I one heard a “whirring” sound coming from my mother’s bedroom. I thought she was making ice cream, so I sauntered in, expecting to find something far different than what I actually saw.
Have you ever walked in on your parents masturbating?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2020 7:05 PM |
No, never. But thanks for the visual!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 24, 2020 6:02 PM |
And what did you see, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 24, 2020 6:04 PM |
why would you think she was making ice cream in her bedroom? are you mentally disabled?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 24, 2020 6:04 PM |
I caught my dad with my baseball bat up his ass. He said he was getting it sized for jewelry.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 24, 2020 6:11 PM |
My father squeezed and rubbed his bulge all his life in every imaginable situation. It was revolting and its kept me from doing the same. Not outright masturbation but damn close.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 24, 2020 6:44 PM |
No, but my sister did. Once. We don’t see her no more.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 24, 2020 6:46 PM |
My parents never ever did anything like THAT! You're going to HELL for even thinking it!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 24, 2020 6:56 PM |
[quote] why would you think she was making ice cream in her bedroom? are you mentally disabled?
I was a child and she was always running her ice cream maker in the kitchen, which made a similar whirring noise. I just figured she’d moved it into the bedroom that day. It was a child’s logic.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 24, 2020 6:58 PM |
That never happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 24, 2020 6:59 PM |
She was making cream.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 24, 2020 7:01 PM |
I will now forever associate female use of vibrators with the phrase “making ice cream”
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2020 7:05 PM |