Marry, Fuck, Kill?
I loves Harpo. God knows I do, but I'll kill him dead fo I let him beat me!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2020 12:17 AM |
Marry Harpo,
Fuck Zeppo,
Kill Chico.
Drink with Groucho, and have Gummo help with by investments.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2020 12:51 AM |
Groucho
I don't remember the exact exchange, but when Groucho hosted the You Bet Your Life game show, a priest was a contestant in one episode.
The priest said something to the effect, " I want to thank you, Groucho, for all the joy you've brought into the world."
To which Groucho replied, "And I want to thank you, Father, for all the joy you've taken out of it."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 22, 2020 1:04 AM |
Never could stand them. Any of them.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2020 1:12 AM |
Karl
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 22, 2020 2:48 AM |
By all accounts Harpo was a really sweet guy -Everyone loved him. Groucho was funny, but a jerk.
Marry: Harpo Fuck: Chico Kill: Gummo (cuz no one would notice and I'd get away with it)
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2020 3:02 AM |
Vivian.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 22, 2020 3:18 AM |