Are Surfers Hot?

Some are. Some are gay. And there are more than some who are stoner dudes.

Some of them? I watched [italic]North Shore[/italic] decades ago. It's an okay teen movie with Gregory Harrison in a bathing suit. But the best part was seeing Laird Hamilton for the first time. Wow.

Very few gays.

And this.

I’ve only known one and he was pretty dopey. He once said to me he couldn’t understand being gay because “women’s bodies are so beautiful,” and I replied that mens’ are, too. His “euwww” reaction and pantomine shudder was just like that of a little kid. This was a guy in his thirties, mind you.

Oddly, I had initially thought HE was gay...

I guess surfers are basically hippies, so the homophobia makes sense.

They are my type. Alas, I am not their type.

I think the idea of surfers is hotter than most surfers actually are. They same with skate rats.

I like tall/lanky/lean, which surfers often are.

One thing I like about many (not all, but many) surfers is that they're nice looking and fit in a very natural way.....no massive steroids or over the top buffness. Tattoos are not as much of a given with surfers as the rest of the population, or if they have one, it's you know, one or two, instead of their entire body as an Etch A Sketch.

When I visit San Diego I'm always surprised by how many hot, refreshingly healthy looking men are there. And they have no issues with stripping out of a wetsuit next to their Jeeps and being nude for 30 seconds to change clothes. Yum!

Sexy surfer.

When I lived along the west coast, I saw many surfers up close and many were strangely rough looking up close. Some had a lot of skin damage, and some smelled like weed, and many were pretty broke, sort of very fit homeless people. But some film footage of surfers and still images of them in the water can be impressive. I really loved the film Endless Summer. It’s beautiful. I think many aspiring surfers hope to be photographed and work very hard to raise their profile in surf media, but that might have changed with the diminishing of print media. For a time, surf magazines were a big deal. You see less of them now, like most print media, much has migrated online. I wonder how they make money on the pro circuit. Possibly endorsements or sponsorships.

It maybe all make believe, but I love the Animal Kingdom couple of Deran and Adrian who are surfers. Beautiful men and one of the more complex gay relationships ever shown on TV. They do present the surfing world as very homophobic, not to mention the crime world as well. But the surfing and beach scenes are very hot and sensuous. The delay in season five has been nerve racking, as Adrian was in a very compromised situation and being in danger of being offed. But, he needs to be protected at all costs, he’s the least sleazy of all the characters.

I don’t know if the original Australian version had one of the sons as a gay surfer or not, or if was true to the family who it is based upon. Anyone know?

They look good but they're infamously smelly.

No, not when they are 110 lb. skinny children.

If they live in a shack or a van, and are horse hung and friendly, count me in.

IDK, the guys in OP's photo are pretty hot.

I used to live in Redondo Beach, and one of the best shows in town was watching the surfers do the towel dance. Trust me, they enjoyed doing it was much as the crowds who came to watch.

They are hot while young because their skin can withhold against sun damage. By the mid-20s they are at best a hot lean body that's starting to look dried out.

Had a wonderful night with a surfer in San Juan year’s ago. He was there for some surfing contest. Great body and he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

Tracey Moffatt is an Australian fine artist who did a film called Heaven in the 1990s of voyeur watching surfers change in and out their wetsuits in the Sydney beach parking lots, which was all about flipping the male gaze. It made the rounds of museums throughout the world for a decade plus and remains the piece she is most well known for creating. It looks like it’s available on Vimeo, but blocked in the US.

I’m a gay surfer, OP. There are a few of us around.

Just like hippies and skaters they tend to be unhygienic and have a certain.... aroma about them.

I grew up in Hawaii and knew a lot of them. They actually are kind of asexual. Ditto for skaters

Surfers shit in the ocean

Surfers usually have terrific bodies because they are always using their core muscles for balance, their arm & shoulder muscles to swim, and leg muscles. Great all around exercise. But their hair and skin suffer from so much exposure to the elements. There is something addicting about surfing because the guys I've met (all straight) have been focused only on being out on their board. They seemed less focused on relationships, careers, current events, etc. I agree with R24's "asexual" assessment.

Yes, as long as they do not look like muscle bound jerks.

Surfers would normally have a "swimmer's" physique !

Some of the old ones seem to surf every day and nothing else. Do they come from money?

Yes.

NEXT.

I lived in a couple of towns where there was surf culture. The culture also contains female groupies, sitting on the beach. Maybe not any more, but that's how it was.

Yes, surfers are hot. They're in really good shape, tan, hair looks good, etc.

Laird Hamilton has stayed in shape, but he seems a little nutty and hard to live with.

His hair does NOT look good, looks Donald Trump adjacent.

I wasn't talking about Laird H.'s hair, just surfer hair, in general. (The natural highlights that the sun gives you.) 20 years later, that's a different story.

