Matt Bomer shares terrifying family portrait

They paid someone for this????

Thank you, OP.

But I want to cut out my eyes.

It's just one of those cartoonized apps

DL is the only place I ever hear about this Bomer guy.

The kid in the lower middle looks like Friedrich from The Sound of Music.

That is very "Stepford" for the Holidays.

Yes, that’s Bomer’s own kid. I assume Halls has already written a promissory note to CAA about him.

Are they the Bomer-Halls or the Hall-Bomers? How is it decided? The top goes last?

None of the kids use Bomer’s name allegedly.

He is best understood as less of a parent than as Hall’s much older son from an early previous marriage.

WHY THE FUCK do you stalker freaks give a shit about some D-List actor's kids? That is really unsettling.

Hentai?

It looks like the cover of one of those "Flowers in the Attic" novels.

Shades of Margaret Keane...

It looks like a colored pencil drawing.

None of the kids are Bomer’s. They also all call him Matt. He’s not their dad.

I wonder if Matt and Simon bang in their house. I can’t image hearing my parents fucking and it’s two men.

Simon probably moans like a broad.

That's the stuff of nightmares.

[quote] I wonder if Matt and Simon bang in their house.

Where do you think they "bang"? Hotel rooms?

Only stupid, ugly fattards still use Imgur these days.

Hawt!

[quote] Where do you think they "bang"? Hotel rooms?

Married couples with kids don’t fuck a lot. Matt is also away. I bet they have an agreement...

Somewhere, Bryan Singer has that image etched on a small hand towel......

It looks like the book cover for a gay-themed "Flowers in the Attic."

R24, are you also R12, and will you also be R36?

I think a fan created it and sent it to them - leading to the Instagram thank you.

It has the feel of those restoration attempts so popular in Europe these days.

Oh, if it was from a fan he should've done an Instagram Story of him throwing it in the fireplace.

But at least we can take comfort in the fact he didn't pay for it.

Terrifyingly terrible fan art is one of the main cornerstones of Instagram, so that makes sense.

For fan art that's not bad at all. Anyyone getting upset over this is a mystery.

Well I think it's lovely.....

R22, Eh, I think if he had been fucking anyone else over the past decade something, anything, would have slipped out about it from someone, especially at the height of his beauty. I think people who have said that he doesn't seem that sexual are picking up on something. He has never so much as posted an actual shirtless photo on instagram. Maybe he really is an aspie?

And that painting is horrifying. It's sweet that he's sharing fan art though.

R31 Matt and her husband love each other, both must have had thousands of opportunities to be unfaithful and nothing has been known. In his latest Instagram post, he says that he does not like photos without a shirt, there is one of that photo session where he is in a bathing suit in a pool and it is the one that he does not publish.

[quote] Matt and her husband

Her?

So young !

I knew instantly where I saw this style before, this is just an elaborate prop in the lead up to the announcement that the whole family will be starring in a gay reboot of Family Ties!

Still looks like a “flowers in the attic” book cover.