Beached White Whale Blocking Biden's Transition

Would you approve of what she was doing if she was thin and attractive or would she be a “nazi barbie” then?

why are they all blonde?

According to Rep Gerry Connolly's twitter feed, she lied to Congress & the GSA pretty much admitted it.

She’ll be testifying tomorrow before Congress. DL fave Congresswoman Katie Porter will be asking some of the questions. I’ve got my popcorn ready

She is the biggest pig in DC. They’re gonna have to forklift her into the capitol to testify.

And we thought Uncle Joe is armed to the teeth with an army of lawyers as some fat old smug asses here have reassured us. How weak and lame the Democrats are going to be in this fight? Do something about it for fuck's sake.

She looks like Bill Barr in makeup. So that’s where he’s been lately. Hiding at the GSA!

She has the body that is built to survive famine.

Call Greenpeace and have that thing towed back out to sea where it belongs!

Let's use a backhoe to move a backwards ho'

Uhh, Hysterical Queen at R6, see R4. Let Congress do what they do. Biden is playing this just fine.

She's going to play Linda Tripp

"I am you"

She'll pretend she's caught in a dilemma - that she's a conscientious patriot simply doing her job

Hindenburg tries to save the Titanic.

Trump likes to hire the fatties because he thinks it makes him look slimmer in comparison. Sorry Donald, you are both Fat Asses.

JFC. These people all look like first class folks. Have some dignity, you fat cunt!

Step aside, and go to the god damned gym when it’s safe again.

[quote]Trump likes to hire the fatties

wait do I look fat on tv?

Pig in a wig. Lipstick on a pig, etc.

Jail her.

R2 proof that they’re part of the master race, no matter how much they have to fry their hair, change their names, lie about their families and backgrounds and educations to get there.

We see through you porky.

Biden and the Democrats dropped the ball on this one. They should've just thrown a donut out of a window, and she would've screamed in horror and jumped right after it (bonus point for her getting stuck in the window frame).

Do they still explode whales that are too heavy to move?

Somebody call Ishmael.

[quote] She’ll be testifying tomorrow before Congress. DL fave Congresswoman Katie Porter will be asking some of the questions.

Fuck. I hope Porter doesn’t end up like Jonah.

They better have the Sergeant-At-Arms prepped.

There's two whales. Trump is the first.

Katie Porter will destroy her. Shame I have to work

Hysterical? Wait until the presidency is decided by the Supreme Court again and you can still be so nonplussed, fat old fart smug ass?

R25, that's your own fault for not being born rich.

[quote]She looks like Bill Barr in makeup. So that’s where he’s been lately. Hiding at the GSA!

Make the hair blonde and you're onto something:

Donald Trump probably went down south on Frau Fette Fotze when no-one else would and that's probably why she's resisting the transition because she's hoping for a second round.

lol R28

Maybe, I should rephrase my question here for a holier-than-thou Michelle Obama: how the fuck lofty must we be posturing to fight this ugly war?

Kim Davis goes federal!

Lol, R26 aka R5. I love watching your trolly head explode.

Shut it, you deranged harpy. Curious; are you planning to go to Biden’s inauguration?

R20?

I usually take a laxative when that happens.

More like a bleached whale, amirite?

This seems more fitting, R34.

And very few (if any) are naturally blonde. R2.

Blubber butt needs to do her damn job. If she were thin I'd say the same thing-but I'd refer to it as a skinny hobag.

R13, thanks for my only laugh of the day. Much appreciated!

Did she testify today? What happened?

The cunt is refusing, R41. Not until Nov 30. i hope her arteries are clogged and she drops dead. Horrible bitch.

Can the fucking Dems get some god damned balls? You control the fucking House, Pelosi. DO SOMETHING.

LOCK HER UP!!

How come a fat bitch can’t get a heart attack when you need her to?

Refusing?! How the fuck do you refuse a subpoena from Congress?

Her next subpoena should be served to her in a cell.

What the ever-loving fuck? Since when can these people make their own goddamn rules? This is sickening. Why aren’t they doing something about this? I’m at a fucking loss right now.

[quote]Since when can these people make their own goddamn rules?

Since we found out that nothing we thought mattered matters. Everything we thought about the laws and the documents which created/govern those laws were bullshit. Trump's admin/family haven't been held accountable for a single violation. Look at L. Graham and his interference in GA. How is he not up on ethics violations? How is he not being made to resign? Yet Al Franken was made to resign.

The rules don't apply to the GOP.

R47, no one "made" Al Franken resign and Graham may well face charges. It's not like you build a case against someone in ten seconds.

The pig has finally decided to start the formal transition!

Tweet

Maybe she’ll quit her job if Chrissy Metz offers her a job as her stand-in.

