What, precisely, makes a blanket adowable?

OP, I think you should come over for a glass of wine.

Horrible brats. Always asking for money.

Kaleb's gonna steal your job, you sawed-off Ted Cruz-faced little sonofabitch.

Kaleb is actually a 37 year old midget named Ignacio. He and his burro, Paco, perform hourly in Tijuana.

My blanket is even mo' ADOWABLE!

It’s Kaweb!

Oh, THOSE people.

Hi people!

Those kids and that commercial creep me out: you just know they have razor sharp teeth that could you rip you apart in your sleep.

R7 - Shriner's, but you're brilliant.

[quote] OP, I think you should come over for a glass of wine.

To be with you, I'd do anything, darling. You're charming.

If I give these brats $19 a month, will they stay off my tv? I gave $19 a month to the SPCA and still the starving curs won't leave my screen. Fuck 'em all.

Hell R11, if I give them $19/month, I expect to be served breakfast in bed by Alec and have Kaleb scrub my toilet with his little doll hands.

Kaleb for SF Baby Fist Queen 2021!

I think Kaleb died last year.

Different adowable Kaleb died last year. Terribly sad story.

I have nightmares about that tiny freak. I’m not kidding.

R16: he has razor sharp teeth and will kill you in your sleep.

Did I ever tell you how batshit crazy not-for-profits get when they get a whiff of photogenic kids in wheelchairs? Add a neck support and they have every staff member shooting video.

[quote]OP, I think you should come over for a glass of wine.

OP has obviously had sufficient.