Who would you choose?
If you had to have a night of sex with Bea Arthur or Mindy Cohn
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 30, 2020 7:32 AM |
Death.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 20, 2020 1:54 AM |
Mindy Cohn, but only if she is dressed as Charlie Chaplin.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 20, 2020 1:56 AM |
Why don't we lay OFF THESE TWO ICONS AND SUPPORTERS OF THE GAY COMMUNITY ?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 20, 2020 1:58 AM |
Bea Arthur, but then again, I am a size queen.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 20, 2020 1:59 AM |
I happen to know that Mindy is a truly lovely, delightful and good person. Let’s not pick on her. Got it?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 20, 2020 2:21 AM |
I'll go with Be a Arthur. I'm a sucker for cock.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2020 2:31 AM |
It depends on whether I’m the top or the bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2020 2:44 AM |
Mindy!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 20, 2020 8:06 AM |
Bea is the one with enough cock to satisfy all of us.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 20, 2020 8:09 AM |
Mindy, because at least she'd be sweet and do her best to keep me from being uncomfortable. I'm not sure I would come out of a sexual encounter with Bea without feeling sexually assaulted.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 20, 2020 8:15 AM |
Bea. His a man.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2020 8:29 AM |
Bea is dead.
You might think people would take that into consideration.
Perhaps, they have.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 20, 2020 8:33 AM |
Mindy posts here. Her usename is TheMindy I think.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 20, 2020 8:36 AM |
Bea Arthur gives an aggressive handjob.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 20, 2020 8:37 AM |
Bea Arthur because I’m certain she had a nice big cock,
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 20, 2020 9:01 AM |
Mindy for sure. She seems like she'd be good in bed, then humorous and affectionate afterwards.
Bea, on the other hand, would stink of Marlboros and vodka and probably criticize her partners performance both during and after.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 20, 2020 12:19 PM |
Can I see what’s on column C?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 20, 2020 12:31 PM |
"This uh, this might surprise you to know. . .but my vagina is about two inches from where your four inches keeps poking me."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 20, 2020 2:37 PM |
One's a corpse highly decayed at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 20, 2020 3:33 PM |
Me want snu-snu!!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 21, 2020 2:32 AM |
I'll pick Mindy because I'm a chubby chaser. I refuse to eat her pussy, but I will fuck her doggy-style.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 1, 2020 9:46 AM |
Bea, as long as she doesn’t shit on my floor like she did to Betty Whote.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 1, 2020 12:14 PM |
I wouldn't fuck Mindy Cohn with Bea Arthur's dick.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 1, 2020 12:52 PM |
MIndy for sure!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 4, 2020 3:12 AM |
Damaged DLers pick on both of these women because they read DL in the past, R5. Mindy definitely did, and there was a widely-believed report that Bea read comments here about 20 years ago and was very upset by them. Not sure I ever believed that, but a lot of people here did, and they tend to be the same people who don't actually contribute to DL, they simply repeat the same in-jokes and hate topics over and over again for decades.
And here we are.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 4, 2020 3:27 AM |
Like R1 - I also choose death.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 4, 2020 4:15 AM |
Jason Bateman
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 4, 2020 4:16 AM |
Mindy because she would be grateful. The other one which is Boss you around.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 4, 2020 4:24 AM |
I like to be bossed around so it's Bea for me.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 4, 2020 4:59 AM |
Mindy would be appreciative and undoubtedly pretty good at oral sex. I would fuck her doggy style. We'd have some laughs. I would take care not to body shame her.
Bea would very likely have vagina dentata and would kill me.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 4, 2020 5:22 AM |
Definitely Mindy. Bea would be too rough.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 28, 2020 9:37 PM |
Suicide
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 28, 2020 10:14 PM |
If you picked Bea Arthur then you are a necrophiliac.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 28, 2020 10:25 PM |
Bea Arthur left a huge amount of her estate to an LGBTQ organization to build a homeless shelter for gay kids in NYC.
This is how the gays of DL honor her.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 28, 2020 10:32 PM |
Hey OP,
Fuck you, loser.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 28, 2020 10:33 PM |
Bea shit on Betty’s dressing room floor.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 28, 2020 11:13 PM |
I don't want to hear any Mindy Cohn slander!! She is made of awesome. I was a couple years behind her at Westlake School for Girls. I was BFFs with the younger sister of one of her friends. She was cool, never acted like she "special" or "star".
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 30, 2020 7:15 AM |
Not into necrophilia, so Mindy it is.
The lively chat afterward is sure to be as fun and engaging as attempting vagina stuff is to be awful.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 30, 2020 7:26 AM |
How about Patty Heaton or Jamie Lee Curtis?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 30, 2020 7:32 AM |