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I have purchased Chris Watts’ cum!

We put 2.5K in his commissary and he sent us two containers full of his cum. Our husbear is now introducing those loads into our fagpussy and will add his own to it anon. We are officially pregnant by Chris Watts! Jealousy, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 53July 22, 2021 2:40 AM

You forgot "Discuss".

by Anonymousreply 1December 10, 2020 3:27 AM

We maintain Chris was misunderstood and although we will never have the pleasure of engulfing his erectia in our throatpussy his cum is a good substitutia

by Anonymousreply 2December 10, 2020 3:27 AM

Rancid Spunk Queen

by Anonymousreply 3December 10, 2020 3:27 AM

This is of course untrue, but just imagine if it weren’t.

Imagine how separated its elements would have become. Imagine how utterly SWARMING it would be with bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 4December 10, 2020 3:30 AM

R4 it’s true and we have pics. Also, we have DHL.

by Anonymousreply 5December 10, 2020 3:31 AM

lmao. Chris Watts threads never disappoint. Congrats, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6December 10, 2020 3:35 AM

We confess we achieved a first ejaculatia simply at the frisson of Chris’ cum flooding our filth trench!

by Anonymousreply 7December 10, 2020 3:56 AM

I'd pay for his cum too. How did you get in touch with him?

by Anonymousreply 8December 10, 2020 11:58 AM

Sounds divine, R7. Keep us abreast of any further developments.

by Anonymousreply 9December 11, 2020 5:37 AM

But what do your adopted sons and husbear think?

by Anonymousreply 10December 11, 2020 5:41 AM

R10 our husbear administered the dose himself. All we need is a felchpig

by Anonymousreply 11December 11, 2020 5:44 AM

As if!

by Anonymousreply 12December 11, 2020 5:48 AM

[Quote] filth trench.

I laughed, at least.

by Anonymousreply 13December 11, 2020 5:50 AM

Hello, please remove this post at once. Use of the p-word (preg**nt) is offensive to enbys and trans womyn of color and it is very triggering. Do better.

by Anonymousreply 14December 11, 2020 5:52 AM

Did an ethnically diverse gang of home invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?

by Anonymousreply 15December 11, 2020 5:56 AM

[quote] couldn't work shit brickhouse in

Did an ethnically diverse gang of shit brickhouse invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?

by Anonymousreply 16December 11, 2020 5:58 AM

I know of a lot of prisoners who sell their cum. Chris Watts' cum though must be the hole-y grail for gay men!

by Anonymousreply 17December 11, 2020 1:02 PM

I completely surprised prisons have realized a potential source of huge revenues: acting as middle men in inmate cum swapping schemes with deranged queens.

by Anonymousreply 18December 11, 2020 1:09 PM

R18 is so sex negative. Chris isn’t gonna be dumping those loads in any deserving holes any time soon. A man’s cum belongs in another man’s ass especially if the top is hot and jacked.

by Anonymousreply 19December 11, 2020 1:23 PM

But only if the top is pretending to be "straight," amirite r19?

by Anonymousreply 20December 11, 2020 10:42 PM

R20 Chris Watts is str8 and alpha. That is why we want his load.

by Anonymousreply 21December 12, 2020 4:53 AM

I guess nothing else screams alpha quite as much as familicide.

by Anonymousreply 22December 12, 2020 5:48 AM

I am shocked and appalled at all of you! A beautiful mother and her three crotch fruit were MURDERED by this monster!!

by Anonymousreply 23December 12, 2020 5:50 AM

R23 IT WAS THEIR OWN FAULT! THEY ASKED FOR IT!

by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2020 5:56 AM

Our bussy could have satisfied Chris infinitely more than Shanannananana ever could. Imagine all those wasted loads dumped into that ungrateful slunt.

by Anonymousreply 25December 12, 2020 5:58 AM

Disgusting, OP! You know he's going to buy thousands of dollars worth of JUNK FOOD and EAT IT ALL! It's like you don't care about anyone but yourself, how do you think I feel knowing you are turning him into a FAT MONSTER?

