The All-Purpose Riz Ahmed Thread

are you the Riz Ahmed troll of yesteryear? - I guess you must be.

cont.

surely there can't be more than one.

Absolutely no one is interested in Riz Ahmed except the cunt butt corn crazy anti Riz Ahmed troll.

[quote]Absolutely no one is interested in Riz Ahmed except the cunt butt corn crazy anti Riz Ahmed troll.

Yet, YOU managed to make your way here to announce that. Now who is the dumb ass troll.

How ridiculous and imbecilic are you?

Didn't you once once accuse someone of being a rabid Riz Ahmed Stan? Especially when there were several threads abut him here, you were probably the same troll trying to ruin this threads. Now there's a Anti-Riz Ahmed Troll?

For someone who couldn't give a shit about Riz Ahmed, you sure do seem to trail his fans and anti-fans here at DL.

Doll, you've been read!

Riz's new wife, author Fatima Mirza and her boss DL fave SJP.

R4

Bwahahahaha

He was excellent in Sound of Metal.

Yes, I really enjoyed seeing him in the Sound of Metal.

There's Oscar buzz for SOM.

He's an excellent actor, but totally fucked up otherwise.

Did you notice, he has a third nipple?

I’ve only heard good things about Sound of Metal, but I can’t fucking stand him. Torn.

Third nipple, shown here while he was recording his last record, in-between filming SOM.

The extra nip was also visible in SOM.

[quote]I’ve only heard good things about Sound of Metal, but I can’t fucking stand him. Torn.

Riz tries too hard, he tries to come across as overly earnest and real, but he's not. It's all an act. He such a fake. He's also extremely secretive about things most of us consider normal, like being in a relationship. It's all so odd.

He's been married for months, yet still keeps his wife hidden from the showbiz media. The rumour is, he's actually bisexual, he's fucked a lot of different people, mostly male showbiz executives, for various roles. If he gets an Oscar nod for SOM, perhaps he won't be so desperate. His naive sheltered wife is clueless.

Last year Riz auditioned for tons of roles, he was only hired for one film, which he just completed in California, with Octavia Spencer. It's a Sci-Fi film.

The poster here who loves to drag him about him being a fake and a weirdo and fucking men on the side crack me up 😁

Is this the hill you want to die on? Really?

The anti Riz Ahmed troll comes out from his rock yet again.

She’s clearly psychotic with her obsession with this C list actor.

It will be writing long 10 posts about it’s inside knowledge of Riz Ahmed.

Hon...nobody cares. We are all laughing at you. You don’t realize how embarrassing you are.

Riz is the French word for rice.

R9 - what's wrong with having a third nipple?

The Riz Ahmed troll has been here for years and is so unstable she's gone from being pro-Riz Ahmed to hating him. I'm guessing he didn't reply to her DMs.

It would suck to be Riz and have your troll hate you so much.

[quote]The anti Riz Ahmed troll comes out from his rock yet again. She’s clearly psychotic with her obsession with this C list actor. It will be writing long 10 posts about it’s inside knowledge of Riz Ahmed. Hon...nobody cares. We are all laughing at you. You don’t realize how embarrassing you are.

[quote]The Riz Ahmed troll has been here for years and is so unstable she's gone from being pro-Riz Ahmed to hating him. I'm guessing he didn't reply to her DMs.

Interesting to note, YOU are here trailing these Riz posts. Check yourself motherfucker. If YOU don't care, WTF are YOU here? Don't have any other threads to read? How old are you, 12?

You must realize you are following a person you claim is a troll. YOU are essentially trolling a troll. 😂 🤣😂 🤣

If it's possible, you are dumber than Drumpf. How fucking sad for you.

^ You can tell the anti Riz Ahmed troll by his inexact command of the English language.

What is his native tongue? Some shit hole regional language where the people worship monkeys.

The anti-Riz Ahmed troll posts a lot at Lipstick Alley where there's a mega thread on Ahmed. He's simply trying to make one here at DL and it fails each and every time because no one gives a shit about this no-name actor/rapper.

He is an uggo.

[quote]The anti-Riz Ahmed troll posts a lot at Lipstick Alley where there's a mega thread on Ahmed. He's simply trying to make one here at DL and it fails each and every time because no one gives a shit about this no-name actor/rapper.

YOU seem to care a lot, you creepy POS. YOU keep bothering this poster. YOU are trailing their posts. YOU need help.

WHY are you even at LSA? It's odd how you know so much about Riz Ahmed and his fans and WHERE they post. You are digging an even deeper hole for yourself. You've been read.

