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Let's Be a Purity Ball!!

I'm the pastor who watches a group of men encircle their daughters in a meeting hall before the rituals begin. I approve!

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by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2021

I'm the circle jerk going on behind the Holiday Inn conference center where the purity ball is taking place. We're still pure as long as there's no penetration!

by Anonymousreply 112/10/2020

I'm the daughters that believe anal is a loophole.

by Anonymousreply 212/10/2020


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by Anonymousreply 312/10/2020

I take it up the ass to remain a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 412/10/2020

I'm the local Chick-Fil-A (of course) advertising a "daddy-daughter date night" on the sign outside the store.

by Anonymousreply 512/10/2020

I'm the guns. I'm everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 612/10/2020

I'm the captain of the softball team with the short haircut and no makeup. I'm all on board with this no dick situation. Frankly, this is working out well for me.

The word 'relief' comes to mind. I'm going to ride this purity train all the way through college.

by Anonymousreply 712/10/2020

I'm half the girls who are dragged to these things by their creep dads. I'm too young to know what purity even means.

by Anonymousreply 812/10/2020

I'm daddy's O-face as he holds his little girl tight in what looks suspiciously like a wedding photo.

by Anonymousreply 912/10/2020

I'm the MAGA hats. I'm in every car in the parking lot outside.

by Anonymousreply 1012/10/2020

I'm the father-daughter porn saved on the dad's computers. They're not REALLY their daughters and they are over 18, so what's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2020

This has got to be the CREEPIEST photo, EVER.

And don’t even get me started about the Oil Derrick in the background, just pumping and pumping away . . .

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by Anonymousreply 1212/10/2020

It's hilarious how these "Christian" middle-aged white men think they own their daughters' vaginas.

Where's the purity ball for boys? Oh - there aren't any? how exactly do they expect this to work?

by Anonymousreply 1312/10/2020

I am this father/daughter couple and you know whats going to happen AFTER the ball....

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by Anonymousreply 1412/10/2020

[quote]Where's the purity ball for boys? Oh - there aren't any?

Boys don't have to be pure. They can get off with the 'hos at school. You know, the girls whose fathers don't take them to Purity Balls.

by Anonymousreply 1512/10/2020

R15 - and that's what happens - these 'purity' girls realize they're not going to keep a boyfriend in their later teen years without doing SOMETHING.

So - here comes the blowjobs and anal sex.

I'm curious - do they ever define 'purity' at these events. Are they allowed to be finger-banged? Eaten out? What about their titties? What about over the clothes touching?

No dick in the vagina is pretty straight forward - but ...

by Anonymousreply 1612/10/2020

r16 From what I've read, girls can go total dick-in-vag from any age with hundreds of guys if they want, and they can always have their daddies take them to one of these balls to "reclaim" their purity, as long as they pledge themselves to their fathers until marriage.

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by Anonymousreply 1712/10/2020

Those people are so creepy and those pics are cringe worthy.

by Anonymousreply 1812/10/2020

This sick storyline was on the first season of the show Shameless. Karen Jackson was pressured into going to one of these insipid balls by her father, and he ended up calling her a whore in front of all in attendance. So stupid and degrading to all involved.

by Anonymousreply 1912/10/2020

I'm the moms, sitting at home drinking gallons of alcohol, trying to block out the images.

by Anonymousreply 2012/12/2020

We are Detectives Olivia Benson and Fin Tutuola.

We too will attend the Purity Ball, because one of these girls is a vicitm.

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by Anonymousreply 2112/12/2020

r21 Only one???

by Anonymousreply 2212/12/2020

Look at this little saucepot in black lace, in front of a massive crucifix marking the grave of her mother, being embraced by Pazuzu.

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by Anonymousreply 2312/12/2020

I'm the pledge that girls as young as 6 make at these balls to submit to their fathers and save themselves for their future husbands. I turn on every man in this hall.

by Anonymousreply 2412/12/2020

Jesus these men are sick pigs and look at the faces of those poor girls. Why is this not investigated by authorities?

by Anonymousreply 2512/12/2020

Fundamentalist Christians are obsessed with sex -It's all they think about.

by Anonymousreply 2612/12/2020

^This is true. I knew someone who worked in an adult novelties store who said fundie women were always shopping for dildoes and vibrators.

Sometimes family members shopped and compared notes.

by Anonymousreply 2712/12/2020

Why are they in the goddam fields?

by Anonymousreply 2812/12/2020

Several years ago Fox News did a multi-day 'special report' about the depravity of Spring Break in Florida. They had a group of parents discussing the issue. They all said the same thing, that this was disgusting and they wouldn't allow their daughters to attend. However, most of the fathers admitted that they thought it was fine for their sons to 'run wild' at Spring Break.

by Anonymousreply 2912/12/2020

Whomever stated above that the boys simply fuck the whorish girls in high school, that's very true in the South (and also Texas). The"good Christian girls" are allegedly saving themselves, but then run rampant in college. My best friend in high school--she was the daughter of a Southern Baptist student minister--met her husband at a dive bar in college. They were very quickly married after her mum suddenly died, as "that's what Mama would've wanted."

