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Make a declarative statement

No one is gonna buy or sell me ever again.

by Anonymousreply 91November 23, 2020 3:32 PM

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

by Anonymousreply 1November 22, 2020 1:06 AM

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2020 1:07 AM

Trump lost the election.

by Anonymousreply 3November 22, 2020 1:08 AM

Go, and never darken my towels again!

by Anonymousreply 4November 22, 2020 1:10 AM

I will NEVER be blindsided like that again. I WILL listen to my gut.

by Anonymousreply 5November 22, 2020 1:12 AM

R1 stole my answer! R1 is a cunt!

I HATE R1!

by Anonymousreply 6November 22, 2020 1:13 AM

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.

by Anonymousreply 7November 22, 2020 1:13 AM

Dear R6 -

Consider my R4 post directed at you.

by Anonymousreply 8November 22, 2020 1:15 AM

^^ oops I meant to sign that R1 ^^

by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2020 1:16 AM

I have no idea what this thread is even about. Are you all on drugs?

by Anonymousreply 10November 22, 2020 1:16 AM

"Guns will never go away, we will always have guns."

Yelled at me this week by a deranged co-worker who thinks guns are more important than being polite to those who don't give a damn what your stupid ass thinks.

Gratefully, she's moving to Texas soon where she says she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns. Really. She said that.

Get out, bitch, and take your god damned guns with you!

by Anonymousreply 11November 22, 2020 1:21 AM

Bzzzt!

Oh, too bad R10!

Everybody, let's have a big hand for r10, better luck next time, dear.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 22, 2020 1:22 AM

NO. MORE. WIRE. HANGARS.

by Anonymousreply 13November 22, 2020 1:25 AM

When they go low, we get high.

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2020 1:26 AM

Plug it up! Plug it up!

by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2020 1:28 AM

The best...... is yet...... to coooooooome!

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by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2020 1:31 AM

"Will you shut up, man!"

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by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2020 1:34 AM

That was impressively cunty.

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2020 1:39 AM

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

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by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2020 1:43 AM

I will boycott The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until the day rock 'n' roll legend Connie Francis is inducted into it!

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 1:43 AM

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2020 1:58 AM

Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 1:58 AM

I just noticed how much Gillian Anderson looks like Joan Crawford. I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2020 1:59 AM

R13 But what about the planes???

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2020 2:07 AM

I am woman, hear me roar!

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2020 2:15 AM

I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you...FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2020 3:00 AM

R29...I, as well.

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2020 3:08 AM

It’s time to start thinking of me.

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2020 3:13 AM

Nobody asked how I was doing.

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2020 3:16 AM

And God said, “Let there be light, and there was light!”

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2020 3:26 AM

This one time at band camp I put a flute up my cooter.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2020 3:27 AM

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2020 3:34 AM

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2020 3:45 AM

Vengeance is mine.

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2020 4:10 AM

I would like fries with that.

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2020 4:16 AM

I've had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 36November 22, 2020 4:21 AM

I absolutely refuse to become trans.

by Anonymousreply 37November 22, 2020 4:27 AM

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!

by Anonymousreply 38November 22, 2020 4:31 AM

You're much too fat and that's that!

Yes, you're much too large, you're like a barge You ain't so great with all that freight Oh, Honey, you're so f-a-a-t And, baby, that's that

by Anonymousreply 39November 22, 2020 5:02 AM

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.

by Anonymousreply 40November 22, 2020 5:24 AM

I am determined to open this klyptonite-sealed plastic carton of Flonase nasal spray before I die.

by Anonymousreply 41November 22, 2020 7:14 AM

I am going to bed hungry.

by Anonymousreply 42November 22, 2020 7:50 AM

Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine

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by Anonymousreply 43November 22, 2020 1:29 PM

Small business owners complain too much.

by Anonymousreply 44November 22, 2020 3:15 PM

I hate gynaecologists. A man who can look you in the vagina, but never in the eye.

by Anonymousreply 45November 22, 2020 3:44 PM

My turn again......

Motherfucker! Motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 46November 22, 2020 3:58 PM

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

by Anonymousreply 47November 22, 2020 4:01 PM

Cogito ergo sum.

by Anonymousreply 48November 22, 2020 4:01 PM

I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!!

by Anonymousreply 49November 22, 2020 4:02 PM

No soup for you!

by Anonymousreply 50November 22, 2020 4:03 PM

[quote] And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them.

by Anonymousreply 51November 22, 2020 4:06 PM

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

by Anonymousreply 52November 22, 2020 4:07 PM

WE SHALL OVERCOME!

by Anonymousreply 53November 22, 2020 4:09 PM

I shall reign!

by Anonymousreply 54November 22, 2020 4:15 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Anonymousreply 55November 22, 2020 4:15 PM

I have a dream!

by Anonymousreply 56November 22, 2020 4:24 PM

If this thread was a test, at least third of you have failed it so far.

by Anonymousreply 57November 22, 2020 4:27 PM

Tossing R57 an 'a' to place before the "third".

by Anonymousreply 58November 22, 2020 4:30 PM

Jesus wept.

by Anonymousreply 59November 22, 2020 4:31 PM

Here are a few:

Many of the examples given here are not examples of declarative statements.

