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Make a declarative statement

No one is gonna buy or sell me ever again.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Monday at 6:32 AM

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 4:06 PM

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 4:07 PM

Trump lost the election.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 4:08 PM

Go, and never darken my towels again!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 4:10 PM

I will NEVER be blindsided like that again. I WILL listen to my gut.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 4:12 PM

R1 stole my answer! R1 is a cunt!


by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 4:13 PM

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 4:13 PM

Dear R6 -

Consider my R4 post directed at you.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 4:15 PM

^^ oops I meant to sign that R1 ^^

by Anonymousreply 9Last Saturday at 4:16 PM

I have no idea what this thread is even about. Are you all on drugs?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Saturday at 4:16 PM

"Guns will never go away, we will always have guns."

Yelled at me this week by a deranged co-worker who thinks guns are more important than being polite to those who don't give a damn what your stupid ass thinks.

Gratefully, she's moving to Texas soon where she says she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns. Really. She said that.

Get out, bitch, and take your god damned guns with you!

by Anonymousreply 11Last Saturday at 4:21 PM


Oh, too bad R10!

Everybody, let's have a big hand for r10, better luck next time, dear.

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Saturday at 4:22 PM


by Anonymousreply 13Last Saturday at 4:25 PM

When they go low, we get high.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Saturday at 4:26 PM

Plug it up! Plug it up!

by Anonymousreply 15Last Saturday at 4:28 PM

The best...... is yet...... to coooooooome!

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by Anonymousreply 16Last Saturday at 4:31 PM

"Will you shut up, man!"

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by Anonymousreply 17Last Saturday at 4:34 PM

That was impressively cunty.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Saturday at 4:39 PM

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

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by Anonymousreply 19Last Saturday at 4:43 PM

I will boycott The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until the day rock 'n' roll legend Connie Francis is inducted into it!

by Anonymousreply 20Last Saturday at 4:43 PM

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Saturday at 4:58 PM

Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

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by Anonymousreply 22Last Saturday at 4:58 PM

I just noticed how much Gillian Anderson looks like Joan Crawford. I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Saturday at 4:59 PM

R13 But what about the planes???

by Anonymousreply 24Last Saturday at 5:07 PM

I am woman, hear me roar!

by Anonymousreply 25Last Saturday at 5:15 PM

I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you...FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 26Last Saturday at 6:00 PM

R29...I, as well.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Saturday at 6:08 PM

It’s time to start thinking of me.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Saturday at 6:13 PM

Nobody asked how I was doing.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Saturday at 6:16 PM

And God said, “Let there be light, and there was light!”

by Anonymousreply 30Last Saturday at 6:26 PM

This one time at band camp I put a flute up my cooter.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Saturday at 6:27 PM

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Saturday at 6:34 PM

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

by Anonymousreply 33Last Saturday at 6:45 PM

Vengeance is mine.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Saturday at 7:10 PM

I would like fries with that.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Saturday at 7:16 PM

I've had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Saturday at 7:21 PM

I absolutely refuse to become trans.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Saturday at 7:27 PM

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!

by Anonymousreply 38Last Saturday at 7:31 PM

You're much too fat and that's that!

Yes, you're much too large, you're like a barge You ain't so great with all that freight Oh, Honey, you're so f-a-a-t And, baby, that's that

by Anonymousreply 39Last Saturday at 8:02 PM

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Saturday at 8:24 PM

I am determined to open this klyptonite-sealed plastic carton of Flonase nasal spray before I die.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 10:14 PM

I am going to bed hungry.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Saturday at 10:50 PM

Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine

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by Anonymousreply 43Last Sunday at 4:29 AM

Small business owners complain too much.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Sunday at 6:15 AM

I hate gynaecologists. A man who can look you in the vagina, but never in the eye.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Sunday at 6:44 AM

My turn again......