If you don't care about this actor WHY the hell do you know there's a LSA thread on Riz Ahmed? "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Now who is the real asshole here?

Oh, R24, get a grip. I visit LSA because there's better gossip on celebrities than Datalounge as of late (especially closeted celebrities). But let's be clear, sweetie: I'm certainly not checking the site for C-list Riz Ahmed. He's just one of the many low-rent actors who has an Appreciation Thread. And I know that you -- Mr_Understood/R24 -- post there religiously while prattling the same nonsense here.

Now YOU'VE just be READ!

*been

I recently binged [italic]The Day Of[/italic] and enjoyed his transformation from twunk to hunk.

^ The NIGHT Of, dammit

He is a great actor, no doubt about it. My introduction to him was The Night Of as well.

Where can I see Riz's deaf drummer movie?

Is the middle of night in the slums of Calcutta and that’s why r24 didn’t hysterically excoriate r25’s smack down?

He's good in SOUND OF METAL, but his costar Paul Raci gives the superior performance. He has won several critics circle awards for the role.

I've also seen MOGUL MOWGLI a film he cowrote and produced. It's his passion project where he plays a Pakistani rapper who uses his heritage as a prop in his rap, but he has somewhat turned his back on his family and his background. He gets sick and has to wrestle with all these things.

[quote]Oh, [R24], get a grip. I visit LSA because there's better gossip on celebrities than Datalounge as of late (especially closeted celebrities). But let's be clear, sweetie: I'm certainly not checking the site for C-list Riz Ahmed. He's just one of the many low-rent actors who has an Appreciation Thread. And I know that you -- Mr_Understood/[R24] -- post there religiously while prattling the same nonsense here. Now YOU'VE just be READ!

First off, I'm not your "sweetie". Better gossip? So you are admitting you enjoy gossip? If that's the case, why rant and rave over people who are fans of this Riz dude? You are not making much sense, unless you are incredibly dense..

'Somehow' you managed to stumble upon a Riz Ahmed LSA thread, you even read some of it, yet you think he's "low rent". Why bother going into threads you have no interest in? You reveal yourself constantly. It's obvious you are nothing but a troll.

You are also one goddamn bitter queen, if you are gay, that is. One new thread here described the current state of DL posters, you fit the mold perfectly: the current crop of DL posters are always bitter, angry, they always feel the need to turn innocent threads into drag out fights. Lots of DL threads are filled with shit-stirrers.

For exactly what reason do you feel the need to trail posters who enjoy a particular celebrity? If you don't enjoy someone or something, you feel the need to tear the posters new assholes?! What the hell do you get out of being such a vile person?

You are annoyed by a Z-List actor's fans? You know you have no reason to be so agitated, other than having a penchant for arguing with strangers and being a troll. You are definitely someone who posted at IMDb and made their way to DL. I bet you aren't even gay.

You are one truly mentally ill human being. I don't post at Lipstick Alley, I have no idea who the fuck you assume I am.

Honestly, whoever you are, go fuck yourself.

^ Dawn has come to slums of Jakarta and the Riz troll is already frothing at the mouth.

[quote]Is the middle of night in the slums of Calcutta and that’s why [R24] didn’t hysterically excoriate [R25]’s smack down?

Can you be any more lame. 🥱 😴

Well, smell you, "excoriate", quite a big word coming from such an illiterate schmuck.

Calcutta? Riz isn't Indian, you xenophobic POS.

R25 might have lost his little mind yelling at me, but I don't post at Lipshtick Alley.

[quote]Dawn has come to slums of Jakarta and the Riz troll is already frothing at the mouth.

Shouldn't you now be furiously masturbating to one of the hundreds of porn threads here? I know you must have numerous folders on your computer with all the vital statistics about obscure porn actors who died many years ago.

Talk about getting a grip, get a grip in your tiny meat!

Mr_Understood/R33, your writing style is quite identifiable. Just by how you capitalize certain words to your high-strung, twelve-paragraph rants reveal your hand. But it's okay. Your secret is safe with me, Mr_Understood.

Why are you so upset, dear? Why all the vitriol when it's pointed that you and another nutcase are the only two fans obsessed with this no-name actor? All we're saying is keep that shit at Lipstick Alley, where a few more anti-stans like yourself can share notes of Riz's every move. No one here cares.

The only thing you've posted so far in this thread that's slightly interesting is that Riz is bisexual, and he fucks for roles. Maybe provide more salacious details of that nature, and you may build the audience that you're looking for here.

Otherwise, we're just going to continue laughing at you.

