normal?
i haven't pooped in 11 days
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 14, 2021 3:47 AM |
You're probably pregnant. It's the fetus rejecting your body.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2020 1:24 AM |
Yes. Yes that's very normal OP.
Can we have your stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 22, 2020 1:27 AM |
You have another bowel obstruction from your chronic use of Opioids, Matthew...
You know after all these years, those pills turn the shit in your intestines to concrete.
Go and get your bowel re-sectioned again.
P.S. And maybe have them give you a boob lift while you're there
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2020 1:27 AM |
You have to take the cock outta your ass occasionally to let the shit out, slut.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 22, 2020 1:30 AM |
I make doo doos every day!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2020 1:32 AM |
I hear you get a prize once you get to 20 days.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 22, 2020 1:33 AM |
OP I sincerely hope you're taking stool softeners, drinking gallons of water, and try some miralax. Because you are going to regret it if you don't. This is not a good time to go to the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2020 1:34 AM |
Have you lost a dildo?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 22, 2020 1:58 AM |
This thread wins the prize for Retarded Thread Of the Week.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2020 3:31 AM |
Are you fasting?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2020 3:33 AM |
the ER staff is going to talk so much shit about you when you have to have them dig out your doodie bubble Bobby Brown style.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 22, 2020 3:35 AM |
OP is full of shit... literally
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 22, 2020 3:44 AM |
Eat a bag of Haribou Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 22, 2020 3:50 AM |
Drink more water. Hot.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2020 3:51 AM |
Why don't you ask your dead mother in a seance, OP? Didn't she also die from the same symptom?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 22, 2020 3:52 AM |
Eat a pint of Haagen Dazs strawberry ice cream, then make a pot of coffee. About 20 min. after you're done drinking the coffee, you'll be sprinting to the toilet.
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2020 3:59 AM |
Go to Fogo de Chao and eat to your heart's content. You will have the beef sweats and shits about an hour after and drop 10 pounds easily. You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2020 1:20 PM |
OP has finally got his shit together.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2020 2:53 PM |
If you're serious, ask your doctor to write a prescription for a colonoscopy prep solution (such as GoLYTELY®) and use it. Without too many details I had a serious problem that was unsolvable without two courses of this type of prep solution. That was after trying every other OTC product and all of the available prescription medications and solutions.
Again, if you're serious, do the prep. Do it again, if you have to. Don't wait. You could end up in the hospital for surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2020 3:11 PM |
You must be really hungry OP!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2020 3:22 PM |
Are you currently in labor, OP? Crowning? Use a pair of tongs as forecepts. I think you should name it "Dukie." Folded paper towels in the underwear!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 22, 2020 3:50 PM |
Honey, after 11 days....
there is no way this is going to be an unassisted delivery
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 22, 2020 9:50 PM |
Did the doo doos come out yet?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2020 9:41 AM |
I had roasted turnip with sage and lentils yesterday. Today I am farting every few minutes and have shit so much. Give it a try, OP. Gas and shit keep coming out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 23, 2020 10:43 AM |
Triple dose of Miralax, use three capfuls instead of one. Repeat the triple dose in eight hours, then again after another eight hours.
I'm eternally grateful to my nurse practitioner who prescribed this after multiple visits to urgent care where burned out uncaring doctors gave me no help at all. As God is my witness, I'll never suffer needlessly from extreme IBS constipation again!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 23, 2020 11:10 AM |
My doctor is a GI specialist and said Miralax is not a laxative and it is not addictive. YOU can take it every day or several times a week. But the key is drinking enough water and moving around. If you have IBS with constipation you need to move, baby. People who sit around are going to be in trouble. I'm talking about walking, OK. Just walk around, don't be too sedentary.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 23, 2020 1:54 PM |
R19 Please go into more detail. Was it terribly painful?
OP, please update. I worry when DLers post about a medical issue and don't follow up.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2020 1:45 AM |
I haven't pooped in 111 days!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2020 2:04 AM |
Yuck
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 20, 2021 4:30 AM |
I made a big doo doo!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 20, 2021 4:59 AM |
Tell me about it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 20, 2021 5:08 AM |
This reminds me of a NewsRadio episode where one of them compares quitting smoking to quitting going to the bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 20, 2021 5:23 AM |
If this is for real, get to a doc asap.
That is not normal at all.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 20, 2021 8:11 AM |
OP - have u shit yet?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 20, 2021 11:38 AM |
OP, can I have your stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 20, 2021 11:49 AM |
I made a 16 inch doo doo this morning. Yep, I measured it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 20, 2021 12:33 PM |
Stage 4 kidney failure means death is imminent when body cannot get rid of waste.
RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 20, 2021 12:55 PM |
OP is into extreme butt play, that’s why!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 20, 2021 1:02 PM |
I really do not like it when people don't update their medical posts.
OP, please come back and give us the satisfaction of knowing you're now regular and happy. Or have a colostomy and a smile!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 21, 2021 5:47 AM |
Magnesium Citrate.
Grape or cherry, your choice.
Just down the whole bottle and give it 30 minutes.
I recommend chilling it first in the fridge. Makes it taste better going down.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 21, 2021 5:53 AM |