Motherfucker! Motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 46Last Sunday at 6:58 AM

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

by Anonymousreply 47Last Sunday at 7:01 AM

Cogito ergo sum.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Sunday at 7:01 AM

I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!!

by Anonymousreply 49Last Sunday at 7:02 AM

No soup for you!

by Anonymousreply 50Last Sunday at 7:03 AM

[quote] And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Sunday at 7:06 AM

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Sunday at 7:07 AM


by Anonymousreply 53Last Sunday at 7:09 AM

I shall reign!

by Anonymousreply 54Last Sunday at 7:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 55Last Sunday at 7:15 AM

I have a dream!

by Anonymousreply 56Last Sunday at 7:24 AM

If this thread was a test, at least third of you have failed it so far.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Sunday at 7:27 AM

Tossing R57 an 'a' to place before the "third".

by Anonymousreply 58Last Sunday at 7:30 AM

Jesus wept.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Sunday at 7:31 AM

Here are a few:

Many of the examples given here are not examples of declarative statements.

Some people don't know the difference between declarative, imperative, and exclamatory sentences.

R10 and R24 used interrogative sentences instead of declarative sentences.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Sunday at 7:42 AM

R60, why don't you tell people what a declarative statement is, then.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Sunday at 7:49 AM

A declarative sentence makes a statement of fact or expresses an opinion. For example:

"Trump lost the election." - states a fact

"The entire Trump family should go to jail." - expresses an opinion

An imperative sentence gives a command or makes a request. For example:

"Lock him up!" - gives a command

"Please arrest the fucker." - makes a request

An exclamatory sentence expresses strong emotion such as excitement, happiness, anger, or surprise, and is punctuated with an exclamation point. For example:

"Trump lost!" - expresses great happiness

"I hate that motherfucker!" - expresses strong anger

An interrogative sentence asks a question. For example:

"How many years will Trump's prison sentence be?" - asks a question

I hope this helps you, R61.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Sunday at 8:35 AM

I know what a declarative statement is, R62. I went to Catholic school & was paying attention during English. But, IMO, if posters want to correct others, then maybe they should tell people what the "right way" is.

Thank you for clearing that up for everybody.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Sunday at 9:22 AM

Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Sunday at 9:27 AM

I am the author of the dictionary that defines ME.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 9:32 AM

“I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.”

by Anonymousreply 66Last Sunday at 9:36 AM

Here's John Wayne in swim shorts with man purse.

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by Anonymousreply 67Last Sunday at 9:39 AM

I'm a whore, Darling.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Sunday at 9:42 AM

I've stated my boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Sunday at 9:51 AM

[quote] R11 ...she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns.

How people came to equate guns and Christianity, I'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Sunday at 9:52 AM

R16 Can you believe this cunt was once married to Gavin Newson? (Kimberly Guilfoyle)

by Anonymousreply 71Last Sunday at 9:55 AM

I am Dr. Amy Bishop!

by Anonymousreply 72Last Sunday at 10:09 AM

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Sunday at 10:12 AM

I made a declarative statement.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Sunday at 10:17 AM

"I am not a crook" "I didn't have sex with that woman" "Like a miracle it will go away"

by Anonymousreply 75Last Sunday at 10:18 AM

r62 had vaginosis.

r62's pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 76Last Sunday at 10:20 AM

R76, I'll give you credit for your first sentence. However, your second sentence is exclamatory instead of declarative.

Try harder next time. (Imperative)

by Anonymousreply 77Last Sunday at 10:26 AM

R77 is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Sunday at 12:11 PM

Oh Mighty Isis!

by Anonymousreply 79Last Sunday at 1:22 PM

Zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I may fly!!

by Anonymousreply 80Last Sunday at 1:47 PM


by Anonymousreply 81Last Sunday at 8:10 PM

He may have been a war hero but he never had enough guts to buy his old lady a box of tampons.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Sunday at 11:42 PM

I do declare, I lick Trump's balls cuz Lord, they're not gonna lick themselves.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Sunday at 11:53 PM

Oh, and another thing: you’re ALL fired.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Monday at 12:55 AM

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Monday at 4:21 AM

I’m making a mistake I have no choice but to make.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Monday at 4:27 AM

Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

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by Anonymousreply 87Last Monday at 5:33 AM

You'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Monday at 5:55 AM

My apartment is not a BnB - bring your own towel if you're going to spend the night! And leave my turkey meatballs alone!

by Anonymousreply 89Last Monday at 5:58 AM

The Oscar for Best Picture goes to La La Land.

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by Anonymousreply 90Last Monday at 6:25 AM

"Fiery the angels fell...burning with the fires of Orc."

by Anonymousreply 91Last Monday at 6:32 AM
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