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Ryan Phillipe James Franco (after a Silkwood shower) Channing Tatum
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It's been a while since we've had one of these threads. They're fun!
I'll start.
Ryan Phillipe James Franco (after a Silkwood shower) Channing Tatum
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 30, 2021 4:19 PM |
James Franco looks like he doesn’t know how to wipe properly.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 21, 2020 7:53 PM |
How do YOU wipe, R1?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 21, 2020 7:58 PM |
R2, Hi, James! The only thing shittier than your unwiped ass are those god awful movies you keep making. Give my best to Dave!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 21, 2020 8:15 PM |
I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 21, 2020 8:15 PM |
I kept noticing in this season of "The Crown" how nice Josh O'Connor's ass looked in more casual clothes in the Australia episode, and how much fun it would be to rim him.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2020 8:18 PM |
Bum bump
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2020 2:32 AM |
Chrissy Metz? That girl from precious?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 22, 2020 2:39 AM |
Jack Carson ...when he was alive.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2020 2:41 AM |
Chris Evans
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2020 4:09 AM |
Bum bump
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2020 3:27 AM |
Have to add Ryan Reynolds and Matt LeBlanc (1997)
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2020 4:20 PM |
Tom Holland
John Legend
Christian McCaffrey
Justin Trudeau
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2020 4:22 PM |
R12: Matt Bomer’s ass is overrated.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2020 4:24 PM |
Matt LeBlanc (thought this might be a common pic, but reverse Google search doesn't find anything)
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2020 8:33 PM |
Gronk has a great body obviously. That face, especially his nose, seem rather broken.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 23, 2020 8:43 PM |
R17 and R22 - yes, but where's the ass pic?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2020 8:47 PM |
R21 didnt know that existed - thanks
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 25, 2020 2:13 AM |
David Schwimmer in the early days of "Friends".
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 25, 2020 2:18 AM |
Larry King once received an "erotic cake" in the shape of an ass for his 77th birthday.
It was the first time in decade that Larry could legitimately claim he had an edible ass.
Unfortunately, he was confuse and stuck a coffee stirrer in it.
He asked if he had a temperature.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2020 2:54 AM |
Henry Cavill
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2020 4:09 AM |
R27, unfortunately Henry has only shown his ass once, back in his "Tudors" days:
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2020 4:16 AM |
R28 it's ridiculous that he hasn't shown it off on The Witcher.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 25, 2020 9:02 AM |
That's NOT Henry.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 25, 2020 9:13 AM |
R28 Well that’s practically ancient, or at least medieval!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 25, 2020 10:11 AM |
R30, yes it's Henry. It's from one of the early episodes of "The Tudors".
You can see the scene here:
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 25, 2020 10:27 AM |
Buttbump
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 1, 2020 5:36 PM |
Buttbump
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 1, 2020 5:36 PM |
Isn’t that when you put coke up your ass?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 1, 2020 5:44 PM |
I find Gronk sexless. He's so stupid acting it makes him unattractive.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 13, 2020 6:09 AM |
[R6] please give us some Josh O'Connor ass pics pls
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 13, 2020 8:32 AM |
Ryan Reynolds Nick Jonas Chris Hemsworth!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 24, 2021 2:27 PM |
Tom Daley, Tom Holland, Tom Mercier, Tom Mison, Tom Hardy (dirty hot ass), Tom Webb, Prince Harry, Justin Trudeau, Vincent Cassal (old dirty hot ass), Gaspard Ulliel
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 24, 2021 2:39 PM |
R37 Agree...he's like a doof with no sex appeal; he's be fun to hang out with, though.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 24, 2021 2:40 PM |
Jimmy Garoppolo, Cristiano Ronaldo and Badr Hari!!!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 24, 2021 2:42 PM |
I like doofuses. Especially ones with big sausages. Pour your Gronk on me.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 24, 2021 2:55 PM |
[quote] Matt Bomer. Bouncy and jiggly.
R12 yeah, Boner’s ain’t half bad
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 24, 2021 4:38 PM |
Fat Kathleen Turner
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 24, 2021 5:14 PM |
Josh O'Connor ass from [italic]God's Own Country[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 24, 2021 5:20 PM |
Gee, anyone under 50? Asses get old fast. But y'all know that.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 28, 2021 12:36 AM |
Back in the day-Christopher Atkins.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 28, 2021 12:48 AM |
Joe Dallesandro.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 28, 2021 12:49 AM |
Mark Paul Gosselaar.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 28, 2021 12:49 AM |
Tyson Beckford.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 28, 2021 12:50 AM |
I loved that bare-ass shot that John Stamos did for Paper magazine a few years back. Great set of cheeks on him! I certainly fantasized about giving him a rimmy.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 28, 2021 12:53 AM |
Kieran Hayler. Most probably haven’t heard of him outside the UK. He was married to train-wreck Katie Price, a tabloid fave over there. Anyhoo, he was a stripper and was SMOKIN’ hot back in the day. A little less so now. a bit balding and pudgier than he used to be. I still find him sexy though.
He’s put out an OnlyFans and his arse is featured prominently. Full hole shots included! He’s got a nice little bum. I should know. He’s sent me some custom-made ass pics. He’s my latest go to guy when I need a wank.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 28, 2021 1:09 AM |
Does he have “an” Onlyfans?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 28, 2021 1:14 AM |
Howard from Big Bang Theory.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 28, 2021 1:15 AM |
R49 Asses do not get old fast. Dermot Mulroney ass is full blown in its 50s and hot as.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 28, 2021 1:16 AM |
[quote] and hot as
Hot as what, Clarice?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 28, 2021 1:17 AM |
I'd have to add Ryan Reynolds. Would love to chow down on that ass for a week.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 28, 2021 6:19 PM |
Rocco Ritchie
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 29, 2021 6:15 AM |
I know what you mean about Gronk, r37 and r42, but I think it would be totally different in person. I would have a hard time keeping my hands off of him.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 29, 2021 6:27 AM |
Woody Allen - me know with experience.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 29, 2021 6:33 AM |
R64 WTF?????!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 29, 2021 6:41 AM |
I mean, technically, EVERYONE has an edible ass, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 29, 2021 6:57 AM |
Butt bump
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 29, 2021 3:55 PM |
I'll have to add Nick Jonas. Woof.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 30, 2021 8:17 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 4, 2021 2:35 PM |
I wouldn't lick any celebrities ass unless he's gay. It's common knowledge that most straight men don't wipe properly.
Remember the skidmarks in your roomates and friends boxers?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 4, 2021 2:40 PM |
R78 JK Simmons is crusty and old as fuck, but he can get anything he wants from me!
When he scooped grease outta that tub to rape that guy on OZ, little does he know, he raped me that night too!!!! Damn that was hot!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 4, 2021 4:53 PM |
bumpty bump
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 30, 2021 4:04 PM |
R64 I am barfing!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 30, 2021 4:10 PM |
Mario Lopez!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 30, 2021 4:11 PM |
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 30, 2021 4:17 PM |
What's his name from Starsky & Hutch.
(sorry to go back so far)
PLUS - boy, this is a shit thread!
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