Josh Groban

According to someone on here, hires escorts.

Big balls. Bull balls.

Sings like an angel

Sucks like a Hoover

Straight, I have no doubts. That being said, I once had a friend who said he would "eat a mile of his shit just to see where it comes from."

An exaggeration, obviously, but I've also had a soft AND a hard spot for Groban. Yum, yum, yum. I wouldn't mind feeling his bull testicles slapping my ass mid-fuck.

He hit me in the head with a fondue pot.

I saw him on something recently and he has lost weight. He looked good. He definitely seems straight.

I'm not a fan of his frau-music nor his Kermit'esque voice, but I've seen the guy in multiple interviews and he seems pretty charming and self-effacing, with a genuinely good sense of humor about himself and the world around him. He seems like a good egg.

Also, he doesn't strike me as a closet case at all. He would have no reason to be closeted. He works in faux classical music, he does a lot of theatre and associates with and is obviously friends with plenty of openly gay people. And, frankly, I have to imagine the multi-cat-owning frauen that makes up his core fanbase would only love him MORE if he turned out to be gay.

I really do like his Christmas album.

His other stuff is too frauish for me.

But, as others have said, he seems like a nice guy and doesn't take himself too seriously.

I like his Ally McBeal episode.

The Ally McBeal episode was my first ever exposure to him and I was blown away when he started singing. It was a memorable TV moment.

O, Holy Night" was fine until he sang DEEEE-vine.

[quote] I'm not a fan of his frau-music

[quote] He would have no reason to be closeted.

You stated the reason earlier.

Josh's hair always looks like he just rolled out of bed.

Maybe he doesn’t need a beard like most straight guys hard up for Publicity on Daily Mail.

R13 - you should have read the full post. I'm telling you, the kinds of fraus who love Groban would actually be thrilled if he turned out to be gay. They're the same fraus who are keeping Rufus Wainwright's career afloat.

Some actress said Josh was "the best sex" she ever had. Think it was Kat Dennings, they dated for awhile.

Or maybe it was Katy Perry?! She's not an actress, but I recall it was some female celeb with dark hair and light eyes.

Let's have a photo of him.

Without a beard.

I find him more likable than Michael Buble who seems to mask an arrogant, douchey side to himself.

Who?

I liked him in Crazy Stupid Love.

I’m a fan. Guess I have some frau tastes. Lol....he is my type...luff the nebbishes! Anyway, I do think he plays for the het team, which makes me sad. Oh well, dare to dream!

Much prefer him without a beard, R19. I always thought he was pretty cute. I saw his "Harmony" special on PBS a few days ago and thought he looked like Dump Jr. with the beard. That's an image I can't get out of my head now unfortunately. Josh: Please shave ASAP so I can be your fan again!

I've never listened to his music but he guest hosted an episode of Simon Amstell's old show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Groban did a good job.

I’d suck every inch of him. I love his voice!

He's straight. He's my neighbor in Tribeca and I've been at industry events with him too. He has a live in GF, she was always with him. I haven't seen him since 2019 so I don't know if they are still together. Damn this pandemic.

[quote] said he would "eat a mile of his shit just to see where it comes from." An exaggeration, obviously,

Ya don’t say.

[quote] They're the same fraus who are keeping Rufus Wainwright's career afloat.

Rufus Wainwright is gay?

Too busy to date! Has gotten caught necking in his 30’s when surprised 😲 by paps.

[quote]R23: I’m a fan. Guess I have some frau tastes. Lol....he is my type...luff the nebbishes! Anyway, I do think he plays for the het team, which makes me sad. Oh well, dare to dream!

You guess you have Frau tastes? The "Lol," ellipses and "luff" are enough to make it clear you're sitting there in a hostess pants-dress.

And, oh, dear, by the way.

FrauAmerica would rather me bring a chimpanzee as a date than admit PUBLICLY that I am gay. Wink 😉 wink 😉 is alright though!

I thought he was unexpectedly good in The Great Comet.

To my everlasting regret, I sat through Natasha, Pierre & Great Comet. He was the only good thing about it.