We need a Muriel appreciation thread, so this is dedicated to all things Muriel!
I know we occasionally hear from her, but I'm just curious if anyone has actually met Muriel? Or seen her? I vacillate between imagining her as Muriel of Oz..."Pay no attention to that stunning woman behind the curtain"...and the modern day Muriel Wonka, who collects our data and stats, and keeps track of WWs and FFs so that one day, one of us will get the Golden Ticket and inherit the DL cesspool we all know and love.
Anyway, thanks, Muriel, for putting up with all our shit and somehow managing to avoid lawsuits and prison time.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | November 21, 2020 7:59 PM
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And just FYI, no, I'm not Muriel.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 21, 2020 5:35 PM
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I've been reading of the legendary Muriel on DL for ages -But I have no idea who she is. Or even who she is supposed to be? Does she own the site?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 21, 2020 5:37 PM
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Are we sure she's avoided prison time completely? Because she sure seems to be AWOL from the site most of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 21, 2020 5:42 PM
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Ok, who exactly Muriel is ? We need some ederly Dlers here
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 21, 2020 5:49 PM
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Muriel gave us a glimpse into "her" life on this AMA.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2020 5:51 PM
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“Muriel” is like “Dr. Who” or “James Bond”.
A code word, not a real person.
I appreciate that they mostly leave us alone, only swooping in when there’s trolls to be tagged.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 21, 2020 5:51 PM
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I think her ongoing refusal to create a proper and effective search key is bold and subversive.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 21, 2020 5:55 PM
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This is how I picture Muriel, as a benevolent fairy princess bestowing her blessings on her supplicants.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | November 21, 2020 5:58 PM
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^[snorts drink out nose] sure, Jan
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 21, 2020 5:59 PM
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Perhaps "M" is more than one person? A few people that manage/moderate the site. It is only a guess.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 21, 2020 6:08 PM
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Muriel? We love the bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2020 6:14 PM
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"Muriel" is the newish name for the Mediaopolis webmaster who used to go by the names Webmaster and Webby.
In one of Webby's first forays into humanity, the first of threads like r6, someone asked if Webby, IIRC, was more like Toni Colette or Rachel Griffiths in Muriel's Wedding.
Webby said Muriel.
Et VOILA, Webby has been called Muriel ever since. I believe that somewhere Muriel has said she was a woman.
Many years ago I was put on "sit-out" three times by Webby. Be nice to Muriel, she will cut a bitch. This is her crib.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 21, 2020 6:36 PM
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Who is Muriel? what is she,
That all our swains commend her?
Holy, fair, and wise is she;
The heaven such grace did lend her,
That she might admirèd be.
Is she kind as she is fair?
For beauty lives with kindness.
Love doth to her eyes repair,
To help him of his blindness;
And, being helped, inhabits there.
Then to Muriel let us sing,
That Muriel is excelling;
She excels each mortal thing
Upon the dull earth dwelling;
To her let us garlands bring
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | November 21, 2020 7:18 PM
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Who is Muriel? Who was Muriel? Who does Muriel hope to be?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 21, 2020 7:59 PM
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