How far did Mike Pence get with Mother before they were married?

once he came home with the stench of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath and he took me. AND I LIKED IT! But sin never dies.

Home. Anal, since that's all he was used to, and not familiar with the female anatomy.

He would think of her bank account in order to get aroused.

She was a divorcée, so obviously a slut.

He sniffed her jock strap.

As far as they both wished.

Nowhere.

totally pussy hounds

He won't admit it now, of course, but three days before their wedding he was alone in a room with her for the first time. She came home unexpectedly a caught him trying on her wedding dress.

You just know that Mother does not shave down there.... Makes it easier for Pence to hit it from behind

Mother did NOT allow Mikey to get the milk for free.

Before marrying her was HE with any other woman?

No, but he was with more than a few men.

He played with her rabbit.

Well, she did promise him access to Mr. Fuzzy if he did what she wanted...

I prefer not to think of these two getting it on in any way, shape or form, ever, thank you.

Imagine Mike’s thrill on wedding night when Mother appeared in their Holiday Inn Honeymoon Suite freshly scrubbed, her lustrous locks tied with a simple ribbon, with a shy smile in her new flannel nightgown.