R37, I now remember who you are in the context of despising Riz Ahmed and his fans. Awhile back here @ DL you posted the name of another supposed LSA Riz thread poster. You went on for more than a few paragraphs about that poster. You really are completely unhinged.

Now you are simply grasping at straws, claiming I'm someone I'm clearly not. It's OK, especially as you are absolutely as unhinged as you accuse others of being. It's quite amazing that you don't seem to grasp exactly how you are coming across.

If you really care about "salacious details" about Riz, why not simply go back to that LSA thread you've mentioned in almost every one of your posts here.

Why the collective "we"? You think someone as ridiculous as yourself actually speaks for the whole of DL? Now who needs to get a grip? Besides, you actually think you can control the hundreds of threads here? Control what people post about? Don't even try.

Who the fuck comes to DL to "build the audience"? You really are insane. DL is an anonymous forum, most people don't care if they have a captive audience of readers. Who cares.

At DL, people post in whatever threads they want to, people also move-on-through threads they could give a shit about. These people have learned the art of ignoring, apparently you have not. That 'art' seems to have bypassed a control freak nut job like you.

Riz Ahmed troll, you're not doing a very good job at convincing anyone you're not deeply mentally unwell.

Is Riz going to star as Fahim Saleh, the start-up CEO who was brutally murdered by his in house trade? I will live for it!

Hmm, I have to admit, that would be a good role for him, R40. Who would play Tyrese Devon Haspil? Michael B. Jordan?

r41 I think MBJ would be really sexy. But too old, Fahim Saleh was ten years older and was allegedly with Tyrese Haspil before he was 18. Jharrel Jerome would be perfect

[quote]Riz Ahmed troll, you're not doing a very good job at convincing anyone you're not deeply mentally unwell.

You’re the last person here to call anyone “mentally unwell”, let alone, a "troll". It's apparent, you are a troll. You troll every Riz Ahmed thread at DL, talk about someone being mentally unwell.

Remember, troll, you are the person stalking anonymous posters at a message forum. Is this your life? How fucking pathetic and sad for you.

As far as I can see, you are the person getting all riled up over anonymous people posting about an actor you claim not to care about, you claim is "low rent". What’s wrong with this picture? You are definitely unstable.

Btw, since you keep bringing up Lipstick Alley, you wouldn’t last a one fucking minute at that forum, those strong Black women posting there would tear you 10 new assholes.

Fuck off troll.

Oh ffs - I'm the OP and I am clearly not a troll or obsessed with Riz Ahmed. I made the thread because a different one was getting derailed a bit by off-topic Riz stuff and figured I'd make one so people could continue the chat. Not everybody is a troll.

R43 I've never once brought up Lipstick Alley nor called Riz Ahmed "low rent", you fucking lunatic. Neither have I trolled 'every Riz Ahmed thread at DL'. Which threads do you mean? Where are they?

You're fucking insane.

[quote][R43] I've never once brought up Lipstick Alley nor called Riz Ahmed "low rent", you fucking lunatic. Neither have I trolled 'every Riz Ahmed thread at DL'. Which threads do you mean? Where are they?

You're fucking insane.

R25 and R37 seems to be the anti-Riz fan troll. They have come into nearly every Riz thread at DL. If you do a search, you'll see there have been many Riz threads here over the years. Riz has been working for years, then got US traction due to The Night Of.

Did I accuse you? You can clearly see the person in this thread who keeps trailing Riz's fans. This troll, not you, is the same exact person who comes into every Riz thread at DL, then calls Riz fans vile names.

I don't enjoy lots of actors and actresses, yet I don't go into those DL threads and call out their fans. Who cares. Everyone is entitled to be a fan of any celeb, it doesn't affect my life.

For whatever reason, this troll keeps getting unhinged about Riz Ahmed. Why? Who the fuck knows. Because he doesn't like Riz, that means no one else here can enjoy his acting?

This creep doesn't realize that DL is essentially a gossip forum. Why does this troll continue to call out Riz fans while there are tons of other celebrity threads at DL where he can spit his venom and non-stop bitter invectives.

This troll actually goes to Lipstick Alley, then reads the Riz threads?! He can name certain people who post there. This is a person who claims to hate Riz? Of course, he's a troll. I assume many IMDb trolls have ended up here at DL. DL was never this insane.

[[R43]] I've never once brought up Lipstick Alley nor called Riz Ahmed "low rent", you fucking lunatic. Neither have I trolled 'every Riz Ahmed thread at DL'. Which threads do you mean? Where are they? You're fucking insane.