I can't wait until she starts getting death threats from the Trumpers

She's ready to put out . . . transition funds

As Walter Shaub notes, she had to be cunty about it.

It's notable that her cuntiness isn't backed up. After all, if it was really about a strict interpretation of the rules, you'd think she'd consult the department's lawyers, and she'd be able to refer to their advice. But nope, it's all based on her opinion. The opinion of the woman who - at best - misled Congress with her testimony to protect Trump.

Lock her up for ignoring congressional subpoena! No Thanksgiving for her. And no Christmas either.

She relents. It sounds like she may have moved independently.

R57 Was it independent though? Trump's tweet said he recommended she do it.

Finally! I remembered who she reminds me of!

Brenda Nessleroad-Slaby, the über Frau who forgot that her daughter was in the car, but remembered to pick up donuts for the office!

He tweeted that after she sent the letter. I'm guessing she informed him of it. The tide is going out on him fast.

She didn’t inform him. Read that letter. It was written by the White House. She’s doing exactly what she’s been told to do in exchange for a presidential pardon via Twitter. He’s called off his nasty dogs now that she’s caved.

WTF? What crime did she commit, Sveta?

This is basically trumps concession. We aren’t gonna get any more than this

She was lured out of her office with a pallet of Hostess products and then Biden knew he had her.

R62 She misled Congress in 2018, an investigation could be opened into that.

yeah whatevs

she probably farted in her office, too, when nobody was there

Who the hell does she think she is fooling. Why people fall on the knife for Trump is beyond me.

She was holding out hope that Trump would grab her by the pussy.

The winds of change are upon us. Except I don’t want to smell this wind! Wind 💨 🤢

[quote] WTF? What crime did she commit, Sveta?

You’re not serious, right? Are you familiar with the United States Code at all?

Let’s start with 2 USC §192 and 18 USC §1505 and we’ll go from there.

I want the first question asked of her to be exactly this, and in these exact words:

Bitch, who the fuck is you?!

She also called him "Mr. Biden."

Fat fucking cunt.

Still beyond me how this cunt had audacity to play this stupid fucking game.

Sad that Emily's only claim to fame will be this shameful delay of the transition process.

Also that hot dog eating contest she won a few years ago in the parking lot of a Kenny Chesney concert.

She needs to still be held accountable for what she did. She shouldn't just be allowed to go because the consequences of what she did will still be felt.

"Emily Murphy" is such a common name. I pity the others who also have that name.

She was lured out of her office with a pallet of Hostess products and then Biden knew he had her.

Hunter Biden showed up with a box of cupcakes - I'd come out of hiding for that!

Stir the wind, reap the whirlwind, bitch! As others have noted, she could have simply said (from Day One): I appreciate the concern, but until X states certify results, I don't feel transition can commence given the close vote counts, discrepancies, what have you. Instead, a person who is *clearly* at a partisan hack (at best) played games with the new administration & was shocked - shocked - that she received angry blowback. At the earliest opportunity, she'll be all over Fox News, wailing about how she was threatened by the radical left. The upside is that no one that tunes in for the T&A on Fox is going to care about Miss Thunder Thighs.

Whatever the case, I'm glad the nonsense is over -and the effort should be focusing on people like Barr & Pompeo, who are actually dangerous, than this petty, self-important pencil pusher.

Her letter actually pissed me off. That cunt wants to play the victim when there isn't a single prominent Democrat who hasn't been terrorized by crazy conservatives for the past several years. Michelle should sit her fat ass down and school her on what it's like to have your life, the life of your children, and the life of your family threatened for DECADES.

I can't believe she had the audacity to play the victim.

On the bright side, when the TV movie of this gets made there will finally be a part big enough for Kistie Alley to play!

^^ Kirstie can play her if she loses weight ^^

Kick her in the cunt bone.

As if you could get through the layers of fat to reach the bone

She was swayed to commence the transition by 25 lbs of savory, smoked BBQ brisket.

Thar she blows!!...

This bitch is so fat I'll be at Thanksgiving she sucks all the meat off of a spiral ham and and uses the bone as a tooth pick. While her gunt rumbles to digest round eye, she eyes the 24 pound turkey with no intention of pardoning it.

We are being held hostage by these freaks and grifters.

They all belong in gitmo with the other terrorists.

She is a shockingly easy target. I can't imagine why she'd want to attract attention.

^This. She must think her professionalism triumphs, or something like that.

Or she was a lonely gal who met this wonderful guy during a cherry blossom tour and one thing led to another over summer. She thinks she's taking him home to meet her elderly parents over the holidays.

Call the Japanese. Whaling isn't always a bad thing. This creature could produce enough blubber to power all of South America for seven years.

R74 Her claim to fame should be for looking exactly like Madam Mim from Disney’s The Sword in the Stone.

She's an emotional eater.

