Robbie Williams looks really old in his new 'Can't Stop Christmas' video

Isn’t he parodying Boris Johnson? He’s wearing a wig and aging makeup dufus!

No not talking about his impersonating Boris. Watch the video

I had it bad for him way back when . He looks okay ,but I cant say Id still drop for him like I would have then .

He looks fat

Filthy body.

British men age like bananas, what’s new?

He looks fine. But I never found him attractive, so probably not the person to ask...

He doesn’t look fine 😒

He looks old and filthy

" You know as well as I do the record's crap.... But wouldn't it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day... they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record."

--Bill Nighy, "Love Actually"

He looks fine. He's just not as hot as he used to be. He's 46, not 26.

His music is so shitty nowadays.

That song is a smelly turd.

And Rick Astley, 54, also released a Xmas song just a few days ago. He look fine

I thought it was Elton John.

I'd still fuck him

He’s an anti lockdown crank. Just wait for his views on vaccines.

Hope he gets COVID and it reduces his ability to sing.

What a nasty man you are R15.

Infection rates jumped massively in the US after thanksgiving.

They’re going to jump massively in the UK after Christmas because high profile science deniers and QAnon cranks like Williams think it’s fine and that people should just carry on.

So yeah, I hope he gets mild Covid and that the publicity encourages people to think they can and should stop Christmas and that they don’t travel around the country and reseed it it communities with low levels of infections.

Rick Astley is a true underdog. He got crappy SAW songs, had to fight for more creative control of his music, got jaded by the industry, got married and went into a retirement. He was forgotten in the States until mid-2000s with the Rickrolled meme which allowed his career a revival. He has aged better than Robbie Williams too. It must have been good karma because Rick is a good sport with a great sense of humor and many people who knew him said he is nice and easy to work with.

Betty White has aged better than this turd lol. At 99 years old she looks better.

Looks like your alcoholic, gay uncle that drinks vodka for breakfast.

Rick is also covering his turkey neck in every shot.

R20 We've all been there.

He looks fine for an ex (?) drug addict who spends too much time in the sun. Seriously, given his past history, this is a good as can be expected.

[quote] Rick Astley is a true underdog. He got crappy SAW songs, had to fight for more creative control of his music.

Astley’s first album, released when he was 21, had 4 songs on it that he wrote himself, his second album, released when he was 22, had 6 songs that he wrote.

Two of the three singles from his second album were songs that he wrote but they were nowhere near the success of the SAW singles.

His first 3 SAW singles are great pop songs. Classics.

SAW? Can't figure out the "A".

Fuck you I am only 97

"Never Gonna Give You Up" as great but the other singles like "Together Forever" and "She Wants To Dance With Me" blended in way too much. The issue with SAW is all their songs sounded way too much alike and Rick's vocal talent was far above the material he was given to work with.

He was really a throwback to 1950s singers and his cover of "When I Fall In Love" is so underrated.

[quote]"Never Gonna Give You Up" as great but the other singles like "Together Forever" and "She Wants To Dance With Me" blended in way too much. The issue with SAW is all their songs sounded way too much alike and Rick's vocal talent was far above the material he was given to work with.

She Wants To Dance With Me isn't Stock Aitken Waterman.

It was written by Astley and produced by Harding & Curnow.

R28, thank you for indirectly answering my question.

He looks more like a bleached blonde Paul McCartney than Boris Johnson in that pic.

He has looked older than his age for some time.

Either way, I'd take him inside me quite deeply.

SAW = Stock Aitein Waterman

The McDonalds of 1980s UK pop music

Now today, we have Max Martin and Dr. Luke writing everything.

R32, thank you. I was thinking Some Other Writer, Someone Else Wrote, etc.

For comparison purposes, name a 46 year old WHITE pop or rock singer who looks hot and young.

[quote]For comparison purposes, name a 46 year old WHITE pop or rock singer who looks hot and young.

[quote] For comparison purposes, name a 46 year old WHITE pop or rock singer who looks hot and young.

Ricky Martin. White Puerto Rican.

Ricky Martin isn't white, he's white adjacent.

Say what you will about him but I’ve always had a soft spot for Robbie. And he’s quite the storyteller! This is hilarious if you’ve never seen it.

Ricky is good looking and youthfulesque but obviously will have suffer less sun damage. But good comparison. Who is at the linky stinky at 36

R38 Mediterraneans are white. Ricky looks Spanish and would also fit in Portugal too. Also over half of Puerto Ricans are mostly of European ancestry.

R37 Ricky isn't as pale as most Spanish guys. Also Ricky may look Spanish but he doesn't look Portuguese at all to me.

R42 Ricky has lighter skin than Cristiano Ronaldo who is Portuguese.

I would never classify latino men as white. They are way too hot/sexy to be reduced to that.

Chris Martin looks ok but he's 43. Sometimes the years mid 40s are the turning point. Chris Cornell was still fuckable at 52 when he died, impressive for such a mess.

R44

Fair point. Mediterraneans (Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese, Greek) are also hotter to me than Northern Europeans

Tom Jones in 1986 at 44.

