People shitting themselves in public - have you seen it? done it?

What a sad day for Glenn.

YES i've done it wtf else are u supposed to do when out somewhere like the park or beach with no bathroom/

really, you want a bunch of stories about this?

Hold it, R2. You hold it.

A woman came in and shat in the hallway of our office.

The only person I've ever seen do it in public was on a video that was shared here if a woman who wanted to use the employee bathroom at a Dunkin Donuts or such place. The employees wouldn't let her. She had a huge tantrum then yanked down her pants, squatted, and pooped on the floor while everyone screamed. It was a horrifying, albeit funny, videoclip.

Once, on a flight. Meal service was in process. Everyone had their meals on their trays and across the aisle a man in the window seat all of a sudden threw his tray up and hurriedly bounded down the aisle. The lady seated in the aisle seat then called a FA and motioned over to the man's seat. He had apparently had a bout of Montezuma's revenge and had soiled the seat. The FA took a folded up blanket and placed it on the seat. The man never came back to the seat. There were lots of empty seats on the flight so I assumed he sat way back after he'd cleaned himself up.

More than I would care to admit. Usually it’s when I have been home and don’t make it to my apartment in time. The third flight of stairs usually does me in

Overt scat thread.

There's that old story about Farrah Fawcett and this poem:

When Farrah takes a healthy shit

Do odors foul the air?

The ones that you and I expel,

That rot our underwear?

Or does it hint of frankincense

And other fragrance rare?

I wonder.

When Farrah takes a healthy shit

Do angels on high praise

Their frosty, feathered protege

For adopting human ways?

Or do they gag and flap their wings

To clear away the haze?

I wonder.

^^ is that one of Suzanne Somers’ works?

R11 now I'm imagining Suzanne Somers doing Depends commercials!

No, but 3 of my customers said the first symptom of coronavirus they had was shitting themselves with no warning. One shit the bed and two were at work. As if it weren't terrifying enough you'd be the guy who brought covid to the office and shit your pants

Your customers must have such trust in you, salesbottom R14, for them to all tell you in detail about how they shit themselves in public.

I shit myself in the oval office on the daily!

It wasnt in public per se ,but I was dropping a friend off after lunch and out of nowhere I shit all over myself. Thank god I was in my car . It wasnt loose either ,wich really surprised me. I usually go about an hour after I get up and thats good for the day.

Yes it happened to me once. I was out for a night with friends and had margaritas and Mexican food. A bit too much cheese was consumed for this lactose intolerant person. That combined with the liquor created the problem. I was within a mile of my house in my own car when I realized that I couldn’t possibly clench my cheeks tight enough to stop the inevitable. When I got home I took those clothes off, jumped in the shower to clean myself up and then took those clothes and put them in a garbage bag never to be seen again. That was the last time I had both margaritas and Mexican food in any excess.

Yum

I once saw a mentally handicapped woman walking away from a small town carnival, her white pants stained with diarrhea. Her head was hanging low with shame, and people were looking at her with disgust.

I think about it from time and wish I had stopped to help her in some way. It broke my heart seeing a vulnerable person in such a sad state.

Hawt

we get it. datalounge has become a haven for scat freaks.

My friend once shit himself at McDonalds. He had to put tissue in his pants.

Here in New Orleans. Packed in like sardines on Fat Tuesday on St Ann and Bourbon St. Oh yes shitting and pissing themselves all around. Mardi Gras kids.