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Jozea: I have the Power to turn Out Straight Dudes

Best Superpower Ever!

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by Anonymousreply 87December 20, 2022 12:06 AM

I am gay and I would not fuck, that tragic queen with uber gay voice.

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2020 7:18 PM

He looks good

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2020 7:19 PM

I knew a guy that actually kinda looked like him and he had a gift for this. He could make any straight guy fuck him. I was super jealous. It was like a magic trick.

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2020 7:21 PM

She’s hideous. Let the straight fat old men have her.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2020 7:24 PM

Legend in his own mind!

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2020 7:24 PM

Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2020 7:28 PM

Typical self-loather, obsessed with straight men. He'd fit in on DL

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2020 7:32 PM

I don’t think that’s what “turn out” means.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2020 7:33 PM

Pretty outside.

Ugly inside.

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2020 7:34 PM

He’s nasty

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2020 7:34 PM

R7 you have no idea if this uber queen loathes himself or not.

Maybe he just loathes you.

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2020 7:35 PM

Is it a woman or a man?

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2020 7:38 PM

She gonna get gay panic murdered one day.

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2020 7:39 PM

# alounge

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2020 7:41 PM

He has feminine beauty that many straight dudes appreciate in males. He is what urban men refer to “pretty ni**gas” or “pretty boys” that they would get down with on the low.

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2020 7:44 PM

I would think a straight-acting cute twink might do the trick. But not him. Those guys he turned are just closeted.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2020 7:45 PM

Too lightskin for me.

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2020 7:46 PM

This was the dude on ex on the beach with that other gay reality whore and Farrah Abraham yeah?

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2020 7:48 PM

He has the power the entice gay-curious guys to mess around with him. In his case, he's pretty and confident. All of us gay guys have that power. Many of us, however, just don't use it.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2020 7:56 PM

She's very pretty (from one side), but the stupid goddamn moron tattooed his neck. Fucking douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2020 8:01 PM

Half of DL will want to know his secret. At least.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2020 8:03 PM

Watch the ego Jozea.

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2020 8:11 PM

Is they trans?

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2020 8:15 PM

Why wouldn't a straight guy want to fuck that tight caramel booty? It would be the best fuck they ever had. Then they would go back to their frau.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2020 8:31 PM

Straight men will absolutely let you suck their dicks. On the low and discreetly. Especially if they think know one is going to find out.

You know their straight because they don't touch you. They just want that dick sucked and nothing more. I have several guys like that. They always say men do it better because a man knows what a man wants and how he wants it. Very true!

I get plenty of straight dick like that pretty often. But you can't be feminine though. You have to at least be somewhat masculine.

It's not that hard to get straight dick in your mouth. It's all about being smooth and discreet.

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2020 9:06 PM

They were never "str8" in the first place, hon. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2020 9:09 PM

I would think having smooth hairless skin, be a bit fem (but not faggy) or fey and not be needy would all be helpful in this.

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2020 9:12 PM

R25

Nice work if you can get it

And if you get it

Won't you tell me how?

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2020 10:47 PM

Me too

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2020 10:58 PM

He is really pretty...long lashes, beautiful eyes...I could see straight men going for him.

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2020 11:00 PM

He is the type of pretty dude who can get mostly straight bros on the low

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2020 11:40 PM

That is some gay face right there.

by Anonymousreply 32November 21, 2020 2:57 AM

I mean if you look like a pretty chick and sound like a chick, they'll let you suck their dick when no one is looking.

by Anonymousreply 33November 21, 2020 3:06 AM

I believe him. He's pretty mesmerizing.

by Anonymousreply 34November 21, 2020 3:14 AM

More like startling. He has an odd face.

by Anonymousreply 35November 21, 2020 5:32 AM

He looks like a swollen James Charles...hard pass

by Anonymousreply 36November 21, 2020 5:49 AM

He forgot to mention he does it via a glory hole.

by Anonymousreply 37November 21, 2020 8:10 AM

In his imagination. Another example of low IQ, infantile, over-sexualized gay. Waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 38November 21, 2020 8:14 AM

