Chris Messina

He makes me wet but he's an acquired taste for many.

Lovely.

Purdy mouth.

Not a fan of the hair style.

I liked him best paired with Matt Bomer in the very homoerotic Sinner 3 -- too bad the show was too chickenshit to call them lovers, so they were presented as an 'intense male friendship.'

Could never quit imagine him lusting for chubby Mindy Kalling on The Mindy Show but always found him Handsome and hot

I've always found him hot.

He looked so handsome in 2019 with the platinum hair.

Looks like Ari Melber (MSNBC) grew his hair out. Looks fine. Not outstanding, but nice.

I've loved him since SFU.

He was very sexy on Damages. That show had a decent amount of eye candy.

Yes please!

What's the dirt on him?

Here's a little more of him

When did he and Loggins split up?

He's a sexy average Joe if that's your thing.

Hot.

I would suck his dick and then lick his hole

[quote]He's a sexy average Joe if that's your thing.

Oh stop. You'd go down on him so fast your knee caps would shatter.

[quote] I liked him best paired with Matt Bomer in the very homoerotic Sinner 3 -- too bad the show was too chickenshit to call them lovers, so they were presented as an 'intense male friendship.'

The thread agenda was revealed in R5. The hatefest usually starts between 10 and 15.

He showed peen in Sharp Objects

He looks better with a little age than when he was younger.

He’s the only thing I remember about that Julia Child movie with Meryl

He was good as a Philly police detective in the horror thriller “Devil.”

I would suck him DRY.

He boldly went full frontal in "28 Hotel Rooms". There's this and an uninhibited dance on the rooftop of the hotel. I think he is gorgeous.

Beautiful bush. I was already turned on when he was clothed. This is beyond my fantasy.

I would lick his asshole like an ice cream cone

His intense vocal fry is a major turn-off.

Is t he married to someone famous? Rosemarie DeWitt or someone like that?

How romantic R28!

Thats a nice meaty 6 incher in R26 . Perfect size. Not too big not too small.

Here he is nude again.

R32, it looks like it would be 5 inches erect...maybe 5.5 inches at best.

Always liked him. The only thing worth watching in that stupid Julia Child movie.

Looks adorable but pretty people leave me cold.

That Julia Child movie should've been a straight-ahead biopic of Julia Child, without the Amy Adams portion. It could've been a great movie if they had done it that way.

Those nostrils could smell a lot of cookies

Is he a homosexualist?

I think Chris Messina is totally gorgeous and incredibly talented.

I loved him on "Blame" feature from a couple years ago co-starring Quinn Shephard, who wrote it while in the tenth grade and directed it at age nineteen!

Always been hot. Always will be. Been full frontal multiple times. Gives zero fucks. Straight.

My Christmas gift to you.

A very good actor who's not afraid to present dong. I admire him.

He was excellent in Newsroom. I never thought of him in a sexual way, until this thread, but now that you mention it... He DOES look like he could throw a mean fuck into somebody....

This is kind of amusing (with him on the bottom)

R41, is that really him?

Yes r45 that's from The Mindy Project -- that's Mark Duplass on top

He's made a career at playing The Boyfriend or The Husband, like James Wolk. The last couple of years he's gotten out of that rut though and made a name for himself. I wish we would've seen him and Ewan McGregor make out in that Harley Quinn movie, they really chickened out on that

The first time I heard his name I thought people were talking about a holiday drag queen named Christmasina.

Or Christ Ma Season-A

I don't have thoughts about Chris Messina. I have FEELINGS. Deep, deep feelings.

I fell in love with him during SFU. I thought his character was the perfect fit for Claire.

I don't know who he is, but he's hot in OP's photo.

It was beyond belief that a guy who looked like him would want to stick his dick in that fat ugly pig Kaling.

Does he have a mild cleft palate (cleft lip) like Joaquin Phoenix? Strangely sexy.

Love him. For the size queens above, he's joked about being captured in an...unimpressive state and having it on the internet forever. "It's out there forever, and you're wondering, 'How did this man make kids with that?'" LOL. He seems comfortable with himself, and that's sexy AF.

Plus, from all the scenes of him dancing on The Mindy Project, it was clear he knows how to move his hips.

Chris Messina To Star In ‘Verbatim’ HBO Max Pilot About The College Admission Scandal

R56, lemme guess -- he's gonna play Lori Loughlin's hubster?

He seems like he smells good

We used to call that "clean-cut" in the 1950s, r58.

R41 photo makes me think he's a cookie sniffer

I've always found him sexier than all get out. My only disappointment is that he isn't hairy (except his bush, which I find outstanding).

Those lips. So cute.

R41, what's the story behind that pic? Was he a figure skater when he was young?

[quote]He seems comfortable with himself, and that's sexy AF.