by Anonymousreply 26December 12, 2020 6:00 AM

R15/R16 the SBT's tormentors are either cowboys or white ethnics. I don't recall any blacks or asians, ever.

by Anonymousreply 27January 4, 2021 1:02 PM

OP? Do you have a Shit Brickhouse you could store excess cum in? I feel like that could add a special touch to the experience.

by Anonymousreply 28January 4, 2021 1:17 PM

Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.

by Anonymousreply 29January 4, 2021 1:44 PM

Cum won’t dry if hermetically sealed in a test tube

by Anonymousreply 30January 4, 2021 2:18 PM

OP managed to get rid of his accent.

by Anonymousreply 31January 4, 2021 3:43 PM

I hope that OP is not a woman!

by Anonymousreply 32January 4, 2021 3:45 PM

[quote] Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.

I would love nothing more than the prison guards to have intercepted the op's correspondence, and have their fattest, dumpiest, most slovenly disgusting guard ejaculate into the vials and send them to the op. Or better yet, use donkey sperm.

All while spending the money she sent to "Chris" on a kegger party for the guards.

HAHAHAHAHA. That would be fucking hilarious, especially for a disgusting creature like the op.

by Anonymousreply 33January 4, 2021 4:02 PM

WHET Chris Watts?

Some of my favorite DL threads ever were Chris Watts threads. Now it seems like we never talk about him anymore 🙁

by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2021 10:34 PM

Maybe because he's a rotting child killer?

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2021 10:36 PM

You’re boring r35.

by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2021 10:39 PM

Well, Defacto—Nikki—his mistress, has been writing him in prison under her new name. This, I think has been confirmed.

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2021 10:39 PM
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by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2021 10:40 PM

Thank you bae r37 I didn’t know that 😘

by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2021 10:40 PM

Oh phooey. I can’t believe she’s writing to him.

by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2021 10:42 PM

Have you frequented this sub?

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by Anonymousreply 41April 19, 2021 10:42 PM

Thank you r41!!! That should help fill the void when the discussion at DL dies down. But I think DL has a unique perspective on this case and we can be more open and frank about it here.

by Anonymousreply 42April 19, 2021 10:44 PM

I think there were rumors of Chris hooking up with another inmate. I think they were busted in the act - I think guards confiscated vaseline and I think Chris had the other inmate’s undies. I think that inmate too also killed his family.

by Anonymousreply 43April 19, 2021 10:46 PM

I have jars and jars of famous men's come I'll sell you. Just send me $2,000 and a name, and I'll send you one. Trust me.

by Anonymousreply 44April 19, 2021 10:47 PM

Dang r43 I feel bad for the dude that has to get fucked by Chris raw now.

by Anonymousreply 45April 19, 2021 10:47 PM

R44 how do I know you’re not just gonna cum in a jar again and say it was Chris’? Fool me 11 times, shame on you, fool me 12 times, shame on me.

by Anonymousreply 46April 19, 2021 10:48 PM

Here’s the story. It was the inmate who had Chris’s undies and the vaseline. Of course the inmate’s fiancée denies it. They always do.

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by Anonymousreply 47April 19, 2021 10:50 PM

R46, damnit! You finally caught me! The jizz is up!

by Anonymousreply 48April 19, 2021 10:50 PM

The DL comments on Watts were always amazing. Those were some fun times.

by Anonymousreply 49April 19, 2021 10:59 PM

I miss the ever-chipper Dan Peterson.

by Anonymousreply 50April 19, 2021 11:04 PM

LadyG's dirty panties cost what, OP?

MattieG's vile of cum cost what, OP?

OrangeTurd's shit stained diapers cost what, OP?

by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2021 12:25 AM

R51 how dare you take a beautiful thing like OP purchasing Chris Watts’ cum and equate it to that perversion?

by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2021 1:50 AM

I'm convinced he killed them because he wants to be with me!

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by Anonymousreply 53July 22, 2021 2:40 AM
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