Desperate Taylor Swift has released three albums in the last 16 months

She’s so tiresome. Why can’t she just get the point and go away?

Taylor looks really mumsy in her lastest photos.

R2 maybe that's what she's going for.

Listening to it now. I'm a fan but not a die-hard. I like it, more than folklore, which Ii liked but didn't live.

I don't see how releasing multiple albums makes her desperate. She is giving her fans everything they want.

Taylor writes her own Goodbye Earl, featuring Haim!

Here are the YouTube videos. I just listened to all of them.

She says "shit" in at least 2 songs.

Sounds like she's trying to be Lana Del Rey.

The song "Marjorie" about her grandmother is nice.

No hits/radio-friendly song.

I can't get, "I didn't have it in myself to go with grace," out of my head. She's kind of brilliant. I think the NYT gave Folklore the album of the year award. Well deserved.

THIS is why we always lose.

Proud Ally Taylor Swift released an album? OMG, loser!

Homophobic Chris Pratt farted? OMG I want his fart and his baby!

Her music is just so weak and uncool. Wispy, corny, rich, plain, straight, white female. I don't care about what she has to say about anything.

I wish she would stop the bearding with her gay merkin, Joe Alwyn.

‘Champagne Problems’ ripped its melody from ‘Forever Young’ by Alphaville. Lawsuit?

Her label is making huge amounts of money out of her. When that stops they'll drop her faster than Janet Jackson got dumped (twice).

Think of Swift like Disney's Star Wars franchise. They'll keep making them until they stop making money. They don't care what the product is - they only care about the money.

What’s going on with TSwift she’s all over the media? Did she die or become Time’s person of the year?

So this is the "B" side of Folklore - the songs that were left out that she couldn't quite make work. Guess she was bored during the pandemic.

On Twitter a lot of the gays preemptively attacked anyone who might hate on her album with "hating popular things isn't a personality!" (While ironically not realizing that OBSESSING SQUEE OMG over a blond closeted Lesbian's warblings so much they call themselves a "Swiftie" is also not a personality).

I wish she had stayed with Hiddleston. They were such a lovely couple. LOL

(I could not remember Hiddleston’s name to save my life. So I googled “Swift Loki” and it gave me the pedigree of a greyhound)

R17 i don't........that was when everything started going downhill for him. His GQ interview was a mess.

This follow up to Folksnore is literal violence!

Who R17?

Beyonce also churns out albums too. Sometimes releasing them with little to no notice like Taylor does.

OMFG!!! DL Fat hoes bemoan when Tay Tay got married while they are still sexless and loveless!

WHY WHY WHY! Life isn't fair!!! BOO HOO HOOO!!!!

R19 is Smash Mouth

I lost interest in her when I realised she wasn't some closeted lesbian, but rather just a boring straight girl (who may have bearded for gays)

R22 seems deranged.

I think she can *occasionally* be a great lyricist. Her melodies on the other hand, have yet to progress from the two-note tunes pre-schoolers like to hum.

She should write a novel or something instead of releasing TS10 because these songs are almost like spoken word performances. Minimal instrumentation or production. Dull.

The same sad whelps who think Swift is gay also think Mendes, Styles, Timothee, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are gay. Swift will marry Joe Alwyn soon and have children. She's 32 next year.

# ever more real bum

Made me chuckle this morning when I saw that trend

Everybody is gay/lesbian for R24, even her own dad and mom!

You are full of shit R8, Chris Pratt is pretty much hated around here.

I am sure, that TS is a nice person, but her music is not for me. I only like it when it is done by other people.

Why do you care?

OP is Madonna.

R24 Karlie Kloss would like a word with you.

R34 Karlie Kloss, a woman that married her longtime bf and is expecting a baby with him? Oh yeah, and queerbaited for a while with Taylor. That Karlie?

Dataloungers are worse than those crazy teenage girls that believe Swift is gay. Gaylors, Kaylors etc.

I’m confused, everyone all over Twitter is posting pictures of her in the woods. Is she lost, do we need to send out a search party?

I didn't know there are Taylor Swift fans on DL!

Fans is a loose term on DL.

If I could stick a knife 🔪 in my heart ❤️ and spill it all over the stage, would it satisfy you? Or would you think the girl was strange??

And all were successful, yes she must be very desperate.

I remember a very respected spanish indie singer praising Folkore like the album she didn't knew she need it.

