There won’t be snow in Africa
Tonight thank god it’s them instead of you!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 12, 2020 11:03 PM |
Love the song! Reminds me of being a teenager.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 12, 2020 11:04 PM |
Same here, r2, like it much more now than did then.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 12, 2020 11:05 PM |
No, they probably don't know it's Christmas because THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT FUCKING CHRISTIANS.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 12, 2020 11:28 PM |
It may be a better written song than WATW, but WATW had bigger star power, so to speak.
Where was Bowie, McCartney, Freddie Mercury, Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger, Dusty Springfield, Kate Bush, Shirley Bassey, Elton, Cliff Richard?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 12, 2020 11:44 PM |
We need a datalounge charity single
"Do Darfur orphans know it's Christmas?"
Proceeds benefit the African Baby Catalog
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 12, 2020 11:51 PM |
[quote]Where nothing ever grows, no rain nor rivers flow
I told you all it’s a shithole.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 12, 2020 11:56 PM |
I really love this song. It's so sweet. Great harmonies and George Michael has the best part.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2020 12:39 AM |
One of my favorite Christmas songs ever. Thanks, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 13, 2020 12:59 AM |
I forgot about 80s hair ... Is there a video with a break down of who’s who? Sadly, aside from Boy George, Bono and a few others, I cant remember any of them ... Simon Le Bon?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 13, 2020 1:05 AM |
Duran Duran ... D’oh
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 13, 2020 1:08 AM |
Help us, datalounge!
We do not know it's Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 13, 2020 1:19 AM |
Insulting song. There are more Christians - 631 million - living in Africa than on any other continent. Yes, they fucking know it's Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 13, 2020 1:55 AM |
You might want to tell, R4, R14.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 13, 2020 1:57 AM |
You put together a group of British pop singers and they look so average. Put together a group of American pop singers and you know they're stars.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 13, 2020 1:58 AM |
I just read Bananarama's book (skip it). All they recount about being part of this historic recording was that they were hungover and the only other woman there was Jody Watley.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 13, 2020 1:59 AM |
probably the most patronizing song in history, the notion that a continent with more christians than the entire population of the uk might not know about christmas unless some wealthy london types sang about it.
this will be increasingly consigned to the dustbin of history.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 13, 2020 2:01 AM |
R18, it's not - you hear it on the radio all the time every December
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 13, 2020 2:03 AM |
One of the shittiest songs ever. Those lyrics! "The clanging chimes of doom...well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you"....PUKE!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 13, 2020 2:06 AM |
r19, it's on its way out.
it cannot survive modern standards.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 13, 2020 2:11 AM |
R21, it does. Which is why you still hear it all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 13, 2020 2:15 AM |
To those who asked -
Paul Young - lead it off Boy George George Michael Simon LeBon Sting Phil Collins on drums Bono Tony Hadley - Spadau Ballet Midge Ure Kool and the Gang Bananarama organized by Bob Geldof. Jody Watley and a few I recognize but cannot remember names.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 13, 2020 2:27 AM |
I’ve never been to Africa but I get the feeling it’s more than the arid burning hell’s ale this song makes it out to be.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 13, 2020 2:38 AM |
Fun fact, Bowie was supposed to be the featured singer but he had to cancel, they got Paul Young to do his parts, which is why he got so much of the song.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 13, 2020 2:42 AM |
This song takes me back. So many fond memories of holiday parties. Back when holiday parties for work were still fun. Before I had to act responsibly. It’s got all kinds of flaws, but I love it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 13, 2020 2:56 AM |
[quote]No, they probably don't know it's Christmas because THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT FUCKING CHRISTIANS.
Africans are some of the most annoyingly religious people on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 13, 2020 3:07 AM |
Of COURSE there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas... the non-equatorial portion is in the bloody SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. It's the middle of SUMMER in Cape Town right now, just like it is in Sydney and Buenos Aires.
For the record, Cape Town had EPIC snowstorms 6 months ago, back in July.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 13, 2020 6:14 AM |
They are not saying they dont know its Christmas because they aren't Christian. The idea is they don't know its Christmas because of human suffering instead of joy.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 13, 2020 6:24 AM |
I love this song. And also the Canadian version of We are the World, Tears are Not Enough. Both songs shit over the treacly, endless We Are the World.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 13, 2020 6:26 AM |
[quote] They are not saying they dont know its Christmas because they aren't Christian. The idea is they don't know its Christmas because of human suffering instead of joy.
So many people deliberately misunderstand the song and choose to get angry about white saviour complex when ‘Christmas’ is not *just* referring to the Christian celebration of the births of Christ which most British people don’t care about, but the public holiday of overeating, over gifting presents, the Queen’s speech and family arguments.
It was a song about consumerism and compassion in Thatcherite Britain. ‘You have enough, think of others’ was the message of the song but not the government who considered itself to be practicing Christian morality:
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 13, 2020 6:42 AM |
Yes, of course they know. We taught them all about it, when we sent missionaries there to teach them about the sin of men going up into the other man and eating da poopoo.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 13, 2020 6:52 AM |
Christmas drools.