Eww. I bet he smells like an old white woman.

by Anonymousreply 39November 21, 2020 9:41 AM

As long as he lays on his front and the guys don't have to see the cock - I suppose it's possible.

by Anonymousreply 40November 21, 2020 10:05 AM

everything is there for him to be beautiful - it just all misses the mark - all together makes him look exaggerated, kind of cartoonish looking. He has a beautiful body and skin color. I have a suspicion he may talk about himself a lot, though, in a humble bragging manner.

by Anonymousreply 41November 21, 2020 10:45 AM

Well I'm gay and I would fuck him but I wouldn't believe any BS that comes out his pretty femme mouth.

by Anonymousreply 42November 21, 2020 10:45 AM

He’s a top model reject. Tyra Banks did not want him and I doubt straight guys do either.

by Anonymousreply 43November 21, 2020 10:48 AM

Is that a Hispanic last name?

by Anonymousreply 44November 21, 2020 4:07 PM

Looks and youth will do it every time.

by Anonymousreply 45November 21, 2020 4:11 PM

Jozea moved to miami where he is among tons of beautiful men that look like him...i wonder what kind of guys he likes cause he sure doesnt share them on his social media

by Anonymousreply 46November 21, 2020 4:35 PM

r43, Did he make it on the show?

by Anonymousreply 47November 21, 2020 5:46 PM

the meat

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by Anonymousreply 48November 21, 2020 10:23 PM

Ha! It’s been mememified

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by Anonymousreply 49November 22, 2020 2:34 PM

Big fat hard dick. Too bad about the Phimosis.

by Anonymousreply 50November 22, 2020 3:08 PM

Phimosis?

by Anonymousreply 51November 22, 2020 4:38 PM

google is your friend, twat

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by Anonymousreply 52November 22, 2020 8:24 PM

He’s not the only one with the superpower; lots of gays claim to have it

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by Anonymousreply 53November 29, 2020 2:56 PM

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 54November 29, 2020 3:54 PM

Yasss hunty, Jozea has teamed up with Jeramie Hollins (dick for DAYYYYS🍆) to cook nude on IG.

They are like Doublemint twin hoes!

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by Anonymousreply 55December 2, 2020 11:42 AM

Lol at these idiots thinking they’re turning out straight men.

In my early 20s, I was hot as fuck and poor, so I went into sex work. I had a friend who made sure that I played the straight card, telling me that “straight” guys do less work and demand more money than a gay guy ever could. This was back before gay for pay became an official thing.

Anyway, so I pretended to be straight. It worked so much easier than I thought. And my friend was right, as a straight guy, the guys who hired me would think just sucking me off (no kissing no touching no fucking) was good enough. I knew another guy, even sexier than I was, but I got more guys than he could. I’d play the closeted straight guy and he’d be the confident sexy gay man, but I had better game than him due to my lies.

Oh, and 99% of the guys who hired me identified as straight. I never bought it. It was obvious they were self loathing and oftentimes they’d hire me because I’d remind them of a high school crush. They’d then tell me I’d remind them of said crush except that this time, their crush (me) was nice and not mean how their crushes actually were. It seemed to be that romantically many had gotten stuck in their high school days.

After a while of seeing them, they’d all eventually go down the road of admitting they were gay and confess about some heartbreak they had with a man. But even then the self loathing was so strong that if I told them that I was gay too, they’d stop hiring me. Instead they’d want to know everything about whatever made up girlfriend I had at the time.

