I'm the pastor who watches a group of men encircle their daughters in a meeting hall before the rituals begin. I approve!
Let's Be a Purity Ball!!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/22/2021|
I'm the circle jerk going on behind the Holiday Inn conference center where the purity ball is taking place. We're still pure as long as there's no penetration!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/10/2020|
I'm the daughters that believe anal is a loophole.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/10/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/10/2020|
I take it up the ass to remain a virgin.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/10/2020|
I'm the local Chick-Fil-A (of course) advertising a "daddy-daughter date night" on the sign outside the store.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/10/2020|
I'm the guns. I'm everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/10/2020|
I'm the captain of the softball team with the short haircut and no makeup. I'm all on board with this no dick situation. Frankly, this is working out well for me.
The word 'relief' comes to mind. I'm going to ride this purity train all the way through college.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/10/2020|
I'm half the girls who are dragged to these things by their creep dads. I'm too young to know what purity even means.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/10/2020|
I'm daddy's O-face as he holds his little girl tight in what looks suspiciously like a wedding photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/10/2020|
I'm the MAGA hats. I'm in every car in the parking lot outside.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/10/2020|
I'm the father-daughter porn saved on the dad's computers. They're not REALLY their daughters and they are over 18, so what's the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/10/2020|
This has got to be the CREEPIEST photo, EVER.
And don’t even get me started about the Oil Derrick in the background, just pumping and pumping away . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/10/2020|
It's hilarious how these "Christian" middle-aged white men think they own their daughters' vaginas.
Where's the purity ball for boys? Oh - there aren't any? Hmmmm.....so how exactly do they expect this to work?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/10/2020|
I am this father/daughter couple and you know whats going to happen AFTER the ball....
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/10/2020|
[quote]Where's the purity ball for boys? Oh - there aren't any?
Boys don't have to be pure. They can get off with the 'hos at school. You know, the girls whose fathers don't take them to Purity Balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/10/2020|
R15 - and that's what happens - these 'purity' girls realize they're not going to keep a boyfriend in their later teen years without doing SOMETHING.
So - here comes the blowjobs and anal sex.
I'm curious - do they ever define 'purity' at these events. Are they allowed to be finger-banged? Eaten out? What about their titties? What about over the clothes touching?
No dick in the vagina is pretty straight forward - but ...
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/10/2020|
r16 From what I've read, girls can go total dick-in-vag from any age with hundreds of guys if they want, and they can always have their daddies take them to one of these balls to "reclaim" their purity, as long as they pledge themselves to their fathers until marriage.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/10/2020|
Those people are so creepy and those pics are cringe worthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/10/2020|
This sick storyline was on the first season of the show Shameless. Karen Jackson was pressured into going to one of these insipid balls by her father, and he ended up calling her a whore in front of all in attendance. So stupid and degrading to all involved.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/10/2020|
I'm the moms, sitting at home drinking gallons of alcohol, trying to block out the images.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/12/2020|
We are Detectives Olivia Benson and Fin Tutuola.
We too will attend the Purity Ball, because one of these girls is a vicitm.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/12/2020|
r21 Only one???
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/12/2020|
Look at this little saucepot in black lace, in front of a massive crucifix marking the grave of her mother, being embraced by Pazuzu.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/12/2020|
I'm the pledge that girls as young as 6 make at these balls to submit to their fathers and save themselves for their future husbands. I turn on every man in this hall.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/12/2020|
Jesus these men are sick pigs and look at the faces of those poor girls. Why is this not investigated by authorities?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/12/2020|
Fundamentalist Christians are obsessed with sex -It's all they think about.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/12/2020|
^This is true. I knew someone who worked in an adult novelties store who said fundie women were always shopping for dildoes and vibrators.
Sometimes family members shopped and compared notes.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/12/2020|
Why are they in the goddam fields?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/12/2020|
Several years ago Fox News did a multi-day 'special report' about the depravity of Spring Break in Florida. They had a group of parents discussing the issue. They all said the same thing, that this was disgusting and they wouldn't allow their daughters to attend. However, most of the fathers admitted that they thought it was fine for their sons to 'run wild' at Spring Break.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/12/2020|
Whomever stated above that the boys simply fuck the whorish girls in high school, that's very true in the South (and also Texas). The"good Christian girls" are allegedly saving themselves, but then run rampant in college. My best friend in high school--she was the daughter of a Southern Baptist student minister--met her husband at a dive bar in college. They were very quickly married after her mum suddenly died, as "that's what Mama would've wanted."
