My Grindr hookup showed up wearing a face mask!
I usually don’t invite someone over right away. I have to talk to them and get to know them for weeks first but this guy was super hot, like male model hot. And I’ve never been with a male model before so I thought what the hay. But this guy showed up wearing a full face mask. I asked him to take it off and he refused, citing COVID safety reasons. I asked if I could at least see his eyes and he said no since that was a major virus entry point.
After some internal debate, I still let him in to fuck me since he was already here. He said he took two trains and an Uber to get to my place and I felt bad sending him away after all that. I asked if he had a mask for his dick and ironically he said no. Usually I insist on protection but he was just so hot. It was pretty much the hottest sex I’ve ever had in my life. The only time the mask even moved was when he peeled up the bottom part to make out. I felt like Kirsten Durst and her upside-down Spider-Man kiss! I guess I can cross “Sleeping with a male supermodel” off my bucket list.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 5, 2020 5:35 AM
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[quote] My Grindr hookup showed up wearing a face mask!
No, he didn't. Plus, you don't even have a Grindr account.
Go somewhere else, you lying hetero.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 29, 2020 6:54 AM
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R2 thank you. OP is moronic.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 29, 2020 6:55 AM
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ROFL. Thanks for the laugh, OP. I have to admit I got hard at the part where he peeled up the mask to kiss you.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 29, 2020 6:59 AM
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Yeah, the kissing was the best, even hotter than the actual sex. R5, I’m just relaying my experience, not trying to write a fucking novel.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 4, 2020 7:26 PM
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This is just dumb. Poorly written, not funny and the perfect example of posting for attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 4, 2020 7:31 PM
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I've always wanted to hook up with a hot guy wearing a mask.
Not a pandemic mask per se but, you know, face partly hidden.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 4, 2020 7:32 PM
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So he wears a mask, but then peels it up so you both could swap spit.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 4, 2020 7:38 PM
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OP, you been catfished, girl. Call Nev!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2020 7:38 PM
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[quote]I still let him in to fuck me since he was already here.
It's nice to see a Datalounger stick to his principles.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 4, 2020 10:44 PM
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Are we ever going to get paid for assessing nutbag OP’s psychosis??
Next time you’re bored honey, why don’t you take a walk into a buzz saw.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 4, 2020 10:49 PM
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You have to get to know a Grindr hookup for weeks?????? What the fuck? You have to be one hell of a lousy lay.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 4, 2020 10:56 PM
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[quote]I guess I can cross “Sleeping with a male supermodel” off my bucket list.
Um honey, the masked person that fucked you was no model, and doesn't look anything like the pictures he sent you.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 4, 2020 11:04 PM
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Is this the same OP that writes the Joel the neighbor's son stories?????????????? Or a wannbe?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 4, 2020 11:14 PM
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Could you smell the pimple cream through the mask??????
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 4, 2020 11:25 PM
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The lack of kissing is what has kept me celibate during this pandemic.
For me, sex is nothing without kissing
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 4, 2020 11:45 PM
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I believe you OP. Sounds hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 5, 2020 12:24 AM
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Haha it coulda been Danny Devito's twin under the mask.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 5, 2020 2:58 AM
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How often is the fantasy better than the reality? 9/10? OP, insist it was a super model until someone can prove you wrong! Stranger things have happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 5, 2020 4:04 AM
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He did also make you use a dental dam on his taint?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 5, 2020 5:18 AM
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This stupid tale of COVID vs AIDS has been repeated a thousand times. OP is a fat, ugly copycat troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 5, 2020 5:35 AM
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