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Chris Messina


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by Anonymousreply 113Last Wednesday at 7:32 AM

He makes me wet but he's an acquired taste for many.

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by Anonymousreply 212/10/2020

Purdy mouth.

by Anonymousreply 312/10/2020

Not a fan of the hair style.

by Anonymousreply 412/10/2020

I liked him best paired with Matt Bomer in the very homoerotic Sinner 3 -- too bad the show was too chickenshit to call them lovers, so they were presented as an 'intense male friendship.'

by Anonymousreply 512/10/2020

Could never quit imagine him lusting for chubby Mindy Kalling on The Mindy Show but always found him Handsome and hot

by Anonymousreply 612/10/2020

I've always found him hot.

by Anonymousreply 712/10/2020

He looked so handsome in 2019 with the platinum hair.

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by Anonymousreply 812/10/2020

Looks like Ari Melber (MSNBC) grew his hair out. Looks fine. Not outstanding, but nice.

by Anonymousreply 912/10/2020

I've loved him since SFU.

by Anonymousreply 1012/10/2020

He was very sexy on Damages. That show had a decent amount of eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2020

Yes please!

by Anonymousreply 1212/10/2020

What's the dirt on him?

by Anonymousreply 1312/10/2020

Here's a little more of him

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by Anonymousreply 1412/10/2020

When did he and Loggins split up?

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by Anonymousreply 1512/10/2020

He's a sexy average Joe if that's your thing.

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by Anonymousreply 1712/10/2020

I would suck his dick and then lick his hole

by Anonymousreply 1812/10/2020

[quote]He's a sexy average Joe if that's your thing.

Oh stop. You'd go down on him so fast your knee caps would shatter.

by Anonymousreply 1912/10/2020

[quote] I liked him best paired with Matt Bomer in the very homoerotic Sinner 3 -- too bad the show was too chickenshit to call them lovers, so they were presented as an 'intense male friendship.'

The thread agenda was revealed in R5. The hatefest usually starts between 10 and 15.

by Anonymousreply 2012/10/2020

He showed peen in Sharp Objects

by Anonymousreply 2112/10/2020

He looks better with a little age than when he was younger.

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by Anonymousreply 2212/10/2020

He’s the only thing I remember about that Julia Child movie with Meryl

by Anonymousreply 2312/10/2020

He was good as a Philly police detective in the horror thriller “Devil.”

by Anonymousreply 2412/10/2020

I would suck him DRY.

by Anonymousreply 2512/10/2020

He boldly went full frontal in "28 Hotel Rooms". There's this and an uninhibited dance on the rooftop of the hotel. I think he is gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 2612/10/2020

Beautiful bush. I was already turned on when he was clothed. This is beyond my fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 2712/10/2020

I would lick his asshole like an ice cream cone

by Anonymousreply 2812/10/2020

His intense vocal fry is a major turn-off.

Is t he married to someone famous? Rosemarie DeWitt or someone like that?

by Anonymousreply 2912/10/2020

How romantic R28!

by Anonymousreply 3012/10/2020

Thats a nice meaty 6 incher in R26 . Perfect size. Not too big not too small.

by Anonymousreply 3112/10/2020

Here he is nude again.

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by Anonymousreply 3212/10/2020

R32, it looks like it would be 5 inches erect...maybe 5.5 inches at best.

by Anonymousreply 3312/10/2020

Always liked him. The only thing worth watching in that stupid Julia Child movie.

by Anonymousreply 3412/10/2020

Looks adorable but pretty people leave me cold.

by Anonymousreply 3512/10/2020

That Julia Child movie should've been a straight-ahead biopic of Julia Child, without the Amy Adams portion. It could've been a great movie if they had done it that way.

by Anonymousreply 3612/10/2020

Those nostrils could smell a lot of cookies

by Anonymousreply 3712/10/2020

Is he a homosexualist?

by Anonymousreply 3812/10/2020

I think Chris Messina is totally gorgeous and incredibly talented.

I loved him on "Blame" feature from a couple years ago co-starring Quinn Shephard, who wrote it while in the tenth grade and directed it at age nineteen!

by Anonymousreply 3912/10/2020

Always been hot. Always will be. Been full frontal multiple times. Gives zero fucks. Straight.

by Anonymousreply 4012/11/2020

My Christmas gift to you.

