Please don’t shit in my shower

it's all your own fault, loser. don't let a complete stranger use your shower or fuck you. you don't know who he is, where he's been or what he has! MORON!

What about your wig?

OP, do you have a shower stall with a small to no ledge to step over or do you have a bathtub?

A friend of mine told me he douched at his regular FB’s house and when he stepped out of the bathtub to go to the toilet he had major leakage.

Have not read anything on this thread --jumped to ask whether this isn't another Sly Stallone shits in the shower incarnation.

The title of this thread would make an excellent title for a lifetime movie.

OP, you’re a fucking psycho. Really, you are. And you post this shit on Instagram. You’re fucking nuts

O.P., your taste in men is stoolacious!

This is disgusting. Why would you post something like this?

R6 Bite me

R8 So that any idiot who thinks it’s ok to shit in showers thinks twice

This has not been worked out well yet. Either option is sub par.

You left it for your housekeeper? Seriously?

That's how it became known Stallone did it. Housekeeping staff had extra sanitation duties when Stallone checked in.

Yes. I am sorry, but we’re men. I don’t agree with leaving residuals, but I would rather have them in the tub than on the bath mat.

That being said, because I have faced this dilemma, you must absolutely clean up after yourself. I’m the visitor in this scenario with a friend of many years. He had a nice, plush bathmat between the tub and the loo.

He was one of the first people that I bottomed for, so we had discussed hygiene in detail. He plainly spelled out his expectations in terms of cleanliness and I always leave the area spic and span.

My exboyfriend would over douche and leak on transfer from shower to the toilet. We'd spend hours disinfecting the floor and tidying him up. After all that cleaning we were exhausted and just went to bed.

I did mean to add, that he used to transfer from shower to toilet because on two occasions he blacked the shower drain pipe with his huge poos.

[quote]go hard when you’re at home.

Pics please.

This seems like a rather private activity.

R17 It's not when your boyfriend comes running into the bedroom screaming that they've just blocked the waste pipe with poo and asking if you've got a plunger, when you're expecting sexy fun time!

How the fuck do you block the shower drain with poop? Do you not have a grate?

Don't douche. Eat a high fiber diet.

R19 he took the drain grate up in order to get the shit down the hole, then blocked the hole up! 🤦

The second time he curled out a massive poo in the loo and had to use a french chef's knife to cut it in half so that it would flush!

Use a jetter hose, breaks up the shit on it's way out.

This would all make an excellent topic in couples counseling.

0/10. OP, read up on the topic "moderation" instead of making your threads sound over the top.

R22 I tried that on my boyfriend, but he said it stung a bit.

R21 - He needs to learn how to do “The Waffle Stomp”!

*Google's Waffle Stomp*

*Falls down rabbit hole watching waffle recipes*

I don’t bathe in your toilet;

Please don’t sit in my shower.

Try this, R27:

Sorry - bad link

Waffle stomp and blue waffle are not closely related. Interesting....

OP, the solution here is verg simple: but a toilet hose. You can get them for less than 100 bucks and are good not just to ensure you have clean bottoms to fuck but also to wash up after a nasty shit.

I just put my finger inside my hole in the shower with hot water running to check I'm clean, (which 98% of the time I am because I have good gut health etc), and sometimes I might have a few very tiny bits of poo. That's literally all though. And I ALWAYS disinfect and sometimes bleach my shower or another's guy shower during my ass cleanup and after I'm completely finished.

Put a toilet snake in his ass next time as he squats over the toilet.

I am a lady who has only had minimal ass action. What is a shower douche? And are all guys this open with the whole procedure of deshitting your assholes before sex? I kind of thought it was one of those unspoken things you just do.

Also.... You left it for your HOUSEKEEPER?!! If you thought it was gross how do you think they felt? And they didnt even get the pleasure...

Lots of assholes in this post

[quote] The title of this thread would make an excellent title for a lifetime movie.

I doubt it would win an Emmy though. However, a country song with that title would surely win a Grammy Award.

I just leave it wherever. Maybe that's why I wasn't invited to Lucinda's party.

R24 This was not over the top, just something that happened with kind of a funny title. I’m sure all your posts are just riveting yet appropriately restrained. ...or are you one of those who never post but leave snarky opinions on everyone else’s posts? Either way, go fuck yourself

R36 If you click the link in the post you can see what a shower douche is. Most of the time you come prepared already douched and don’t sit around talking about it. That being said, we’re guys so we aren’t precious talking about things like douching. I’d rather be direct and ensure the person I’m about to pound is all ready to go.

