Have you ever been nude to a celebrity?

governor ed rendell @ the sporting club in philly

he's gross when naked

I saw Hank Azaria at what used to be the Sports Connection in West Hollywood back in the 1990s when he was on the Herman's Head TV show. He walked into the locker room and starting getting undressed, and I was pretty excited, since I thought he was sexy and had a good body. His body was great indeed, but when he took off his underwear, he had micro peen. Serious micro peen. So disappointing.

What if they were nude and rude? Maybe also a bit crude? But were they still a prude? Dude!

Lewd.

...hopefully not with a ‘tude!

Yes, and I called her Kathy Pancakes.

I could tell you stories that would curl your she-minge!

Paul Lekakis also the 90s at the gayish gym on Santa Monica who played with me and another guy in the steam room. He almost let me fuck him right there he was so horny, but my midwestern prudish values stopped me. About a year later I met him at Sidetracks in Chicago and took him back to my hotel and did enjoy that fantastic ass. His career tanked right after this, not sure why, he was darn sexy.

Back when I went to a gym (the mid-2000s), Chris Meloni would stop by for workouts. I was doing the towel dance when he walked by (clothed) in the locker room and suddenly "dropped" my towel and presented hole.

It was a glorious day, nonetheless.

R9 would only be better if he dropped his towel for all of us.

Yes. Maxwell Caulfield circa 1996, he was preparing for some soap opera role at the Beverly Hills YMCA using their enormous swimming pool. I would see him in the locker room and shower at mid morning when there were few if any around. After recognizing each other after a few weeks, he was very friendly. Nice guy.

The payoff: a total ten. The face, body and wiener were magnificent. I tried so hard not to drool and be cool. And to think, that old hag he married got all that anytime she wanted.

R11 More on Max's wiener, please.

R11. I saw Maxwell in NYC McBurney YMCA on W23 Street in the late 80s or early 90s when he was in a play. He did swim there as well and also had no problem with nudity after showering. His body was amazing and his skin was so creamy...don't get me started on his ass. wow.

R13 Wiener details, please.

Weiner details, who can remember? Probably soft and ok, but the ass was like 2 perfect round peaches at the time.