Do you ever have random pains in your ass?

Like a painful ache? Not a sharp pain right?

I have this. I see doctor and he tell me my anuse is hungry. So he stick penes in anuse and Waalaa! Pain go away.

Hemorrhoids are blood vessels and do sometimes throb, but you should still ask a doctor.

It could be gas pressure on an internal hemorrhoid. Relieved after passing gas.

Could be a stray rodent, OP.

You will find this in most any job situation.

Have ur doc spect your ass

Phantom surprise anal?

If you're a bottom and you've recently had raw sex then you should go get tested

Probably hemorrhoids. I get this type of pain as well, and I have hemorrhoids. A gastroenterologist can do an anoscopy to confirm whether it's hemorrhoids and rule out anal cancer, etc.

If your whole ring is throbbing or aching it’s probably the prostate.

There is literally a disease that causes intermittent pain in that area.

I read about it on reddit a few years ago. Google that thread, it could be helpful.

Yes, every time I convene a board meeting

The people on reddit said it was sudden, sharp and temporary but it would come back every so often. They figured out what it was.

[quote] A gastroenterologist can do an anoscopy

In deluxe situation the architect can do this too.

Not since I retired and live alone.

If it is an ache that seems to surround your entire rectum in I mean horrible ache, and sometimes involves your urethra and your testicles it is very likely your prostate, though possibly something else. Sitting on a hard flat surface actually helps. This question brought me to datalounge sometime in the 00’s. I had it really bad after sex. When I blew my load it felt like barbed wire dragged through my prostate, and then the ache would start coming on. Guys here knew about it, and helped me. Proctalgia fulgax. That dirty ole prostate. Destroyed my bladder, sex life, but gave me Datalounge. One of the best and most fair and most cynical sites I’ve ever seen. Altho I got a link to this bestiality site one time and wondered if it was really for real. All those women fucking dogs and ponies, all those guys...I don’t go there anymore.

It's probably the Prolia.

You're dying, can I have your stuff?

Maybe it's Karma? Have you been a pain in someone's ass your whole life?

It’s probably proctalgia

It’s BPH hunny

Colorectal surgeons do anoscopys too

“It’s cancer. You’ll be dead in three months.”

Swipe a little honey butter on it and you'll be fine. Olive oil will work too. But not bacon grease.

Consider using marmite or Vegemite as alternatives.

No, vegenaise. Good on ham.

get it checked out, dude

[quote] Do you ever have random pains in your ass?

Yes. I call them the Trump family.

It might be sciatica because the nerve runs through your buttocks. Seriously.

[quote]What could this be? A hemorrhoid? Anal fissure?

It's a skinny long dick.

You are being ghost fucked.

Sounds like sciatica, I suffer from it due to be sitting all day long on a computer for work. I started stretching and going to the gym to work them muscles and it's under control.

Present hole Doll! Your mussy needs to breathe.

Honey, it;s Datalounge, there is always a random pain in the ass around.

Everytime I think I know every disease and condition you can have in your ass, dick or balls, DL teaches me about another one.