Side note: Many of the whorish girls from high school gett pregnant and married young, and suddenly "find Jesus" and are at church every Sunday with their little families. It's all about keeping up appearances in the South...and other places, but definitely the South where these purity balls are a thing. I could personally count off about a dozen girls from my high school graduating class that check all these boxes.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/12/2020|
I'm the incestuous vibes of the event . Mothers keep the thought of me at bay by purchasing a "Live, Laugh, Love" item from Amazon several times a day for weeks leading up to the event. The dining room wall now looks like it was decorated by the Frau version of Jack Torrance from The Shining.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/12/2020|
I'm Harmony. I'm 13 and I'm really trying not to think about that...thing...I feel rubbing against me during the slow dance, while daddy whispers in my ear how beautiful Jesus thinks I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/12/2020|
I'm at least a third of the girls here. We're going to hate our dads forever for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/14/2020|
I'm the Homecoming Dance of Homeschool.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/14/2020|
I'm all the alcohol the wives/mothers have to consume to keep those gnawing fears away about just how daddy feels about his little girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/14/2020|
I'm the Motel manager. I get an extra hundred to forget that police exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/14/2020|
I'm one of the happy dad/daughter couples. We came home at 2AM to find the wife/mom passed out. wine bottles everywhere, halfway through writing a suicide note.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/22/2021|
This is why you should consider it a blessing to have a gay son.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/22/2021|
Are there dad/son Purity Balls?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/22/2021|
Raised Evangelical. We didn't have a ball at my church but we did have a purity ring ceremony and all of the middle school and high school aged kids were pressured into it. We had to dress up in white and light candles and agree to be celibate until marriage and then we got our rings. It was cringey and embarrassing and of course we all took off the rings when we went to school.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/22/2021|
r40 How many of the kids who took that pledge were too late?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/22/2021|
[quote] Are there dad/son Purity Balls?
No but boys are also pressured to be celibate and wear purity rings too. The Jonas Brothers are probably the most infamous example of it. If anything parents should be way more concerned about their testosterone-driven sons knocking up girls but they fixate way too much on their daughter's "purity" which shows how deeply misogynistic a lot of Evangelical culture is
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/22/2021|
LOL many of us. Those Bible classes were filled with note passing and playing footsie and those church retreats had a lot of hooking up. Despite what parents demand and plead. You can't fight teenage hormones and stop kids from having sex. That's why teen pregnancy rates are so high especially in the South because there is so much ignorance in regards to safe sex and seeking birth control and abortions are made difficult. That stupid WB show 7th Heaven was almost like a documentary with show much Mary Camden's virginity was the source of stress for her parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/22/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/22/2021|
From looking at the pictures of the pure girls I don't think their dads need to worry.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/22/2021|
Yes exactly. If they looked like Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson then it would be understandable for parents to worry but even those two girls who bragged about their virginity were not actually virgins.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/22/2021|
I am the E.B.er whose road to kink started with her first Purity Ball at 11.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/22/2021|
From my experience, sexual repression makes you more hyper-sexual. So many church kids end up sexually obsessed and once they gain some freedom from their parents they can go crazy with the partying and sleeping around. Think about ex-Mormons and ex-Amish who end up in porn as a way to get out all of their sexual frustration. But honestly premarital sex has always been quite common and that's where shotgun marriages came from. You had to be married (to any man) before the child was born in order to save the legitimacy. I don't think the idea of purity culture even existed until the rise of Televangelism in the 1970s and it was a conservative reaction to rise of women's rights, Civil Rights and the Sexual Revolution.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/22/2021|
I'm actual purity. That's me, laughing my ass off in the corner.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/22/2021|
I'm virginity. I'm nowhere to found here.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/22/2021|
The funniest thing is seeing religious people still whore themselves out on Instagram and TikTok. They can pose suggestively, wear skimpy clothes and be shirtless and do stripper dances and get money for it. But will still post Bible verses and preach about Jesus.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/22/2021|
r45 With a lot of these dads. they get off on the idea of having at least an emotionally incestuous thing with their daughters. How they look wouldn't be that much of a factor.
r51 There's a guy I follow on IG. He posts nothing but gay thirst traps, paints his nails, and dresses gayer than I ever have. And he still tries to pass himself off as super Christian str8 boy with crosses and Bible verses, and even stock pics of het couples with captions like "Couples goals". Nobody ever calls him out on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/22/2021|
I'm the father who spends more time with other prettier daughters than my own homely child.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/22/2021|
I'm the erections!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/22/2021|