Zoomer twink funk

Shower gel is not as effective as soap and a washcloth.

They’re psychologically fucked up. Homophobia still exists, so they’re messed up from internalizing that much like prior generations. The big difference is the internet & Social Media creates this existential disconnect in younger generations during formative years, sort of an “always on, always being watched” Schizophrenia-lite that prevents them from getting lost in the moment and fully giving into desire, unless they’re on drugs or drunk and even then they can’t fully go “there-there”. Their psyche essentially has an invisible selfie stick hovering around them at all times. That is why having sex with Boomers and older millennials is superior, not only because of experience but they’re not having a constant existential identity crisis during sex.

Twinks have always had poor hygiene

Stop picking up twinks from homeless tents, OP.

They cover up their stank with axe body spray.

Wtf R2. I appreciate your reply but it has nothing to do with the funk these new twins have. I don’t understand them. It’s like no one ever commented they smelled so they went with it. They’re used to having things given to them.

R6 here, twink * not twins. MARY!!!

Describe the smell.

R6 I read Zoomer twink fuck*

Everything I listed contributes to their general laziness and poor hygiene. Mainly their neurotransmitter receptors are fucked because their dopamine is depleted from their social media addiction. It’s literally rewiring their brains. Most young people exhibit some mental illness symptoms.

There was a thread about their stinky feet awhile ago.

They just need a nude dip at my pool parties.

Because nobody teaches gay sexual hygiene in school. It's something gaylings have to learn on their own, unlike straights who get all sorts of sex ed and pregnancy information.

Zoomer Twink Funk sounds like a great band name

OP, it helps if you don't pick them up at the morgue.

OP, show them the way.

They don't want to pollute the environment with chemicals, detergents and plastic.

What Would Greta Thunberg Do?

Is R2 lost?

Soap is triggering.

What's a zoomer?

[quote] Describe the smell.

Unwashed balls.

[quote] Mainly their neurotransmitter receptors are fucked because their dopamine is depleted from their social media addiction.

Well, which is it? You really don’t know what the hell your talking about, do you?

OP is jealous

I have a feeling Gen Z is not going to do well with older generations ribbing on them.

The show 13 Reasons Why makes a lot of jokes about Zoomer hygiene.

R24 Gen Z would absolutely fall apart if they ever got punkd as hard as millennials did.

[quote] Unwashed balls.

How is this a problem? Man musk is a great aphrodisiac.

Agreed R27

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This is a public health crisis!!! More attention should be given to this thread!

Yes R30

Someone needs to explain to them that shaving your pubes is not the same as bathing.

They're dirty bottoms, never douche, ass to mouth, walking cesspools.

I love the title of this thread.

Simple, and to the point.

[quote] OP, show them the way.

Or just toss them in your shower and give them a good scrub down. It can be part of the fun!

This thread title reads like a great band name.

No matter how many times I scrub my foreskin and penis with soap and warm water, it still smells. I can't ever get the smell of my foreskin and penis to go away, its quite embarrassing.

As someone astutely noted in the seminal (ha-ha) thread on GenZ stink, bathing your twink before you fuck him is sort of like rinsing your produce before you eat it.

Rocco Ritchie looks like he needs a bath.

Give em a bath, problem solved

Are you a Zoomer, R36?

How is their pit situation?

Try vinegar R36

Someone please start a boy band named Zoomer Twink Funk.

This thread needs a scratch and sniff card.

Try deleting system32 R9

R45 what?

At least R36 is honest...uncircumcised and not raving about how fabulous they are.

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