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My boyfriend wants to live with me

He's 20 and still in university overseas and I'm 46, living in the states. He's a gorgeous musician and Bel Ami-type body and face. I'd share more details but him being attractive is enough to offend everyone.

When he moves in, should I pretend he's my son around other people ? It would be kind of fun. I'm already Daddy 😉

by Anonymousreply 24November 21, 2020 7:52 PM

Ask him to fart on you.

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2020 4:57 AM

I'm not really into that r1, but it's cool if you enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2020 4:59 AM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2020 5:01 AM

Joel is a ho. He only hang out with you for money. You overthink my dear.

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2020 5:03 AM

Just don't forget to use the discount code "TRUMP" at check-out for an extra 10% off, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2020 5:03 AM

Hmmm. What country is he from?

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2020 5:12 AM

Grow up.

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2020 5:23 AM

Not a good idea OP. You’ll be caught the second you pinch his ass when you think no one’s looking. This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2020 5:25 AM

You’re a piece of shit

by Anonymousreply 9November 21, 2020 5:25 AM

R9 you sound angry!

by Anonymousreply 10November 21, 2020 5:27 AM

R6 he's from a European country (a good one, not Eastern Europe)

by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2020 5:28 AM

If he's not an American, on what basis will he be able to come and live with you?

by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2020 5:38 AM

This thread is useless without...

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2020 5:46 AM

Joel?

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2020 6:09 AM

46 year olds don't have boyfriends so I don't know what to say here.

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2020 6:27 AM

It won’t end well. He’s already cheating on you.

by Anonymousreply 16November 21, 2020 7:07 AM

Tell us 0P, what else are you uptight, secretive, and dishonest about in your life. The “daddy” thing is fine behind closed doors, but to live it in public is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 17November 21, 2020 7:17 AM

Is he bigger than you?

by Anonymousreply 18November 21, 2020 7:23 AM

Sizemeat, Mary OP?

by Anonymousreply 19November 21, 2020 7:26 AM

Nestor isn't from Europe.

by Anonymousreply 20November 21, 2020 7:26 AM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 21November 21, 2020 7:26 PM

You should go on 90 day fiancé so we can all laugh at you.

by Anonymousreply 22November 21, 2020 7:28 PM

If you have to ask a roomful of strangers whether or not you should pretend your boyfriend is your son, you're not really mature enough to be in a relationship. Grow up, honey.

by Anonymousreply 23November 21, 2020 7:37 PM

Make a YouTube reality show Op.

by Anonymousreply 24November 21, 2020 7:52 PM
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