That being said, some of the fags commenting seem kinda precious about it... tho If you’re a day man who can’t even see a post about the possibility of shit happening should probably stick to pussy

R1 - he’s a regular FB you stupid fuck - do us all a favor and get someone with covid to cough in your mouth until you’re dead

As if anyone with that shitty little bathroom, pun intended, could afford a housekeeper! I’ve seen more luxurious accommodations at the local jail.

R30 Mary!

R41 LoL that’s just the water closet you old idiot

0/10, OP. You’re especially scintillating tail could have gotten 10/10 with pictures though.

we customized our shower with an open trough , no grill,for said cleaning.

I like the shampoo dispenser.

I can't help but wonder how Poo Shoes would retell this tale feckless fecery.

OP's trick shit in the shower

OP shits on the DL sharing this news

OP offers not-so-stealthy scat thread

Is this thread related to the Rex Reed thread?

Someone please embroider a sampler for OP that reads "Please Don’t Shit in My Shower."

What gauge of shower disposal pipe do you guys have in the US to avoid poop blocking it?

[quote]The second time he curled out a massive poo in the loo and had to use a french chef's knife to cut it in half so that it would flush!

The poop knife is a high-end toilet accoutrement used by the better classes.

R52 Haha!

R43 with that pitiful setup, I’d not be surprised if all other ablutions were done over a bucket outside.

Please don’t shit in my shower the motion picture

Followed by

Please don’t shit in my shower II The wrath of Khan

There’s a built-in shower enema? That’s...

That's something the Japanese would have.

0/10

Is that the US gauge of waste pipe R58?

Thanks. I'm straight now.

I suggest you put a (tasteful) sign in your shower:

“Tricks are required to evacuate their bowels in the toilet.”

That should avoid any confusion in the future.

I've never cleaned up while in someone else's shower. Lucky I guess. When I'm at home, I prepare myself in the shower after I've used my toilet to get rid of the big stuff then use the shower to do a final rinse. Any residual debris is easily washed down the drain. If I have a sneaker poo (one that didn't get deposited in the toilet) while in the shower I use a wad of TP transfer the offending poo to the toilet. Whenever I use someone else's shower or tub, I always make sure that I thoroughly clean up afterward. Leaving any evidence of my shower is not an option.

Last year a hooked up several times with a young man (23 yo) who was new to anal sex. I showed him how to properly use an enema bulb to prepare himself for anal sex. I should have mentioned about cleaning up oneself before exiting the bathroom in someone else's home.

[quote] Please don’t shit in my shower the motion picture

Starring William Shitner!

[quote] Any residual debris is easily washed down the drain. If I have a sneaker poo (one that didn't get deposited in the toilet) while in the shower I use a wad of TP transfer the offending poo to the toilet.

Do you let your mother take a bath in that befouled tub?

[quote] I have one of those shower douches

You don't live in a house, you live in a bathhouse, whore.

I rinse my poopies down the drain.

Your boyfriend sounds pretty smart, R21.

Tell us, how long have you been fucking this particular retard?

The title of this thread sounds like something Erna might say.

Honestly OP, if he hadn't douched, the title of your post would be "Please don't shit on my dick." Some people are never shatisified.

Sitting on the toilet is pointless as it just goes right up into the man and disappears.

Please Don’t Shit In My Shower Without My Daughter

Mother, Please Don’t Shit In My Shower With Danger

"Mother, May I Shit in the Shower?"

I'm more confused over an enema being called a douche?

[quote] The title of this thread sounds like something Erna might say.

No, Erna would be begging people TO shit in her shower

You're telling me that there exists a hose that you shove up your ass...and water automatically shoots up non-stop?

R5, this made me LOL for about three minutes.

R55 - you mean The Wrath of Corn.

I hope the next guy releases it all over your chest next time.

I don't get it. All you queens moaning and nose-holding over how disgusting vaginas are, but are willing to fuck and lick someone's asshole, and deal with someone else's shit all over your sheets, dicks, and bathrooms. Perfect strangers, even.

Nobody said gay men were logical or mentally-sound.

Ah, yes, the cunt at R79 comes along like cuntwork. I mean clockwork.

Fuck off, cunt

Well, poop is familiar to everyone. Everyone poops. And we all have to deal with our poopers. And poop. Vaginas are mysterious and scary places for many of us, with odd smells and trap doors and bloody, gauzy things with strings hanging out—the things nightmares are made of (no misogyny intended.) Like Pandora’s Box, though.

Ahhh, Tony shows himself to be a Raleigh "A Gay". Laughable.

They are everywhere!

R81 in all fairness a vagina seems easier to clean with less mess in the shower

I poop WHEREVER I want WHENEVER I want! clean freak bitches like you will simply have to deal with it 😘💩👑

If you don't adjust the pressure on a shower douche, it can come out just as fast as it went into you.

I fill myself until I can taste it. Is that normal?