Yes, some surfers are hot, but try to have a conversation with them—-BORING as FUCK

My friend and I are surfers and skateboarders. He's actually a much better surfer than me because I haven't been doing it for years. We both work in a library. I used to work in the entertainment industry, he used to work in Barnes and Noble. I'm bi, he's straight, we have another friend who's gay who only surfs. I really don't think we're boring. We have so many interesting convos about politics, society, religion, movies, books.

Surfers and ski bums are almost as homophobic as Jamaicans.

Why were hippies such homophobes? I thought they were all about freedom? Or was it about just being a rebel against their parents while harboring their same narrow views about society?

Bit of a sweeping statement there, R35 - where I live the only thing that surfers care about is not being dropped in on. Nobody gives a fuck about orientation.

I'm female, my best friend is gay, and we both surf. He's a total wolf though: barrel chested, bald, beard, yoked, tats and looks like he could rip your head off (when he gets angry, he goes into Hulk mode). Nobody fucks with him. If there are other gay surfers, they keep it on the downlow. He made me join a gay surfers group (a total of 5 people) and we went out once with them-pretty boring. Surfing, climbing, and running are the selfish sports really.

He's super interesting- used to dance for MTV, hang out with Hell's Angels before he came out (one of them helped him!), did hair, wrestled, plays the dulcimer, speaks Spanish fluently. Me-I'm boring.

Bodywise, extremely hot. I think you can find all kinds of personality types, some who are dumb as rocks, some who are very liberal and open minded. Kelly Slater and John John Florence seem pretty intelligent. If you're in Huntington Beach there's probably a lot of conservative douches, but that's the general demographic of the area.

[Quote] I really don't think we're boring.

No one thinks they themselves are boring

They might be nice people but I can’t stand the California surfer accent.. No worries man etc

R38 Are you a gay or straight female?

R26, you are so right. My first college crush was a surfer. Huge upper body, wide big shoulders, and traps. Long somewhat curly dirty blond hair. Perfect pecs. A big boy too, 6'2" solid 190. He was across the hall in the dorm and we and three others from the same floor became a group, drinking and hanging out. I could not stop staring at him. He was typically surfer laid back and very funny and interesting.

When winter came, we went to the indoor pool just to goof around and started playing keep-away. He just basically man-handled me the whole time, and then when he had me trapped in a hold while treading water, he just said "I love chasing and handling you." I just about went nuts.

The next year, he asked if I wanted to room with him, as he was getting an apartment. I turned him down. In the spring semester, he transferred. He was puzzled why I did not take him up on his offer. I was terrified that I would just jump in his bed one night and then that would not be good. Ahh, missed surfer opportunities. Vincent, if you are out there, now you know why I turned you down.

Jack Johnson, the musician, was the youngest professional surfer for a few months at 17 until he had a horrific accident. I just know him from the cute song from the Curious George movie, and appreciated how much he looked like a monkey in real life.

They are hot as long as they don't open their mouths and let crayons fall out of them.

Whoa there, r43, pump the brakes, dude. I just wanted some guy nookie and you seem eager! Oh, wells!

[quote]Surfers shit in the ocean

So do whales, in a MUCH larger volume. Do you have a problem with that too?

R47 - funny, I just saw somewhere a magnified pic of a single drop of sea water. It had the most disgusting little creatures in it I've ever seen. They looked like little lobsters and crabs and all sorts of things. I don't ever want to go in the ocean again.

r42. An Old Maid. Straight. And I have cats too.

A super hot one sat on my face at the nude beach near Frisco once...in view of many...best manpussy i ever tongue fucked. then he lay on me and came in my mouth. then a half dozen more did the same after he got up off me. ... i was hot then

This makes me reminisce about catching the old Sandra Dee film "Gidget" on TV and drooling over Cliff Robertson as the Moondoggie character in his sleeveless shirt and well-worn faded jeans. Yummers.

Robertson was the Big Kahuna -Moondoggie was James Darren.

I live in a southern California surf city. International championships held here. Yes, surfers tend to be hot. I've only fucked a few -They do tend to be straight (and rather infantile), but many are up for "bro jobs" every now and then.

They never wear shoes. PASS

Ive paid many to cum on my face....very few decline a franklin.

[R38] Hulk mode? What’s.a wolf?

r56. Wolf is a fit bear. Hulk mode- literally puffs up chest, veins start pulsating in forehead. He got a license plate that said, "Surf Wolf" and I shamed him so mercilessly that he got "Surf CA1 (or PCH-I don't remember)" instead. He also has a baby arm dick, so he's very popular.

