Celebrities with edible asses.

James Franco looks like he doesn’t know how to wipe properly.

How do YOU wipe, R1?

DL fave Anthony Recker

R2, Hi, James! The only thing shittier than your unwiped ass are those god awful movies you keep making. Give my best to Dave!

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".

I kept noticing in this season of "The Crown" how nice Josh O'Connor's ass looked in more casual clothes in the Australia episode, and how much fun it would be to rim him.

Bum bump

Chrissy Metz? That girl from precious?

Jack Carson ...when he was alive.

Chris Evans

Bum bump

Matt Bomer. Bouncy and jiggly.

Have to add Ryan Reynolds and Matt LeBlanc (1997)

Tom Holland

John Legend

Christian McCaffrey

Justin Trudeau

R12: Matt Bomer’s ass is overrated.

An oldie, but a goodie - Eddie Cibrian.

Gronk

This is *supposedly* Enrique Iglesias.

Matthew McConaughey.

Matt LeBlanc (thought this might be a common pic, but reverse Google search doesn't find anything)

Sorry, let's try Matt LeBlanc again.

Gronk has a great body obviously. That face, especially his nose, seem rather broken.

R17 and R22 - yes, but where's the ass pic?

R21 didnt know that existed - thanks

David Schwimmer in the early days of "Friends".

Larry King once received an "erotic cake" in the shape of an ass for his 77th birthday.

It was the first time in decade that Larry could legitimately claim he had an edible ass.

Unfortunately, he was confuse and stuck a coffee stirrer in it.

He asked if he had a temperature.

Henry Cavill

R27, unfortunately Henry has only shown his ass once, back in his "Tudors" days:

R28 it's ridiculous that he hasn't shown it off on The Witcher.

That's NOT Henry.

R28 Well that’s practically ancient, or at least medieval!

R30, yes it's Henry. It's from one of the early episodes of "The Tudors".

You can see the scene here:

Buttbump

Buttbump

Isn’t that when you put coke up your ass?

Now and forever: Chris Meloni

I find Gronk sexless. He's so stupid acting it makes him unattractive.

[R6] please give us some Josh O'Connor ass pics pls

A coquettish Cody Christian

Ryan Reynolds Nick Jonas Chris Hemsworth!!!!

Tom Daley, Tom Holland, Tom Mercier, Tom Mison, Tom Hardy (dirty hot ass), Tom Webb, Prince Harry, Justin Trudeau, Vincent Cassal (old dirty hot ass), Gaspard Ulliel

R37 Agree...he's like a doof with no sex appeal; he's be fun to hang out with, though.

Jimmy Garoppolo, Cristiano Ronaldo and Badr Hari!!!

I like doofuses. Especially ones with big sausages. Pour your Gronk on me.

[quote] Matt Bomer. Bouncy and jiggly.

R12 yeah, Boner’s ain’t half bad

Fat Kathleen Turner

Josh O'Connor ass from [italic]God's Own Country[/italic]

Mr Arthur Chatto

Gee, anyone under 50? Asses get old fast. But y'all know that.

Back in the day-Christopher Atkins.

Joe Dallesandro.

Mark Paul Gosselaar.

Tyson Beckford.

I loved that bare-ass shot that John Stamos did for Paper magazine a few years back. Great set of cheeks on him! I certainly fantasized about giving him a rimmy.

Josh Hutcherson

Josh Henderson

Kieran Hayler. Most probably haven’t heard of him outside the UK. He was married to train-wreck Katie Price, a tabloid fave over there. Anyhoo, he was a stripper and was SMOKIN’ hot back in the day. A little less so now. a bit balding and pudgier than he used to be. I still find him sexy though.

He’s put out an OnlyFans and his arse is featured prominently. Full hole shots included! He’s got a nice little bum. I should know. He’s sent me some custom-made ass pics. He’s my latest go to guy when I need a wank.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

Howard from Big Bang Theory.

R49 Asses do not get old fast. Dermot Mulroney ass is full blown in its 50s and hot as.

[quote] and hot as

Hot as what, Clarice?

World figure skating medalist Paul Poirier:

I'd have to add Ryan Reynolds. Would love to chow down on that ass for a week.

DL fav James Corden, of course. BUFFET TIME.

Rocco Ritchie

I know what you mean about Gronk, r37 and r42, but I think it would be totally different in person. I would have a hard time keeping my hands off of him.

Woody Allen - me know with experience.

R64 WTF?????!!!!

I mean, technically, EVERYONE has an edible ass, OP.

Guess the butt

Gays guessing

Butt bump

MPG.

LPSG

I'll have to add Nick Jonas. Woof.

bump

I wouldn't lick any celebrities ass unless he's gay. It's common knowledge that most straight men don't wipe properly.

Remember the skidmarks in your roomates and friends boxers?

J.K. Simmons in "Oz".

R78 JK Simmons is crusty and old as fuck, but he can get anything he wants from me!

When he scooped grease outta that tub to rape that guy on OZ, little does he know, he raped me that night too!!!! Damn that was hot!

bumpty bump

R64 I am barfing!

Mario Lopez!

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

What's his name from Starsky & Hutch.

(sorry to go back so far)

PLUS - boy, this is a shit thread!