People can hate Taylor as much as they want, she is talented

I am not a fan, but cool to see a musician who is inspired. I thought we'd be getting a lot more surprise records from artists during quarantine.

Not sure if the new one is better than Folklore but it's a hell of a record

I've never given Taylor two thoughts. But I do love indie folk music. And while there are much stronger albums, I quite enjoyed Folkmore and am liking Evermore as well. Nothing ground breaking. But solid, little songs.

It is a bit weird she's the biggest pop star in the world right now, as none of these songs seem too poppy. I get why Ariana and Gaga's albums did well (ish) earlier this year. They both scream pop.

OP, you type frau.

Hilarious that the Welp Troll still thinks TS is a dyke.

R44 There's nothing folk, and especially nothing indie about her music. It's acoustic mainstream pop

[quote]The same sad whelps who think Swift is gay also think Mendes, Styles, Timothee, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are gay

I don't know about the others, but Shawn Mendes is 100% gay.

R48 How do you know? 100% means you know it without a doubt

Shawn isn't gay but he needs to stfu about Camila because he's losing fans in droves. They want single Shawn.

There really are no lesbian celebrities on dl; lez-bis neither. Dl seems to have big problems accepting that lesbianism even exists..

R51 If course lesbians exist. Taylor Swift just isn't one of them

R51 it's the same on the LChat. Bisexuals don't exist or they just try to ignore it and then get pissed off when their fave starts dating a man again.

R51 Are you crazy? DL thinks every woman is a lesbian: Donna Mills, Deirdre Hall, Morgan Fairchild, Anna Kendrick Sandra Bullock Lupita Nyong’o Saoirse Ronan Jennifer Anniston, Dolly Parton, Taylor Swift, Mariska Hargitay

R53 Like who?

Yes, R35 because lavender marriages are totally figments of everyone’s imaginations. 🙄

If you think Taylor had written album after album of breakup songs and love songs (prior to Joe) about people like Tom Hiddleston, Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner, etc. (men she only seemed to date for a few months before breaking up), you are very naive. Bless your heart. She straight up says “I don’t want you like a best friend” which straight women do NOT say about their straight male friends and talks about being into someone with long hair in her new album that Joe definitely doesn’t have. Many thinly-veiled lyrical references to relationships with women. Ambiguous enough to deny, but there. Sorry to disappoint you (?) but she plays for the home team....she’s just closeted.

She lost me when she tried to play the innocence card for young girls while handling that big, red microphone like a dildo / dick. Trying to come off as some type of virginal example to girls while fucking her way through male celebs. Interesting that none of them missed her - she must be incredibly needy.

R56 Yes, so many closeted lesbians these days are deciding to have children with their male partners that they've been with for ages. Wake up, it's 2020, not 1930. There aren't that many bearding couples in the entertainment industry like DL would like to think. Especially not the ones that are having children together. And if you think Karlie Kloss is a closeted lesbian, then you are beyond delusional

R57 Cause all her songs are autobiographical, she totally doesn't write songs that will appeal to her core audience, teenage girls. . She's a pop entertainer, not Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Kurt Cobain. Stop trying to analyze her lyrics and find some secret messages

R60 Taylor isn’t that creative. You’re giving her too much credit. She writes about her own experiences and the songs that aren’t are very childlike and lyrics are just stupid (Me!, etc.). Nice try though.

[quote] When that stops they'll drop her faster than Janet Jackson got dumped (twice).

Nice try, freak, but Janet’s Virgin deal was satisfied with 20 Y.O., and she asked to be let out of her Def Jam deal.

So, is all of this about raising capital to buy back the masters of her earliest recordings?

R55 Miley, Demi, Amber, KStew and Bella Thorne.

R64 I don't think anyone on LChat ever thought thought that Miley, Demi and especially Bella Thorne, who they hate, were gay. Amber surprised everyone when she got with Depp. She was with her ex-gf for ages, even received a GLAAD award. Many thought she was gay. Well, many still do, since she only dated famous men, and all of her longest, best relationships were with women. KStew? When did she ended up with a man? Since that cheating with director, she's been with countless women and women only. Many actually believe her that she's bi and try to argue with me when I said that she's gay and will never be with a man again

'Yes, [R35] because lavender marriages are totally figments of everyone’s imaginations. 🙄'

ooh someone's posting from the 1950s, complete with Tumblr emojis. Do you believe in bearding contracts too? Dummy.