[R25] and [R37] seems to be the anti-Riz fan troll. They have come into nearly every Riz thread at DL. If you do a search, you'll see there have been many Riz threads here over the years. Riz has been working for years, then got US traction due to The Night Of.

Did I accuse you? You can clearly see the person in this thread who keeps trailing Riz's fans. This troll, not you, is the same exact person who comes into every Riz thread at DL, then calls Riz fans vile names.

I don't enjoy lots of actors and actresses, yet I don't go into those DL threads and call out their fans. Who cares. Everyone is entitled to be a fan of any celeb, it doesn't affect my life.

For whatever reason, this troll keeps getting unhinged about Riz Ahmed. Why? Who the fuck knows. Because he doesn't like Riz, that means no one else here can enjoy his acting?

This creep doesn't realize that DL is essentially a gossip forum. Why does this troll continue to call out Riz fans while there are tons of other celebrity threads at DL where he can spit his venom and non-stop bitter invectives.

This troll actually goes to Lipstick Alley, then reads the Riz threads?! He can name certain people who post there. This is a person who claims to hate Riz? Of course, he's a troll. I assume many IMDb trolls have ended up here at DL. DL was never this insane.

One more time, I keep forgetting to add the 'quote'.

[quote][R43]I've never once brought up Lipstick Alley nor called Riz Ahmed "low rent", you fucking lunatic. Neither have I trolled 'every Riz Ahmed thread at DL'. Which threads do you mean? Where are they? You're fucking insane.

[R25] and [R37] seems to be the anti-Riz fan troll. They have come into nearly every Riz thread at DL. If you do a search, you'll see there have been many Riz threads here over the years. Riz has been working for years, then got US traction due to The Night Of.

Did I accuse you? Sorry if I did. You can clearly see the person in this thread who keeps trailing Riz's fans. This troll, not you, is the same exact person who comes into every Riz thread at DL, then calls Riz fans vile names.

I don't enjoy lots of actors and actresses, yet I don't go into those DL threads and call out their fans. Who cares. Everyone is entitled to be a fan of any celeb, it doesn't affect my life.

For whatever reason, this troll keeps getting unhinged about Riz Ahmed. Why? Who the fuck knows. Because he doesn't like Riz, that means no one else here can enjoy his acting?

This creep doesn't realize that DL is essentially a gossip forum. Why does this troll continue to call out Riz fans while there are tons of other celebrity threads at DL where he can spit his venom and non-stop bitter invectives.

This troll actually goes to Lipstick Alley, then reads the Riz threads?! He can name certain people who post there. This is a person who claims to hate Riz? Of course, he's a troll. I assume many IMDb trolls have ended up here at DL. DL was never this insane.

[quote] Btw, since you keep bringing up Lipstick Alley, you wouldn’t last a one fucking minute at that forum, those strong Black women posting there would tear you 10 new assholes.

BWAHAHAHAHA

You are always good for a cruel laugh.

R46 / r47 / r48

These posts are proof positive that anti Riz troll is clinically insane.

[quote]BWAHAHAHAHA

The response above totally proves you are nothing but a tedious, charmless, boring, humour-free troll You use this tedious response in many other celebrity threads. Talking about being read.

How rich, calling others clinically insane, when you are the troll constantly trailing others posts here. It can easily be proven who you are, you respond similarly in non-Riz threads there.

You are likely posting from the Creedmoor psychiatric hospital. The doctors decided there was no place for you in polite society, they decided to keep you there indefinitely. Hope you someday learn how to rest comfortably andstep away from all electronic devices. Do stop spitting out your much needed psychiatric meds!

[quote]These posts are proof positive that anti Riz troll is clinically insane.

Nice try, all those posts prove is that I kept forgetting to add the word 'quote'. They prove nothing else beyond that. Damn, are you fucking tedious, you are tiresome, so one-note. You aren't even a funny troll, you have zero humour. You constantly spew repetitious bitter invectives.

Namaste, motherfucker.

[quote]Is Riz going to star as Fahim Saleh, the start-up CEO who was brutally murdered by his in house trade? I will live for it!

Riz would be great in that role, yet there doesn't seem to be much substance to the story. It's basically a typical South Asian comes to American and gets the American dream scenario. The family have downplayed any relationship other than the two men being friends and work colleagues.

Has the murderer admitted why he killed Fahim Saleh? Such a horrific murder, over money?

A murder/mystery film usually always needs a reason for the murder.

Riz has announced his secret marriage.