Some people don't know the difference between declarative, imperative, and exclamatory sentences.

R10 and R24 used interrogative sentences instead of declarative sentences.

by Anonymousreply 60November 22, 2020 4:42 PM

R60, why don't you tell people what a declarative statement is, then.

by Anonymousreply 61November 22, 2020 4:49 PM

A declarative sentence makes a statement of fact or expresses an opinion. For example:

"Trump lost the election." - states a fact

"The entire Trump family should go to jail." - expresses an opinion

An imperative sentence gives a command or makes a request. For example:

"Lock him up!" - gives a command

"Please arrest the fucker." - makes a request

An exclamatory sentence expresses strong emotion such as excitement, happiness, anger, or surprise, and is punctuated with an exclamation point. For example:

"Trump lost!" - expresses great happiness

"I hate that motherfucker!" - expresses strong anger

An interrogative sentence asks a question. For example:

"How many years will Trump's prison sentence be?" - asks a question

I hope this helps you, R61.

by Anonymousreply 62November 22, 2020 5:35 PM

I know what a declarative statement is, R62. I went to Catholic school & was paying attention during English. But, IMO, if posters want to correct others, then maybe they should tell people what the "right way" is.

Thank you for clearing that up for everybody.

by Anonymousreply 63November 22, 2020 6:22 PM

Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.

by Anonymousreply 64November 22, 2020 6:27 PM

I am the author of the dictionary that defines ME.

by Anonymousreply 65November 22, 2020 6:32 PM

“I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.”

by Anonymousreply 66November 22, 2020 6:36 PM

Here's John Wayne in swim shorts with man purse.

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by Anonymousreply 67November 22, 2020 6:39 PM

I'm a whore, Darling.

by Anonymousreply 68November 22, 2020 6:42 PM

I've stated my boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 69November 22, 2020 6:51 PM

[quote] R11 ...she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns.

How people came to equate guns and Christianity, I'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 70November 22, 2020 6:52 PM

R16 Can you believe this cunt was once married to Gavin Newson? (Kimberly Guilfoyle)

by Anonymousreply 71November 22, 2020 6:55 PM

I am Dr. Amy Bishop!

by Anonymousreply 72November 22, 2020 7:09 PM

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.

by Anonymousreply 73November 22, 2020 7:12 PM

I made a declarative statement.

by Anonymousreply 74November 22, 2020 7:17 PM

"I am not a crook" "I didn't have sex with that woman" "Like a miracle it will go away"

by Anonymousreply 75November 22, 2020 7:18 PM

r62 had vaginosis.

r62's pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 76November 22, 2020 7:20 PM

R76, I'll give you credit for your first sentence. However, your second sentence is exclamatory instead of declarative.

Try harder next time. (Imperative)

by Anonymousreply 77November 22, 2020 7:26 PM

R77 is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 78November 22, 2020 9:11 PM

Oh Mighty Isis!

by Anonymousreply 79November 22, 2020 10:22 PM

Zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I may fly!!

by Anonymousreply 80November 22, 2020 10:47 PM

Threadkiller.

by Anonymousreply 81November 23, 2020 5:10 AM

He may have been a war hero but he never had enough guts to buy his old lady a box of tampons.

by Anonymousreply 82November 23, 2020 8:42 AM

I do declare, I lick Trump's balls cuz Lord, they're not gonna lick themselves.

by Anonymousreply 83November 23, 2020 8:53 AM

Oh, and another thing: you’re ALL fired.

by Anonymousreply 84November 23, 2020 9:55 AM

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by Anonymousreply 85November 23, 2020 1:21 PM

I’m making a mistake I have no choice but to make.

by Anonymousreply 86November 23, 2020 1:27 PM

Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

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by Anonymousreply 87November 23, 2020 2:33 PM

You'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.

by Anonymousreply 88November 23, 2020 2:55 PM

My apartment is not a BnB - bring your own towel if you're going to spend the night! And leave my turkey meatballs alone!

by Anonymousreply 89November 23, 2020 2:58 PM

The Oscar for Best Picture goes to La La Land.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 23, 2020 3:25 PM

"Fiery the angels fell...burning with the fires of Orc."

by Anonymousreply 91November 23, 2020 3:32 PM
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