Orlando Bloom wearing short shorts

Pic of legs

These foreign guys are afraid they'll be passed over for those lucrative action pic$ because they are perceived to be pasty and fey.

The interesting part is that people think those are "short shorts" rather than a normal length because the don't go down to his knees.

However, the lightning bolts all pointing to his dick are a bit much...

He benefits enormously from the mask.

They’re short, but I don’t think they qualify as short short. Cut off about two inches and then we can talk. He’s looking hot, nonetheless.

I came here to say the same, R5.

Hot bro

Masculinity looks great on him

Short shorts? No. Impressive legs? Perhaps. If he doesn’t have a plump, edible ass to go with it then he might as well just give it up altogether.

Orland Bloom

Whatever floats your boat

Douchebag. Always has been and will be.

Does he shave his legs, dark hair guys usually have at least some hair on their legs.

I really dont care for him but his body is bangin indeed

'e looks a bit squat.

Squat?

Love him. Katy Perry seems to be a lucky person in a lot of ways.

By Orlando Bloom's own admission he's not "that big", so those arrows may just be wishful thinking.....

That's a man. Anyone that wouldn't worship that bod can eat shit.

He's in shape but those legs aren't exactly built. It amazes me what passes for 'big' legs with some of you

I prefer Orlando showing of his nice intact cock.

legs look good

shame about the walleyed nips

Damn, he beefed up. I like!!

r20 we aren't comparing him to roid rage muscle queens. Most average guys have chicken legs and can do leg day everyday and still not have filled out legs.

WTF? Those aren't short shorts OP.

They're normal shorts in every other country but America.

R25, I only care about America dude

I'm a fan..

They're normal shorts R26.

Yum.

New dads always have an extra hotness factor for about the first two years.

R30 why is that?

Who here has had him?

R30 As evidence I provide the IG DILFs of Disneyland.

R33 this is so wrong but it feels so right.

I will never understand why he decides to be with Katy Perry.

Orlando BOOM!

R34 Yeah, young daddies have a glow up, I think there’s some kind of testosterone booster that comes with fatherhood and innately proving your virility.

He made a fortune off the Hobbit movies, but his career is pretty much non-existent now.

H O T B U M P!!!

[quote]his career is pretty much non-existent now.

He's still finding work as a baby maker.

Shorts are way too short, but goddam he’s hot!

Aren’t they spooked living in that haunted cursed convent? I mean maybe it’s a Rosemary’s baby situation? Has Ruth Gordon been to visit? From beyond the gave?

Hi nipples are apparently still seven feet apart.

ass for days

Does he shave his legs?

Dat ass doe

[quote] [R34] Yeah, young daddies have a glow up, I think there’s some kind of testosterone booster that comes with fatherhood and innately proving your virility.

He’s 43. He will be 61 when that child graduates from high school.

Strange to see him without a tan.

Why is this limey still in America when his career already in the shitter?

Damn why am I just finding out his ass is this spankable?! He must be training like crazy cause I never remember him being this thick. Id wreck if drove by him bending over in the car like that!

I'm thirsting after him too. The added weight looks good on him. Dat ass looks fine.

Chile...he’s not skipping any days!

Chile, he be needing to get away from that crazed postpartum depressed Katy and screaming baby as much as he can. Lea Michele is probably in their mommy and me LA bubble group as well, and no one wants to be around that wig shitter. He probably has a nice gym in the outbuildings of the convent like the old winery or stables and hangs out pumping a little iron and getting high with the staff saying he’s all about getting a Marvel Comics role with his new bod.

His 2019 series Carnival Row was apparently renewed for a second series.

R37 this is also the normal phase when the dude steps out on the new mom... im sure he is too. You cant be walking around town with your booty out like this and not be getting it plugged!

R38 No, he did not. To quote one of the Rings producers, "You would not believe how cheap the actors were".

That was the LOTR; bringing him back for The Hobbit will have cost a lot more.

...you believe what you like.

He presumably made a lot from the 'Pirates' movies.

Those aren’t “worked out” legs. Those are natural. He inherited those through genetics.

He's a great looking guy, but he should keep his face smooth. Unfortunately he is not able to grow a proper beard.

AMAZING DAD ASS

and how many gazillions of bucks does he have from Pirates? Lord of the Rings?

that couple must be worth half a BILLION dollahs, hunties.

Analyze his ass:

I think the nude beach pics showed his butt hole and plump ass and shaved balls

his soft dong was long and skinny, a classic noodle. tight ball sack.

Would bury my face in his ass. Fuck yeah.

He’s so handsome and charismatic, but, according to his ex wife, he stinks because he doesn’t like showering.

R66 i would ask Orlando not to shower and smell his armpits anyday. His ex lacks taste I thought was katy perry was lucky girl when the nude pics were leaked. Now looking at that ass, she has progressed from lucky to luckiest girl surely

I can’t understand how this fine piece would settle for Katy Perry. He could have damn near any woman on this earth.

Katy and him apparently have a tumultuous relationship, they've separated and gotten back together multiple times.

Orlandos nipples r peculiar and his moobs are like apples

Like apples how? Biteable?

What’s his skin color?

I wonder what his twink body looked like under his elven cloak on the LotR set.

I wonder if kp eats him out. She seems like she would. Hed be sitting that thing on my face DAILY

Doesn't he have the herp?

What happened to that long softie of his?

R18 fug

Is he white?

how far we have fallen as a people. to call this 2020 mid-thigh attire "short shorts" is an affront to both our language and our history

Orlando's naked ass:

R78 = skin color troll. I trolldarred. This sort of comment is his ONLY contribution to threads.

He does have a slight swarthiness about him. Makes him all the much sexier IMO.

He's Jewish; olive skin is a given, isn't it?

R80 - his ass sure looks better in the shorts than bare!

Not the baby being named "Daisy Bloom"!

His bottom is a bit flat. But he has great legs, I will give him that.

Disappointed to hear about the hygiene. Is it a thing amongst actors and other entertainers? Bloom, Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Johnny Depp, Robert 'Shovel Face' Pattinson, Keanu Reeves. Shalene Woodley on the female side. Waddup w/that?

I didn’t realize he is Jewish. I thought his step-father is/was, but wasn’t aware he is.

why he with that smug fug miss perry????

R87 is correct -- Bloom is not Jewish, but his stepfather was. (that's where the Bloom comes from).

And Bloom is obviously uncut.

His body is much thicker now than the naked paddle boarding days.

Nice legs

This is Orlando, the pointy eared elf twink? I never got his appeal then but he is seriously attractive now, the mask covering his jaw line also helps.