Ugliest Real Housewife

Teresa from RHONJ. Not attractive. At all. Actually all of the RHONJ are a little rough looking. Maybe it’s the NJ water?

Vicki has an ugly voice and personality to match. She does have nice hands and fingers, though.

Anorexia is not a good look

Agreed, R1. Giudice is hideous, with hideous children. All of the RHONJ are physically repulsive. And I really thought I'd be offended moreso by the cast of one of the West Coast productions.

With the exception of Kim Zolciak, I think the cast of RHOA is the most physically attractive of the franchise.

Evodia from RH of Johannesburg

Jeana Keough

Ramona on RHONY: She's not the very ugliest, but her bad personality puts her into the category.

Her eyes are always bugging. She has awful facial expressions and body movements. Irritating voice.

She's plain mean and acts like trash: rude.

I don't mean to insult those with Tourette's Syndrome, but that's what comes to mind with her constant verbal digs and jabs.

Teresa. 100%. She looks like an ape.

Theresa is adorable when she has her horny, playful side coming out. I won’t choose her as most ugly. Let me just think of who I like to look at the least..... probably Yolanda when she was “sick” or Yolanda anytime really. Also Carlton was butt ugly.

Too much competition......no clear winner.

It’s so hard to pick just one....

[quote]With the exception of Kim Zolciak, I think the cast of RHOA is the most physically attractive of the franchise.

NeNe the Moose is NOT attractive at all.

Kim Z. (RHOA) looks like a blow-up doll & her daughter (over 18) looks like a blow-up doll as well. She's a liar, a user, a grifter, etc. Kandi Burruss (also on RHOA) helped her with her stupid song & apparently Kandi never got paid. Now, she (Kim) de-balled her husband and turned him into a manservant.

I agree KZ-B is fucking disgusting and pure white trash.

The Jersey and Atlanta girls have always been the worst.

Why did any of these women think lip implants would be a good idea?? They never look good.

Moose Nene looks great when she’s styled right.

OP forgot to mention a trout mouth!

Heather Thomas from NY. I don't mind her personality, but bitch is UGLY. Gamble from Melbourne is odd looking too.

Taylor Armstrong and Kim Fields!!!

Housewives of Salt Lake City are the ugliest, most grotesque of the lot.

Lisa Rinna and those lips the size of an inner tube for the win!

r21 Taylor looked awful recently

RHONJ's Caroline MANzo.

Thread Closed.

Tuti

It’s a tie for Dwight and Moose-stripper.

Nope, R25. You have not seen the grotesqueries from Salt Lake City.

The creature below is the ugliest housewife. An Asian Maleficent.

Yeah the SLC Muslim above is fucking nasty. I also have to add Pig Emily OC. Gross before and after

R29 - I actually like Emily and think she’s pretty, curves and all.

Caroline (RHONJ) tried to create a clique or a gang with her sister (Dina) and sister-in-law, Jackie. Tried to gang up on Teresa and it didn't work. Teresa was OK (to Caroline) when Teresa was part of the gang, however.

That sister Dina is ugly too. Same face as Caroline just thin and blonde.

Bethenny F from New York is a fucking mutt. Cross-eyed Ramona is nasty too.

All of New Jersey is pretty ugly. Especially the men.

R11 Agreed, and you're hilarious.

Bethany, without makeup, styling, and good lighting, is a monster.

Totally agree w above poster about Bethenny. I find her hard to look at.

Atlanta wins for biggest tits. Teresa managed to have one pretty daughter who looks nothing like the rest.

Adrienne (RHOBH) had too much plastic surgery, was married to a plastic surgeon, but now seems to have a good dating life.

Brandi Glanville looks like she goes to Madonna's plastic surgeon. She has an irritating voice and wouldn't shut up about her ex-husband "cheating" on her.

Actually the one from new york who had the younger bf. The one who had the painting of her naked or topless pr something. She's actually really ugly.

Okay. Add Nene The Moose to the Kim Zolciak side of the list, R13. I still think they're (overall) the most attractive.

R40 Carole? The chic young bohemian college girl?!

Danielle Staub can look a fright, as per below, although on her last run on RHONJ she had actually gotten some decent work done.

Egad r43!!

The new face is pretty good. She got her botched face or brow lift fixed.

Danielle has literally always looked like the "prostitution whoooaaaaare" that she is. I'm sure that Joker face isn't so bad under the dark lights of the Scores stage, where she snagged so many men.

