Christina Aguilera Turns 40 Today!

She looks great!

Remember when she called herself “Xtina?” So stupid.

Dirrrty

She ruined her perfect little sex-toy body when she started shitting out kids. Pity. Also looks like she has alkie-bloat going on.

Terrible nose

R3 Her Dirrty "Xtina" era had the best songs but her most cringeworthy looks. Her attempt to outsex Britney was just hilariously unsexy and made her look like she smelled really bad.

Thanksssh!

*Rips spanx*

*Throws wine bottle*

So old!

40 is the new 20 yeah.

And 20 is the new 60!

She started looking bad when she had her first set of fake tits, around the time of Drrty Xtina. She went from pretty girl who sang Reflections to skanky strip mall stripper with fake melons on her chest.

She was a cunt when she hosted the 2003 MTV European Music Video Awards. Insufferable

Fat ho!

If Christina is going to be remembered for one image, it should be for this one.

Christina always had a strong-willed personality and hated being controlled. Her music got stale after a while and her oversinging tired. But her first few albums were fun. Also, I respect her for dissing Eminem and not being intimidated by him effectively making him look like a fool. That was hilarious.

I sent a birthday card & box of tampons.

[Quote] Also, I respect her for dissing Eminem and not being intimidated by him effectively making him look like a fool. That was hilarious.

What did Christina say?

Vintage gossip, circa 2004:

“ Aguilera, Christina. "Rude, crude, selfish and disrespectful." "All around mean rotten little bitch." (Though I've heard at least one story of her being nice when she didn't have to be). I've gotten several e-mails in the past several months about her treating waiters and waitresses very badly, to the point of not leaving tips and even not paying the check. But I've also been told that part of her bad actions toward others is the result of her paranoid bodyguards. Stuck-up snot. Prefers women and three-ways; possibly prefers watching women and three-ways to partaking of them. Plays "hostess" to "lavish orgies." Cocaine addict. Has breast implants. Bad tipper. Keeps her weight down thanks to the over-use of laxatives. (Which matches the feces coming out of her mouth). Hygiencially challenged; I've received two different e-mails from staff at two different hotels both saying that she never used the showers, soap, or shampoo in her room.Linked with Carson Daly (Christina, is this the best you can do?), Leonardo DiCaprio (boy, did that pairing turn the Skank Switch up to 11), Enrique Igelsias, Alicia Keys, Lil' Kim, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake.”

D-I-R-R-R-T-Y. Christina Aguilera's "Dirrrty"?

WAAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAA OOOO OOOO OOOO ITS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YEEEEAH 😩

R19 they left out Sam Ronson.

Whoever is doing Christina Aguilera's hair color ought to be shot.

Those roots are a disgrace, but only slightly worse than those eyebrows.

Looks about 2001 to me r23

My favorite video of hers, Fighter, had the same production designer as Madonna's Bedtime Story.

"I am virginal, see if it will pay...at least for this one song..."

I like some of her music, but I don't doubt for a moment that she's a complete cunt.

She looks like salty garbage at R7

She has the absolute worst taste and fashion sense EVER.

Her hair, makeup, outfits, etc. are and have always been God-awful. Even Britney fucking Spears dressed better, and she's nuttier than squirrel shit.

I liked the movie

40 isn't fatal.

r30 Sometimes it is.

Eminem is so soft!!!

I love Christina's bitchiness. Rihanna, Nicki and Cardi got praised for not giving af. But Christina did that first. She wasn't intimidated by others in the industry.