Best Superpower Ever!
Jozea: I have the Power to turn Out Straight Dudes
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 20, 2022 12:06 AM |
I am gay and I would not fuck, that tragic queen with uber gay voice.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 20, 2020 7:18 PM |
He looks good
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 20, 2020 7:19 PM |
I knew a guy that actually kinda looked like him and he had a gift for this. He could make any straight guy fuck him. I was super jealous. It was like a magic trick.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 20, 2020 7:21 PM |
She’s hideous. Let the straight fat old men have her.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 20, 2020 7:24 PM |
Legend in his own mind!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 20, 2020 7:24 PM |
Ewww.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2020 7:28 PM |
Typical self-loather, obsessed with straight men. He'd fit in on DL
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2020 7:32 PM |
I don’t think that’s what “turn out” means.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 20, 2020 7:33 PM |
Pretty outside.
Ugly inside.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 20, 2020 7:34 PM |
He’s nasty
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 20, 2020 7:34 PM |
R7 you have no idea if this uber queen loathes himself or not.
Maybe he just loathes you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 20, 2020 7:35 PM |
Is it a woman or a man?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2020 7:38 PM |
She gonna get gay panic murdered one day.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 20, 2020 7:39 PM |
# alounge
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 20, 2020 7:41 PM |
He has feminine beauty that many straight dudes appreciate in males. He is what urban men refer to “pretty ni**gas” or “pretty boys” that they would get down with on the low.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 20, 2020 7:44 PM |
I would think a straight-acting cute twink might do the trick. But not him. Those guys he turned are just closeted.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 20, 2020 7:45 PM |
Too lightskin for me.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 20, 2020 7:46 PM |
This was the dude on ex on the beach with that other gay reality whore and Farrah Abraham yeah?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 20, 2020 7:48 PM |
He has the power the entice gay-curious guys to mess around with him. In his case, he's pretty and confident. All of us gay guys have that power. Many of us, however, just don't use it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 20, 2020 7:56 PM |
She's very pretty (from one side), but the stupid goddamn moron tattooed his neck. Fucking douchebag.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 20, 2020 8:01 PM |
Half of DL will want to know his secret. At least.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 20, 2020 8:03 PM |
Watch the ego Jozea.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 20, 2020 8:11 PM |
Is they trans?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 20, 2020 8:15 PM |
Why wouldn't a straight guy want to fuck that tight caramel booty? It would be the best fuck they ever had. Then they would go back to their frau.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 20, 2020 8:31 PM |
Straight men will absolutely let you suck their dicks. On the low and discreetly. Especially if they think know one is going to find out.
You know their straight because they don't touch you. They just want that dick sucked and nothing more. I have several guys like that. They always say men do it better because a man knows what a man wants and how he wants it. Very true!
I get plenty of straight dick like that pretty often. But you can't be feminine though. You have to at least be somewhat masculine.
It's not that hard to get straight dick in your mouth. It's all about being smooth and discreet.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 20, 2020 9:06 PM |
They were never "str8" in the first place, hon. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 20, 2020 9:09 PM |
I would think having smooth hairless skin, be a bit fem (but not faggy) or fey and not be needy would all be helpful in this.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 20, 2020 9:12 PM |
R25
Nice work if you can get it
And if you get it
Won't you tell me how?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 20, 2020 10:47 PM |
Me too
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 20, 2020 10:58 PM |
He is really pretty...long lashes, beautiful eyes...I could see straight men going for him.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 20, 2020 11:00 PM |
He is the type of pretty dude who can get mostly straight bros on the low
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 20, 2020 11:40 PM |
That is some gay face right there.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 21, 2020 2:57 AM |
I mean if you look like a pretty chick and sound like a chick, they'll let you suck their dick when no one is looking.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 21, 2020 3:06 AM |
I believe him. He's pretty mesmerizing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 21, 2020 3:14 AM |
More like startling. He has an odd face.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 21, 2020 5:32 AM |
He looks like a swollen James Charles...hard pass
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 21, 2020 5:49 AM |
He forgot to mention he does it via a glory hole.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 21, 2020 8:10 AM |
In his imagination. Another example of low IQ, infantile, over-sexualized gay. Waste of space.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 21, 2020 8:14 AM |
Eww. I bet he smells like an old white woman.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 21, 2020 9:41 AM |
As long as he lays on his front and the guys don't have to see the cock - I suppose it's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 21, 2020 10:05 AM |
everything is there for him to be beautiful - it just all misses the mark - all together makes him look exaggerated, kind of cartoonish looking. He has a beautiful body and skin color. I have a suspicion he may talk about himself a lot, though, in a humble bragging manner.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 21, 2020 10:45 AM |
Well I'm gay and I would fuck him but I wouldn't believe any BS that comes out his pretty femme mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 21, 2020 10:45 AM |
He’s a top model reject. Tyra Banks did not want him and I doubt straight guys do either.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 21, 2020 10:48 AM |
Is that a Hispanic last name?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 21, 2020 4:07 PM |
Looks and youth will do it every time.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 21, 2020 4:11 PM |
Jozea moved to miami where he is among tons of beautiful men that look like him...i wonder what kind of guys he likes cause he sure doesnt share them on his social media
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 21, 2020 4:35 PM |
r43, Did he make it on the show?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 21, 2020 5:46 PM |
Big fat hard dick. Too bad about the Phimosis.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 22, 2020 3:08 PM |
Phimosis?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 22, 2020 4:38 PM |
He’s not the only one with the superpower; lots of gays claim to have it
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 29, 2020 2:56 PM |
Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 29, 2020 3:54 PM |
Yasss hunty, Jozea has teamed up with Jeramie Hollins (dick for DAYYYYS🍆) to cook nude on IG.
