If you had to have a night of sex with Bea Arthur or Mindy Cohn

Death.

Mindy Cohn, but only if she is dressed as Charlie Chaplin.

Why don't we lay OFF THESE TWO ICONS AND SUPPORTERS OF THE GAY COMMUNITY ?

Bea Arthur, but then again, I am a size queen.

I happen to know that Mindy is a truly lovely, delightful and good person. Let’s not pick on her. Got it?

I'll go with Be a Arthur. I'm a sucker for cock.

It depends on whether I’m the top or the bottom.

Doo I get extra if I take both lady?

Mindy!

Bea is the one with enough cock to satisfy all of us.

Mindy, because at least she'd be sweet and do her best to keep me from being uncomfortable. I'm not sure I would come out of a sexual encounter with Bea without feeling sexually assaulted.

Bea. His a man.

Bea is dead.

You might think people would take that into consideration.

Perhaps, they have.

Mindy posts here. Her usename is TheMindy I think.

Bea Arthur gives an aggressive handjob.

Bea Arthur because I’m certain she had a nice big cock,

Mindy for sure. She seems like she'd be good in bed, then humorous and affectionate afterwards.

Bea, on the other hand, would stink of Marlboros and vodka and probably criticize her partners performance both during and after.

Can I see what’s on column C?

"This uh, this might surprise you to know. . .but my vagina is about two inches from where your four inches keeps poking me."

One's a corpse highly decayed at this point.

Me want snu-snu!!

I'll pick Mindy because I'm a chubby chaser. I refuse to eat her pussy, but I will fuck her doggy-style.

Bea, as long as she doesn’t shit on my floor like she did to Betty Whote.

I wouldn't fuck Mindy Cohn with Bea Arthur's dick.

MIndy for sure!

Damaged DLers pick on both of these women because they read DL in the past, R5. Mindy definitely did, and there was a widely-believed report that Bea read comments here about 20 years ago and was very upset by them. Not sure I ever believed that, but a lot of people here did, and they tend to be the same people who don't actually contribute to DL, they simply repeat the same in-jokes and hate topics over and over again for decades.

And here we are.

Like R1 - I also choose death.

Jason Bateman

Mindy because she would be grateful. The other one which is Boss you around.

I like to be bossed around so it's Bea for me.

Mindy would be appreciative and undoubtedly pretty good at oral sex. I would fuck her doggy style. We'd have some laughs. I would take care not to body shame her.

Bea would very likely have vagina dentata and would kill me.

Definitely Mindy. Bea would be too rough.

Suicide

If you picked Bea Arthur then you are a necrophiliac.

Bea Arthur left a huge amount of her estate to an LGBTQ organization to build a homeless shelter for gay kids in NYC.

This is how the gays of DL honor her.

Hey OP,

Fuck you, loser.

Bea shit on Betty’s dressing room floor.

I don't want to hear any Mindy Cohn slander!! She is made of awesome. I was a couple years behind her at Westlake School for Girls. I was BFFs with the younger sister of one of her friends. She was cool, never acted like she "special" or "star".

Not into necrophilia, so Mindy it is.

The lively chat afterward is sure to be as fun and engaging as attempting vagina stuff is to be awful.

How about Patty Heaton or Jamie Lee Curtis?