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by Anonymousreply 4112/11/2020

A very good actor who's not afraid to present dong. I admire him.

by Anonymousreply 4212/11/2020

He was excellent in Newsroom. I never thought of him in a sexual way, until this thread, but now that you mention it... He DOES look like he could throw a mean fuck into somebody....

by Anonymousreply 4312/11/2020

This is kind of amusing (with him on the bottom)

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by Anonymousreply 4412/11/2020

R41, is that really him?

by Anonymousreply 4512/11/2020

Yes r45 that's from The Mindy Project -- that's Mark Duplass on top

He's made a career at playing The Boyfriend or The Husband, like James Wolk. The last couple of years he's gotten out of that rut though and made a name for himself. I wish we would've seen him and Ewan McGregor make out in that Harley Quinn movie, they really chickened out on that

by Anonymousreply 4612/11/2020

The first time I heard his name I thought people were talking about a holiday drag queen named Christmasina.

by Anonymousreply 4712/11/2020

Or Christ Ma Season-A

by Anonymousreply 4812/11/2020

I don't have thoughts about Chris Messina. I have FEELINGS. Deep, deep feelings.

by Anonymousreply 4912/11/2020

I fell in love with him during SFU. I thought his character was the perfect fit for Claire.

by Anonymousreply 5012/11/2020

I don't know who he is, but he's hot in OP's photo.

by Anonymousreply 5112/11/2020

It was beyond belief that a guy who looked like him would want to stick his dick in that fat ugly pig Kaling.

by Anonymousreply 5212/11/2020

Does he have a mild cleft palate (cleft lip) like Joaquin Phoenix? Strangely sexy.

by Anonymousreply 5312/11/2020

Love him. For the size queens above, he's joked about being captured in an...unimpressive state and having it on the internet forever. "It's out there forever, and you're wondering, 'How did this man make kids with that?'" LOL. He seems comfortable with himself, and that's sexy AF.

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by Anonymousreply 5412/11/2020

Plus, from all the scenes of him dancing on The Mindy Project, it was clear he knows how to move his hips.

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by Anonymousreply 5512/11/2020

Chris Messina To Star In ‘Verbatim’ HBO Max Pilot About The College Admission Scandal

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by Anonymousreply 5612/11/2020

R56, lemme guess -- he's gonna play Lori Loughlin's hubster?

by Anonymousreply 5712/11/2020

He seems like he smells good

by Anonymousreply 5812/11/2020

We used to call that "clean-cut" in the 1950s, r58.

by Anonymousreply 5912/11/2020

R41 photo makes me think he's a cookie sniffer

by Anonymousreply 6012/11/2020

I've always found him sexier than all get out. My only disappointment is that he isn't hairy (except his bush, which I find outstanding).

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by Anonymousreply 6212/11/2020

Those lips. So cute.

by Anonymousreply 6312/11/2020

R41, what's the story behind that pic? Was he a figure skater when he was young?

by Anonymousreply 6412/11/2020

[quote]He seems comfortable with himself, and that's sexy AF.

That is what I like about him the best: his confidence. Going nude with an average dick (also on stage a few times as well), not shaving his body hair, being a good actor who takes risks.

He just comes across as a person that went into acting because he liked it and just happened to have become famous for it.

He hit on a friend of mine (woman) after working with her (they were done) for a while. She also said he was super nice. No, she didn't go for it. Yes, she is ridiculously hot.

by Anonymousreply 6512/11/2020

Has he ever played gay?

by Anonymousreply 6612/12/2020

Isn't his character gay in "Birds of Prey"?

by Anonymousreply 6712/12/2020

I liked him until I saw him in a documentary about audition horror stories. He came off really douchey.

by Anonymousreply 6812/12/2020

Does he have a hairy asshole?

by Anonymousreply 6912/13/2020

[quote] Plus, from all the scenes of him dancing on The Mindy Project, it was clear he knows how to move his hips.

Dancing that is not.

by Anonymousreply 7012/13/2020

[quote]Dancing that is not.

When I saw him dancing to "Try Again" on the show I thought to myself, "He seems like someone who used to dance."

Apparently, not only did he take ballet for years but he was also a competitive dancer growing up.

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by Anonymousreply 7112/13/2020

[quote] When I saw him dancing to "Try Again" on the show I thought to myself, "He seems like someone who used to dance." Apparently, not only did he take ballet for years but he was also a competitive dancer growing up.

Whatever he may have learned in the past is not reflected in that clip.

by Anonymousreply 7212/13/2020

I would totally fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 7312/13/2020

He was the only memorable thing in some film from a number of years ago starring that fug Paul Dano.

by Anonymousreply 7412/13/2020

R67 I would say he's coded as gay but it's never explicit

Yeah he's definitely what I would call fuckable. It was nice to see him naked in the excellent 'Sharp Objects' miniseries.

by Anonymousreply 7512/13/2020

I find him beautiful and masculine. Enough to obsess over, even. He's pretty self-effacing and humorous, to boot.

by Anonymousreply 7612/17/2020

Great hair, not conventionally handsome, but the face is rugged and hot.

by Anonymousreply 7712/17/2020

Yummy. BDF.

by Anonymousreply 7812/17/2020

Pretty fearless actor, and good-looking but not in a model/CW network lead sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 7912/17/2020

Honestly I don't see it. I've taken prettier (and bigger) shits.

by Anonymousreply 8012/17/2020

Something off about his jaw... too narrow.

