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Booger-Eating Senator Ted Cruz Vows to Act as Trump's Lawyer Before Supreme Court

He's staking it all on the inane lawsuit that's trying to invalidate the popular vote in four states.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 10, 2020 6:06 PM

Where’s the booger eating photo?

by Anonymousreply 1December 10, 2020 4:47 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2December 10, 2020 4:53 PM

He is a disgusting, ugly man. I look at him and imagine him smelling like Aqua Velva and egg farts.

by Anonymousreply 3December 10, 2020 5:00 PM

It was a tonsil stone and so is he. Christ imagine the taint slurping he'd have done if Trump hadn't called his wife ugly and his father JFKs assassin

by Anonymousreply 4December 10, 2020 5:14 PM

I almost vomited, R4. Tonsil stone indeed.

by Anonymousreply 5December 10, 2020 5:25 PM

He is a loathsome human being. He should be trump’s 4th wife.

by Anonymousreply 6December 10, 2020 5:36 PM

Well, that should put an end to any chance Trump had (not that I think he had any).

by Anonymousreply 7December 10, 2020 5:40 PM

To act as Trump's lawyer, all you have to do is show up in court and say something stupid like "we think the election was rigged and stolen (offering no substantial evidence)" or something more palatable to all the Catholic justices on SCOTUS: "God told me the election was rigged and stolen from our Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump."

Hell, even a comparative legal novice and DL fave Mike Branson, Esq. could present such a case.

by Anonymousreply 8December 10, 2020 5:45 PM

In college he was an award-winning debate champion. Will his eloquence and cunning impress the justices?

by Anonymousreply 9December 10, 2020 5:55 PM

What is Michael Avenatti's role in this shitshow?

by Anonymousreply 10December 10, 2020 6:06 PM
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