just cause i'm short doesn't mean my cock aint big

18 inches to be exact

Short guys are hot tops. Good things come in small packages.

the few massage therapists (all legit who convert during the massage) I've been with say shit like:

"If you really want a boyfriend that Billy Club between your legs should help."

"you need to share that with the world."

"a piece of meat like this doesn't come along every day."

and yet....I don't know how to market it to finding love

DL is evidence driven when it comes to cock. Deliver pics or it never happened.

Short guys yes please! Fuck yes!

I’m short too but the best lovers I’ve ever had have been short guys.

R6 I agree with you 100%… I saw a guy at Costco that was about 5 ‘5 ..I couldn’t stop staring at him. He caught me a couple times. I don’t think short guys are used to being looked at… or admired. Holy fuck they’re hot.

And yes I’ll take a short guy over some praying mantis skinny tall mess.

I only have one really short friend -a straight guy with an enormous chip in his shoulder. He blames everything wrong in his life on his being short. I swear, if he got pulled over for speeding he'd claim it was because he was short.

Not hot.

I hooked up with a hot 6'5" guy that I had a crush on for years. Imagine my disappointment when his penis was nowhere near proportional. It was 2" of eh.

R10 Id rather have a 5’6 surprise.

Are you into tall guys OP? I'm super tall and I find shorter guys are more particular about height than my fellow giants. Short guys don't want to be reminded of their shortness so they don't want to date anyone who may tower over them. Whereas tall guys typically just don't give a shit whether to or bottom.

aren't a lot of porn actors short and it makes their dicks look proportionally bigger?

proportionally or proportionately?

How tall, R12?

I love short guys. Yum.

You just simmer down now OP.

My boyfriend is short, only 5’3, and he’s super attractive, fit, and hung. I have zero complaints.

R18 Clone him and send him to me

I'm 6'2 and have a big dick. Short skinny guys tend to have bid dicks as well.

[quote] 18 inches to be exact

I might believe 18 cm

OP = Leslie Jordan

Just how short are you? And just how big is your cock?

Is there an app for short guys? I’ll sign up for it in about two seconds

That's true, OP. I'm 5'8". But my dick is a mere cocklet! I'm Irish and will never forgive my mother for not banging her Scandinavian neighbor the night my father "slept on the couch"! I could've been 6'4" with an 8" schlong. (and blonde pubes, dammit!)

R15 I'm 6'8"

"Why, lots of short men in St. Olaf have large cocks"

"He isn't talking about roosters, Rose."

Have you ever been with anyone taller, R26? If not, would that be of interest?

I'm only 5'8 myself but have always loved shorter guys. Always small bundles of energy in bed

This is such a bullshit cliche that short guys are insecure or have a complex. It’s a meme from the 1970s that never died. People who repeat this stupid crap prove that they are homeboys shut-ins who don’t interact with the larger public. They just repeat stuff they have heard others say.

I have never met a short person who had a chip about it. Most of the time they are cocky and in demand. They have no problem getting laid and many people like smaller framed guys. Hello, there is a who community of them called twinks or pocket gays and they always have a long line of suitors. Never do they go without a date because they are short. IT. DOES. NOT. HAPPEN.

I'm 6ft3in tall and think my cock is small but sex partners go crazy for it, so it must be the proporionality thats seems off to me.

R31, I'll bite, so to speak. How big is it?

God who really gives a crap how big someone is. I get that when you’re 21 and experimenting. But once you’ve had a big one, the novelty wears off. Unless you have a huge gape that’s can’t be satisfied by mere mortals.

R28 I'm in the top percentile for height, there are few I meet taller than me and if they are, they ain't gay! But that would be a new experience I would wholeheartedly welcome! Hell, I would be ecstatic for someone MY height!

pics or it didnt happen

Just generally, I really wish people would stop invoking Hitler and the holocaust to make a point. It's never the same and it really is disrespectful to all the people who died in concentration camps and WW2 as a whole

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