The lame meet cute story he keeps telling various media outlets about how he met his author wife in a Brooklyn cafe, is a total lie. Riz claims they both happened to sit at the same table, then were trying to use the same laptop outlet, is a total lie. So fake and unimaginative. Par for the course.

r53 according to reports Saleh knew about major illegal activities that his assistant was taking part in (they havent said what they were yet). That along with his theft of Saleh's money created tension. You add the factor that they were likely also romantically involved, and their extremely different cultural/class backgrounds makes for an extremely juicy story about passion, money, and ambition gone haywire. I honestly think it be an extremely interesting movie.

He looks like a junkie.

[quote]He looks like a junkie.

Riz looks like a junkie in his new film, he plays a punk rock drummer. In real life, he looks pretty good for a man pushing 40.

Here's a better link, not sure what's going on with not being able to see linked photos.

I would eat his ass for hours.

Riz getting in shape for SOM.

Look at Rizzy working that ass.

Riz has been nominated for both a Golden Globe and a SAG.

Riz is set to host SNL.

As expected, Rizzy was nominated.

He will not win.

Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.

The Riz Ahmed Troll has been a favorite of mine for years because of her complete refusal to read the room. Most of our crazy fan girls tip toe around until they find like-minded individuals and then they take the crazy up a notch. The Riz Ahmed Troll has been walking into completely unrelated discussions for years, blasting crazy shit about Riz with the tone and assumption that we all care. She's far more devoted to her cause than Poo shoes ever was about George.

[quote]The Riz Ahmed Troll has been a favorite of mine for years because of her complete refusal to read the room. Most of our crazy fan girls tip toe around until they find like-minded individuals and then they take the crazy up a notch. The Riz Ahmed Troll has been walking into completely unrelated discussions for years, blasting crazy shit about Riz with the tone and assumption that we all care. She's far more devoted to her cause than Poo shoes ever was about George.

And you, motherfucker, are completely devoted to trolling the so-called RA troll. Who is "her"? Riz has tons of gay fans. Riz himself is gay.

Now who doesn't have a life? "Read the room"?? Who gives a flying fuck what and who you like. Stick to the obscure porn actor threads, that's more your level. Stop shitting on threads you claim to not care about. Now who is unhinged?

The irony here, you are the person devoting way too much time to someone you claim to not care about. You hate Riz, yet, somehow end up posting in every damn Riz Ahmed thread here, continuing to troll the so-called Riz Troll as well as Riz's fans.

You are completely bonkers. Give it a rest. Fans of any celebrity don't give a shit what people like you think.

[quote]Stick to the obscure porn actor threads, that's more your level.

I shall never apologize for my love of DL's ability to crowdsource the finest pics of men presenting hole. NEVER!

[quote]You hate Riz,

Nope. I wouldn't fuck him, but he's a fine actor. What I really love is your crazy ass speculating about him HIDING his girlfriend. Unlike those nice boys who present their holes.

[quote]Nope. I wouldn't fuck him, but he's a fine actor. What I really love is your crazy ass speculating about him HIDING his girlfriend. Unlike those nice boys who present their holes.

He'd probably let you fuck him, he's gay. Others claim he's bi. Awhile back he was trying to pick up a man's BF at some showbiz party. Riz will fuck anything. He's been in odd hidden relationships with women for years. He's all over the map.

If you don't think he's hidden all his GFs since he hit the showbiz scene, do find one photo of him with any of his GFs. You won't be able to. Have fun trying. Every single one of these women, from British writer/poet Sabrina Mahfouz to his last GF, a biracial American from Massachusetts, Akua Murray-Adoboe, was hidden. He didn't even want to expose his new wife, he tried to keep her under wraps for as long as he could. Someone forced his hand, likely his agency.

There is no "speculating" about any of this, it's the damn truth. What does a gay-for-pay porn actor presenting hole have to do with Riz?

Get ready for a brutal expose on Riz to hit the media soon. He stole the idea for his now scrapped ENGLISTAN series from a Pakistani scholar's thesis! The professor who helped Riz accomplish this has been fired from Columbia University.

We just watched SOM tonight and it was very good. Riz is sexy but I can't find any nekkid pics of him, shame that. At least being of pakistani descent, he doesn't have a stank sleeve, and that's a good thing.

R71, Riz refuses to do nude scenes.

Not sure what's going on here, because he usually looks like he doesn't have a dick.

One more. These photos were taken a few years ago, during a speaking gig he did in Pakistan.

Seems the shit is about to hit the fan!

The sexual assault allegations against Riz Ahmed, are about to be released via a major newspaper.

This is from Deuxmoi.