Her letter actually pissed me off.

It was a bit much; it can be summed up as: ME, ME, I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON, passive aggressive fuck you to (whatever your title is) Biden, ME, ME, ME!!!

But for a Dump appointee, even one from a boring agency like GSA, is this surprising?

What's her job- writing a check?

Emily didn’t dry properly this morning, sat down for a pee while she was sweating under the barrage of strobes,and her big fat ass got stuck to the toilet seat. She had to call out to the Democrats for help. You know how the GSA heating systems are this time of year. That’s one theory. But I imagine she never expected being thrust into the limelight, and caved.

I don’t think she expected to be called in front of congress to answer for her insolence.

I don’t think she expected to be called in front of congress to answer for her insolence.

I can't imagine she didn't see that coming - ditto for all of her concerns about her safety. The story about her machinations in regards to the FBI headquarters/Trump hotel resurfaced this past week - I wondered if she'd previously lied to congress about that episode & figured they had an ambush waiting for her with her lies, so she threw in the towel to get them off her back.

If she was a real Trump supporter she'd take that fat ass to the San Andreas fault, jump up and down a few times, and break the biggest blue block into the ocean.

If you have to point out in a letter to Biden that you weren’t being unduly influenced, then you were likely being unduly influenced. It’s the old Republican games of projection and obfuscation. And when subpoenaed, she quickly learned which side actually held any power in this circumstance. She’s a traitor and a coward.

What machinations R96? I'm intrigued.

She was afraid of Katie Porter and her dry erase board. Can't blame her, ahahahah.

I want this fat bitch to suffer.

John Goodman should play her on SNL.

That letter she wrote was super cunty.

She looks exactly like the pig she is. Look at her chins!

She's grossly obese so one of the slow and nasty illnesses will get her eventually.

Hopefully Biden will have a firing list ready to implement on January 21st 2021 and Murphy will be close to the top of it.

We should be standing outside her offices with signs that just have a big white beached whale on them — no words. Lolololololilolol.

A congressmen from Northern VA sent a series of tweets this weekend that Emily's attempts to portray herself as an objective civil servant were false & that she (he didn't say "lie", but he strongly implied it) misled Congress about Dump's efforts to move the FBI Building close to the Old Post Office hotel in DC as a means to keep out a rival hotel. The upshot was that Emily told Congress one thing (she wasn't aware of the hotel deal), but the GSA later admitted that this wasn't true

[quote]John Goodman should play her on SNL.

Yes, she's definitely in the Linda Tripp/Bill Barr/Kim Davis lineage of morbidly obese right-wing political tools.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODMAN. Another possibility could be Jack Black.

Whatafatburger. Send her off to China. I’m sure they can think of a dozen creative ways of disposing of her. Moo goo gai pan, etc

The saddest part of this entire story: She's clearly someone who finds comfort in food, and now she's put herself under a lot of undue stress. Oh, and with the holidays...she'll easily gain 100lbs by the new year.

I like the Jack Black idea better!

Yes, Jack would be amazing. Any funny fat MAN will do though.

[quote] Hopefully Biden will have a firing list ready to implement on January 21st 2021 and Murphy will be close to the top of it.I

She will resign before then. I hope they still catch her in a huge net, tranquilize her and get a crane to lift her into a large harness/restraint. They could wheel her cage to the steps of the Capitol for a Congressional hearing. This kind of conduct borders on treason, it has caused unnecessary chaos and may have cost lives. She needs to testify under oath as to why she was motivated to delay the transition.

It didn't happen like they're saying. Someone very powerful called Trump and said, "Goddamn you, let those people get their transition in gear. YOU LOST! Do you hear me?!"*click*

Make an example out of the Great White Beached Whale!! The symbol for this must be a harpoon, natch.

Louie Anderson

Lol, Louie already played her... who knew?

Not big on Jack Black, but he is is hysterical in this clip from ‘Tropic Thunder’, which I dedicate to that fat ass GSA bitch.

Farley would have been great.

Those actors are all too pretty to play this pig and Goodman is too skinny now.

Ok, I know I said a MAN. But why deny this possibility — Melissa McCarthy. I know in my heart of hearts that Melissa would make her look like an even bigger asshole than we could even imagine. Remember her Sean Spicer???

Patience, please, I'm sure she has a lot on her plate.

Rumors that it was the Joint Chiefs telling Trump to get lost is what set the GSA pig in motion.

It was dear of Mother Pence to take her shopping at Dress Barn. Where the sleeve meets the body of the jacket on this soigne number -- the craftsmanship is ra-sha-sha!

When a person's neck is wider and larger than any part of his/her head, might this be a sign of deviance or mental retardation?

She shares her larger neck to head circumference ratio to the Omaha Incel Sonic killer.

Link of fatheaded Omaha killer