Vicki has always reminded me of a hound dog. I know nothing about her personally, as I've never watched 'RHoOC', but she's had some decent work done. She'll never been conventionally pretty, though.

Nene is surely not conventionally pretty, but she's so quick to make people laugh that much of that is forgiven. One of the girls I worked with in ATL met Nene at a PTA meeting right after 'RHOA' premiered, and said she was easily the tallest person in the room.

Teresa is so wrong for selling out her ugly daughters on TV. Of course it’s not the child’s fault and not their choice to be on TV. But damn they are hideous, as is their mother and father. What a shit family the entire Guidice clan is.

r47 I have NO idea how this didn't land on the Billboard Top 10!

NENE.

They’ve been under renovation for a while now.

r47 I feel sorry for all the minor children of the women on Housewives. I think putting their kids on a reality show when they really can't consent to it precludes the possibility that they're truly responsible parents

R7- What in the buffet hell happened to her??? She was so hot in the 80's.

Yes, the Giudice girls have come a long way from the little she-apes that graced the cover of [italic]In Touch Weekly[/italic] 10 years ago.

I had no idea there was a Real Housewives of Johannesburg until I saw this thread. Apparently it's sort of like RHOA in that there's a racist Afrikaner bitch who functions as the Kim Z of the group.

[quote]Moose Nene looks great when she’s styled right.

In an enormous burka.

R8 She has a great body but is bugfuck crazy. She looks like a deranged version of actress Lily Rabe. Ramona is puts the crazy in the crazy chick that straight guys like to chase. Tells you what kinds of fools they are!

Jeana Keough gets a pass for birthing 2 incredibly hot as fuck sons.

R57 - YES!!! Those boys are perfect.

r45- Danielle's gross porno alone ranks her as number 1.

R35 & R36 Bethenny' s MAN JAW always weird me out.

My gods, R29. Her pussy is barely covered in that bodysuit. It reminds me of this "barely there", microkini trend that I absolutely detest. Particularly when the straps of the bottom are worn ultra high, above the hips. Yes, it emphasizes the curves of the body, but it's just nasty, and this late 80s & early 90s trend needs to vanish.

Botox to jaw really improved Bethenny's (RHONY) jaw.

Wow, R62. That is an improvement. Is Botox all it really took to accomplish those results?

R63, supposedly, yes. At first, I didn't believe it, but I think Botox was all it took. There are lots of before and after photos on the web (not just Bethenny). Plus, even though B is obnoxious, I think she would be honest if she did something more surgical than Botox.

r62 I always assumed she was bulimic and had swollen parotid glands

R47...

R7 - I just aged naturally. The rest of these bitches have always been ugly!

My god the Juicedice girls look like mini hookies.

r68 = Danielle S.

In a divine act of karma, Gretchen is becoming Vicki.

[quote][R7]- What in the buffet hell happened to her??? She was so hot in the 80's.

I had to look her up...but damn, she was one of the ZZ Top girls in the Legs video! She looked so different.

Jeana Keough was always off. Booze or something harder, I think. She acted like an automaton when her baseball husband left her. She's just kind of "there" contributing nothing to the camera, her scenes, or her kids. Just a vacant husk of a woman.

Jeana= Benzos and booze.

Phaedra has the worst, stank facial expressions and wears too much white eye shadow. Hard to figure out what kind of figure she really has. She always looks like a ball, uncomfortable, waddling, and squeezed into whatever "outfit" she has on.

She seems like a criminal who gets others to do the dirty work. She made a big deal out of being married and having a huzzbin and lorded it over Kenya.

Ex- and current convict just released from jail (Apollo). Nothing wrong with doing your time and getting out, but don't act like you married so well that Kenya needed to be jealous. Kenya's problem was that Apollo was attractive and they (K & A) were attracted to each other. Otherwise, Kenya could have put Phaedra in her place.

Phaedra marrying Apollo seemed like a desperation move on Phaedra's part.

Then, Sheree started dating an inmate. What is going on with these women of Atlanta?

Bethanny Frankel. Damn she's fug.

Bethany didn’t just have Botox to her jaw as that very square jaw was mainly bone and not muscle. She had a complete jaw shave down as well as a full facelift and those chipmunky outdated cheek implants replaced. She looks so much better now but still harsh in certain lighting, probably because her body fat is extremely low.

The face isn't her only problem.

Damn Beth, eat a cheeseburger...