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Princess Pig turns 17

Happy Birthday to the zagtig HRH The Princess of Orange, aka Catharina Amalia, heiress to the Dutch throne.

oh, and heiress to billions of dollars from Shell Oil company too. Live large, big girl. Live large!

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by Anonymousreply 26June 14, 2021 9:10 PM

Is this what you mean?

Zaftig Has Yiddish Origins

Over the centuries, some women have been approvingly described as full-figured, shapely, womanly, curvy, curvaceous, voluptuous, and statuesque. Such women are, in a word, zaftig. Zaftig has been juicing up our language since the 1930s (the same decade that gave us Yiddish-derived futz, hoo-ha, and schmaltz, not to mention lox). It comes from the Yiddish zaftik, which means "juicy" or "succulent" and which in turn derives from zaft, meaning "juice" or "sap."

by Anonymousreply 1December 6, 2020 11:56 PM

She may be bigger but she’s a beautiful woman. I’m sure when she goes out on her own more as a young adult she’ll lose some baby fat

by Anonymousreply 2December 6, 2020 11:57 PM

Fuck you OP - even in this (probably) little-seen corner of the Internet you don't get to shame young women about their weight. Calling a woman a "pig" is so inappropriate that . . . I beg your pardon, Mr. President.

by Anonymousreply 3December 7, 2020 12:06 AM

She s gorgeous and I’m sure there’s a line up of guys wanting to fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2020 12:15 AM

Chubby chasers are dime a dozen. By European standards she's obese.

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2020 12:49 AM

She's pretty.

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2020 2:27 AM

This is a pig.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2020 2:29 AM

Well, it's a good thing she wasn't named after her mother Queen Maxima.

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2020 2:33 AM

Zagtig? Maybe OP should be swept away in a murderous pogrom for being a stupid fuck? Oh, please. Oh, please.

by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2020 2:46 AM

Oh fuck you OP. She is fine and straight men (who you dream about every night) will drool over her.

by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2020 2:57 AM

for the record, her dad sort of looked like that when he was young

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2020 3:02 AM

And yet, she’ll be a queen one day. Unlike your sorry ass, Meghan.

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by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2020 3:08 AM

Wait, R12, so Charlotte will marry Catharina-Amalia?

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2020 3:13 AM

OP likes to shit his pants, put his hands down his pants and rub the shit all over the wall

Then he licks if off the wall

by Anonymousreply 14December 7, 2020 3:19 AM

The responses by triggered fatties are...interesting.

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2020 3:23 AM

Calling out someone for calling a young person a pig is not proof of a triggered fatty. It’s proof of humanity.

by Anonymousreply 16December 7, 2020 3:30 AM

Knock it off. Even if she wasn’t pretty (which she is), she’s a kid who didn’t ask for this attention. And who gives a shit whether she’s pretty or overweight.

DL bitchiness is mainly in good fun. But this is just misogynistic cruel bullshit. Grow the fuck up.

Girls get seriously messed up by their body image. Just stop this nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 17December 7, 2020 3:45 AM

6 months shy of her 18tg birthday, the Big Girl announces she won’t spend her annual 330k Euro salary and will pay it back after she graduates college.

Cousins in Montecito, take note!

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by Anonymousreply 18June 14, 2021 6:50 PM

R1, I think OP is trying to be sly and make the word look “dutch”

The actually dutch equivalent would be Sappig

by Anonymousreply 19June 14, 2021 6:52 PM

It is actually a very admirable gesture, big-boned and all

by Anonymousreply 20June 14, 2021 6:56 PM

R11, he did, they called him “boerenjongen” - or peasant boy, for his hayseed appearance.

by Anonymousreply 21June 14, 2021 6:58 PM

R1 sounds like Gus Portokalos. I love it though.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 14, 2021 7:01 PM

I should be so "fat" and beautiful and rich ! Id trade places with her in a nano second. Her figure looks fine,I think she just has a chunky face . I did even when I weighed a 163 lbs on a 6 foot body.

by Anonymousreply 23June 14, 2021 7:34 PM

What kind of loser picks on underage girls?

by Anonymousreply 24June 14, 2021 7:35 PM

OP: Not nice.

by Anonymousreply 25June 14, 2021 8:49 PM

You're blocked, OP.

by Anonymousreply 26June 14, 2021 9:10 PM
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