They are like Doublemint twin hoes!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 2, 2020 11:42 AM |
Lol at these idiots thinking they’re turning out straight men.
In my early 20s, I was hot as fuck and poor, so I went into sex work. I had a friend who made sure that I played the straight card, telling me that “straight” guys do less work and demand more money than a gay guy ever could. This was back before gay for pay became an official thing.
Anyway, so I pretended to be straight. It worked so much easier than I thought. And my friend was right, as a straight guy, the guys who hired me would think just sucking me off (no kissing no touching no fucking) was good enough. I knew another guy, even sexier than I was, but I got more guys than he could. I’d play the closeted straight guy and he’d be the confident sexy gay man, but I had better game than him due to my lies.
Oh, and 99% of the guys who hired me identified as straight. I never bought it. It was obvious they were self loathing and oftentimes they’d hire me because I’d remind them of a high school crush. They’d then tell me I’d remind them of said crush except that this time, their crush (me) was nice and not mean how their crushes actually were. It seemed to be that romantically many had gotten stuck in their high school days.
After a while of seeing them, they’d all eventually go down the road of admitting they were gay and confess about some heartbreak they had with a man. But even then the self loathing was so strong that if I told them that I was gay too, they’d stop hiring me. Instead they’d want to know everything about whatever made up girlfriend I had at the time.
In order for them to find some sort of peace with the heartbreak of being closeted in high school, I had to be the straight jock who broke their hearts. Except this time, they got their crush.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 2, 2020 12:51 PM |
She need to quit
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 2, 2020 1:27 PM |
When is it transitioning?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 2, 2020 1:40 PM |
Hardly.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 2, 2020 1:44 PM |
Little boys like this need to have a daddy, to teach them things their parents never did. First step, fill out these college applications.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 2, 2020 1:56 PM |
I know a guy who claims this. Straight acting gay dude. In his 30s. Small to medium height, cute, funny. The guys are in their 20s, I guess they pass for straight but just barely. They're in denial and he knows how to spot the exact type and seduce them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 2, 2020 2:02 PM |
Tattoos beyond elbows and sleeves and especially above the collar are a major red flag for mental illness.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 2, 2020 2:07 PM |
[quote]Tattoos beyond elbows and sleeves and especially above the collar are a major red flag for mental illness.
Dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 2, 2020 7:23 PM |
Has he turned out Jeramie Hollins yet or is Jeramie already turned?? 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 2, 2020 7:35 PM |
A straight guy who goes for that must be a little bit of a narcissist, because apart from the guy's doe-like eyes and feminine beauty he has those big masculine muscles.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 2, 2020 7:48 PM |
He has a caramel ass, sugar rush for many.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 3, 2020 12:32 AM |
No masks at the gym of course. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 30, 2020 2:56 AM |
At one point he went on a date with Jeffrey Star after he broke up with Nate. So yeah he is really into straight guys.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 30, 2020 3:23 AM |
r68 gurl they live in Desantis land Miami
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 30, 2020 3:27 AM |
He’s gorgeous until he opens his mouth and reveals his personality.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 30, 2020 3:29 AM |
Brysen from Sean Cody made a similar comment in a less conceited or boastful way. He said he would use his skills as a maseur to get straight guys he was attracted to in bed, and that it always worked. After a while, he built quite a reputation in hometown.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 30, 2020 3:35 AM |
You can get that power too by getting contacts and tragic eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 30, 2020 3:45 AM |
I think he's the guy at the photoshoot that Zach Rance hooked up with. I saw an IG video of them swimming together at some fancy looking hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 30, 2020 12:42 PM |
Then he's not straight. End of story.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 30, 2020 12:44 PM |
Jozea, the only power you have with so-called straight guys is to turn out guys who can't or won't admit they crave dick.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 30, 2020 12:48 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 31, 2021 1:39 AM |
Repeat after me (a bit louder for those at the back of the room), STRAIGHT MEN DON’T FUCK MEN.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 31, 2021 1:42 AM |
Yes. He's fucking Zach Rance.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 31, 2021 1:42 AM |
I'd be lying if I said I've never crushed on a straight guy. But it was because of who they were. The fact that they were straight was coincidence. This has happened three times in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 31, 2021 1:57 AM |
[quote] the meat
R48 delicious
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 31, 2021 2:05 AM |
"I am gay and I would not fuck, that tragic queen with uber gay voice."
He might have gay voice but he also has a really hot ass and a big dick
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 18, 2021 4:22 AM |
Which means I’m Not attracted to him
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 18, 2021 4:31 AM |
r85 he continues to troll with Jeramie Hollins. At this point they should just fuck each other for Onlyfans, make a mint and retire.
Jozea also needs to pick a career path. Onlyfans whore, reality star, makeup artist, dancer, recording artist, it's all too much darling!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 20, 2022 12:02 AM |
The DSM-5 classification for this is “Brooklyn Seacow Delusion.”
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 20, 2022 12:06 AM |