Side note: Many of the whorish girls from high school gett pregnant and married young, and suddenly "find Jesus" and are at church every Sunday with their little families. It's all about keeping up appearances in the South...and other places, but definitely the South where these purity balls are a thing. I could personally count off about a dozen girls from my high school graduating class that check all these boxes.

by Anonymousreply 3012/12/2020

I'm the incestuous vibes of the event . Mothers keep the thought of me at bay by purchasing a "Live, Laugh, Love" item from Amazon several times a day for weeks leading up to the event. The dining room wall now looks like it was decorated by the Frau version of Jack Torrance from The Shining.

by Anonymousreply 3112/12/2020

I'm Harmony. I'm 13 and I'm really trying not to think about that...thing...I feel rubbing against me during the slow dance, while daddy whispers in my ear how beautiful Jesus thinks I am.

by Anonymousreply 3212/12/2020

I'm at least a third of the girls here. We're going to hate our dads forever for this.

by Anonymousreply 3312/14/2020

I'm the Homecoming Dance of Homeschool.

by Anonymousreply 3412/14/2020

I'm all the alcohol the wives/mothers have to consume to keep those gnawing fears away about just how daddy feels about his little girl.

by Anonymousreply 3512/14/2020

I'm the Motel manager. I get an extra hundred to forget that police exist.

by Anonymousreply 3612/14/2020

I'm one of the happy dad/daughter couples. We came home at 2AM to find the wife/mom passed out. wine bottles everywhere, halfway through writing a suicide note.

by Anonymousreply 3702/22/2021

This is why you should consider it a blessing to have a gay son.

by Anonymousreply 3802/22/2021

Are there dad/son Purity Balls?

by Anonymousreply 3902/22/2021

Raised Evangelical. We didn't have a ball at my church but we did have a purity ring ceremony and all of the middle school and high school aged kids were pressured into it. We had to dress up in white and light candles and agree to be celibate until marriage and then we got our rings. It was cringey and embarrassing and of course we all took off the rings when we went to school.

by Anonymousreply 4002/22/2021

r40 How many of the kids who took that pledge were too late?

by Anonymousreply 4102/22/2021

[quote] Are there dad/son Purity Balls?

No but boys are also pressured to be celibate and wear purity rings too. The Jonas Brothers are probably the most infamous example of it. If anything parents should be way more concerned about their testosterone-driven sons knocking up girls but they fixate way too much on their daughter's "purity" which shows how deeply misogynistic a lot of Evangelical culture is

by Anonymousreply 4202/22/2021


LOL many of us. Those Bible classes were filled with note passing and playing footsie and those church retreats had a lot of hooking up. Despite what parents demand and plead. You can't fight teenage hormones and stop kids from having sex. That's why teen pregnancy rates are so high especially in the South because there is so much ignorance in regards to safe sex and seeking birth control and abortions are made difficult. That stupid WB show 7th Heaven was almost like a documentary with show much Mary Camden's virginity was the source of stress for her parents.

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by Anonymousreply 4402/22/2021

From looking at the pictures of the pure girls I don't think their dads need to worry.

by Anonymousreply 4502/22/2021

Yes exactly. If they looked like Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson then it would be understandable for parents to worry but even those two girls who bragged about their virginity were not actually virgins.

by Anonymousreply 4602/22/2021

I am the whose road to kink started with her first Purity Ball at 11.

by Anonymousreply 4702/22/2021

From my experience, sexual repression makes you more hyper-sexual. So many church kids end up sexually obsessed and once they gain some freedom from their parents they can go crazy with the partying and sleeping around. Think about ex-Mormons and ex-Amish who end up in porn as a way to get out all of their sexual frustration. But honestly premarital sex has always been quite common and that's where shotgun marriages came from. You had to be married (to any man) before the child was born in order to save the legitimacy. I don't think the idea of purity culture even existed until the rise of Televangelism in the 1970s and it was a conservative reaction to rise of women's rights, Civil Rights and the Sexual Revolution.

by Anonymousreply 4802/22/2021

I'm actual purity. That's me, laughing my ass off in the corner.

by Anonymousreply 4902/22/2021

I'm virginity. I'm nowhere to found here.

by Anonymousreply 5002/22/2021

The funniest thing is seeing religious people still whore themselves out on Instagram and TikTok. They can pose suggestively, wear skimpy clothes and be shirtless and do stripper dances and get money for it. But will still post Bible verses and preach about Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 5102/22/2021

r45 With a lot of these dads. they get off on the idea of having at least an emotionally incestuous thing with their daughters. How they look wouldn't be that much of a factor.

r51 There's a guy I follow on IG. He posts nothing but gay thirst traps, paints his nails, and dresses gayer than I ever have. And he still tries to pass himself off as super Christian str8 boy with crosses and Bible verses, and even stock pics of het couples with captions like "Couples goals". Nobody ever calls him out on it.

by Anonymousreply 5202/22/2021

I'm the father who spends more time with other prettier daughters than my own homely child.

by Anonymousreply 5302/22/2021

I'm the erections!

by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2021
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