Halloween rules.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 13, 2020 6:54 AM |
You aren’t fit to sniff the leather pants of these guys
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 13, 2020 6:59 AM |
R33 : Islam beat you to that. They're twice as insidious.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 13, 2020 7:20 AM |
Why did they not do a song called Do They Know It’s Ramadan? Or Do They Know It’s Ash Wednesday?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 13, 2020 8:59 AM |
The video shows Paula Yates and one of her and Geldolf's kids so Bananarama must have meant Jodie Watley was the only female SINGER there.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 13, 2020 9:05 AM |
Pop quiz: why is Paul Young partially responsible for the transatlantic Christmas #1 in 1992?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 13, 2020 11:21 AM |
R39 Because every time he goes away, he takes a piece of me with him?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 13, 2020 1:09 PM |
The making of video is great. Boy George comes into the studio off of a last minute flight from NY. When he hears George Michael's vocals, he think it's Alison Moyet!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 13, 2020 3:15 PM |
r37, strictly speaking, the Muslim version would be, "do they know it's Eid-al-Fitr" (the one specific night at the end of Ramadan when they celebrate & party". Otherwise, you might as well have a song like, "Do they know it's Lent?". The point being, Christmas is happy & fun. The majority of Ramadan and Lent aren't fun, so nobody would feel sorry for anyone who missed them.
And, just to reiterate, the only way any inhabited part of Africa will EVER have snow on Christmas is during an ice age or the equivalent of nuclear/supervolcanic/post-asteroid winter, because in Africa, December is a SUMMER month.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 13, 2020 4:12 PM |
Hands down, George Micheal had the best hair in the history of rock 'n roll
Kenny Loggins 2nd best :)
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 13, 2020 4:19 PM |
Is there no Alps of Africa for skiing? How will they ever compete in the Winter Olympics?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 13, 2020 4:38 PM |
Boy George spilled some great tea about this recording in his first book - plus the fact that he was able to sing with no warm up and front of the cameras speaks to his talent as a vocalist.
Everyone slags off the PWL remake but it's STILL better than either Band Aid 20 (aside from the Sugababes) and Band Aid 30.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 13, 2020 4:51 PM |
r45 what the actual fuck? Aside from Kylie and Sommerville I dunno anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 13, 2020 4:59 PM |
If you've got some poppers handy you might like Shirley Clamp's version too.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 13, 2020 5:01 PM |
[quote]Pop quiz: why is Paul Young partially responsible for the transatlantic Christmas #1 in 1992?
FYI, the plan for The Bodyguard was for Whitney's big song to be What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted. Paul Young had recorded a cover of it for the Fried Green Tomatoes soundtrack and the song became a moderate hit for Young towards the end of 1992. Another song was needed so I Will Always Love You was recorded instead.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 13, 2020 5:07 PM |
Not even Sir Cliff Richards R46? Most of the other participating artists are long forgotten, like Bros, Big Fun, Lisa Stansfield, Sonia, Jason Donovan, Wet Wet Wet and The Pasadenas
David Bowie actually did perform at the Live Aid concert in 1985
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 13, 2020 5:14 PM |
In terms of pure technical merit, this is probably one of the song's best renditions. The problem, this version is SO upbeat & happy, it ends up being almost creepy if you stop & contemplate what they're actually singing about. It almost sounds like it should be a Christmas commercial for Gap jeans.
It's also kind of weird to hear a bunch of Germans singing with perfect American accents. Oh, a few of them have German accents, but half of them sound like they could plausibly be from Cleveland or Denver. And the McCauley Caulkin-like kid is just surreal...
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 15, 2020 6:50 AM |
That Christmas song "Do You Hear What I Hear" must be very insulting to the deaf as well!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 15, 2020 7:36 AM |
“The others ones!” Are we allowed to call them that? I know “those people” is frowned upon, but this sounds wrong too?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 15, 2020 8:25 AM |
Where the hell were Annie and Dave?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 15, 2020 8:32 AM |
Yeah “the other ones” sounds almost sinister
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 15, 2020 11:34 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 18, 2020 3:22 AM |
It’s Christmas Eve and I can’t help but think of this terrible song 😂
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 24, 2020 4:12 PM |
Well R56, tonight you can just thank God it’s them, instead of you.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 24, 2020 4:44 PM |
R44, there are a number of ski resorts in Africa: Tiffindell in South Africa, Oukaïmeden in Morrocco, Afriski in Lesotho. Best time to ski is around June-July.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 24, 2020 5:15 PM |
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" is CLEARLY superior to "We Are the World." This video of Bob Dylan rehearsing "We Are the World" cracks me up every time. You can tell he's regretting his choice to do this song throughout the video.
"Stevie, can you play it one time?"
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 24, 2020 5:33 PM |
i hate everything about it but the jingle is rather addictive.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 24, 2020 7:17 PM |
We need a re-write for Covid times.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 27, 2020 1:39 PM |
Do they know it’s New Years?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 27, 2020 1:46 PM |
A DL-er once mentioned that George Michael looks like a hairdresser, and now it’s all I can think of when I see him.
💇🏼♀️
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 27, 2020 7:13 PM |