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Well, there goes that theory.

by Anonymousreply 8212/17/2020

He could be a grower.

by Anonymousreply 8312/17/2020

I'd suck his cock.

by Anonymousreply 8412/23/2020

He's so hot. He sat in front of me at a San Francisco Giants game. He high-fived my husband at one point. Sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 8512/23/2020

I want him as my boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 8612/23/2020

I would never stop kissing him.

by Anonymousreply 8701/20/2021

I like him a lot. Cheers.

by Anonymousreply 8801/20/2021

Dat booty on Six Feet Under

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by Anonymousreply 9001/20/2021

R89 Not great. Okay, but not great.

by Anonymousreply 9101/20/2021

He was in that Rosamund Pike thing for 5 minutes and he was the best thing about it.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Monday at 10:52 AM

No thoughts. Just lots of FEELINGS.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Monday at 10:58 AM

I'd fuck him into the middle of next month.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Monday at 10:59 AM

I really liked the chemistry between he and Lauren Ambrose on SFU. I liked that his character wasn't afraid to call her out on her BS.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Monday at 11:26 AM

[quote]He was in that Rosamund Pike thing for 5 minutes and he was the best thing about it.

It's the only time I have found him sexy.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Monday at 11:29 AM

Total worldwide gross of 28 HOTEL ROOMS: $131,000.

His babymaker wasn't a moneymaker.

by Anonymousreply 97Last Monday at 12:02 PM

R93 I get a feeling in my pants when I think of Chris Messina.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Wednesday at 3:08 AM

Half you girls are seriously delusional about what you want in a man! He was sex on a stick playing a silver haired lawyer in “I Care A Lot”.

I wouldn’t dump my husband for him but come close!

by Anonymousreply 99Last Wednesday at 3:27 AM

He can voir dire me anytime.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Wednesday at 3:44 AM

I fell for him on "The Mindy Project"

He played an arrogant, chauvinistic doctor in Mindy's practice...

but in this one episode he had a party at his apartment and found Mindy in his bedroom

and he accidentally showed his vulnerable side when he accused her of judging him as just "another guy from Staten Island" who worries about his dandruff and uses Head 'n Shoulders shampoo

by Anonymousreply 101Last Wednesday at 4:08 AM

As soon as he came on camera, I wanted to rip this white pinstripe suit right off his body.

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by Anonymousreply 102Last Wednesday at 4:13 AM

R28- I don't know about the ASSHOLE but Dr. Ruth Westheimer once said FELACIO you lick the PENIS like an ICE CREAM CONE.

by Anonymousreply 103Last Wednesday at 4:16 AM

Chris Messina doesn't look so good on that Netflix murder mystery show but that White Haired Bearded detective- for some reason I'm REALLY attracted to him- and that is usually not my type. Matt Bomer was NEVER my type.

by Anonymousreply 104Last Wednesday at 4:20 AM

The Mindy Project was the best. His character had a gay brother, Max Minghella before his Handmaid's Tale gig, and Danny (Chris Messina) was the best big brother ever. Also, the show revealed that Danny was a stripper to pay for college (making Chris show some hot dance moves).

Chris played the perfect antagonist and love interest for Mindy.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Wednesday at 4:30 AM

I watched that whole Matt Bomer "The Sinner" abortion just waiting for the two guys to fuck. What a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Wednesday at 4:32 AM

R106- What do you expect? It was originally on the USA network which is the bottom of the barrel of channels.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Wednesday at 4:34 AM

I prefer Loggins.

by Anonymousreply 108Last Wednesday at 4:35 AM

I can understand Matt Bomer, but what is Chris Messina doing on the USA Network? And why is he playing cameo parts in a Rosamund Pike vehicle?

by Anonymousreply 109Last Wednesday at 4:37 AM

Because he can't even win a Critic's Choice Award.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Wednesday at 6:50 AM

He's one of those weird guys who I can't decide if he's ugly or hot.

I Care a lot: hot.

The Sinner: Ugly.

by Anonymousreply 111Last Wednesday at 7:05 AM

I want him in me quite deeply.

Seriously, I would worship every last inch of him 24/7.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Wednesday at 7:09 AM

Didn’t really read the thread title and thought it was discussing L&M lmao

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by Anonymousreply 113Last Wednesday at 7:32 AM
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