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How come no one wants to eat my ass?

I eat at least 50 asses a day but nobody ever offers to eat mine!

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2020 6:27 AM

Because we are not one of your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans!

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2020 4:15 AM

Because that sex demons cum is still dribbling out. Take a damn shower!

by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2020 4:15 AM

Because your HPV has turned the terrain into sandpaper

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2020 4:18 AM

it's just so unfair......

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2020 4:55 AM

Dawson...?

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2020 5:10 AM

Because they can smell your breath?

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2020 6:27 AM
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