when they're going at it so hard the bed breaks or a picture falls off the wall

Ass or mouth, a view of a nice cock that is obviously cumming (spasm/contracting) will push me over the edge.

The bottom has to have a hard dick or I'm out.

Two HUNG jacked muscled black dudes, 69ing. finishes me off every time!

I really like it when a masculine, hot, tanned, early-30s muscle hunk with a big thick cock gets his cock sucked and ass eaten by an early 20s, pale twink who has an even bigger cock that is fully engorged just from servicing the stud

r126 specific.... Mine is probably rough face fucking. Add some slapping and verbal and im summing in 20 seconds. Gag the fag and throatitboy are top tier

when a hot guy inserts his penis into another hot guy and they both ejaculate

Pussy squirting.

when a total hunk is eating pussy and his hard dick starts oozing precum and we get a closeup view of it

I'm completely gay, and not bi at all, but I prefer straight porn. I love it when straight guys in porn do homoerotic stuff like rubbing their dicks together and accidentally cumming on each other.

[quote] When the actors show love and respect for each other and ten cuddle at the end of the scene.

Is “ten cuddle” more foot fetish stuff?

when the fuckee is super turned on and passes his hands all over the fucker's chest and abs while he's being fucked.

The really old Latino Fan Club where the guys all have mustaches, long foreskins and interesting, often funny street dialog. The occasional young white guy thrown in, especially when they are obviously enjoying sucking on those uncut Rican cocks and the guy they are sucking off is really enjoying it too. It's too bad that most of these are either out of print or never made it to DVD other than a few compilation videos.

When the 100% straight guy realized that the bearded “lady” in the bus is actually a bearded man.

I just come to DL and look for the "Oh, dear" troll. Good grammar makes me gush...

Oh my faves are when a guy is fed a nice load of cum. Or an enthusiastic rimming session.

While watching porn, I wait for the moment when a man's tongue touches his partner's frenulum. It makes me shiver with delight.

bottoms who reach back to spread their cheeks for the top to eat their asshole *nuts*💦

Lust... pure, unadulterated, hot, steamy manly desire. I can tell immediately if it is not there, but if it is... the site is bookmarked.

R138 Aah, the frenulum. I call it the taint but also found this nomenclature:

[quote]The small tag of skin on the underside of your penis, between your foreskin and the shaft of your penis, is called the frenulum or banjo string.

WHAT?

Circumcised black guys whose glans is bright pink.

A closeup of a spurting uncut cock.

When a cock-starved bottom (like myself) begs and whimpers and slurps and kisses his superior master's cock! Brainwashing/Hypno, drug use cocaine and meth, Satanic Hypno porn. Powerful men in suits.crazy muscle growth animation.

I've always found this very hot

[quote]It's too bad that most of these are either out of print or never made it to DVD other than a few compilation videos.

Pray tell, where on the net might one find these compilation videos?

R141 lick and bite there, drives a man crazy. It felts so good when someone does it to you.

[quote] And this embarrasses me - I think it was one of the Aspen movies - and Christopher Lance ends up in the back of a four by four that won't start - with the mechanic that comes to "fix" it - the mechanic is a black guy and while they're going at it on the back gate of the four by four, Lance starts yelling "Fuck my white ass" and it makes me blow every time. I'm uncomfortable with the racial implications. But I think it's hot as hell.

It was Lee Mann, not Christopher Lance. The mechanic was O.G. Johnson. Very hot scene!

(WHET Lee Mann?)

When the bottom is moaning. So hot!

[quote] When a guy is getting blow and pulls out ot come and the other guy grabs his cock and licks it clean and starts blowing him to get out every last drop so good the top stays hard..yum

Watch any of my scenes, that’s my specialty!

Specifically for r136,

[quote] it's the twink whose doing the screwing

Oh, DEAR!

Slow seduction.

Voyeurism.

Guys in saunas and showers showing hard-ons to other guys secretly.

Real gloryholes.

It’s always huge balls slapping against the taint during a fuck. Add a hairy butt and we’re there.

R148

Thanks for the IDs on the actor and exact movie. It used to be my go to, but I haven't seen it in a while.

I'm off to blow a load to it.

R141: "Taint" refers to the stretch of skin between genitals and butthole. The definition for frenulum you show is correct. Perhaps you have confused the two?

Thanks, R155, but I think I need a photo. I'm having trouble picturing the difference.

