Sometimes I think I'm a human vegetable who only knows how to sleep and eat.
Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Friday at 9:00 PM|
Take a fucking hint and stop posting.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Friday at 4:41 AM|
OP, that post is both funny AND interesting. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Friday at 4:41 AM|
We love u, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Friday at 4:41 AM|
Don't give up posting, OP. I've had a few good ones and then others that got few views and no posts. It's DL for fuck sake!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Friday at 4:45 AM|
Confessions of a Human Vegetable
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Friday at 4:48 AM|
You type fat, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Friday at 4:49 AM|
What are a few of your big misses?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Friday at 4:49 AM|
[quote]Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting. Sometimes I think I'm a human vegetable who only knows how to sleep and eat.
Never forget that well-applied self-disappointment at being a failure is its own kind of truth, loser!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Friday at 4:51 AM|
What an ego.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Friday at 4:51 AM|
OO you can always become Nonbinary and use that as your new personality! Remember, YOU ARE VALID!!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Friday at 4:51 AM|
Take heart OP and don’t give up. Much love to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Friday at 4:53 AM|
Guess you'll go eat worms.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Friday at 4:59 AM|
I’ve had a few flops. Keep on going, OP! We need you.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Friday at 5:00 AM|
Even more love to you, OP. Don't give up, don't leave. You're as important as anyone else here.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Friday at 5:01 AM|
Some people like the masochist path of life, and that’s fine I guess?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Friday at 5:03 AM|
Some of what I thought were my wittiest, funniest, snarkiest comments have gotten no WWs. Then I'll post a four-word reply and suddenly there's 19 WWs on it. It's hard to gauge what will be appreciated and what won't. I get pleasure out of posting and reading all the replies, anyway, so I try not to keep track of the WWs.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Friday at 5:07 AM|
You are a drear, OP. It's true.
And probably a slattern.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Friday at 5:10 AM|
the DL just isnt that into you, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Friday at 5:11 AM|
Yeah, there is no place for fragile egos around these parts.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Friday at 5:11 AM|
How long have you been posting here OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Friday at 5:14 AM|
OP, let’s cuddle.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Friday at 5:17 AM|
OP I share your consternation, only the difference is I think that about my offline life. And it’s been bugging me lately.
In fact, it hit me just the other night, as I watched a documentary about riots & rebellions of history, that I have somehow almost reached my third decade, yet I have no vices to speak of. None. Further I have very limited and sheltered life experiences for my age, and I am incredibly risk-averse.
This goes beyond not drinking & smoking, or not being promiscuous (or even sexually-active), or not having a criminal record. I don’t do extreme sports (or extreme anything), don’t wear anything scandalous, or even eat spicy foods. What I do is watch porn (secretly, wearing headphones over a private connection in my house), walk on the grass of my local neighbourhood when I shouldn't, and sometimes swear at the dinnertable - that is the extent of my vice.
It’s always been this way, too. I didn’t even have a teen rebellion phase, where I snuck out to a concert or broke a window or cut class. Never even dyed my hair a weird colour, or lied to a Boss. I have literally never done anything of which an authority figure may disapprove. Even my old school reports are covered with words like ‘conscientious’, ‘thoughtful’, ‘considerate’, ‘obedient’, ‘easy to teach’, and ‘principled’ - this is what I was from the age of four til eighteen. My Christian-camp going friends got up to more crazy shit than I did.
It’s no wonder I’m so depressed and repressed, and that I don’t have any friends. Until now, though, I’ve never thought of myself as boring or staid. I’m not sure what I can do about it, at this point. Twenty-eight year olds aren’t supposed to go off the rails.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Friday at 6:09 AM|
OP, just start a thread about a fat person and call them fat. You'll be considered hilarious on this site and your thread will go to 600 replies. The more hateful you are, the more successful your thread will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Friday at 6:16 AM|
Someday, we will ache like you ache, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Friday at 6:22 AM|
R22 you sound mind-numbingly dull. I fell asleep in the first two sentences of your post. Jesus.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Friday at 6:24 AM|
I am not reading this, it is so boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Friday at 6:24 AM|
You never know what will get these impossible queens to bite.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Friday at 6:34 AM|
Yes, R25, and that is the problem.
So what shall I do to rectify it? Please don’t say boredom really is terminal.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Friday at 6:37 AM|
R22 you are judging yourself. It’s not boring, we are all meant for different things in life. Unless you feel you live a life of restriction and don’t do certain things because of that. Just try and be ok with who you are and the right persons will find you in life(post Covid).
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Friday at 6:39 AM|
I think you've hit the nail on the head, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Friday at 7:24 AM|
Millions dying of a plague and a crazed leader trying to undemine the democracy of the United.States! And all that you can post about is your unpopularity on Datalounge.
Don't worry OP fit right in at Datalounge
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Friday at 7:31 AM|
Can I have your stuff?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Friday at 7:35 AM|
Big, sloppy moose smooches, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Friday at 7:37 AM|
OP, be careful of Christmas Moose's kisses. He gives a lot of tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Friday at 8:05 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Friday at 8:07 AM|
OP, if you post your name, address, DOB, SS#, DL, banking info, a few CC screen shots (front and back of cards please), then I believe you'l receive hundreds and even thousands of WW's.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Friday at 8:53 AM|
Nope! Not gonna do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Friday at 8:55 AM|
OP, DL is fickle.
Simply Sara from YT: "Adorable."
Chrissy Metz: "Die in the greasiest of grease fires immediately."
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Friday at 9:08 AM|
song for op
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Friday at 9:16 AM|
I haven't posted a good thread since 2017. Maybe you should refrain from starting threads until something good comes to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Friday at 9:19 AM|
I post all the time, anything I think might be of interest here. Most of them are never heard from again, but a few catch on.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Friday at 9:20 AM|
Post a long winded and whiny complaint about something so fundamentally petty and banal that no normal person would be bothered by it. 80 wws' will appear immediately.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Friday at 9:23 AM|
OP, are you Yvonne?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Friday at 10:12 AM|
just be true to yourself OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Friday at 10:59 AM|
R31 is my new hero.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Friday at 11:48 AM|
r31 Im from Brazil, why would I have to worry about American politics? Although Bolsonaro is similar to Trump and many people have died here too.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Friday at 8:16 PM|
Op, can you see the likes on your first post? Are you paying the dues? I didn't start seeing my likes until I started paying the measly $1.50 per month to be a paid contributor. Well worth it because you don't see adds either.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Friday at 9:00 PM|