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Perky Ass!!

If he came knocking at your door would you let him in? And how would you entertain him?

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by Anonymousreply 22Last Sunday at 9:30 AM

Ask him to teach me photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 5:24 PM

Them's cakes.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 5:26 PM

Whoa, who be he?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 5:27 PM

OP, who is him?

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 5:27 PM

Prince Charming with a beautiful ass!

by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 5:53 PM

Knock, knock, knock on WOOD!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 5:57 PM

Coffee, tea, or a good rim job?

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by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 6:14 PM

He looks short bus special.

Will I be able to tell that with his ass on my face??

by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 6:18 PM

I love tard gays, R8.

We have ice cream afterwards!

by Anonymousreply 9Last Saturday at 6:23 PM

I'd entertain him however he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Saturday at 6:25 PM

R9 Now that's an idea!!

by Anonymousreply 11Last Saturday at 6:25 PM

Oh fuck yes!

by Anonymousreply 12Last Saturday at 6:28 PM

Let me help you with that...…….

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Saturday at 6:33 PM

[quote] We have ice cream afterwards!

We have ice cream DURING!!!

by Anonymousreply 14Last Saturday at 6:34 PM

R12 Those cakes are too cute to pass up!

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by Anonymousreply 15Last Saturday at 6:35 PM

Cakes AND ice cream!

by Anonymousreply 16Last Saturday at 6:41 PM

Any more pics?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Saturday at 6:42 PM

Where is the dick pic ??

by Anonymousreply 18Last Saturday at 6:44 PM

[quote] I love tard gays, R8. We have ice cream afterwards!

Dat's da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Saturday at 6:44 PM

Just present dong and hole and I will pass judgment.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Saturday at 6:54 PM

The Right Stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 9:23 AM

[quote] And how would you entertain him?

Hot food must be on hot plates. It’s no problem to put the plates in the oven after the roast has been turned down, and I think it’s an insult to a guest to offer meat on a plate that’s come right out of the cupboard.

Salads must be served on cold plates, and so must cold desserts. There’s nothing easier than to stack them in the refrigerator for a few hours. Butter should come on a bed of crushed ice, and hot bread should be kept hot in a napkin or a bread warmer.

A red vegetable next to a yellow one looks unappetizing. Two white ones, like celery and cauliflower, look awful.

Creamed chicken with mashed potatoes makes too much mush. Always serve something crisp with something soft.

Never team two sours, two sweets, or two bitters. Candied yams and cranberry sauce are both delectable, but together they break two of these rules, color and taste contrast.

For a buffet of twelve there should be two warm dishes. With any of these, serve a large, icy bowl of crisp salad with a choice of two or three dressings in little bowls alongside.

A bowl of flowers, carefully arranged by the hostess in the afternoon, and candles — always candlelight.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Sunday at 9:30 AM
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