If Mendes was gay he would stay publicly single and just hint at hook ups with women. At 21 and 22, that's the ideal status for the young heartthrob popstar. His obsession with Camila presents him as unavailable and his fans are drifting away., which is why the debut numbers for Wonder are so low.

This is how we know Shawn and Camila are a real couple. It would be the worst PR on earth.

The biphobia with the trolls here is hilarious. Women like Miley and Amber H can't possibly ever be bi, they have to be gay.

I took my nieces to see her in concert. They loved it. It was a packed stadium. I'm glad she's an ally. Strength in numbers with her an base. I like a few of her songs. She's a pretty good songwriter but she's not a very good singer.

Bi folk are cowardly gays.

R69 you're an idiot.

I liked her better 10 years ago when she was a cute country singer with catchy tunes.

Now she's just a closeted lesbian with an agenda.

Why isn’t she the musical guest on SNL, this was a missed opportunity.

R67 I never heard anyone in my life call Miley gay

R69 So all the bi women that end up with men (and I believe researches show that they are over 90% of bi women) are just cowardly lesbians? You are an idiot

Which of her exes are even supposedly gay? Calvin Harris isn't, Joe Jonas isn't, John Mayer isn't, Harry Styles isn't, her current bf doesn't pings. So why are there rumors about her being gay, when she fucked so many dudes?

she's still the biggest star there. Just like that, she's predicted to top the album chart by a mile. And I like her -especially when she got political and went against Drumpf.

R75 are you joking? Styles and Joe Jonas have gay rumors. Add to the list: Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Tom Hiddleston—all gay rumors for years. Including current boyfriend no name Joe Alwyn—gay rumors. Calvin Harris was the exception and he got papped going into a Thai massage parlor to get out of the bearding contract.

R77 Gay rumors? Every single actor in HW has gay rumors. I said, who among them is gay? If they wanted to squash gay rumors, they would find themselves girlfriends, not pretend to date a closeted lesbian, as you suggest. "Calvin Harris was the exception and he got papped going into a Thai massage parlor to get out of the bearding contract." What the fuck does that even mean? Funny how you "forgot" to mention John Mayer. And the only gay rumors her current bf has are those started by her deluded lesbian fans which are convinced she's gay. They found some old photos of him with a flower in teeth and some stupid poses with some frat boys in lady's lingerie or something like that, basically typical teen straight boys behavior, so of course he had to be gay. If it wasn't for that, they would find some other meaningless shit. Some of them are convinced that she is with Karlie and that Karlie is pregnant with their baby. So you know what level of delusions we are taking about here

John Mayer was rumored to be fucking Shawn Mendes when he was "mentoring" him. And John Mayer is a never-married childless 40-something who hasn't been linked to a woman in years.

^ here we go. And Richard Gere was rumored to putting hamsters up his ass

R78 if you think a real, non-PR relationship involves a man wearing an I heart Taylor Swift tank top at the beach for everyone to see (ie Tom Hiddleston), I don’t know what to tell you. And if you believe Shawn Mendes is straight, you are very naive. Delusional indeed.

To me Taylor seems like a sexless frau. Can you really imagine Taylor moaning with pleasure while getting dicked from behind by some inbred British dude? She'd rather spend time doing decoupage with her cats and buying Tiffany lamps on etsy.

R81 And if you think that every PR relationship is solely for the purpose of hiding one's sexuality and nothing else, you are very naive. Delusional indeed. Have no idea who this Shawn character is nor do I care about what his sexuality is

'And the only gay rumors her current bf has are those started by her deluded lesbian fans which are convinced she's gay.'

Exactly. She isn't gay and her gay rumors were started by the batshit Kaylors who think she has been in a secret relationship with MARRIED Karlie Kloss for the last six years. The whole Gaylor thing is ridiculous.

'John Mayer was rumored to be fucking Shawn Mendes when he was "mentoring" him'

Rumored on HERE only. DL is not the wider world. You're that troll who rants about Shawn and his 'daddies' non stop. He's not gay either.

Pussy posse,

Her music is so fucking lame and boring.

'Can you really imagine Taylor moaning with pleasure while getting dicked from behind by some inbred British dude'

Yep. She's an alcoholic and drinks to loosen her inhibitions. She prides herself on being good in bed and she must be or these highly sexed guys like Harris and Styles wouldn't have been interested. 13 songs on Lover mention alcohol and even more on the folklore albums. She drinks at least two bottles of wine a night.