R57 Is there a lot of lesbian surfers?

r58, yes, and they're way more easy to spot (we have a couple of surf buddies that are lesbians). Bro surfers don't fuck with them either. They (Bros) will cut off any hot girls in the lineup to "show off". However if any hot girls get some good waves in front of them, they'll back off of dropping in on them.

[quote] I really don't think we're boring.

[quote]No one thinks they themselves are boring

Ok, I meant I don't think the people I hang out with are boring. Not me myself.

To make a general statement like surfers are boring is stupid. If I'm not interested in whatever your interests are, R40, then I would probably find you boring. I'm sure all the musical theater people would be boring to people not into the subject.

When winter came, we went to the indoor pool just to goof around and started playing keep-away. He just basically man-handled me the whole time, and then when he had me trapped in a hold while treading water, he just said "I love chasing and handling you." I just about went nuts.

The next year, he asked if I wanted to room with him, as he was getting an apartment. I turned him down. In the spring semester, he transferred. He was puzzled why I did not take him up on his offer. I was terrified that I would just jump in his bed one night and then that would not be good. Ahh, missed surfer opportunities. Vincent, if you are out there, now you know why I turned you down.

R43 I have missed a lot of of obvious opportunities like this too so I'm not knocking you. But if a guy was always touching you, and actually said, "I love chasing and handling you", and asked you to room with him, I'm pretty sure you had nothing to be terrified of, about jumping in his bed. How much more obvious could the guy get that he thought you were hot?

*forgot the quotes

Not if stupidity is a turn off.

Hot is great but idiocy is a big turn off.

R59 What do you mean by Bro surfers don't fuck with them either? And why are they easier to spot?

r64- they will never drop in on their waves. Or if they do, the lesbians will yell at them/push them off the wave/paddle up to them/argue and glare like a guy does. Usually straight women will not and suffer in silence.

They're usually burly, and emanate a total Alpha dog vibe- more aggressive going after waves, wear practical looking suits (as opposed to patterned, colored, sexy suits) smiles less. After 2 decades of surfing, easy for me to spot.

BTW, the hot surfers tend to be the shortboarders, as there is more skill and physicality involved in getting and surfing the wave. You can be totally fat and catch a wave on a long board. Unless you're a big wave surfer, and that is crazy talk:

Yeah, well, R48, we don't want you in the ocean either.

Some are very hot. But some look like the only water that ever touches their bodies is sea water.

I hate how most of the hardcore ones have those thin, greyish-blue, dried out lips that look like a frostbitten person who's eaten too many salty potato chips.

Instant dick wilder.

This “wolf” thing seems made up. Wondering why this wolf has to go into “hulk mode”. Generally speaking, adults don’t have altercations with others and need to go into “hulk mode”. It all sounds like blue collar, or bad side of town drama. So much schtick and drama.

r69, from 2012:

That’s not what that lady said a wolf is. Maybe it’s a white trash bear?

R70 Pure and utter bullshit. Can we just drop the labels for once and act like normal human beings.

Apparently we need labels to give people who call themselves a “surf wolf” purpose.

I think skaters are hotter.

Those aren't real skaters.

Surfer are very hot, especially when they are robbing banks while wearing masks of the U.S. presidents.

Bingo, R9.

70+ replies and no mention of Kelly Slater?

Kelly Slater isn’t relevant to this thread. He doesn’t represent surfers as a whole.

No. I lump them in with “hippies”.

R61, I know. I appreciate your reply, but my whole life is a could-of, would-of, should-of.

If you want to indulge in your "real surfer" fetish, drop $30 or so to Island Studs. There's not a ton of hardcore man-on-man sex, but there's plenty of straight men stripping, pissing, doing chores in the nude and, of course, jacking off. I find it hot as hell. Some of the guys are hotter than fuck...and you won't see them on any other site.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, R81.

R81, if you could-have, then you should-have, and you would-have.

I follow surfers, and this one guy Kai Lenny has always pinged to me.

He seems smarter than your average surfer, but he's pretty thirsty as far as trying to get endorsements, and he has always pinged off the charts for me.

He's not bad looking either, but for 28 years old he's looking pretty beat.

Here's another gay surfer that I found.

He's Australian Michael Byriel.

He was a hottie back in the day.

Now Michael Byriel is a real estate salesman in OZ.

He has also gained a bit of weight.

Gay surfer is an oxymoron

There are tons of homiesexual surfers

R90 Yeah, Butthole Surfers

Kai Lenny is John John Florence's "biggest fan."

I'll bet.

Kai is such a surfer name

John John Florence has a fantastic body, but he's a total butterface.

This seems to be the case with most surfers.

John's brother Nathan Florence is cuter.

Brothers John John, Nathan, and Ivan Florence, with their slutty mom.

Of course they are.

R94 Fucking hot body

Are any of these surfers gay? If not, it’s irrelevant.

