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Perky Ass!!

If he came knocking at your door would you let him in? And how would you entertain him?

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by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 6:30 PM

Ask him to teach me photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 1November 22, 2020 2:24 AM

Them's cakes.

by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2020 2:26 AM

Whoa, who be he?

by Anonymousreply 3November 22, 2020 2:27 AM

OP, who is him?

by Anonymousreply 4November 22, 2020 2:27 AM

Prince Charming with a beautiful ass!

by Anonymousreply 5November 22, 2020 2:53 AM

Knock, knock, knock on WOOD!

by Anonymousreply 6November 22, 2020 2:57 AM

Coffee, tea, or a good rim job?

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by Anonymousreply 7November 22, 2020 3:14 AM

He looks short bus special.

Will I be able to tell that with his ass on my face??

by Anonymousreply 8November 22, 2020 3:18 AM

I love tard gays, R8.

We have ice cream afterwards!

by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2020 3:23 AM

I'd entertain him however he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 10November 22, 2020 3:25 AM

R9 Now that's an idea!!

by Anonymousreply 11November 22, 2020 3:25 AM

Oh fuck yes!

by Anonymousreply 12November 22, 2020 3:28 AM

Let me help you with that...…….

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by Anonymousreply 13November 22, 2020 3:33 AM

[quote] We have ice cream afterwards!

We have ice cream DURING!!!

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2020 3:34 AM

R12 Those cakes are too cute to pass up!

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by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2020 3:35 AM

Cakes AND ice cream!

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2020 3:41 AM

Any more pics?

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2020 3:42 AM

Where is the dick pic ??

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2020 3:44 AM

[quote] I love tard gays, R8. We have ice cream afterwards!

Dat's da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2020 3:44 AM

Just present dong and hole and I will pass judgment.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 3:54 AM

The Right Stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2020 6:23 PM

[quote] And how would you entertain him?

Hot food must be on hot plates. It’s no problem to put the plates in the oven after the roast has been turned down, and I think it’s an insult to a guest to offer meat on a plate that’s come right out of the cupboard.

Salads must be served on cold plates, and so must cold desserts. There’s nothing easier than to stack them in the refrigerator for a few hours. Butter should come on a bed of crushed ice, and hot bread should be kept hot in a napkin or a bread warmer.

A red vegetable next to a yellow one looks unappetizing. Two white ones, like celery and cauliflower, look awful.

Creamed chicken with mashed potatoes makes too much mush. Always serve something crisp with something soft.

Never team two sours, two sweets, or two bitters. Candied yams and cranberry sauce are both delectable, but together they break two of these rules, color and taste contrast.

For a buffet of twelve there should be two warm dishes. With any of these, serve a large, icy bowl of crisp salad with a choice of two or three dressings in little bowls alongside.

A bowl of flowers, carefully arranged by the hostess in the afternoon, and candles — always candlelight.

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 6:30 PM
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