My Gay Neighbors Have Loud Sex Every Night After Midnight

GOOD! My neighbors shoot each other every night. Often after 2 a.m.

Which one is the top, OP, and is he hot?

Oh, sorry OP

I can’t tell, R2. They’re both gorgeous. But when someone starts disturbing your sleep their hotness no longer matters. I truly believe they think no one can hear. I don’t think they’re getting off on people knowing.

[quote] GOOD! My neighbors shoot each other every night. Often after 2 a.m.

Shoot up?

R4 the sex must be that good that they don’t give a fuck whether people can hear or not.

[quote] The one guy screams on top of his lungs.

If a grown man is standing on your lungs, you’d scream too.

[quote]I don’t think they’re getting off on people knowing.

You'd probably be surprised.

Yes. I have neighbors upstairs who not only have sex nightly (and occasionally in the mornings) and they aren't loud in the grunting, groaning, screaming sense. Their bed is cheap and bags against the wall. (And, based on the rhythm, the guy has none.) I've gotten used to it, but when they first moved in, I would occasionally yell out, "Oh, thanks! That was great!" or "Was that good for you, too?" One night it sounded like they had a few people so I blasted circus music figuring that would kill the mood. Other times, I've been jealous and shouted, "Can you two go one night--one fucking night--without it?"

All this and we've never met and I don't think I want to because I imagine they're hot but they're probably gross given that this is Florida.

OP, I love that pic. Do you guys live in the same building? If not, and they just live on the same block, they must be a lot louder than most people.

Are the unemployed? What gorgeous young men fuck every night at 3 am. Every night. 3 am. EST, much?

R11, one is working from home. The other was furloughed due to the pandemic.

[quote] One night it sounded like they had a few people so I blasted circus music figuring that would kill the mood.

lmao

My neighbors are a straight couple who hate each other. I hear them fighting every night. I'd rather be neighbors with OP and his neighbors.

R14 will be called to the witness stand during the murder trial.

My friend sold her townhouse because the guy in the adjoining one’s nearly nightly screams of pleasure couldn’t be contained by the thin walls

Some one has a big PP or a good arm.... 🤜 fist 🌺

Tack an anonymous note on their door that reads: "Let it be known that rutting like pigs in the early morn whilst your neighbors are sleeping is not appreciated. And noise, good Lord, the noise."

Knock it off, whores!

If my old man tried that shit on me every night at 3:00 A.M., I'd his and scratch his eyes out.

I used to live next door to a straight couple who was like this. One night I was sleeping with my window open, (which I loved about living on the third floor of my apartment building), and around 3 in the morning I heard screaming. I was freaked out. I thought it was this woman was getting beat up. I was ready to call 911 until I realized she was just getting banged. This was a nightly thing and I hated it. I had to get up early to go to work and their loud fucking woke me up.

Gentle nudge - leave some lube at the door...maybe a little note "Due to the hell that is COVID we are all coping in our own way. Love is beautiful...so is sleep. Take care and Marry Christmas".

If my fuck buddies scream, does it mean I’m doing something right ?

It’s immature and inconsiderate. I had a neighbour on my floor who every time her boyfriend visited, would grunt and squeal at the top of her voice, shouting “Do that again”. Nobody could sleep.It got so bad that other residents made a formal complaint. She was mortified and moved out very quickly.

Well, R21, ewe just gave them a basis knot two listen.

[quote] They’re both gorgeous.

Oh, well then, in that case they get to do whatever they want whenever they want to.

Nice to know that OP’s pic is accurate.

Guy in the next apartment and his girlfriend had loud sex. One night when they came, my partner and I cheered and applauded. We didn't hear them again.

Put a note on or under their door reminding them that they chose to live in an apartment/condo building surrounded by neighbors, and if they want to make that much noise in the middle of the night, they should buy a detached house.

And tell them you expect them to give all their neighbors free access to their OnlyFans account if they do plan to continue fucking like wild babboons in heat in the middle of the night. If you have to hear it, you may as well see it.

Op, love that pic

Love that pic too... is there video?