The top Kaylor blog, Taytaysbeard, got taken down after the Kushners' lawyer contacted Tumblr. TTB was writing huge masterposts about how Karlie is having an IVF baby for Taylor using Tay's brother's sperm/

R89 First of all, how do you know this? Second, ALL tumblrs are speculation and gossip, usually without merit and can still exist without being taken down. TTB is an unhinged Kaylor believer who tells a lot of lies to get followers. Why would the Kushners care at all about a tumblr full of lies and speculation that has been putting out lies and disparaging comments about Josh Kushner for the past few years? TTB is completely fringe theory.

R90, TTB had only been saying Karlie was carrying Taylor's kid for a few weeks and was then taken down. Not a coincidence.

R88 That would have been quite a party with Hiddleston's nightly bottle of Jameson whisky. Not much moaning going on, though!

"Can you really imagine Taylor moaning with pleasure while getting dicked from behind by some inbred British dude?" Why is he inbred and how does him being British matters in this context? Would it be easier to imagine her being dicked down by a Polish or Australian dude? Maybe Cambodian? So, you can imagine her being dicked down by some chick with a strap on? Or her putting a strap on and banging chicks?

Taylor has far more chemistry with her squad ladies than any man she’s ever been photographed with.

There are more obvious and undeserving of examples of nepotism than Dan Levy. Bryce Dallas Howard anyone? She’s a passable actress but certainly wouldn’t have gotten the oppprtunites she has had without the last name Howard.

R94 Half of the straight women have more chemistry with their female friends than any man

R95 Bryce seems like a nice woman and she was great in The Help. I think a better example would be Zoe Kravitz.

Say what you want about pedophiles (and you can say a lot of awful things), but they do slow down when driving in the school zone...you gotta give them credit for that

Why does no one person seem to mind Swift making money during a pandemic? Is it White privilege? She has enough money. I also think it a bit strange her new album drops the same day as the Loki trailer.

What is Tylor going to do after this? She's 31 now and her songs about petty revenge, grudges, and teenage love just seem silly now.

Taybore will now take a break for two years and have a baby with her long term partner Toe Alwyn.

Why is Taylard so hefty these days? She looks like a mom of three. Maybe pregnant already?

R99, I dislike Taylor as much as the next gay, but I certainly don't begrudge her for dropping two albums - both of which as are super folky and don't require tons of other musicians or even producers. It's not like she's touring and filling stadiums. Sheesh.

And white privilege? What a strange tangent. Many black artists put out albums this year.

TAYLARD used to look like a model until about 2016, when she ballooned.

R104 Taylor's looked worse.

Gaylors aka her stans that think she is gay are the most delusional, crazy people in the world.

R106 or they’re just paying closer attention to her lyrics and PR relationships than you do.

She is Wonder Bread bad and no I won’t give her Walmart folk style album a chance.

So sick and tired of hearing about this bitch. Why isn't she over yet??

R107 Yes, her and Karlie are expecting a baby together. And Dianna Agron cheated on her husband with her, throughout their whole marriage. All that seems a lot more reasonable than being straight.

R110 I never said I agree with either of those points. But keep making assumptions; it’s fitting that you lump everyone who thinks she’s gay into one group.

^Yeah, you kinda agreed with them, though

She's like those morbidly obese, tattooed, blue-haired "non-binary" housewives with a yard full of kids who churn out shitty m/m novels every other week.

R106 hold my beer.

As I said. Her stans and shippers are the worst

The queen of the Kaylors, taytaysbeard, had her blog deleted by tumblr and is furious. Taylard is straight as an arrow and obsessed with her hot British boyfriend Joe Alywn.

She's been hacked and a photo was released. So provocative.

R116 her bf is bland as hell.

Joe looks skinny there. He used to be far more built.

'her bf is bland as hell.'

Bland next to your fave, dumbass showy Karlie who left school at 16 and got too fat to model by the time she was 24. Joe has two degrees and can run rings around Taylor intellectually. And I don't think a 'bland' actor would have been selected to play Brideshead's Sebastian.

R120 what the fuck are you on about?? I don't give a shit about Karlie. She's bland too. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Swift is stupid talented. DL gets this shit wrong time and time again

R120, the only thing that might be more pathetic than a fanwanking Taylor stan would be a fanwanking Joe Alwyn stan. I mean, really?

