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I'm thinking of buying a Popeye's Cajun Style Turkey this year

Feeling super lazy, unmotivated, and it looks fast and easy.

Plus sides.

What do you think?

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by Anonymousreply 6011/26/2020

These guys bought one and said it tasted good.

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by Anonymousreply 111/20/2020

Enjoy, fat whore.

by Anonymousreply 211/20/2020

The advertising exaggerates how much you get

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by Anonymousreply 311/20/2020

R3, watch the video at R1.

It's a normal sized turkey.

It actually looks like a lot of meat.

The guy just took it out of the plastic bag, put it in a roasting pan for 2 hours, and it was done.

Nothing easier than that on Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 411/20/2020

Here's another good review.

However, they make a special point to view the sodium content.

Is 630 mg of sodium per serving, a lot?

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by Anonymousreply 511/20/2020

It’s $40 by me that’s not bad.

by Anonymousreply 611/20/2020

Do you guys cover your 🦃 in different marinades or seasonings then? I'm trying to figure out what work goes into preparing a 🦃 over there.

Over here, in the UK, we just tend to salt and pepper, maybe a little butter under the skin and then put them in the oven.

Your ovens are big over there too!

by Anonymousreply 711/20/2020

If buying factory bred poultry, over-seasoning to disguise the tasteless flesh is always wise.

by Anonymousreply 811/20/2020

Another good review, but I'd just skip to the part where the turkey is on the plate, and she's talking about the taste.

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by Anonymousreply 911/20/2020

For a little more, you could have something that hadn't been fed growth hormones or walked a day in its life, that actually needed minimal seasoning....

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by Anonymousreply 1011/20/2020

When she took the turkey out of the bag at R9, it almost looked pre-cooked.

No wonder it only take 2.5 hours to cook.

How strange that it's shot up with a salty brine, pre-cooked, and frozen. But I guess that's how it goes with processed and packaged foods.

by Anonymousreply 1111/20/2020

R10 Turkey farmers have a problem in the UK ATM, because we don't know yet if people will be allowed to have friends and family over for Christmas, or if restaurants will be open for dining, which is when turkey is eaten over here.

So producers who are breeding larger birds are worried that they won't be able to sell them over here.

by Anonymousreply 1211/21/2020

Absolutely love’s my guilty pleasure. Those sides are the best. I swear they put cocaine in the green beans. Let us know how it all turns out, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2020

[quote]For a little more, you could have something that hadn't been fed growth hormones or walked a day in its life, that actually needed minimal seasoning....

Actually, you couldn't have that r10 since they are all out of stock.

by Anonymousreply 1411/21/2020

Honey, I once bought and ate tofurkey for Thanksgiving and I'm not even vegetarian.

I admit: I have a problem.

My Thanksgiving this year may be macaron based.

I just have to find some fucking pumpkin macarons. Just one. Definitely a pecan one. Possibly chocolate though I prefer the fruit and nut ones.

And if they already have turon in the market, I'm going to snarf my weight in one for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1511/21/2020

R7 It’s honestly not that difficult. I make a compound butter with sage, thyme and a bit of rosemary and slather under the skin of the turkey breast. I fill the neck and cavity with cut oranges lemons onion and more herbs. Then I roast. I brined it once but it was saltier than I liked.

The trickiest part of the whole meal is timing the oven space between the turkey and the sides. I make many of those ahead.

by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2020

Bill Oakley does fantastic, super quick reviews of fast food. Here's his review of the Popeye Cajun Turkey:

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by Anonymousreply 1711/21/2020

Ugh. So THIS why it's getting harder to buy toilet paper again?

by Anonymousreply 1811/21/2020

I find placing the turkey on a good vegetable trivet adds to the roasting and tenderness of the bird.

by Anonymousreply 1911/21/2020

Can you just roll up to the drive thru window and say yo give me a turkey or is this a pre order type situation?

by Anonymousreply 2011/21/2020

This + handle of vodka + box of Kleenex + a copy of Steel Magnolias = Thanksgiving

by Anonymousreply 2111/21/2020

OP you have convinced me to go out and get a Cajun turkey.

by Anonymousreply 2211/21/2020

I can't see it on their pre order menu R20

by Anonymousreply 2311/21/2020

[quote] Can you just roll up to the drive thru window and say yo give me a turkey or is this a pre order type situation?

Apparently you can just walk in and ask for a Cajun turkey. You can buy it on the spot and throw it in the freezer when you get home.

Not sure if you can buy it at the drive-thru window, but I don't see why not.

They say you can pre-order, but the lady in the video at R9 said to just buy it early and freeze it, because they usually run out of them by Thanksgiving. Plus, it takes 2-3 days to thaw out in the refrigerator.

I like that it's pre-cooked. You don't have to worry about cooking the turkey through.

People really seem to like it. However, I think that could be because of all the sodium they inject it with, as well as the ton of spices. That's probably what makes it so addictive. Like most fast food.