[quote]I could tell my housekeeper was judging me later that day when she had to clean that up.

Hey dick OP if I was your housekeeper I’d be grinding up glass and putting it in your food.

This is why I prefer Millennials who aren't interested in douching.

[quote]The title of this thread would make an excellent title for a lifetime movie.

Starring Tori Spelling.

Fake story, grow up, OP

Is it too late to add the sink?

The plumbing is completely different for shower/sink drains and toilet drains. There’s a waste stack devoted to your poop.

Don’t powerwash your clown car in the shower. It’s a downward dog in front of the toilet with a small bulb followed by five seconds of optional twerking, and then, seated politely, gentle release. At this point you clean the inside of the toilet then shower.

Plus, the shower is very important as far as your beard goes. I know you don’t want to lose the oil, but those things are petri dishes and you have to wash them before crawling up anyones asshole or swallowing balls. Nobody wants carrot from your beard, Larry.

[quote]My exboyfriend would over douche and leak on transfer from shower to the toilet. We'd spend hours disinfecting the floor and tidying him up.

Hours? Really?

[quote]Nobody said gay men were logical or mentally-sound.

Then stay away from us.

Don't shit in my shower

Uncouth bottom fool

Please rinse out your bussy

On the toileting stool

Please Don’t Shit In My Shower: The Melania Trump Story

Lucy was going to star in “Please Don’t Shit In My Shower”, but “Stone Pillow” came up and you know how that went.

For a while, they brought in 20 - 30 ferrel pigs in an attempt to lure Doris Day in an updated musical homage to “Please Don’t Eat The Daisies”.

Then they brought in Donna Pescow and McLean Stevenson...

Won't someone please SHIT IN MY SHOWER???!!?????!!!??????

R97 It finally got made with Ted McGinley.

I assume R81 is the author of this

R39 How interesting. Thanks. Also if i can handle this conversation and some gays can't, i find that confusing.

I wouldn’t let someone else use a douche nozzle that I myself used in my hole. I would advise him to stop at CVS and buy a Fleet enema. Then, drain the solution at home and replace with water and he use that. Not as efficient as the shower one but it works. Then he takes a shower after.

Vhy you sheet in my show-ver?

...says the guy who puts his dick in a poop hole.

This thread is useless without photos.

R104 Try to stomp a packet of chocolate biscuits down your shower.. pretty close to the reality it sounds

I broke a sink once trying to use that instead of the shower. Fortunately, it was in a hotel, so I blamed poor maintenance. I've never been able to return to the Days Inn, Glendale since.

R90 I’m mystified that people think this is a fake story.. guy cleans up in my shower and leaves poop speckles... what a strange and specific thing to make up.

R72 Tori would totally be up for it 🤣

I may have drowned in a tub, but I never shat in a damned shower.

We should all have a Japanese toilet

The toilets in Hiroshima are lit!

I'm glad I'm old.

You need a little sign: "Please Don't Shit in my Shower...I Don't Bathe in your Toilet"

People who shit in the shower probably also pee in public pools.

Agreed

R82, you don’t know anything about me, other than I am from Raleigh, but let me make one thing perfectly clear. I would not deign to associate with 95 percent of homosexuals in Raleigh, particularly not those who consider themselves “A Gays.”

I might pay them to cut my hair but I certainly wouldn’t socialize with them.

Is it difficult holding it in, between shower and toilet seat?

I guess the prolapsed find it so.

Hence premature evacuation in the shower area?

I’d just like to add: Please don’t eat cereal in the shower. Please don’t use a bathtub to start your barbecue. Yes, I’ve seen that.

Thank yoo for reminder OP. In my country is no problem but every country different. I will put in my brain... American man do not like the feeces in shower.

It doesn't help that in a lot of Europe, the local word for shower is douche.

Clearly, people have been evacuating their bowls in them for some time now.

If you use the word douche in Europe no one thinks of cleaning an arse

121 -ew David, I’m not American, I’m Canadian

R123 They do if you stay in a gay hotel!

That's one of the most pretentious showers I have ever seen.

Do you also offer your "douche guests" turkey meatballs and one towel only OP?

I suppose you could power shower the shower.

Don't shit in my shower, and I won't bathe in your toilet.

[quote]The plumbing is completely different for shower/sink drains and toilet drains.

Not necessarily R91. My parents' ranch style house was built in the late 60s and once the toilet in the main bathroom clogged so I plunged it out. The blockage was somewhere below the main bathroom probably going to the sewer line in the street, so when I plunged it had nowhere to go but perpendicular through the pipe that went between that bathroom and my parents' bathrroom on the other side of the wall. The shit surfaced in their bathroom shower stall, that was how my dad figured out there was a clog down the line.

Hawt