Folklore was a snooze fest. I listened to it on a plane ride when it came out. Ha my full attention but I'm not a 30 year old woman, nor am I Shawn Mendes so her dreary love lyrics did nothing for me. Guess we can 't go back to 1998, just like Katy Perry can't recreate the manufactured magic from Teenage Dream.

Wow there are people very invested in the great love affair of Taytay and wahtsisname.

Tay is starting to look like his mother.

Tay used to sing catchier songs that can reasonably translate to faux folk music but 2 albums with loads of songs and none of them with any catchy hook that you can remember 5 minutes after listening to them? I probably can believe that she writes the words to her songs, but did her ghost hook writer die of covid?

R125, I doubt this is a permanent change in her style. She's in some Covid quarantine induced folksy poet mood or something. I would be too if I could lock myself away at the place she was at on that special she filmed for folklore.

I find some of her recent music much more memorable than her old pop songs. They arent radio friendly but I dont give a shit about that.

Folksnore and Everbore don't have longevity. Last week the former sold fewer units than Harry Styles' Fine Line, which has been out for eight months longer.

Taylor's fans are moving on. This mumsy, overweight cottagecore Taylor doesn't enthrall them like the gleaming, modelesque 1989 Taylor. Each album debuts with fewer numbers than the one before. 1989 sold 1.2m in its debut week and Evermore is down to 600k.

The albums sucked. That picture is funny.

R125 If course she writes the words to her songs herself. That's how she secretly communicates with her queer fans, telling them she is gay. Straight people can't hear those messages because they're fucking straight.

I’m not a Taylor fan, but I love the song “Don’t Blame Me”—catchy as hell chord progression in the chorus. She does have talent in the sense that she is a true songwriter and can actually play guitar and to a lesser extent, piano. I’m just not into her music and over the top PR antics; the latter especially is just gross.

She’s the best female songwriter in the pop world right now, bar-none. All of her contemporaries from Beyoncé to Ariana need 9 songwriters to put together a decent song. Swift, meanwhile, wrote a great album entirely herself at 20. Is her voice on the thin side? Sure, but I’ll never get the utter contempt you cunts have for her.

She's better than someone like Angel Olsen? Yeah, right.

Ewww! Is that real R117?

The late great Aretha Franklin will forever be the Queen of Shade for her deliciously evil putdown of the empty, soulless, vapid twat Taylor Swift.

"Taylor Swift? Nice gowns. Beautiful gowns."

R135, it's one of the best examples of "shade" ever. I really hate how pop stars are considered de facto gay icons now. They don't have to do anything special, just exist, and bam, they are gay icons. Fucking stupid. Even worse are the gays who worship them.

R133, Angel Olsen is amazing. But isn't that always the case? The truly talented ones in pop music never really make it big.

Lardo Swift is a fatty these days. She must have put on 60 lbs since her skinny 1989 days when she was dating Harry Styles.

R138 recovering from an eating disorder will have that effect.

And she dated Styles prior to 1989

Oh, yeah, she's just enormous. You can tell by the collar bones. Idiot.

The frumpy hair and extra weight don’t suit her. But she’s about to settle down and have kids so it doesn’t really matter.

R141 hopefully that means she'll get some new material other than her juvenile preoccupations pertaining to high school dramatics. Better yet she should fuck off forever.

No one likes a fat popstar..

Are you grown men really getting off on obsessively hating Taylor Swift? Time to look in the mirror and reconsider some things.

Yep she's a lardo for sure compared to her svelte 2012-2015 self. She looked pregnant in the Cardigan video in that frumpy nightdress. Calvin Harris and Harry Styles don't date blubbery girls with hefty thighs but Hoe Alwyn doesn't seem to care because he couldn't afford the lavish life they lead without her money, unlike the other two.

Swift also has a drink problem. Let's hope she gets married, has kids and retires from music.

She's the most harmless pop star out there and I don't give a shit about her personal life. Her music is mediocre but not aggressively awful like Katy Perry, Justin Bieber or Ariana.

Why is she even worthy of a DL thread? She's too boring.

Watch out Trisha Yearwood! Next week, Taylor will be announcing her very own Food Network show. Talentless, ugly fat cunt.

'Why is she even worthy of a DL thread? She's too boring'

Lol you just want us to stop bitching about the lardy whore. She's very famous and rich for writing some spazzy songs so is fair game..

R145 how long has Taylor been an alcoholic??

Taylor being an alcoholic might be the most interesting thing about her.

