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Marx Brothers - Who's your favorite and

Marry, Fuck, Kill?

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by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 6:18 PM

I loves Harpo. God knows I do, but I'll kill him dead fo I let him beat me!

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 3:17 PM


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by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 3:23 PM

Marry Harpo,

Fuck Zeppo,

Kill Chico.

Drink with Groucho, and have Gummo help with by investments.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 3:51 PM


I don't remember the exact exchange, but when Groucho hosted the You Bet Your Life game show, a priest was a contestant in one episode.

The priest said something to the effect, " I want to thank you, Groucho, for all the joy you've brought into the world."

To which Groucho replied, "And I want to thank you, Father, for all the joy you've taken out of it."

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 4:04 PM

Never could stand them. Any of them.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 4:12 PM


by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 5:48 PM

By all accounts Harpo was a really sweet guy -Everyone loved him. Groucho was funny, but a jerk.

Marry: Harpo Fuck: Chico Kill: Gummo (cuz no one would notice and I'd get away with it)

by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 6:02 PM


by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 6:18 PM
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