Egyptians, Tunisians, Algerians, etc are also Mediterraneans

He was really sexy back when I was growing up. Thinking of the Rock DJ video. He always seemed like he’d be really dirty in bed. Now he just seems really dirty in general, and like he probably smells of stale beer and cigarettes. But I guess no one stays young and hot forever.

R46 I have never had an attraction for natural blond men. Their skin tone is just gross. And British men clearly age the worst. Look at Robert Pattinson. I thought he was the sexiest man around for maybe about 5 minutes. Genetically, Brit men are like Icarus. Latino men never fail to turn me on. Their level of sexiness is off the chart. Their bodies are usually perfection. Awesome muscle tone. For me personally, the sexiest man I met in my life was a black guy from Spain. I think he may have been from Morocco. I never asked. The fact he spoke with a perfect Spanish accent and had a perfect body and huge 9X6 cock that was always hard. I feel bad I dumped him so fast. I thought his dick was way too big and I couldn't take his huge rock hard fuckstick for the rest of my life. My friends roll their eyes when I start reminiscing about him and wishing I had kept him. He was basically straight too. He had just divorced his wife after having three miscarriages. He said he couldn't take the fact she couldn't grow his baby batter.

wasn't there a post a few months back of pics of Robbie in a filthy apartment?

R48 and Russians are Asian. What's your point?

Southern Europeans are genetically and culturally closest to Northern Europeans. Rome was the major influence of modern Western culture.

I dont see any reason as to why Latinos who are of Southern European ancestry like Ricky Martin not to be considered white? His parents are descended from recent immigrants from Spain. He is considered white in P.R. too which has a looser definition of it.

Unless you only consider white to be pale skin, bright eyes and fair hair?

Honey I wasn't the fetishist in this thread claiming Ricky is "white adjacent" a term that only exists in this bizarro land.

I was pointing out the limited definition of "Mediterraneans" as (Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese, Greek), being "hotter to me than Northern Europeans." As if the southern shore of the sea does not exist.

Just read the lyrics and this is an anti-masker song, isn't it?

[quote]Just read the lyrics and this is an anti-masker song, isn't it?

Yep. Having spread QAnon conspiracy theories, notably Pizzagate, Williams is now encouraging people to break lockdown rules over Christmas.

[quote]Who is at the linky stinky at 36

Melanie C.

OP That song is not Robbie's first Christmas song. He looked a little younger in this earlier one, playing the character of Billy Mack.

I could only get through about half the “song” — it’s like a number from shitty new Broadway musical — 5 minutes of dull exposition with no discernible melody.

It's AITKEN, R32.

Everything about the song, is shit. The lyrics, the "melody", the video. Come back Guy Chambers.

I see him around Chelsea often ( London) and he looks good, albeit his age. He never redid his teeth though. Still an attractive and super nice guy.

Wow R12 Rick looks better now than as a young guy in the 80s!

It seems every pop singer is looking to find the next "All I Want for Christmas Is You": A song that becomes a Christmas classic and makes a ton of money year in, year out (It's been reported that "All I Want for Christmas Is You" has made $60 million since it's release.)

The bloke from Slade makes something like £50k a year from that Xmas hit alone, a friend at a record company told me.

I've listened to some of Robbie's songs because I'm interested in the fact that he's big everywhere but in the States. I know Take That had no room for the US market since New Kids on the Block was derided and burned out and then grunge, alternative and hip-hop took took over killing upbeat dance pop for a bit. Anyway, Robbie has a good voice and some nice tunes but I don't think he stands out much to me. It's kind of like Craig David and Samantha Mumba didn't stand out either

He's a QAnon/Pizzagate loon. No, thanks.

Robbie was never hot. He had a big mouth and a big dick but that was about it.

He was cute in Take That and the early years of his career. But that's it cute not handsome.

R67 where are the cock shots?

Never heard Robbie being hung.

[quote]Never heard Robbie being hung.

He's always described himself as having a small penis

He’s a conservative piece of shit and his wife looks like a man in a wig.

Those jowls and that chin is gross.

Jared Leto at 49. Robbie looks like shit and very old for his age. This guy’s into drugs and fucking ass bareback. He has cum inside so many men in the past

Does Leto now wear a wig?

Jared Leto is so ugly on the inside that it kills any attractiveness he has.

Robbie was never beautiful or handsome. He was cute and kinda sexy with a nice smile and body to make up for it.

Robbie was never going to age well, he was cute when he was young but doesn't have great bone structure. Gary, on the other hand, aged like a fine wine.

I can see why he never made it in The US. But I feel he should have gotten at least one or two hits in The US like Oasis, James Blunt, Kylie Minogue and Rick Astley did. I guess he was too "old" and "dad-ish" to compete with US male pop acts like Timberlake, Usher, John Mayer, Nelly and various rappers.

Recent pic

R80 He doesn't look too bad there, he's just British.

R80 That photo has been touched up.

He’s going to be 47 next month and he’s British. Of course he’s going to look like shit!

R80 Botox to the rescue

R80 Botox to the rescue

Robbie is like JT, Harry Styles and Bobby Brown. Not the best-looking of the group but had the charisma, flamboyance and cockiness to make a name for himself and have solo career. Or just sucked the right cocks.

He is so British. Usually UK artists try to mimic American accents like George Michael and Adele. That could be why he never got a hit in The US.