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We need a Muriel appreciation thread, so this is dedicated to all things Muriel!

I know we occasionally hear from her, but I'm just curious if anyone has actually met Muriel? Or seen her? I vacillate between imagining her as Muriel of Oz..."Pay no attention to that stunning woman behind the curtain"...and the modern day Muriel Wonka, who collects our data and stats, and keeps track of WWs and FFs so that one day, one of us will get the Golden Ticket and inherit the DL cesspool we all know and love.

Anyway, thanks, Muriel, for putting up with all our shit and somehow managing to avoid lawsuits and prison time.

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by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2020

And just FYI, no, I'm not Muriel.

by Anonymousreply 111/21/2020

I've been reading of the legendary Muriel on DL for ages -But I have no idea who she is. Or even who she is supposed to be? Does she own the site?

by Anonymousreply 211/21/2020

Are we sure she's avoided prison time completely? Because she sure seems to be AWOL from the site most of the time.

by Anonymousreply 311/21/2020

Dat’s da suck-up!

by Anonymousreply 411/21/2020

Ok, who exactly Muriel is ? We need some ederly Dlers here

by Anonymousreply 511/21/2020

Muriel gave us a glimpse into "her" life on this AMA.

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by Anonymousreply 611/21/2020

“Muriel” is like “Dr. Who” or “James Bond”.

A code word, not a real person.

I appreciate that they mostly leave us alone, only swooping in when there’s trolls to be tagged.

by Anonymousreply 711/21/2020

I think her ongoing refusal to create a proper and effective search key is bold and subversive.

by Anonymousreply 811/21/2020

This is how I picture Muriel, as a benevolent fairy princess bestowing her blessings on her supplicants.

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by Anonymousreply 911/21/2020

^[snorts drink out nose] sure, Jan

by Anonymousreply 1011/21/2020

Perhaps "M" is more than one person? A few people that manage/moderate the site. It is only a guess.

by Anonymousreply 1111/21/2020

Muriel? We love the bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1211/21/2020

I don't know her....

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by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2020

"Muriel" is the newish name for the Mediaopolis webmaster who used to go by the names Webmaster and Webby.

In one of Webby's first forays into humanity, the first of threads like r6, someone asked if Webby, IIRC, was more like Toni Colette or Rachel Griffiths in Muriel's Wedding.

Webby said Muriel.

Et VOILA, Webby has been called Muriel ever since. I believe that somewhere Muriel has said she was a woman.

Many years ago I was put on "sit-out" three times by Webby. Be nice to Muriel, she will cut a bitch. This is her crib.

by Anonymousreply 1411/21/2020

Who is Muriel? what is she,

That all our swains commend her?

Holy, fair, and wise is she;

The heaven such grace did lend her,

That she might admirèd be.

Is she kind as she is fair?

For beauty lives with kindness.

Love doth to her eyes repair,

To help him of his blindness;

And, being helped, inhabits there.

Then to Muriel let us sing,

That Muriel is excelling;

She excels each mortal thing

Upon the dull earth dwelling;

To her let us garlands bring

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by Anonymousreply 1511/21/2020

Who is Muriel? Who was Muriel? Who does Muriel hope to be?

by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2020
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