That is what I like about him the best: his confidence. Going nude with an average dick (also on stage a few times as well), not shaving his body hair, being a good actor who takes risks.

He just comes across as a person that went into acting because he liked it and just happened to have become famous for it.

He hit on a friend of mine (woman) after working with her (they were done) for a while. She also said he was super nice. No, she didn't go for it. Yes, she is ridiculously hot.

Has he ever played gay?

Isn't his character gay in "Birds of Prey"?

I liked him until I saw him in a documentary about audition horror stories. He came off really douchey.

Does he have a hairy asshole?

[quote] Plus, from all the scenes of him dancing on The Mindy Project, it was clear he knows how to move his hips.

Dancing that is not.

[quote]Dancing that is not.

When I saw him dancing to "Try Again" on the show I thought to myself, "He seems like someone who used to dance."

Apparently, not only did he take ballet for years but he was also a competitive dancer growing up.

[quote] When I saw him dancing to "Try Again" on the show I thought to myself, "He seems like someone who used to dance." Apparently, not only did he take ballet for years but he was also a competitive dancer growing up.

Whatever he may have learned in the past is not reflected in that clip.

I would totally fuck him.

He was the only memorable thing in some film from a number of years ago starring that fug Paul Dano.

R67 I would say he's coded as gay but it's never explicit

Yeah he's definitely what I would call fuckable. It was nice to see him naked in the excellent 'Sharp Objects' miniseries.

I find him beautiful and masculine. Enough to obsess over, even. He's pretty self-effacing and humorous, to boot.

Great hair, not conventionally handsome, but the face is rugged and hot.

Yummy. BDF.

Pretty fearless actor, and good-looking but not in a model/CW network lead sort of way.

Honestly I don't see it. I've taken prettier (and bigger) shits.

Something off about his jaw... too narrow.

[quote]BDF.

Well, there goes that theory.

He could be a grower.

I'd suck his cock.

He's so hot. He sat in front of me at a San Francisco Giants game. He high-fived my husband at one point. Sexy man.

I want him as my boyfriend.

I would never stop kissing him.

I like him a lot. Cheers.

Dat booty on Six Feet Under

omg

R89 Not great. Okay, but not great.

He was in that Rosamund Pike thing for 5 minutes and he was the best thing about it.

No thoughts. Just lots of FEELINGS.

I'd fuck him into the middle of next month.

I really liked the chemistry between he and Lauren Ambrose on SFU. I liked that his character wasn't afraid to call her out on her BS.

[quote]He was in that Rosamund Pike thing for 5 minutes and he was the best thing about it.

It's the only time I have found him sexy.

Total worldwide gross of 28 HOTEL ROOMS: $131,000.

His babymaker wasn't a moneymaker.

R93 I get a feeling in my pants when I think of Chris Messina.

Half you girls are seriously delusional about what you want in a man! He was sex on a stick playing a silver haired lawyer in “I Care A Lot”.

I wouldn’t dump my husband for him but come close!

He can voir dire me anytime.

I fell for him on "The Mindy Project"

He played an arrogant, chauvinistic doctor in Mindy's practice...

but in this one episode he had a party at his apartment and found Mindy in his bedroom

and he accidentally showed his vulnerable side when he accused her of judging him as just "another guy from Staten Island" who worries about his dandruff and uses Head 'n Shoulders shampoo

As soon as he came on camera, I wanted to rip this white pinstripe suit right off his body.

R28- I don't know about the ASSHOLE but Dr. Ruth Westheimer once said FELACIO you lick the PENIS like an ICE CREAM CONE.

Chris Messina doesn't look so good on that Netflix murder mystery show but that White Haired Bearded detective- for some reason I'm REALLY attracted to him- and that is usually not my type. Matt Bomer was NEVER my type.

The Mindy Project was the best. His character had a gay brother, Max Minghella before his Handmaid's Tale gig, and Danny (Chris Messina) was the best big brother ever. Also, the show revealed that Danny was a stripper to pay for college (making Chris show some hot dance moves).

Chris played the perfect antagonist and love interest for Mindy.

I watched that whole Matt Bomer "The Sinner" abortion just waiting for the two guys to fuck. What a disappointment.

R106- What do you expect? It was originally on the USA network which is the bottom of the barrel of channels.

I prefer Loggins.

I can understand Matt Bomer, but what is Chris Messina doing on the USA Network? And why is he playing cameo parts in a Rosamund Pike vehicle?

Because he can't even win a Critic's Choice Award.

He's one of those weird guys who I can't decide if he's ugly or hot.

I Care a lot: hot.

The Sinner: Ugly.

I want him in me quite deeply.

Seriously, I would worship every last inch of him 24/7.

Didn’t really read the thread title and thought it was discussing L&M lmao