When Mitchell Rock says “...y-y-yes...keep fucking me...d-don’t stop f-f-uh-uh-cking...m-me...”

when two guys hold hands while they're fucking. I love to hold a guy's hand when I'm sucking his cock

When the man go up in the man.

r78. Okay, I wanna see that. Link please.

Verbal guys who talk about their cock as they're jerking. It's so hot to witness someone admiring their own body and talk about how good it feels. just my two cents~

Thick men enthusiastically swapping live elements of their microbiome through ass-to-mouth on cocks, tongues and fingers. love it.

When the top can’t hold back and cums unexpectedly. Sean Cody’s Jess is known for this.

I love amateur porn and I'm kind of ashamed to say it but I love hidden camera videos of married straight guys getting blowjobs or fucking/getting fucked by another guy.

Where do you find those, R164?

There were a few on PornHub, but most of them were deleted in the great purge, there are still a few on XHamster but their search function is fucked up and seems to try to show Asian porn no matter what you type into the search bar.

This...

....

Amateurs or actors who convincingly convey that they like what they're doing and would do it if they weren't paid.

The taint ain't the frenulum.

Correct. Here's a pic of the frenulum...

And here’s a pic of the pendulum.

I’m enjoying edging porn. Quivering oiled bodies and cocks. Yum.

I enjoy edging porn but they always either shoot below the neck or they have the guy wearing a mask which sucks because I like seeing the guy's face.

OP, just so you know, "porn" need not be capitalized by those of us not considering it a deity. We wouldn't want you inadvertently correcting someone of what would be an error in your universe.

One guy cupping and rubbing the other’s balls as the latter is jerking.

Watching a guy slowly stroke another guy's cock until he cums.

Amateur anon fucking

A restrained guy getting a hand job with fingerfucking and maybe vibrator enhancements, then after cumming giving him a knob polishing with the palm of the hand.

[quote]I enjoy edging porn but they always either shoot below the neck or they have the guy wearing a mask which sucks because I like seeing the guy's face.

R174 I also like hearing the moan...

Power fucking. Every once in a while, I like to see wild, animal, beastly fucking... is that too much to ask?

BUMP

Guys rubbing their stank hairy assholes together

When the top cums deep in the bottom's ass while fucking missionary.

Kirk Cummings, then and now.

When the stepfather slaps his 18-year-old stepson in the face really hard and makes him cry.

I always find kissing, lots of touching and internal cumshots extremely hot. I also love facials.

-When they're fucking missionary, and the bottoms wraps his legs around the top.

[quote] I'm an unfucked frigid hypochondriac germaphobe bottom. What makes me cum are the DL usuals - the NOs! No fats, no olds, no asians, NO TATOOS, no piercings, NO FORESKIN YUUUUUUUUUUK, no gapes, NO CREAMPIES!!!!!!, no SPITTING, no vulgarity, NO RIMMING HOW FILTHY AND PERVERTED, no penetration or only very light penetration, NO BAREBACK, absolutely no touching, NO NUDITY is better and NO CUMMING

This made me laugh uproariously. Too bad it was written in the pre-Covid times. A lot could have been added to it.

R183, where can one find videos of that? I’ve done it in real life (not sure either of our holes were ‘stank’ though) but never seen it in a video.

What makes me cum every time: in a wrestling video, where two ostensibly straight guys are really, truly wrestling (not just pretending, poorly), for at least a half hour, and then when they strip down to their underwear, at least one of them starts to get a boner, and then one of them ends up with their hard dick pressing against the crack or hole of the other guy. I can cum just from watching the match get to that point. For anyone who’s into that, in addition to a lot of great 90s videos like from BG East and Can-Am, I also recommend the UCW series, in particular a scene featuring Tyson—a tall, muscled black guy—and Zach Reno, a little guido in gray briefs who gets manhandled by Tyson and develops a hard little boner and pre-cum: he’s never done any gay porn and does appear to be an adept wrestler, so his scene where he’s forced to become erect and wet is especially hot.

For when I’m feeling simple: a sexy, naturally masculine top with a huge dick and a HAIRY ass crack/hole, raw-dogging a hot, naturally masculine bottom who also has a HAIRY crack and hole. Close-up shots of that pairing, from behind or underneath. I find Active Duty is among the most reliable suppliers of these scenes. ChaosMen used to be.