Kelly Slater used to be so hot...

How about Kai Garcia?

Kai Garcia again..

Kai, a made up name. I wonder what his real name is? Ernesto?

Wow, Kai looks like he could be a brother to John Long, a climbing legend. I find climbers are hotter than surfers on the average. Plus, they tend to be more solvent, educated, and liberal.

There are definitely no gay climbers, so good luck with that!

I'm confused. OP asks: Are Surfers Hot? Then says: I’m on the fence about this one, are surfers hot? I don’t think there are any gay surfers anyway.

Like, if they're hot, what does it have to do with whether they're gay or not? Are we going to fuck all of them? I already said I surf a bit. So from what I've seen, surfers are often hot. A lot have great bodies. I'm not into long hair very much, or streaky blond hair. That kind of ruins some surfers for me. But I know a few who are super hot. One teaches his girlfriend's son and he's very cute, I love watching him. Another guy is hard-bodied, blond, short hair, surfs with his dad (also handsome). So yeah.

[R106] sounds irritable. Maybe she needs a hug.

I used to hook up with a surfer/skater guy. Incredible body, enormous uncut dick (about 7 inches soft), but man he was stupid. Not exaggerating to say he could BARELY complete a sentence. Also was incredibly emotionally immature and needy. And over time got a few really bad, visible, mismatched tattoos.

The mess wasn’t worth it.

There are lots of hobbies that everyone assumes have no gays or women. From surfing to guitar to gaming to plane watching to hiking to mountain climbing.....The world of hobbies is still is seen as a very male world. But there are always gays and women, they just don't get the spotlight and never become the face of the hobby. I lived and worked in Santa Barbara for a summer during college and found that gay and women surfers tended to be 'lone wolves' They came, did their thing and went home. The straight dudes came in groups and hung out for hours showing off and socializing. Some of them made it a lifestyle, not working, living in old vans in the parking lot, couch surfing, smoking weed all evening. After 25 they look rough. There's also the rich surfers who come in on Saturdays in Range Rovers and G Wagons and then go to the Four Seasons for dinner afterwards.

Gays in Santa Barbara tend to be rather closeted, so maybe they feel safer alone. The only gays who are out in Santa Barbara are Latinos or interior decorators.

Wow R108, he sounds perfect.

Send him over to me!

R110 For such a Beautiful Pl., Santa Barbara is weird as fuck. There are a ton of people in the closet.

I want Kai Garcia in me, quite deeply.

Kai Garcia is a bit of an anomaly.

You rarely see bulked up and muscular body building type of surfers.

But he looks like he moves pretty easily through the water.

R110 R112 Yep there wasn't much of a gay scene. Didn't get laid until I spent a week in LA before flying home but it's such a pretty town. I went to the French Riviera as a teen with my aunt and it was lovely but didn't seem very livable year round. Santa Barbara was what I expected the Riviera to be and I loved my time there. Rented a guesthouse from a lovely couple who worked in LA during the week so I had the place to myself and felt like 'Richie Rich'. I've since been back in CA many times but I find the OC weirder than SB. Laguna and Newport are also gorgeous towns but there something weird about the vibe.

My nephew is going to college in Santa Barbara.

Should I be worried for him, because of all the closet cases?

He's a very decent, Christian boy.

Nah the college kids I met were all lily white 'Christian' rich kids. He should avoid the track team because they are smug, conservative assholes.

Tell your nephew to stay away from the “funk zone” with the sleazy surf crowd that frequents this area.

Just learned about this film that was big on Here TV and the LGBT Film Festival. It sounds lovely.

The surfers at the Billabong on the North Shore were hawt.

Some are gay, MANY are BI and even more of them would fuck whatever and won't make a big deal out of it.

Sounds like something worth watching, R119.

Is it available anywhere?

I have a house on the shore in New England and a group of regular surfers park (and change) in perfect view from my window. They’re friendly guys and some are very lithe and sexy. It’s fun to see them surf and how passionate they are about it.

Not a classic surfer but nice nonetheless

Of course there are gay surfers. The butthole surfers

their pink smooth pussys are divine to suk out after theyve been on the surf all day and they need a mouth to sit on.

I'm a surfer and used to stop at Marina del Rey LA Fitness shower and use the steam room. Never had trouble get sucked off. Mostly by soap opera actors and models. But there's nother like riding that wave on beautiful warm day in So Cal. With the wind, big ole blue sky and water rushing under you. It really is the exciting thing to experience. You really feel a connection with the earth and nature somehow.

[quote]Gay surfer is an oxymoron

Like straight selflessness?

I worked a c-store a block from the beach back in the early 80s. They arent homophobic at all . I got hit on at least once a day . And always said YES ! Of course I was young and pretty then so...