Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting.

Take a fucking hint and stop posting.

OP, that post is both funny AND interesting. Thanks!

We love u, OP.

Don't give up posting, OP. I've had a few good ones and then others that got few views and no posts. It's DL for fuck sake!

Confessions of a Human Vegetable

You type fat, OP.

What are a few of your big misses?

[quote]Almost nobody likes what I post. I'm not funny or I don't have anything interesting. Sometimes I think I'm a human vegetable who only knows how to sleep and eat.

Never forget that well-applied self-disappointment at being a failure is its own kind of truth, loser!

ALMOST nobody?

What an ego.

OO you can always become Nonbinary and use that as your new personality! Remember, YOU ARE VALID!!

Take heart OP and don’t give up. Much love to you.

Guess you'll go eat worms.

I’ve had a few flops. Keep on going, OP! We need you.

Even more love to you, OP. Don't give up, don't leave. You're as important as anyone else here.

Some people like the masochist path of life, and that’s fine I guess?

Some of what I thought were my wittiest, funniest, snarkiest comments have gotten no WWs. Then I'll post a four-word reply and suddenly there's 19 WWs on it. It's hard to gauge what will be appreciated and what won't. I get pleasure out of posting and reading all the replies, anyway, so I try not to keep track of the WWs.

You are a drear, OP. It's true.

And probably a slattern.

the DL just isnt that into you, OP

Yeah, there is no place for fragile egos around these parts.

How long have you been posting here OP?

OP, let’s cuddle.

OP I share your consternation, only the difference is I think that about my offline life. And it’s been bugging me lately.

In fact, it hit me just the other night, as I watched a documentary about riots & rebellions of history, that I have somehow almost reached my third decade, yet I have no vices to speak of. None. Further I have very limited and sheltered life experiences for my age, and I am incredibly risk-averse.

This goes beyond not drinking & smoking, or not being promiscuous (or even sexually-active), or not having a criminal record. I don’t do extreme sports (or extreme anything), don’t wear anything scandalous, or even eat spicy foods. What I do is watch porn (secretly, wearing headphones over a private connection in my house), walk on the grass of my local neighbourhood when I shouldn't, and sometimes swear at the dinnertable - that is the extent of my vice.

It’s always been this way, too. I didn’t even have a teen rebellion phase, where I snuck out to a concert or broke a window or cut class. Never even dyed my hair a weird colour, or lied to a Boss. I have literally never done anything of which an authority figure may disapprove. Even my old school reports are covered with words like ‘conscientious’, ‘thoughtful’, ‘considerate’, ‘obedient’, ‘easy to teach’, and ‘principled’ - this is what I was from the age of four til eighteen. My Christian-camp going friends got up to more crazy shit than I did.

It’s no wonder I’m so depressed and repressed, and that I don’t have any friends. Until now, though, I’ve never thought of myself as boring or staid. I’m not sure what I can do about it, at this point. Twenty-eight year olds aren’t supposed to go off the rails.

OP, just start a thread about a fat person and call them fat. You'll be considered hilarious on this site and your thread will go to 600 replies. The more hateful you are, the more successful your thread will be.

Someday, we will ache like you ache, OP.

R22 you sound mind-numbingly dull. I fell asleep in the first two sentences of your post. Jesus.

I am not reading this, it is so boring.

You never know what will get these impossible queens to bite.

Yes, R25, and that is the problem.

So what shall I do to rectify it? Please don’t say boredom really is terminal.

R22 you are judging yourself. It’s not boring, we are all meant for different things in life. Unless you feel you live a life of restriction and don’t do certain things because of that. Just try and be ok with who you are and the right persons will find you in life(post Covid).

I think you've hit the nail on the head, OP.

Millions dying of a plague and a crazed leader trying to undemine the democracy of the United.States! And all that you can post about is your unpopularity on Datalounge.

Don't worry OP fit right in at Datalounge

Can I have your stuff?

Big, sloppy moose smooches, OP!

OP, be careful of Christmas Moose's kisses. He gives a lot of tongue.

Bwaaaa!

OP, if you post your name, address, DOB, SS#, DL, banking info, a few CC screen shots (front and back of cards please), then I believe you'l receive hundreds and even thousands of WW's.

Fishing!!!

Nope! Not gonna do it.

OP, DL is fickle.

Simply Sara from YT: "Adorable."

Chrissy Metz: "Die in the greasiest of grease fires immediately."

song for op

I haven't posted a good thread since 2017. Maybe you should refrain from starting threads until something good comes to you.

I post all the time, anything I think might be of interest here. Most of them are never heard from again, but a few catch on.

Post a long winded and whiny complaint about something so fundamentally petty and banal that no normal person would be bothered by it. 80 wws' will appear immediately.

OP, are you Yvonne?

just be true to yourself OP.

R31 is my new hero.

r31 Im from Brazil, why would I have to worry about American politics? Although Bolsonaro is similar to Trump and many people have died here too.

Op, can you see the likes on your first post? Are you paying the dues? I didn't start seeing my likes until I started paying the measly $1.50 per month to be a paid contributor. Well worth it because you don't see adds either.