1989 was a good album

I betcha she married Joe Alwyn during the quarantine. There's something different about her.....I hate more than ever. Joe Alwyn was MINE!

Is that why grown ass gay men are obsessed with what is possibly the most innocuous (and gay friendly, I might add) pop singer to ever exist? They are jealous cuz she stole their fantasy men?

[Quote] They are jealous cuz she stole their fantasy men?

Who would be jealous of pr relationships??

talentless emotionally stunted cunt

R153, are you aware that DL calls itself a 'steaming pile of pointless bitchery'? Why the hell shouldn't a diva like Swift be the focus of that?

She is an alcoholic and has been for years. Round face like a billiard ball, sings about alcohol in all her songs, uses it as an analogy frequently too. She's the female Niall Horan only way more successful.

Here are all the references to alcohol in her songs. Girl has a PROBLEM!

whiskey on ice -- Gorgeous

knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed -- Getaway Car

spilling wine in the bathtub -- Dress

island breeze and lights down low -- ... Ready For It?

drinking beer out of plastic cups -- King of My Heart

my time, my wine, my spirit, my trust -- Death By A Thousand Cuts

swimming in a champagne sea -- TIWWCHNT

like it's Patron -- You Need to Calm Down

got the wine for you -- False God

tennessee whiskey -- London Boy

the wine is cold -- Paper Rings

you're still all over me like a wine stained dress i can't wear anymore -- Clean

rose flowing with your chosen family -- the 1

filled the pool with champagne and swam with the big names -- the last great american dynasty

august sipped away like a bottle of wine -- august

...but i didn't pour the whiskey -- this is me trying

lost in your current like a priceless wine -- willow

left you out there standing crestfallen on the landing; champagne problems -- champagne problems

your heart was glass, I dropped it; champagne problems -- champagne problems

Dom Perignon, you brought it -- champagne problems

Your hometown skeptics called it; champagne problems -- champagne problems

I couldn't give a reason; champagne problems -- champagne problems

You wont remember all my champagne problems -- champagne problems

I dont like a gold rush - gold rush gold rush is a cocktail name

Este's a friend of mine, we meet up every Tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine -- no body, no crime

That ain't my Merlot on his mouth -- no body, no crime

...or dare to sit and watch what we'll become and drink my husband's wine -- ivy

I'm fine with my spite and my tears, and my beers and my candles -- closure

--- Vague References to Drinking, not Specific Drinks ----

the unreleased song "10 Dollars and a Six Pack"

i get drunk on jealousy -- Blank Space

your eyes are liquor, your body is gold -- Endgame

get drunk and make fun of the way you talk -- Gorgeous

drinking in the afternoon -- London Boy

you can make me a drink -- Delicate

cleaning up bottles with you -- New Year's Day

i get drunk, but it's not enough -- Death By A Thousand Cuts

drinking on the beach with you all over me -- Endgame

here's a toast to my real friends -- TIWWCHNT

you kiss my face and we're both drunk -- Dress

dive bar on the east side, where you at? - Delicate

I met you at the motel bar -- Getaway Car

Met you in a bar -- So It Goes...

i'm drunk in the back of the car -- Cruel Summer

drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar -- Cornelia Street

dancing in your levi's, drunk under a streetlight -- cardigan

drunk on this pain -- my tears ricochet

drunk as they watch my shattered edges glisten -- mirrorball

i got wasted like all my potential -- this is me trying

your sister splashed out on the bottle -- champagne problems

[quote]Girl has a PROBLEM!

R157, you spent the time to find examples and type your list. I'm going to have to "Girl has a PROBLEM" right back at you.

WRONG, lard stan at R158! I found it on Reddit and copied it over. I don't even know most of those odes to alcoholism because I've only listened to 1989 more than once. If I ever have insomnia I'll put on Folksnore and Everbore though.

Reddit link isn't working but this will take you there. They have been talking about Alcoholic Taylor on there for years.

R154 Why would she be in a OR relationship with an unknown guy?

Taylor looks like an alkie here.

TAYLARD

She's fatter than Hoe Alwyn these days. All that beer they down at the pubs in Hampstead.

Gay men obsessed with hating Taylor Swift are more pathetic than her stans. Weirdos.

R161 seriously??

Anyone calling her songwriting immature or “just bitching about ex boyfriends” clearly hasn’t listened to either of the records she put out last year.

R165 Yeah, seriously. Unless you one of those crazies that think she is gay.