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If Jimmy Fallon is really bi/'occasionally dabbles': would you leap at the chance to spend one night with him? ;-)

I'm intentionally wording this so-as to not sensationalize the age-old "is Jimmy gay or bi" debate; and rather to have some fun fantasizing about what sort of lover Jimmy could be in the sack if, say, one were to randomly run into Jimmy somewhere in Manhattan.

I personally love Jimmy + think he's make an amazing lover. I also think he's possibly the dreamiest, most attractive male celeb to have ever existed; as well as one of the most charming + sincere.

I hope he reads this and smiles :-)

PS: please be kind people. this is just a bit of innocent fun. Ok?

by Anonymousreply 30December 7, 2020 8:53 PM

Sure, as long as he payed for the booze and drugs.

by Anonymousreply 1December 6, 2020 9:20 PM

2005 Jimmy? YES.

2020 Jimmy? Give me Kimmel!

by Anonymousreply 2December 6, 2020 9:22 PM

No thanks. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 3December 6, 2020 9:25 PM

I totally get what you mean. I mean, who wouldn't want this on their face:

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by Anonymousreply 4December 6, 2020 9:27 PM

He's not gay, not remotely. He's dim. He's a drunk. He has a very lightweight talent and shows he has next-to-no professionalism.

That said, he's the only one of the late-night talk show hosts whose long hair looked good. So I would him fuck him, yes, but only to come in him, or on his stupid face.

by Anonymousreply 5December 6, 2020 9:27 PM

I avoid bisexual men like the plague! Don't care how hot they look, I'd rather die than do anything with a bisexual man! They are all sociopathic, homophobic, and bipolar!

If I had a superpower of my choosing, even for just one day, I'd use it to wipe out all of BTQ+.

by Anonymousreply 6December 6, 2020 9:28 PM

I'll just leave this here ;)

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by Anonymousreply 7December 6, 2020 9:29 PM

R2, I'd be happy to do either one of them.

As for Jimmy F., I think he'd be goofy and nervous but once he got into it he'd be quite passionate, not a skilled lover but enthusiastic.

I like him, too, OP. Whatever his problems, Fallon seems like a genuinely nice, sweet guy.

by Anonymousreply 8December 6, 2020 9:30 PM

Back in the day when he was on SNL, I guess I might have. Now? No way. Drunk or drugs, most likely straight, and laughs at inappropriate moments.

by Anonymousreply 9December 6, 2020 9:30 PM

I want to rub my semen all over his face. I sure hope Mr. Fallon reads this! ;D

(just picture it people....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm).

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by Anonymousreply 10December 6, 2020 9:35 PM

Whatever you do, don’t swallow! You WILL get alcohol poisoning.

by Anonymousreply 11December 6, 2020 9:41 PM

No. He is a notorious drunkard.

by Anonymousreply 12December 6, 2020 9:42 PM

He definitely has the kind of face you just want to cum on. Or piss on.

by Anonymousreply 13December 6, 2020 9:42 PM

He's an alcoholic like most bi men are. Especially closeted bi men.

by Anonymousreply 14December 6, 2020 9:46 PM

A lot of gay men are alcoholics, R14.

by Anonymousreply 15December 6, 2020 9:54 PM

R15: Most "identify" as "gay", but are bisexual. They are alcoholics to cope with their bipolar due to their bisexuality and their constant deception.

by Anonymousreply 16December 6, 2020 9:57 PM

Justin Timberlake says he isn't all that great, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17December 6, 2020 9:58 PM

Absolutely not

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by Anonymousreply 18December 6, 2020 10:07 PM

Absolutely not. He's annoying as hell.

by Anonymousreply 19December 6, 2020 10:13 PM

Nude

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by Anonymousreply 20December 6, 2020 10:19 PM

Not even if gold dust came out of his dick.

by Anonymousreply 21December 6, 2020 10:48 PM

Gold Dust?????

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by Anonymousreply 22December 6, 2020 11:21 PM

Kimmel is the bisexual. Fallon is a third rated comedian with a bad personality.

by Anonymousreply 23December 6, 2020 11:31 PM

Not if he's going to bleed all over me with another hand injury...

by Anonymousreply 24December 6, 2020 11:36 PM

He's straight trash and a horrible drunk.

by Anonymousreply 25December 7, 2020 12:39 AM

Fuck NO.

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2020 12:52 AM

His "talk show" is so uncomfortable I can barely watch it.

Kimmel is sexy and funny. I would like to let him play with my ass however he want.

by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2020 1:56 AM

His drunkenness I could put up with but the rampant, inappropriate school girl giggles would drive me to a sociopathic temper.

by Anonymousreply 28December 7, 2020 6:47 PM

I find him kind of cute, but under no circumstance would I ever want to have sex with him.

by Anonymousreply 29December 7, 2020 6:52 PM

No, op. Because he is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 30December 7, 2020 8:53 PM
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