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Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting.

Sometimes I think I'm a human vegetable who only knows how to sleep and eat.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 9:00 PM

Take a fucking hint and stop posting.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 4:41 AM

OP, that post is both funny AND interesting. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 4:41 AM

We love u, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 4:41 AM

Don't give up posting, OP. I've had a few good ones and then others that got few views and no posts. It's DL for fuck sake!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 4:45 AM

Confessions of a Human Vegetable

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 4:48 AM

You type fat, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 4:49 AM

What are a few of your big misses?

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 4:49 AM

[quote]Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting. Sometimes I think I'm a human vegetable who only knows how to sleep and eat.

Never forget that well-applied self-disappointment at being a failure is its own kind of truth, loser!

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 4:51 AM

ALMOST nobody?

What an ego.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 4:51 AM

OO you can always become Nonbinary and use that as your new personality! Remember, YOU ARE VALID!!

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 4:51 AM

Take heart OP and don’t give up. Much love to you.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 4:53 AM

Guess you'll go eat worms.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Friday at 4:59 AM

I’ve had a few flops. Keep on going, OP! We need you.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 5:00 AM

Even more love to you, OP. Don't give up, don't leave. You're as important as anyone else here.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 5:01 AM

Some people like the masochist path of life, and that’s fine I guess?

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 5:03 AM

Some of what I thought were my wittiest, funniest, snarkiest comments have gotten no WWs. Then I'll post a four-word reply and suddenly there's 19 WWs on it. It's hard to gauge what will be appreciated and what won't. I get pleasure out of posting and reading all the replies, anyway, so I try not to keep track of the WWs.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 5:07 AM

You are a drear, OP. It's true.

And probably a slattern.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 5:10 AM

the DL just isnt that into you, OP

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 5:11 AM

Yeah, there is no place for fragile egos around these parts.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 5:11 AM

How long have you been posting here OP?

by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 5:14 AM

OP, let’s cuddle.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 5:17 AM

OP I share your consternation, only the difference is I think that about my offline life. And it’s been bugging me lately.

In fact, it hit me just the other night, as I watched a documentary about riots & rebellions of history, that I have somehow almost reached my third decade, yet I have no vices to speak of. None. Further I have very limited and sheltered life experiences for my age, and I am incredibly risk-averse.

This goes beyond not drinking & smoking, or not being promiscuous (or even sexually-active), or not having a criminal record. I don’t do extreme sports (or extreme anything), don’t wear anything scandalous, or even eat spicy foods. What I do is watch porn (secretly, wearing headphones over a private connection in my house), walk on the grass of my local neighbourhood when I shouldn't, and sometimes swear at the dinnertable - that is the extent of my vice.

It’s always been this way, too. I didn’t even have a teen rebellion phase, where I snuck out to a concert or broke a window or cut class. Never even dyed my hair a weird colour, or lied to a Boss. I have literally never done anything of which an authority figure may disapprove. Even my old school reports are covered with words like ‘conscientious’, ‘thoughtful’, ‘considerate’, ‘obedient’, ‘easy to teach’, and ‘principled’ - this is what I was from the age of four til eighteen. My Christian-camp going friends got up to more crazy shit than I did.

It’s no wonder I’m so depressed and repressed, and that I don’t have any friends. Until now, though, I’ve never thought of myself as boring or staid. I’m not sure what I can do about it, at this point. Twenty-eight year olds aren’t supposed to go off the rails.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 6:09 AM

OP, just start a thread about a fat person and call them fat. You'll be considered hilarious on this site and your thread will go to 600 replies. The more hateful you are, the more successful your thread will be.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 6:16 AM

Someday, we will ache like you ache, OP.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 6:22 AM

R22 you sound mind-numbingly dull. I fell asleep in the first two sentences of your post. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 6:24 AM

I am not reading this, it is so boring.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 6:24 AM

You never know what will get these impossible queens to bite.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 6:34 AM

Yes, R25, and that is the problem.

So what shall I do to rectify it? Please don’t say boredom really is terminal.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 6:37 AM

R22 you are judging yourself. It’s not boring, we are all meant for different things in life. Unless you feel you live a life of restriction and don’t do certain things because of that. Just try and be ok with who you are and the right persons will find you in life(post Covid).

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 6:39 AM

I think you've hit the nail on the head, OP.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 7:24 AM

Millions dying of a plague and a crazed leader trying to undemine the democracy of the United.States! And all that you can post about is your unpopularity on Datalounge.

Don't worry OP fit right in at Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 7:31 AM

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 7:35 AM

Big, sloppy moose smooches, OP!

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 7:37 AM

OP, be careful of Christmas Moose's kisses. He gives a lot of tongue.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 8:05 AM

Bwaaaa!

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 8:07 AM

OP, if you post your name, address, DOB, SS#, DL, banking info, a few CC screen shots (front and back of cards please), then I believe you'l receive hundreds and even thousands of WW's.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 8:53 AM

Fishing!!!

Nope! Not gonna do it.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 8:55 AM

OP, DL is fickle.

Simply Sara from YT: "Adorable."

Chrissy Metz: "Die in the greasiest of grease fires immediately."

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 9:08 AM

song for op

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 9:16 AM

I haven't posted a good thread since 2017. Maybe you should refrain from starting threads until something good comes to you.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 9:19 AM

I post all the time, anything I think might be of interest here. Most of them are never heard from again, but a few catch on.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 9:20 AM

Post a long winded and whiny complaint about something so fundamentally petty and banal that no normal person would be bothered by it. 80 wws' will appear immediately.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 9:23 AM

OP, are you Yvonne?

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 10:12 AM

just be true to yourself OP.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 10:59 AM

R31 is my new hero.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 11:48 AM

r31 Im from Brazil, why would I have to worry about American politics? Although Bolsonaro is similar to Trump and many people have died here too.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 8:16 PM

Op, can you see the likes on your first post? Are you paying the dues? I didn't start seeing my likes until I started paying the measly $1.50 per month to be a paid contributor. Well worth it because you don't see adds either.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 9:00 PM
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