We put 2.5K in his commissary and he sent us two containers full of his cum. Our husbear is now introducing those loads into our fagpussy and will add his own to it anon. We are officially pregnant by Chris Watts! Jealousy, bitches.
I have purchased Chris Watts’ cum!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||July 22, 2021 2:40 AM|
You forgot "Discuss".
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 10, 2020 3:27 AM|
We maintain Chris was misunderstood and although we will never have the pleasure of engulfing his erectia in our throatpussy his cum is a good substitutia
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 10, 2020 3:27 AM|
Rancid Spunk Queen
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 10, 2020 3:27 AM|
This is of course untrue, but just imagine if it weren’t.
Imagine how separated its elements would have become. Imagine how utterly SWARMING it would be with bacteria.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 10, 2020 3:30 AM|
R4 it’s true and we have pics. Also, we have DHL.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 10, 2020 3:31 AM|
lmao. Chris Watts threads never disappoint. Congrats, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 10, 2020 3:35 AM|
We confess we achieved a first ejaculatia simply at the frisson of Chris’ cum flooding our filth trench!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 10, 2020 3:56 AM|
I'd pay for his cum too. How did you get in touch with him?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 10, 2020 11:58 AM|
Sounds divine, R7. Keep us abreast of any further developments.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 11, 2020 5:37 AM|
But what do your adopted sons and husbear think?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 11, 2020 5:41 AM|
R10 our husbear administered the dose himself. All we need is a felchpig
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 11, 2020 5:44 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 11, 2020 5:48 AM|
[Quote] filth trench.
I laughed, at least.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 11, 2020 5:50 AM|
Hello, please remove this post at once. Use of the p-word (preg**nt) is offensive to enbys and trans womyn of color and it is very triggering. Do better.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 11, 2020 5:52 AM|
Did an ethnically diverse gang of home invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 11, 2020 5:56 AM|
[quote] couldn't work shit brickhouse in
Did an ethnically diverse gang of shit brickhouse invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 11, 2020 5:58 AM|
I know of a lot of prisoners who sell their cum. Chris Watts' cum though must be the hole-y grail for gay men!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 11, 2020 1:02 PM|
I completely surprised prisons have realized a potential source of huge revenues: acting as middle men in inmate cum swapping schemes with deranged queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 11, 2020 1:09 PM|
R18 is so sex negative. Chris isn’t gonna be dumping those loads in any deserving holes any time soon. A man’s cum belongs in another man’s ass especially if the top is hot and jacked.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 11, 2020 1:23 PM|
But only if the top is pretending to be "straight," amirite r19?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 11, 2020 10:42 PM|
R20 Chris Watts is str8 and alpha. That is why we want his load.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 12, 2020 4:53 AM|
I guess nothing else screams alpha quite as much as familicide.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 12, 2020 5:48 AM|
I am shocked and appalled at all of you! A beautiful mother and her three crotch fruit were MURDERED by this monster!!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 12, 2020 5:50 AM|
R23 IT WAS THEIR OWN FAULT! THEY ASKED FOR IT!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 12, 2020 5:56 AM|
Our bussy could have satisfied Chris infinitely more than Shanannananana ever could. Imagine all those wasted loads dumped into that ungrateful slunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 12, 2020 5:58 AM|
Disgusting, OP! You know he's going to buy thousands of dollars worth of JUNK FOOD and EAT IT ALL! It's like you don't care about anyone but yourself, how do you think I feel knowing you are turning him into a FAT MONSTER?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 12, 2020 6:00 AM|
R15/R16 the SBT's tormentors are either cowboys or white ethnics. I don't recall any blacks or asians, ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 4, 2021 1:02 PM|
OP? Do you have a Shit Brickhouse you could store excess cum in? I feel like that could add a special touch to the experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 4, 2021 1:17 PM|
Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 4, 2021 1:44 PM|
Cum won’t dry if hermetically sealed in a test tube
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 4, 2021 2:18 PM|
OP managed to get rid of his accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 4, 2021 3:43 PM|
I hope that OP is not a woman!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 4, 2021 3:45 PM|
[quote] Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.
I would love nothing more than the prison guards to have intercepted the op's correspondence, and have their fattest, dumpiest, most slovenly disgusting guard ejaculate into the vials and send them to the op. Or better yet, use donkey sperm.
All while spending the money she sent to "Chris" on a kegger party for the guards.
HAHAHAHAHA. That would be fucking hilarious, especially for a disgusting creature like the op.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 4, 2021 4:02 PM|
WHET Chris Watts?
Some of my favorite DL threads ever were Chris Watts threads. Now it seems like we never talk about him anymore 🙁
|by Anonymous||reply 34||April 19, 2021 10:34 PM|
Maybe because he's a rotting child killer?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||April 19, 2021 10:36 PM|
You’re boring r35.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||April 19, 2021 10:39 PM|
Well, Defacto—Nikki—his mistress, has been writing him in prison under her new name. This, I think has been confirmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||April 19, 2021 10:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||April 19, 2021 10:40 PM|
Thank you bae r37 I didn’t know that 😘
|by Anonymous||reply 39||April 19, 2021 10:40 PM|
Oh phooey. I can’t believe she’s writing to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||April 19, 2021 10:42 PM|
Have you frequented this sub?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||April 19, 2021 10:42 PM|
Thank you r41!!! That should help fill the void when the discussion at DL dies down. But I think DL has a unique perspective on this case and we can be more open and frank about it here.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||April 19, 2021 10:44 PM|
I think there were rumors of Chris hooking up with another inmate. I think they were busted in the act - I think guards confiscated vaseline and I think Chris had the other inmate’s undies. I think that inmate too also killed his family.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||April 19, 2021 10:46 PM|
I have jars and jars of famous men's come I'll sell you. Just send me $2,000 and a name, and I'll send you one. Trust me.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||April 19, 2021 10:47 PM|
Dang r43 I feel bad for the dude that has to get fucked by Chris raw now.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||April 19, 2021 10:47 PM|
R44 how do I know you’re not just gonna cum in a jar again and say it was Chris’? Fool me 11 times, shame on you, fool me 12 times, shame on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||April 19, 2021 10:48 PM|
Here’s the story. It was the inmate who had Chris’s undies and the vaseline. Of course the inmate’s fiancée denies it. They always do.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||April 19, 2021 10:50 PM|
R46, damnit! You finally caught me! The jizz is up!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||April 19, 2021 10:50 PM|
The DL comments on Watts were always amazing. Those were some fun times.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||April 19, 2021 10:59 PM|
I miss the ever-chipper Dan Peterson.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||April 19, 2021 11:04 PM|
LadyG's dirty panties cost what, OP?
MattieG's vile of cum cost what, OP?
OrangeTurd's shit stained diapers cost what, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||April 20, 2021 12:25 AM|
R51 how dare you take a beautiful thing like OP purchasing Chris Watts’ cum and equate it to that perversion?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||April 20, 2021 1:50 AM|
I'm convinced he killed them because he wants to be with me!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||July 22, 2021 2:40 AM|