I only heard my street next-door neighbors is going at it one loud time – and about two months later she told me she was pregnant. I feigned surprise

^^straight not street

[quote]GOOD! My neighbors shoot each other every night. Often after 2 a.m.

On the bright side, soon you won't have any neighbors.

so hot to listen to real people fucking

Are they in a single family house or an apartment building? If they're in a house send them an anonymous letter telling them that everyone in the neighborhood can hear them and that you can hear them all the way up the street. That way they won't automatically think it's you. Maybe they'll quiet down. Or just tell them the whole building can hear them.

How rude.

all the po po, ffs, ya martyr.

Call*

R19 has stated her boundaries.

0/10

While they're having their animalistic sex scream loud enough for them to hear you say 'WE CAN HEEEEEEEAR YOU'.

Be my friend,R26?

Some of you are cunts. If you can’t have loud sex in your own house, where can you?

It's quite condescending that the nighbors thought that OP was senile and would be unable to hear any loud, sex noise! I am so incensed on behalf of OP here!!! AND I would demand an apology from the neighbors at once!

I also love the picture in your post, OP.

Who’s in OP’s pic?

Only if it's two men, R33.

[quote] While they're having their animalistic sex scream loud enough for them to hear you say 'WE CAN HEEEEEEEAR YOU'.

To hell with that. You know they’re preoccupied, THAT’S the time to sneak over and find out which window has the best view.

Leave a discrete note on their windshield and then key their car to let them know you're serious.

I’m surprised no one suggested spray painting “faggot” in their home. This is the homophobic DL after all.

R50 more intimidating when you misspell it. I prefer “fagget” myself!

[quote] Leave a discrete note on their windshield

But if it’s discrete, it’ll blow away.

Record them fucking and moaning and screaming.

Invite them and everyone else in the neighborhood/building to a cocktail party.

Play the recording.

Have them repeat the performance live in front of the crowd.

[quote]so hot to listen to real people fucking

[quote]Only if it's two men, R33.

I depends.

I used to live upstairs from a straight couple, but it was sexy because only the guy was loud - rally loud

You never heard hear a peep out of her.

Jesus, are you typing with one hand or something?

3am seems like like an odd time to have nightly sex during the week. I’m only awake then if I drink and wake up needing a glass of water.

R53 sounds like didn’t ever meet WAP 💦.

It’s a single family house. I guess they’re not trying for baby and are just really, really horny. As annoying as hearing banging can be, I’d have no problem if they were doing this up until midnight. After that it’s just rude. I think the pandemic has something to do with it. They’re home a lot now. The one guy that works told me he doesn’t have to log on for his job until 9am. They have a lot of time.

[quote]Tack an anonymous note on their door that reads: "Let it be known that rutting like pigs in the early morn whilst your neighbors are sleeping is not appreciated. And noise, good Lord, the noise."

OP your story reminds me of the time I was staying in Waikiki on business. I was in the hospitality business and usually always stayed at our property. I couldn’t this time because we were fully booked so stayed in a nearby hotel. Well, about 2:00 am I hear this moaning and headboard banging in the room sharing the headboard wall with my room. I’m still sort of asleep and can hear that it’s two guys getting it on.....loudly. Now I’m completely awake listening to them going at it. They lasted about another 10 minutes, cum and then silence. Now, I’m laying there with a hard on and in bed by myself. Ummmm.

Should’ve knocked on their door. Chances are only one of them came by that time.

Both guys in OP’s picture look like variations of Robert Scott Wilson from Days of Our Lives.

Its only hot if the top has a mean stroke game. I hate overhearing it if the guy has bad rhythm, that shit is just annoying!

Do you listen with a metronome?

r9 I live in Florida and it has been rare to hear neighbors having sex because the AC units are usually on full blast. I also have fans and white noise machines to further mute outside noise

Have you tried earplugs? I'm not kidding, they're really effective. I agree at 3am it's bloody annoying, 3 or 4 hours in advance it would be hot, hot, hot.

Lol r58.

[quote]I also have fans

So does OP’s neighbors.

OP's neighboors

lol.