Both the girl at R9 and the guy at R17 made the exact same observation about the flavor. They said that it just takes like Popeye's chicken, but on a turkey. I'm interpreting that as "this tastes like fast food Thanksgiving."

by Anonymousreply 2411/21/2020

Are people waiting 12hours for it like at the new In N Out Burger in Colorado?

by Anonymousreply 2511/21/2020

Omg, I saw that R25 . What is wrong with people?

by Anonymousreply 2611/21/2020

Looks damn good

by Anonymousreply 2711/21/2020

OP's and R1's pictures don't even look remotely like the same thing. Truth in advertising!

by Anonymousreply 2811/21/2020

If I wanted to use my oven to reheat a turkey, I’d just cook a turkey.

by Anonymousreply 2911/21/2020

Sure, why not.

by Anonymousreply 3011/21/2020

[quote] If I wanted to use my oven to reheat a turkey, I’d just cook a turkey.

You don't have to wash it, clean it, or season it.

Just take it out of bag and stick it in the oven.

You might not even have to cut it, because it just falls apart. lol

by Anonymousreply 3111/21/2020

Has it been steam cooked then?

by Anonymousreply 3211/21/2020

Good question, R32.

Not sure what Popeye's does to it before packaging, but every single person said that their turkey very nearly fell apart.

I wonder what makes it do that? Maybe being pre-cooked, and then cooked again?

by Anonymousreply 3311/22/2020

I couldn’t find a turkey locally, all sold out 😔.

I will have to make due with a honey baked ham turkey, I just hope they are as fall off the bone tender as Popeyes.

by Anonymousreply 3411/23/2020

What's a ham turkey R34?

Is it ham or turkey?

by Anonymousreply 3511/23/2020

The is FAT WHORE-approved.

Get two.

by Anonymousreply 3611/23/2020

[quote] I couldn’t find a turkey locally, all sold out 😔.

You mean the Popeye's turkeys are all sold out, R34?

Wow, it's only Monday!

R36, are you on crack?

by Anonymousreply 3711/23/2020

R35 It’s a full size turkey from the honey baked ham co. You have to pre order it since all they have in store is spiral sliced turkey breast.

Funny story, thanks to OP I decided to try the Popeyes turkey so I checked the app and the website with no luck. I live in a large city so I started calling around and nobody had it, one place answered the phone with the following “ thank you for calling Popeyes on so and so street, we DO NOT have any turkey at this time, but such and such location does, now how can I help you?”

The other location they mentioned had just sold out.

by Anonymousreply 3811/24/2020

Can I just shove a bottle of Crystal Hot Sauce up my asshole? Because that will be the sensation a few hours later.

by Anonymousreply 3911/24/2020

Hope you like eating a salt lick.

by Anonymousreply 4011/24/2020

Sheesh. It's not like cooking a fresh turkey is difficult. Pick up a fresh turkey or turkey breast or turkey part from your local grocer and you won't even have to thaw it.

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by Anonymousreply 4111/24/2020

A co-worker swears by Popeyes Turkeys. Every Thanksgiving! This year she said they were harder to find, since not every store does them. She had to drive over an hour to fetch it. Wait too long and you fat whores will be SOL

by Anonymousreply 4211/24/2020

I'm roasting a French, red label, yellow chicken with sweet potatoes and garlic. Maybe beets. No gravy. Butter or perhaps white sauce and Cumberland sauce.

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by Anonymousreply 4311/24/2020

R43, you are SO out of place on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4411/24/2020

Now I'm getting worried.

Should I run out and get my Popeye's turkey right now?

I really don't want to cook one from scratch.

by Anonymousreply 4511/24/2020

[quote] Sheesh. It's not like cooking a fresh turkey is difficult.

That is not a unanimous opinion

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by Anonymousreply 4611/24/2020

We have one thawing in the refrigerator right now.

by Anonymousreply 4711/24/2020

[quote]and Cumberland sauce.

with turkey?


by Anonymousreply 4811/24/2020

Just make a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches and then take a nap.

by Anonymousreply 4911/24/2020

Let us know how it turns out, R47!

by Anonymousreply 5011/25/2020

R48 I know but it's an easy to find replacement for cranberry. And it goes well with glazed chestnuts.

by Anonymousreply 5111/25/2020

What in the hell is a Cumberland sauce?

by Anonymousreply 5211/25/2020

It's a sauce from Cumberland.

Hope that helps.

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by Anonymousreply 5311/25/2020

SO helpful, R53!

by Anonymousreply 5411/25/2020

You're welcome R54

Will you be making any to go with your bird?

by Anonymousreply 5511/25/2020

Are you required to serve spinach alongside a Popeye's turkey?

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by Anonymousreply 5611/25/2020

I can't get past the idea of a fast food Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 5711/25/2020

It's not fast food. It's a normal, precooked, frozen turkey you deforst, put in the oven for 2.5 hours, and then carve.

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by Anonymousreply 5911/25/2020


How was your Popeye's turkey, fat whores?

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