In order for them to find some sort of peace with the heartbreak of being closeted in high school, I had to be the straight jock who broke their hearts. Except this time, they got their crush.

by Anonymousreply 56December 2, 2020 12:51 PM

She need to quit

by Anonymousreply 57December 2, 2020 1:27 PM

When is it transitioning?

by Anonymousreply 58December 2, 2020 1:40 PM

Hardly.

by Anonymousreply 59December 2, 2020 1:44 PM

Little boys like this need to have a daddy, to teach them things their parents never did. First step, fill out these college applications.

by Anonymousreply 60December 2, 2020 1:56 PM

I know a guy who claims this. Straight acting gay dude. In his 30s. Small to medium height, cute, funny. The guys are in their 20s, I guess they pass for straight but just barely. They're in denial and he knows how to spot the exact type and seduce them.

by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2020 2:02 PM

Tattoos beyond elbows and sleeves and especially above the collar are a major red flag for mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 62December 2, 2020 2:07 PM

[quote]Tattoos beyond elbows and sleeves and especially above the collar are a major red flag for mental illness.

Dumb.

by Anonymousreply 63December 2, 2020 7:23 PM

Has he turned out Jeramie Hollins yet or is Jeramie already turned?? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 64December 2, 2020 7:35 PM

A straight guy who goes for that must be a little bit of a narcissist, because apart from the guy's doe-like eyes and feminine beauty he has those big masculine muscles.

by Anonymousreply 65December 2, 2020 7:48 PM

He has a caramel ass, sugar rush for many.

by Anonymousreply 66December 3, 2020 12:32 AM

Are they fucking yet?

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by Anonymousreply 67December 30, 2020 2:53 AM

No masks at the gym of course. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 68December 30, 2020 2:56 AM

At one point he went on a date with Jeffrey Star after he broke up with Nate. So yeah he is really into straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 69December 30, 2020 3:23 AM

r68 gurl they live in Desantis land Miami

by Anonymousreply 70December 30, 2020 3:27 AM

He’s gorgeous until he opens his mouth and reveals his personality.

by Anonymousreply 71December 30, 2020 3:29 AM

Brysen from Sean Cody made a similar comment in a less conceited or boastful way. He said he would use his skills as a maseur to get straight guys he was attracted to in bed, and that it always worked. After a while, he built quite a reputation in hometown.

by Anonymousreply 72December 30, 2020 3:35 AM

You can get that power too by getting contacts and tragic eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 73December 30, 2020 3:45 AM

I think he's the guy at the photoshoot that Zach Rance hooked up with. I saw an IG video of them swimming together at some fancy looking hotel.

by Anonymousreply 74December 30, 2020 12:42 PM

Then he's not straight. End of story.

by Anonymousreply 75December 30, 2020 12:44 PM

Jozea, the only power you have with so-called straight guys is to turn out guys who can't or won't admit they crave dick.

by Anonymousreply 76December 30, 2020 12:48 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 77January 31, 2021 1:39 AM

Repeat after me (a bit louder for those at the back of the room), STRAIGHT MEN DON’T FUCK MEN.

by Anonymousreply 78January 31, 2021 1:42 AM

Yes. He's fucking Zach Rance.

by Anonymousreply 79January 31, 2021 1:42 AM

I'd be lying if I said I've never crushed on a straight guy. But it was because of who they were. The fact that they were straight was coincidence. This has happened three times in my life.

by Anonymousreply 80January 31, 2021 1:57 AM

[quote] the meat

R48 delicious

by Anonymousreply 81January 31, 2021 2:05 AM

Jeramie Hollins

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by Anonymousreply 82September 18, 2021 3:59 AM

"I am gay and I would not fuck, that tragic queen with uber gay voice."

He might have gay voice but he also has a really hot ass and a big dick

by Anonymousreply 83September 18, 2021 4:22 AM

Which means I’m Not attracted to him

by Anonymousreply 84September 18, 2021 4:31 AM

Hot tub bros

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by Anonymousreply 85December 19, 2022 11:51 PM

r85 he continues to troll with Jeramie Hollins. At this point they should just fuck each other for Onlyfans, make a mint and retire.

Jozea also needs to pick a career path. Onlyfans whore, reality star, makeup artist, dancer, recording artist, it's all too much darling!

by Anonymousreply 86December 20, 2022 12:02 AM

The DSM-5 classification for this is “Brooklyn Seacow Delusion.”

by Anonymousreply 87December 20, 2022 12:06 AM
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