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Michele Bachmann's back, and loonier than ever

Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann has a personal request for God: "Lord, would you allow Donald Trump to have a second term as president of the United States."

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by Anonymousreply 14December 5, 2020 12:39 PM

[quote] "Lord, would you allow Donald Trump to have a second term as president of the United States."

Oh, and Lord? Can you please make it so that my husband isn't a flaming queen?

And maybe, if you're feeling extra generous.... make him.... attractive?

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by Anonymousreply 1December 4, 2020 6:32 PM

and God said, "ha!"

by Anonymousreply 2December 4, 2020 6:38 PM

Marcus and Michelle explain their marriage...

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by Anonymousreply 3December 4, 2020 6:42 PM

I don’t know this disgusting pig.

by Anonymousreply 4December 4, 2020 6:49 PM

Why do the crazies always love the eyeliner?

by Anonymousreply 5December 4, 2020 6:52 PM

Why hasn't COVID taken this dumb bitch out already?

by Anonymousreply 6December 4, 2020 6:58 PM

And God channeled Mariah: "Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems..."

by Anonymousreply 7December 4, 2020 7:00 PM

You know it’s bad when only DL cares about what you say

by Anonymousreply 8December 4, 2020 7:11 PM

I hope she chokes on hotdish.

by Anonymousreply 9December 4, 2020 7:16 PM

Are she and Marcus still running that ex-gay clinic?

by Anonymousreply 10December 4, 2020 9:06 PM

I saw the face on Twitter without identification and I thought it was Sidney Powell.

by Anonymousreply 11December 5, 2020 6:32 AM

Wow, she has aged terribly. She looks like a car ran over her

by Anonymousreply 12December 5, 2020 12:29 PM

Sorry ‘Chelle. God fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 13December 5, 2020 12:32 PM

And the Lord said, "Verily verily I say unto thee...Fucketh offeth, I never knew you".

by Anonymousreply 14December 5, 2020 12:39 PM
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