How do I have a 30 guys orgy in my 250sq2 studio

Cozily

A well-thought out seating plan will solve many problems.

appointments

r2 = Hyacinth Bucket

Staggered arrival and departure times.

Human pyramid

You'll need an under bed storage system for their clothes.

Invite 15 conjoined twins.

A LOT of lube

A timetabled rotation system

Erna, it’s not gonna happen.

That’s 8.33’ per person. It’ll work. Mama and Papa are so proud of you!

You are only a human cum bucket in your dreams.

Tag teams

There’s a pandemic going on and you are considering sex and an orgy? Someone report OP to the authorities this is a superspreader event!!! MARY!!!

250 sq feet is just enough for your fatass. What is wrong with you.

Have you got enough matting and plastic sheeting?

stacked on top of each other

Will there be a buffet?

Form a line, single-file, please gentlemen...

[quote]There’s a pandemic going on and you are considering sex and an orgy?

Um, it's technically a "gangbang"

Not an "orgy"

Hmmm

Set up a waiting area in the hallway with a “studio in use” light

Ask the Belgians.

Melania is pretty free now to hand out cheesy nibbles at half time.

Post a sign outside that says "No Fatties".

Or Hungarians!

Put 30 bisexuals in a room. Their sex drive will eventually override their decision making process and the orgy will just happen. Just make sure to hide anything you don't want stolen.

Poor R28 is still traumatized by his experience with his bi klepto sex addict ex.

Breath mints.

Hand sanitizer

Chop them up.

Chairs! Chairs would be nice!

Flavoraid?

Feng Shui first

Bunk beds, wall slings. Work with verticality when floor space is limited!

Slings and a hoist for the infirm

Dear OP,

if you have mastered playing Tetris stacking up guys becomes second nature.

Make sure you social distance.

Videos, please - unless you’re fat.

Invite Dexter Morgan to come a couple of hours early to plastic sheet the apartment, then coat everything with Crisco.